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King Satan
May 17th, 2003, 07:05 PM
Praise me, for i am your master. (ellen, get your butt in here)

Shedevil
May 17th, 2003, 07:06 PM
hehe, yes my evil one :D :worship:

Shedevil
May 17th, 2003, 07:07 PM
well well, a new nic and location...busy satan :D
you don't have to burn people's asses down there anymore?....tss I knew it, hell is just not the same anymore :p

King Satan
May 17th, 2003, 07:12 PM
Have you been doing your evil chores?, my child

Satan has moved to a new location, and if you do enough evil deeds, i'll let you take over down below :devil:

Shuji Shuriken
May 17th, 2003, 07:16 PM
:worship:...where have you been all my life :hearts:

Shuji Shuriken
May 17th, 2003, 07:18 PM
master...:worship:

Shedevil
May 17th, 2003, 07:19 PM
Have you been doing your evil chores?, my child

Satan has moved to a new location, and if you do enough evil deeds, i'll let you take over down below :devil:
omg, you would? :eek: such an honor :D
my love :hearts: :p

King Satan
May 17th, 2003, 07:23 PM
omg, you would? :eek: such an honor :D
my love :hearts: :p
well maybe, if you're bad enough :p

what's the baddest thing you've done lately??

GBFH
May 17th, 2003, 07:24 PM
get off it, joe :p

King Satan
May 17th, 2003, 07:25 PM
get off it, joe :p
Ellen, take care of this traitor for me :devil:

GBFH
May 17th, 2003, 07:27 PM
Ellen, take care of this traitor for me :devil:

pfffffffffff, chicken :p
look at Satan, he's afraid of little 'ol me :p

Shedevil
May 17th, 2003, 07:29 PM
well maybe, if you're bad enough :p

what's the baddest thing you've done lately??
hum...I stole a car :p and then drove it in the ppol of the mayor plus set his house on fire.
don't forget our pationate night satan dear, that's the worst kind of bad :p :rolleyes: :p

King Satan
May 17th, 2003, 07:30 PM
pfffffffffff, chicken :p
look at Satan, he's afraid of little 'ol me :p
*throws gbfh on hot coles*
Dont' you mouth off, or Ellen will be forced to thrash you! lol

Shedevil
May 17th, 2003, 07:32 PM
*throws gbfh on hot coles*
Dont' you mouth off, or Ellen will be forced to thrash you! lol
:worship: such confidence in me :D my hero :p

King Satan
May 17th, 2003, 07:32 PM
hum...I stole a car :p and then drove it in the ppol of the mayor plus set his house on fire.
don't forget our pationate night satan dear, that's the worst kind of bad :p :rolleyes: :p
lmao!
did you kill his dog?

on a serious note, you think my name will offend anyone?

Shedevil
May 17th, 2003, 07:33 PM
damn, I knew I forgot something :p

I don't think so, who'd be offended?

GBFH
May 17th, 2003, 07:33 PM
*throws gbfh on hot coles*
Dont' you mouth off, or Ellen will be forced to thrash you! lol

*jumps off, picks up handful and throws in Satan's face* fuck you, biotch :p

*kicks Satan's shins*

Steam
May 17th, 2003, 07:33 PM
Maybe now whorehand won't ignore you :rolleyes:

King Satan
May 17th, 2003, 07:35 PM
*jumps off, picks up handful and throws in Satan's face* fuck you, biotch :p

*kicks Satan's shins*
lmao! owww
Hey, sign on msn Dammit, Satan orders you to!

King Satan
May 17th, 2003, 07:35 PM
damn, I knew I forgot something :p

I don't think so, who'd be offended?
I don't know, maybe some christian ppl on the board?

GBFH
May 17th, 2003, 07:37 PM
lmao! owww
Hey, sign on msn Dammit, Satan orders you to!

