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Gonzo Hates Me!
May 21st, 2003, 03:02 AM
I think between

Joey Winson 3.0
Marcus Rock
King Lindsay
Helen Lawson

I think these posters are so funny, some with a silly humour, some with a dark humour. I really donít pay attention to that many posters, but these posters are just so funny constantly because everything they post obviously catches my eye & cracks me up. My friends tell me I am funny, but I am just goofy. I wish I had the kind of witty, sassy humour that a lot of people on here have. Some posters here are just hilarious

Leena
May 21st, 2003, 03:05 AM
Almost got through a post where you didn't mention how many friends you have...

The only correct answer is me.

I'm pretty enough for TV.

I'm funny enough for TV.

Everyone fucking loves me.

MinskLynx
May 21st, 2003, 03:08 AM
Barriedude

CC
May 21st, 2003, 03:09 AM
I like Joey Winson's humor. It's the "galloping-towards-insanity type," but I like it.

King Lindsay
May 21st, 2003, 03:18 AM
i would never lower myself to make an appearance on SNL.

Gonzo Hates Me!
May 21st, 2003, 03:22 AM
King Lindsay, I have to say, given our history, I was afraid of a response from you! Thanks for going quasi-easy on me... although, with this post, I know I am asking for it :o

BigB08822
May 21st, 2003, 03:24 AM
Why, me, of course!!

LOL, on a serious note..hmmm..I dunno!

I wouldnt pick Helen Lawson because I dont necessarily believe that insanity = funny.

Why not Keith, just so I can stare at him...

Sam L
May 21st, 2003, 03:29 AM
Definitely Joey! lol

Keith
May 21st, 2003, 03:31 AM
Why not Keith, just so I can stare at him...


Thanks! LOL. I can only dream to be on the cover of BOP and TEEN BEAT.

Steam
May 21st, 2003, 03:54 AM
The only reason I would even want to host Saturday Night Live is so I can screw Mya Rudolph at the after party.

ys
May 21st, 2003, 04:00 AM
Almost got through a post where you didn't mention how many friends you have...

The only correct answer is me.

I'm pretty enough for TV.

I'm funny enough for TV..

Possibly true..


Everyone fucking loves me.

That's debatable. What about switching 2nd and 3rd word of this statement?

Leena
May 21st, 2003, 04:04 AM
Possibly true..

You know it's true... just say it.

That's debatable. What about switching 2nd and 3rd word of this statement?

They're one and the same.

I know you have your cock in your hand right now, looking at my tennis pic.

Steam
May 21st, 2003, 04:05 AM
That's debatable. What about switching 2nd and 3rd word of this statement?

Well, then that would be a lie as well. I doubt that they "love" it. How about dropping that word altogether and make the now middle word passed tense. That would work much better.

ys
May 21st, 2003, 04:06 AM
I know you have your cock in your hand right now, looking at my tennis pic.

Do I have your tennis pic?

Leena
May 21st, 2003, 04:10 AM
Do I have your tennis pic?
*Sigh*

Of course, you do.

Steam
May 21st, 2003, 04:16 AM
Do I have your tennis pic?

I am sure that you have seen it ys.

It is the picture on the poster titled "You never know who has Gonorrhea"

ys
May 21st, 2003, 04:18 AM
I am sure that you have seen it ys.

It is the picture on the poster titled "You never know who has Gonorrhea"

Leena, baby, is this true? :eek:

Leena
May 21st, 2003, 04:22 AM
Leena, baby, is this true? :eek:
Yes, I have chlamydia. :sad:

I gave it to Steam... and he's melancholy.

Steam
May 21st, 2003, 04:25 AM
Yes, I have chlamydia. :sad:

I gave it to Steam... and he's melancholy.

Well, it is my fault for being cheap. That's what I get for not wanting to pay more than $2.25 for sex.

ys
May 21st, 2003, 04:26 AM
Yes, I have chlamydia. :sad:

I gave it to Steam... and he's melancholy.

Poor baby..:sad:

Wait, was it before Steam allegedly molested Becca? Or after?

Leena
May 21st, 2003, 04:27 AM
Poor baby..:sad:

Wait, was it before Steam allegedly molested Becca? Or after?
After he fucked the hole in his bedroom wall... he called it "Becca".

Steam
May 21st, 2003, 04:27 AM
Poor baby..:sad:

Wait, was it before Steam allegedly molested Becca? Or after?

After.

So don't worry, you didn't get anything by gawking at her during the Fererro match ;)

Steam
May 21st, 2003, 04:29 AM
After he fucked the hole in his bedroom wall... he called it "Becca".

No, actually, the hole is pretty wide and used up. So I call it "Leena".

GBFH
May 21st, 2003, 05:13 AM
lmaoooooooo, joy!

I was thinking of a DD/MarcusRock co-hosting. That would be badass.

decemberlove
May 21st, 2003, 05:16 AM
nobody here is funny/original enough to be on tv. then again, snl has been ass of late, so maybe...

GBFH
May 21st, 2003, 05:18 AM
actually, i was thinking more of marcusrock/ckb co-hosting. now that would be crazy!

oh HELL no, girl! :o
that would be anarchy and chaos!!! they'd probably crash the stage when the music acts are on!

Leena
May 21st, 2003, 05:19 AM
Ugh... you're all sounding like Marri now...

