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GoDominique
May 29th, 2003, 11:11 PM
From RG website:

Q. You talked the other day, you mentioned you were a little concerned about playing her. She was a pretty tough opponent for a second round, right?
LINDSAY DAVENPORT: The last two times we've played were very close. I thought the clay would probably favor her even more than that. But I don't think either one of us played as well as we have in the past matches.
I think it wasn't a very high, high level of play out there (smiling). It was one of those days where you're lucky your opponent doesn't play great, and you're lucky to get through and you're happy to get through (farting). Just kind of did what I had to do to win that match.

How rude. :(

SJW
May 29th, 2003, 11:13 PM
LOL you are kidding me!??!?!? :D

baleineau
May 29th, 2003, 11:19 PM
filthy bitch

Berlin_Calling
May 29th, 2003, 11:19 PM
err...I was just at the RG site reading the transcript and I even watched the interview and Lindsay did not fart :o

Iconoclast
May 29th, 2003, 11:26 PM
err...I was just at the RG site reading the transcript and I even watched the interview and Lindsay did not fart :o
After a request from Lindsay, the WTA officials coerced the organizers to edit it out of the audio and video versions to protect the integrity of the Tour by preventing this scandalous emission from being made public. Somehow it must have slipped through in an early edition of the transcript. I just checked the site and could no longer find the farting reference!

CC
May 29th, 2003, 11:28 PM
I'm positive you're all joking!

Cariaoke
May 29th, 2003, 11:32 PM
ROFL! good one!

BigB08822
May 29th, 2003, 11:34 PM
Pffft!!!

GoDominique
May 29th, 2003, 11:36 PM
Iconoclast is right. Right after I had posted this they deleted the delicate part from the transcript.
However, the fact that I copied and pasted this directly from the website is proof enough that it's true, and I'm just as shocked as you are.

SJW
May 29th, 2003, 11:38 PM
LMFAO y'all are crazy

thanks for making a funny thread :D

Martian Willow
May 29th, 2003, 11:41 PM
I'm sure she must fart sometimes. Everyone does.

baleineau
May 29th, 2003, 11:44 PM
i once heard lindsay fart when receiving serve. she then wafted it up to her nostrils. yuk.

Amanda
May 29th, 2003, 11:47 PM
I guess that explains the nose plugs and masks in the souvenir stand.

vw43
May 30th, 2003, 12:13 AM
Lmfao!

harloo
May 30th, 2003, 12:33 AM
nasty heifer. stanking up the interview room like that. :rolleyes: :D
She has no respect for the next player to occupy her seat.












LOL!!

BigTennisFan
May 30th, 2003, 12:38 AM
I'm sure she must fart sometimes. Everyone does.

I beg to differ. Certainly not moi.

JPV
May 30th, 2003, 12:41 AM
I beg to differ. Certainly not moi.
if you wouldn't be farting, you'd die... everyone farts, but not every fart can be heard ;).

I once heard each human farts 2,5 L air a day.

MarcusRock
May 30th, 2003, 12:44 AM
if you wouldn't be farting, you'd die... everyone farts, but not every fart can be heard ;).

I once heard each human farts 2,5 L air a day.3.5L if you had Raisin Bran for breakfast.

This is my kinda thread :D

rated_next
May 30th, 2003, 01:51 AM
Lol

Keith
May 30th, 2003, 02:38 AM
As funny as it sounds...I watched the video and at one point she does giggle to herself, but I never heard a fart....

joaco
May 30th, 2003, 03:00 AM
how did you guys get to see her conference in real player? I mean, I go to the roland garros website, and it isn't there. It is only the first one... so where's the second one? :confused:

Joaco

1jackson2001
May 30th, 2003, 03:05 AM
I can just imagine what it would be like for the linesmen behind the farting, bended over player waiting to return serve.

Cam'ron Giles
May 30th, 2003, 03:50 AM
What's a fart???? Is it anything like peeing or shitting (I keep hearing about these things but have no idea what they are)... :confused:

Crazy Canuck
May 30th, 2003, 04:41 AM
Ladies aren't supposed to fart. Only gentlemen do.
I sincerely hope that you're kidding.

Midnite Surfer
May 30th, 2003, 06:31 AM
If there is anyone who does not fart on the tour, it would have to be Hantuchova.

I wonder who cuts the worst farts on tour. And do they do it while their serving? On the men's side, I've heard that Agassi is notorious for farting near ballkids and line judges. He also spits and blows snot rockets all the time. Pretty gross.

Glenn
May 30th, 2003, 08:26 AM
nasty heifer. stanking up the interview room like that. :rolleyes: :D
She has no respect for the next player to occupy her seat.












LOL!!
LMFAO! :D

1jackson2001
May 30th, 2003, 08:43 AM
If there is anyone who does not fart on the tour, it would have to be Hantuchova.

I wonder who cuts the worst farts on tour. And do they do it while their serving? On the men's side, I've heard that Agassi is notorious for farting near ballkids and line judges. He also spits and blows snot rockets all the time. Pretty gross.

That is one thing I didn't need to hear. :o

E. Blackadder
May 30th, 2003, 09:49 AM
When you watch the video she does seem very uncomfortable, she must have had some cramps i think

Hagar
May 30th, 2003, 10:01 AM
If there is anyone who does not fart on the tour, it would have to be Hantuchova.

ROTFLMAO!

Brian Stewart
May 30th, 2003, 11:01 AM
Boy, whoever did the transcript (original) was really thorough. :)

Imagine the possibilities for a men's transcript:

Player: "... Yeah, he was serving really well today (scratches balls), and I had trouble reading it..."

fifiricci
May 30th, 2003, 11:36 AM
What's a fart???? Is it anything like peeing or shitting (I keep hearing about these things but have no idea what they are)... :confused:

Wots american for farting folks? Other words I know for it are "guffing", "letting off", "breaking wind", "being flatulent", etc, - got the idea now?

BTW everyone does it. If they didn't they'd explode.

Some people do it in public for fun and are practically world champions at it. Some people set light to them in the middle of the pub just for fun and frolics. Boyfriends sometimes like to sit on your face while they do it.