NO
I'm busy watching your namesakes kicking some Senators' ass. You should be ashamed :p

*throws dishes at Satan*

King Satan
May 17th, 2003, 07:39 PM
NO
I'm busy watching your namesakes kicking some Senators' ass. You should be ashamed :p

*throws dishes at Satan*
Missy, if you don't sign on, i will use all my powers to make sure the devis will win! :fiery:

Now go in the kitchen and make me a samich! :fiery:

GBFH
May 17th, 2003, 07:40 PM
Missy, if you don't sign on, i will use all my powers to make sure the devis will win! :fiery:

Now go in the kitchen and make me a samich! :fiery:

pfffffffffffffffff :p
you let the Devils win, and I'll get God to rain sulfur on your ass :fiery:

King Satan
May 17th, 2003, 07:42 PM
pfffffffffffffffff :p
you let the Devils win, and I'll get God to rain sulfur on your ass :fiery:
You don't believe in God, remember? :p
now go on, i want a ham and cheese samich with nice toasty bread and make sure you cut the corners off :devil:

GBFH
May 17th, 2003, 07:43 PM
You don't believe in God, remember? :p
now go on, i want a ham and cheese samich with nice toasty bread and make sure you cut the corners off :devil:

That's true.
And in that case, you're a phony. You've got five minutes to apologize for ordering me around before I call the cops :p

King Satan
May 17th, 2003, 07:45 PM
That's true.
And in that case, you're a phony. You've got five minutes to apologize for ordering me around before I call the cops :p
*ties chain around gbfh's throat* huh? who you gonna call?

sign on msn dammit!! :fiery:

GBFH
May 17th, 2003, 07:46 PM
*ties chain around gbfh's throat* huh? who you gonna call?

sign on msn dammit!! :fiery:

*knees Satan in the nads, swings chain like a lasso and smacks Satan on the side of the head*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
that's what you get for threatening me with physical violence! SENS HAVE SCORED ON YOUR TEAM!!!!!!!

King Satan
May 17th, 2003, 07:49 PM
*knees Satan in the nads, swings chain like a lasso and smacks Satan on the side of the head*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
that's what you get for threatening me with physical violence! SENS HAVE SCORED ON YOUR TEAM!!!!!!!
lmao!
Satan has balls of steel!, *muhahahahaha* :devil:
try again, rookie! :p

babe, really, sign on msn. we can watch the game together :)

GBFH
May 17th, 2003, 07:51 PM
lmao!
Satan has balls of steel!, *muhahahahaha* :devil:
try again, rookie! :p

babe, really, sign on msn. we can watch the game together :)

yeah, but your skull ain't that hard :p

nope :p

King Satan
May 17th, 2003, 07:52 PM
yeah, but your skull ain't that hard :p

nope :p
omg, it's in intermission!!
I wanna tell you something.

GBFH
May 17th, 2003, 07:53 PM
omg, it's in intermission!!
I wanna tell you something.

so what?
pfffff, every time you say that I get pissed at you.

Steam
May 17th, 2003, 07:54 PM
babe, really, sign on msn. we can watch the game together :)

Awwwwww, isn't that sweet.

"Satan" wants a cyber-date. AWWWWW

King Satan
May 17th, 2003, 07:55 PM
so what?
pfffff, every time you say that I get pissed at you.
what? lol :confused:
sign on you nerd!

I have to tell you something important

GBFH
May 17th, 2003, 07:57 PM
what? lol :confused:
sign on you nerd!

I have to tell you something important

:p bite me, Satan

better not be about your guitar, dude :p

GBFH
May 17th, 2003, 08:00 PM
yeah, it was some date, Steam :p

Steam
May 17th, 2003, 08:02 PM
yeah, it was some date, Steam :p

Everytime I think that I have reached some magical mark in lameness, all I have to do is come here and read some of his posts and I feel much much much better about myself.

Thanks Joe.

thalle
May 17th, 2003, 08:02 PM
:wavey:

GBFH
May 17th, 2003, 08:06 PM
Joe's not that bad.
He'll do something silly and wheels-off like this, it's fun.

