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Sofiane
May 11th, 2003, 04:58 AM
I miss his threads and insights !
So wher ever you are come back here.

Crazy Canuck
May 11th, 2003, 05:01 AM
Praying for Justine to lose tomorrow so that he can write us an essay on why she isn't all that good?

harloo
May 11th, 2003, 05:03 AM
Last time I heard he was somewhat disinterested in tennis because of Venus losing a couple. I know Vee will get her groove back, no need to worry.

Leena
May 11th, 2003, 05:03 AM
He was writing up another long, boring diatribe with 10 pages of rankings text, to prove to us that some loser ranked in the 30's now has a chance of reaching the Top 10 if she wins (x) amount of matches in (y) amount of tournies.

Unfortunately while doing this, he fell asleep and cracked his/her head on the keyboard.

Fingon
May 11th, 2003, 06:03 AM
He is hoping people will forget his bold predictions and analysis of the clay season he did before it started.

I do give him some credit, he was wrong on everything, that requires some ability. :devil:

moby
May 11th, 2003, 06:12 AM
what did volcana predict?
and isnt volcana a she?

Crazy Canuck
May 11th, 2003, 06:31 AM
what did volcana predict?
and isnt volcana a she?
It's more what he didn't predict...

King Lindsay
May 11th, 2003, 06:31 AM
You guys are so mean. At least Volcana posts stuff. At least he's a true fan. You might not agree with what he posts or maybe you get really hung up when he accidentally detracts 12 pts from your favorite's point total, but you have to admit, at least he's not like the other 437632658 morons whose most elaborate thought is "Go KIM!".....

Raspberry Nestea is much better than Salmonella poisoning.

Crazy Canuck
May 11th, 2003, 06:36 AM
You guys are so mean. At least Volcana posts stuff. At least he's a true fan. You might not agree with what he posts or maybe you get really hung up when he accidentally detracts 12 pts from your favorite's point total, but you have to admit, at least he's not like the other 437632658 morons whose most elaborate thought is "Go KIM!".....

Raspberry Nestea is much better than Salmonella poisoning.
I truly enjoy those who have never posted anything more substantial than "Go Kim!" It is those people that keep the board going!

niceman
May 11th, 2003, 07:29 AM
I truly enjoy those who have never posted anything more substantial than "Go Kim!" It is those people that keep the board going!
yup, cant agree more........

GO KIMMMMMMMMMM :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:
whip Serena's ass........ :hearts:

Lisbeth
May 11th, 2003, 07:49 AM
Go Kim!

Though I do enjoy many of Volcana's posts.

Kart
May 11th, 2003, 01:00 PM
You guys are so mean. At least Volcana posts stuff. At least he's a true fan. You might not agree with what he posts or maybe you get really hung up when he accidentally detracts 12 pts from your favorite's point total, but you have to admit, at least he's not like the other 437632658 morons whose most elaborate thought is "Go KIM!".....


Or "GO JUSTINE" in this case.

:rolleyes: at certain people in this thread.

For the record though: "GO MONICA" is perfectly acceptable :p.

Venus Forever
May 11th, 2003, 03:59 PM
You guys are so mean. At least Volcana posts stuff. At least he's a true fan. You might not agree with what he posts or maybe you get really hung up when he accidentally detracts 12 pts from your favorite's point total, but you have to admit, at least he's not like the other 437632658 morons whose most elaborate thought is "Go KIM!".....

I agree. :rolleyes:

maccardel
May 11th, 2003, 04:18 PM
He was writing up another long, boring diatribe with 10 pages of rankings text, to prove to us that some loser ranked in the 30's now has a chance of reaching the Top 10 if she wins (x) amount of matches in (y) amount of tournies.

Unfortunately while doing this, he fell asleep and cracked his/her head on the keyboard.

That is evil and so mean to say. Oh well. I thought you were better than that.

tennischick
May 11th, 2003, 04:24 PM
maybe she's really Anna Kournikova? ;)

Iconoclast
May 11th, 2003, 04:35 PM
at least he's not like the other 437632658 morons whose most elaborate thought is "Go KIM!".....
You shouldn't be so quick to dismiss these posters. It's a well-known fact that intelligence officers from agencies like Mossad, MI6 and CIA routinely communicate in a highly advanced code language on innocuous-looking message boards.

With the right smileys, capitalization, and exclamation marks, "Go Kim!" may actually lead you directly to an underground North Korean nuclear weapons facility.

maccardel
May 11th, 2003, 04:40 PM
You shouldn't be so quick to dismiss these posters. It's a well-known fact that intelligence officers from agencies like Mossad, MI6 and CIA routinely communicate in a highly advanced code language on innocuous-looking message boards.

With the right smileys, capitalization, and exclamation marks, "Go Kim!" may actually lead you directly to an underground North Korean nuclear weapons facility.


You are so funny. This would have to be the best post of all-time.

Car Key Boi
May 11th, 2003, 05:40 PM
i know what's happened to him

mommy and daddy have decided to sell up and move to Florida to live out their retirement in peace and not have to worry about their thirty something of a son who spends all day on the fucking computer posting long boring tennis articles and analysis

in other words, Volcana's been forced to GET A FUCKING JOB

- Car Key Boi