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MarcusRock
May 30th, 2003, 02:17 PM
Look at this interview excerpt from yesterday that I lifted off the RG site right before the editors took it out of the posted interview.


Q: Evie, she appeared to struggle out there today. You've played her sister before. Is there any difference in the way they play?

Dominikovic: Well yes. Serena does everything much, much better. And I'll tell you what else. Serena even smells better. Right down to her gas emissions.

Q: Her gas emissions?

Dominikovic: Yes. Her breaking of wind, her methane escape, her farts.

Q: Oh my. Well, in what way do they differ?

Dominikovic: I'd say that Serena's farts are much more pleasant-smelling. They almost give off a rosy mist kind of aroma.

Q: So you're saying that Serena's farts are easier to inhale?

Dominikovic: Yes. I'd rather smell Serena's farts than Venus'

Q: OK. This interview's over. Let's pack it up boys.


The nerve of that Evie chick dissing Venus' farts like that. I'd say that's the height of disrespect.

Zenith
May 30th, 2003, 02:21 PM
LMAO, that's too funny. Hey Marcus, you Rock!!.

GoDominique
May 30th, 2003, 02:23 PM
Gotta love Evie. :D Never afraid to tell the truth. ;)

tennisvideos
May 30th, 2003, 04:02 PM
LOL Marcus!