Steam
May 17th, 2003, 08:14 PM
Joe's not that bad.
He'll do something silly and wheels-off like this, it's fun.


He is just dying for acceptance.

GBFH
May 17th, 2003, 08:14 PM
He is just dying for acceptance.

From the wrong people.

Shuji Shuriken
May 17th, 2003, 08:15 PM
I get fucked up the ass....does that qualify me going to hell :devil:?

GBFH
May 17th, 2003, 08:17 PM
no, only if you don't make him a sandwich. the lazy fuck :p

Shuji Shuriken
May 17th, 2003, 08:21 PM
are there any hot gay guys in hell :devil:

GBFH
May 17th, 2003, 08:22 PM
probably.
but I doubt you'd get to enjoy it ;)

Shuji Shuriken
May 17th, 2003, 08:27 PM
probably.
but I doubt you'd get to enjoy it ;)
why? there's nothing like a hot fuck ;)

GBFH
May 17th, 2003, 08:30 PM
why? there's nothing like a hot fuck ;)

lmao ;)
Satan would probably stick you with a gaggle of straight guys for the rest of eternity.

Shuji Shuriken
May 17th, 2003, 08:44 PM
lmao ;)
Satan would probably stick you with a gaggle of straight guys for the rest of eternity.
:sad: :eek:...good point :p

Shuji Shuriken
May 17th, 2003, 08:48 PM
but at some point they would get tempted :devil:

GBFH
May 17th, 2003, 08:50 PM
but at some point they would get tempted :devil:

nah, he'd constantly rotate them. Guys you're totally not attracted to.

Or maybe he'd stick you with a bunch of gay guys, but you'd never get an erection. Ever.

Shuji Shuriken
May 17th, 2003, 09:31 PM
nah, he'd constantly rotate them. Guys you're totally not attracted to.

Or maybe he'd stick you with a bunch of gay guys, but you'd never get an erection. Ever.
hahahahaha....sad but true

King Satan
May 18th, 2003, 01:15 AM
Everytime I think that I have reached some magical mark in lameness, all I have to do is come here and read some of his posts and I feel much much much better about myself.

Thanks Joe.
You just need to loosen up my friend :)
Have some fun once in a while. Life is boring if you're pissed and bitter all the time :)

hitman
May 18th, 2003, 01:23 AM
Jesus is sad with this thread

King Satan
May 18th, 2003, 01:29 AM
Jesus is sad with this thread
Jesus is sad with the world.

GBFH
May 18th, 2003, 02:55 AM
You just need to loosen up my friend :)
Have some fun once in a while. Life is boring if you're pissed and bitter all the time :)

That's not something Satan would say :p
Fire and brimstone, dude!!

Shedevil
May 18th, 2003, 06:57 AM
hehe, all of you practicing and kissing satan's ass to take his place huh? well it's not gonna work :p
Hell is mine :devil: :p

GBFH
May 18th, 2003, 07:00 AM
hehe, all of you practicing and kissing satan's ass to take his place huh? well it's not gonna work :p
Hell is mine :devil: :p

kissing his ass? pfffffffffff :p
I set his ass right. Satan's a pussy :p And if you're cute, he'll step aside willingly.

Shedevil
May 18th, 2003, 07:03 AM
hehe, I like "satan's a pussy" :D :devil:
me cute...duh :p cutest person to ever live in hell :p

GBFH
May 18th, 2003, 07:05 AM
hehe, I like "satan's a pussy" :D :devil:
me cute...duh :p cutest person to ever live in hell :p

that's a good thing, 'cause he is.

I'll be the judge of that :devil:

Shedevil
May 18th, 2003, 07:06 AM
*wonders why my pamela boobs aren't doing the trick* :p

GBFH
May 18th, 2003, 07:09 AM
*wonders why my pamela boobs aren't doing the trick* :p

lmao, big boobs are overrated. Anyone can drop a couple grand and get them.