GBFH
May 21st, 2003, 05:20 AM
yeah, you could be right. i see blood and guts all over the soundstage... :sad:

lmao! but it'd be :cool:
:) :kiss: :hearts: :drool: ;) :D :bounce: :angel: :lick:

GBFH
May 21st, 2003, 05:25 AM
Leena - "I am not a **** :sad:"
CLASSIC post, I still laugh at it.

GBFH
May 21st, 2003, 05:28 AM
hey, how the fuck do you go from STFU to yeah, deadlines are coming...lmao! too funny. well good. i'm sure you're looking forward to this trip. ;)

maybe...."shut the fuck up, I have deadlines coming!"...kinda flows
:cool: :) :wavey: :drool: ;) :hearts: :worship: :D :kiss: :bounce: :lick: :angel:

GBFH
May 21st, 2003, 05:34 AM
fuck off GBFH :devil: :fiery: :hearts: :kiss: *feeling schizophrenic* or *pretending to be a bitch* :p

Leena????
:) :cool: :wavey: :drool: ;) :worship: :hearts: :kiss: :D :bounce: :angel: :lick:

decemberlove
May 21st, 2003, 05:37 AM
hey dl! yeah the best ones are those re-runs of the not ready for prime time players...bill murray's time.

yep :)

one of the reasons i love comedy central.

hartman. murphy. sandler. farley. ...

GBFH
May 21st, 2003, 05:38 AM
see you keep coming up with all those smilies and and we're going to be accused of being too soft, gbfh..lol

:sad:

GBFH
May 21st, 2003, 05:39 AM
I love Comedy Central for "Office Space"...damn, I need to watch that again....

decemberlove
May 21st, 2003, 05:39 AM
Leena - "I am not a **** :sad:"
CLASSIC post, I still laugh at it.

did i say something about a **** in that thread? i think i do... thou i wasnt referring to her.

G, how did you get your screenname? did you just go crazy on the keyboard?

GBFH
May 21st, 2003, 05:39 AM
:wavey: joyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

GBFH
May 21st, 2003, 05:42 AM
did i say something about a **** in that thread? i think i do... thou i wasnt referring to her.

G, how did you get your screenname? did you just go crazy on the keyboard?

I don't remember how that came about...but I almost peed myself when she said that. She even called me an "insensitive clod" for laughing! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

that's a family secret.

decemberlove
May 21st, 2003, 05:45 AM
I love Comedy Central for "Office Space"...damn, I need to watch that again....

i have it on DVD

go here:http://ebaumsworld.com/officespace.html

night joy :)

GBFH
May 21st, 2003, 05:45 AM
:worship: :kiss: :bounce: :angel: and DD, I have a green skirt, what color shirt should I wear????
:) :wavey: :cool: :drool: ;) :hearts:

decemberlove
May 21st, 2003, 05:46 AM
before i go....love- are you wearing boy shorts...and what color are they? maybe i'll get to sleep sooner if i go to sleep picturing that :hearts: :drool: :D :p I'm wearing a red pair that says Devil at night :angel:


yes a white pair :devil:

i want a pair like yours...

GBFH
May 21st, 2003, 05:46 AM
i have it on DVD

go here:http://ebaumsworld.com/officespace.html

night joy :)

whoooooooooo, thanks love!!! mmm'kayyyyyyy?

Leena
May 21st, 2003, 05:49 AM
lol- and you would think i didn't get any tonight :eek: :o I think its what happens when i don't post for a while :D

I am going to sleep now or should i wake him for seconds...i can't sleep :confused:
You insult me... then post this...

Leena
May 21st, 2003, 05:51 AM
I don't remember how that came about...but I almost peed myself when she said that. She even called me an "insensitive clod" for laughing! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

that's a family secret.
You like talking about me an awful lot.

Crazy Canuck
May 21st, 2003, 05:52 AM
Leena....why haven't you paid me attention today? My internet ego is shrinking as I type this :sad:

Leena
May 21st, 2003, 05:53 AM
yeah, and...I'm not gone yet......still lurking.......try being a bitch why don't you :p
Try reading my mind... figure out how I'll be a "pretend bitch" with you.

Leena
May 21st, 2003, 05:53 AM
Leena....why haven't you paid me attention today? My internet ego is shrinking as I type this :sad:
Sowwie. :sad:

Leena
May 21st, 2003, 05:56 AM
Joy, I'm glad that you like my work.

King Lindsay
May 21st, 2003, 09:40 AM
King Lindsay, I have to say, given our history, I was afraid of a response from you! Thanks for going quasi-easy on me... although, with this post, I know I am asking for it :o

Mrs Guga, babe, you know i love you.

King Lindsay
May 21st, 2003, 10:05 AM
While I'm in this thread, Hey Leena, why don't you lay off mrs guga? Alright? Thanks.

BritneySpearsIsHot
May 22nd, 2003, 12:11 AM
DeuceDiva of course

or BarrieDude or Luna_Angel (mad lesbo chat)

I would say Em, but she'd have greasy blokes on all night :rolleyes: ;)

Any positive poster really

CondiLicious
May 22nd, 2003, 02:52 AM
Selesrules. He could be an overly obsessed loser. Some of his posts are so lame they are amusing. Of course we'd all know its not a character and he's really like that but I'm sure he could get a few agents paint him as just being a good actor/comedian.

Gonzo Hates Me!
May 23rd, 2003, 10:15 PM
Mrs Guga, babe, you know i love you.

Wow, I'm shocked King Lindsay! :eek: :kiss: Did someone hold you at gunpoint to say that?! LOL!

Barrie_Dude
May 23rd, 2003, 10:47 PM
Barriedude



:rolleyes: You are sick! ;) :p