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Cam'ron Giles
May 14th, 2003, 01:51 AM
Life at the Mental Hospital

In a mental institution, a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient
pretending as if he's driving a car, with his hands at 10 and 2.

The nurse asks him, "Charlie! What are you doing?" Charlie replied,
"Can't talk right now....I'm driving to Chicago!"

The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.

The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he suddenly
stops driving his imaginary car and she asks, "Well Charlie, how you
doing?"

Charlie says, "I'm exhausted, I just got into Chicago and I need some
rest." "That's great," replied the nurse, "I'm glad you had a safe
trip."

The nurse leaves Charlie's room, and then goes across the hall into
another patients' room, and finds Ed sitting on his bed masturbating
vigorously.

Very surprised she shouts, "Ed what are you doing!?"

To which Ed replies, "Shhh, I'm screwing Charlie's wife, while
he's in Chicago!

JoeyWinson3.0
May 14th, 2003, 02:00 AM
One of me mates mum used to work in a mental hospital and she said there was a woman who was utterly convinced there was a cat living on her head. People tried to get her to see in mirrors but she was having none of it!