Shedevil
May 18th, 2003, 07:10 AM
hey, all natural stuff baby :p :o
why, you have them too? :p

GBFH
May 18th, 2003, 07:12 AM
hey, all natural stuff baby :p :o
why, you have them too? :p

lmao, that's alright then ;)

yeup. gonna get reduction surgery when I get some green, though. they're embarassing.

Shedevil
May 18th, 2003, 07:14 AM
lol, embarassing when you're 50 years old...not when you 20, or do they hang low? :p

GBFH
May 18th, 2003, 07:15 AM
lol, embarassing when you're 50 years old...not when you 20, or do they hang low? :p

lmao, I am 20.
NO, lol! it's damn expensive for bras.

Shedevil
May 18th, 2003, 07:17 AM
oh right, I forgot cuz I don't wear bras :p :rolleyes: :eek: what's the cup size? Z? :p

GBFH
May 18th, 2003, 07:22 AM
oh right, I forgot cuz I don't wear bras :p :rolleyes: :eek: what's the cup size? Z? :p

lmao, that's skanky :p
nope. a tad smaller.

Shedevil
May 18th, 2003, 07:35 AM
hehe, that's me alright :p
I was close :p

GBFH
May 18th, 2003, 07:37 AM
hehe, that's me alright :p
I was close :p

shedevil = resident skank no wonder joe likes you

you got it ;)

Crazy Canuck
May 18th, 2003, 07:39 AM
Good bras are indeed, very expensive. I often opt for the no bra bit as well... but I wear undershirts that keep mine in place, so it's all good :angel:

Shedevil
May 18th, 2003, 07:40 AM
:eek: Joe likes me cuz I'm evil, friendly, funny and cute :p plus he totally neeeeds me to rule hell so he can't afford to be unfriendly :p

GBFH
May 18th, 2003, 07:40 AM
Good bras are indeed, very expensive. I often opt for the no bra bit as well... but I wear undershirts that keep mine in place, so it's all good :angel:

hmm....wonder if I could do that....

Shedevil
May 18th, 2003, 07:42 AM
hmm....wonder if I could do that....
nooo, you couldn't...your boobs are way too heavy :p

Crazy Canuck
May 18th, 2003, 07:42 AM
hmm....wonder if I could do that....
Depends. If you are a D, I would think not. At least not comfortabley. If you are anything smaller, it should work. I'm well proportioned but not large, which is why I'm able to do it.

The undershirts are the ones with elastic things in them usually, or just tight undershirts that function the same way. It's not the same as going braless, but it's comfortable :D

GBFH
May 18th, 2003, 07:43 AM
*sigh* well damnit.

Shedevil
May 18th, 2003, 07:44 AM
Depends. If you are a D, I would think not. At least not comfortabley. If you are anything smaller, it should work. I'm well proportioned but not large, which is why I'm able to do it.

The undershirts are the ones with elastic things in them usually, or just tight undershirts that function the same way. It's not the same as going braless, but it's comfortable :D
lol, and when you jump.....:p

Steam
May 18th, 2003, 07:45 AM
I frequently walk around not wearing any underwear.

Shedevil
May 18th, 2003, 07:46 AM
I frequently walk around not wearing any underwear.
*grrrrrrr* naughty :D

Shedevil
May 18th, 2003, 07:46 AM
hey GBFH, what's your name?

Crazy Canuck
May 18th, 2003, 07:47 AM
lol, and when you jump.....:p
Just slightly less effective than a sports bra. That said, I don't stand in place and jump up and down all that often, so it's not really a problem.

Some drunk guy asked me to dance at the bar tonight - normally this would be a regular thing at the bar, but there was no music playing at the time, so I rolled my eyes at him and walked away. He must have been hip to my braless ways.

GBFH
May 18th, 2003, 07:47 AM
hey GBFH, what's your name?

crazy bitch
you?

