The above simulation features a middle aged and slightly delusional character. He is first unscrewing the cap off a bottle of undiluted Kia Ora (orange based cordial drink), and then pouring the contents of said bottle into the petrol tank of his C reg Austin Allegro, he then closes the petrol cap. He then attempts to start the car, only to realise his money saving scheme has ended in utter failure as the car fails to start. The thuds are the sound of him banging his fists in anger on the steering wheel. Unheard are the sounds of the children congregating in the street laughing and cackling at his antics.
May 21st, 2003, 12:30 AM
Ting, Ting, Ting, Ting.
That is the sound of a 78 year old woman tapping a teaspoon against her cup of tea.