The "Help me, I was drunk and I accidentally auctioned myself on Ebay" thread.

Some Saudi men have been sent round to bundle me into the back of a blacked out Lexus and take me to Abu Dhabi to this wealthy Saudi businessmans mansion, he now owns all my rights to everything! What do I do!

LMAO!

You are joking right?

I'm not sure, I can't remember if it was a dream or not, I just can't remember!

Some Saudi men have been sent round to bundle me into the back of a blacked out Lexus and take me to Abu Dhabi to this wealthy Saudi businessmans mansion, he now owns all my rights to everything! What do I do!
It was me that had the winning bid, silly! Now, take off your clothes and get in the car! :drool: :drool: :drool: :lick: :devil: :kiss:

Well it turns out there has been a huge misunderstanding. The wealthy Saudi businessman wanted cattle and accidentally bidded for me just by clicking the wrong button. He did ask if I would like to be part of his cattle herd earning around £50,000 per annum, but as my udders do not produce milk, he decided to withdraw.

So in a surprise chain of events it went to the second highest bidder, which was the cheif executive of a Torture Chamber producing company who bought me to use for product testing. They are coming round in a blacked out Ford Cortina tomorrow.