Crazy Canuck
May 18th, 2003, 07:48 AM
crazy bitch
you?
I thought that you prefered "crabbed ****"? :confused:

Crazy Canuck
May 18th, 2003, 07:48 AM
That's the most digusting thing I have said today.

Shedevil
May 18th, 2003, 07:49 AM
Just slightly less effective than a sports bra. That said, I don't stand in place and jump up and down all that often, so it's not really a problem.

Some drunk guy asked me to dance at the bar tonight - normally this would be a regular thing at the bar, but there was no music playing at the time, so I rolled my eyes at him and walked away. He must have been hip to my braless ways.
good girl, I kinda would have insult him :o

Shedevil
May 18th, 2003, 07:50 AM
crazy bitch
you?
:eek: hum....nice name :p I'm Ellen ;)

Crazy Canuck
May 18th, 2003, 07:50 AM
good girl, I kinda would have insult him :o
Meh. I like to save my insults for those who are worthy of my time ;)

GBFH
May 18th, 2003, 07:53 AM
I thought that you prefered "crabbed ****"? :confused:

*shrug*
they're interchangable

GBFH
May 18th, 2003, 07:53 AM
:eek: hum....nice name :p I'm Ellen ;)

howdy, ellen :wavey:
you can call me crazy bitch, or crabbed ****....or GBFH...I answer to all.

Shedevil
May 18th, 2003, 07:54 AM
howdy, ellen :wavey:
you can call me crazy bitch, or crabbed ****....or GBFH...I answer to all.
very well :worship: I prefer GBFH :p ;)

GBFH
May 18th, 2003, 07:55 AM
very well :worship: I prefer GBFH :p ;)

me too ;)

King Satan
May 18th, 2003, 09:13 PM
Yeah yeah yeah, talk about me when i'm not here!! gbfh :fiery:

decemberlove
May 18th, 2003, 09:14 PM
Stop Changing Your Fucking Name!

decemberlove
May 18th, 2003, 09:14 PM
Stop Changing Your Fucking Name

King Satan
May 18th, 2003, 10:25 PM
:p
I think i'll stick with this name from now on. Happy? :)

decemberlove
May 18th, 2003, 10:31 PM
yes
but thats weird... i typed those two posts in all caps

HMMM
HMMM

King Satan
May 18th, 2003, 10:36 PM
You just wanted to get your message across in a strong manner! ;)

Did you watch the game today?

Shuji Shuriken
May 19th, 2003, 12:53 PM
Oh my fucking god :eek::devil:...I ahd the weirdest dream ever last night!!! I was sucking Satan off, while he was poking me with his fork :worship:. Best dream ever :bounce: :bounce:.

Shedevil
May 19th, 2003, 03:41 PM
:eek: yeah....*ahem* nice dream, are you gay? :p

King Satan
May 19th, 2003, 06:10 PM
:eek: yeah....*ahem* nice dream, are you gay? :p
You would think he is lol

Shedevil
May 19th, 2003, 06:23 PM
Joeeee, how are you? :eek: my ass hurts from playing bd, I wonder how that's possible....

King Satan
May 19th, 2003, 06:26 PM
Joeeee, how are you? :eek: my ass hurts from playing bd, I wonder how that's possible....
I'm good Ellen :wavey:

Maybe you didn't stretch enough? You can strain your butt muscles if you don't stretch lol.

Shedevil
May 23rd, 2003, 07:05 PM
hehe, kylie minogue once asked jean-claude- van damme butt tips :D perhaps I should do so :p

Shuji Shuriken
May 24th, 2003, 07:32 AM
:eek: yeah....*ahem* nice dream, are you gay? :p
Ya think :p:devil:? Come on Satan...come and let's fuck :o...or are you a pussy :rolleyes:?

Shedevil
May 24th, 2003, 08:35 AM
lmao pussy fuck and satan in the same phrase :eek: :worship: