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tennischick
May 11th, 2003, 04:21 AM
we all know that Jon Werthless gets most of his ideas from trolling this website.

then Bezza presented some pretty incontrovertible evidence that Anna also reads and reacts to posts on WTAWorld. here's Bezza's thread for all three of you who missed it.

http://www.wtaworld.com/showthread.php?threadid=69047

so i got to thinking. what if Anna not only logged on to WTAWorld, but also posted here from time to time. which Anna fan do you think is most likely to be Anna herself? it would have to be someone who posts sporadically, who could become a complete bitch with little provocation, who would be very defensive even when such defensiveness hardly seems called for, who would trash talk other players including the Russians, and who would occasionally reveal signs of her insecurity.

which poster comes to mind for you?

Messenger
May 11th, 2003, 04:24 AM
Anna Kournikova. Obviously :D

Steam
May 11th, 2003, 04:26 AM
Leena

Spirit
May 11th, 2003, 04:28 AM
It's obvious: MarcusRocks.

Anna Kournikova
May 11th, 2003, 04:29 AM
:wavey: :rolleyes:

Rebyata ya namnogo luchshe egrayu chem vse astilnie russkiye igroki. Oni vse revnuyut moyey krassate i bogatstvu.

I am what I am. What else could I be?

ys
May 11th, 2003, 04:32 AM
Anna is "guest".. BTW, I fail to understand why tournament forums are made "private". If some of players would lurk here as "guests", they would not be able to read the tournament forums..:)

Anna Kournikova
May 11th, 2003, 04:33 AM
And I don't talk trash. People, they trash me but I don't lower myself.

tennischick
May 11th, 2003, 04:38 AM
why so defensive? :p

Anna Kournikova
May 11th, 2003, 04:39 AM
except to say

etoy DEMENTED dementieve povezlo, ona naverno sosala hoy sudyi chtobi viegrat championad. ona prosto revnuyet moey krassatoy potomu chto ona sama kak loshad.

okay??? And yeah you know she does and she grunts like one too aaahhhhhuuuuuu yeah whatever :rolleyes:

WhatTheDeuce
May 11th, 2003, 04:39 AM
i say it's leena...maybe marcusrock...carkeyboi...selesrules

;)

Anna Kournikova
May 11th, 2003, 04:41 AM
why so defensive? :p

I'm not being defensive! I'm just saying how it is. That is all. If I say baddy things about people its cos it has to be said. I'm nice. I am!

WtaTour4Ever
May 11th, 2003, 04:44 AM
its




Dun Dun Dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn











































SerenaSlam!!!!!!

tenn_ace
May 11th, 2003, 04:46 AM
except to say

etoy DEMENTED dementieve povezlo, ona naverno sosala hoy sudyi chtobi viegrat championad. ona prosto revnuyet moey krassatoy potomu chto ona sama kak loshad.

okay??? And yeah you know she does and she grunts like one too aaahhhhhuuuuuu yeah whatever :rolleyes:

wow this poster is real Russian... not a smart one though... :rolleyes:

Anna Kournikova
May 11th, 2003, 04:53 AM
wow this poster is real Russian... not a smart one though... :rolleyes:

ya ni dura...ya ne znayu kak zdelat chtobi bukvachki bili v cyrille... ubey menya

ys
May 11th, 2003, 04:58 AM
ya ni dura...ya ne znayu kak zdelat chtobi bukvachki bili v cyrille... ubey menya

This person is Russian? Georgian - maybe, but not Russian..

Anna Kournikova
May 11th, 2003, 05:02 AM
I do not have a cyrillic keyboard so I have to write things out phonetically and I use a different system to do that than a lot of people. I'm sorry if I do not conform :rolleyes:

Anyow, I must go now. It is late.

tenn_ace
May 11th, 2003, 05:03 AM
This person is Russian? Georgian - maybe, but not Russian..

oh c'mon, maybe Armenian? one thing is for sure, Russian was the language she/he learnt at school

Leena
May 11th, 2003, 05:14 AM
Anna Kournikova, what are your feelings on Elena Bovina? :)

Steam
May 11th, 2003, 05:22 AM
I'm sorry but Anna doesn't know punctuation.

maccardel
May 11th, 2003, 06:19 AM
Okay, let me get this. You think that Anna reads the postings at WTAworld, but did she say she responds at all. Maybe she just reads what the other folks are saying about her hence her mental game, but she probably don't even bother to respond. The best way to find out is not to ask out in the open cos you know half her fans will say yes, I'm Anna.

The thing to do is to look at members signed on before and after her matches during the challenger circuit tour. For all we know, Martina Hingis probably waste her time up in here and maybe she hears how she is washed up that why she just retired.

Steam
May 11th, 2003, 06:21 AM
Uh, I think that this thread is mainly tongue-in-cheek.

MarcusRock
May 11th, 2003, 11:47 AM
I think we all know the answer to that question ....... leslie.

SerialKiller#69
May 11th, 2003, 11:50 AM
i agree. it must be leslie.

tennishotarod
May 11th, 2003, 12:49 PM
that surely can't be anna.....

XMan
May 11th, 2003, 01:00 PM
She didn't use punctuation when she entered a fan board some years ago. She writes mostly with short sentences and she doesn't act like bitch but acts in a normal way.

Elske
May 11th, 2003, 01:02 PM
I think it's Super Maeike!

look at this thread: http://www.wtaworld.com/showthread.php?threadid=25973

her birthday is on June 7! she also mentioned once that she's blonde...

Super Maeike=Anna Kournikova!

tennishotarod
May 11th, 2003, 01:06 PM
why is she, in the first place, so popular? lol:D

*JR*
May 11th, 2003, 02:10 PM
Definitely Janie! :p

tennischick
May 11th, 2003, 05:00 PM
i've long suspected Janie. she does tend to disappear suspiciously from time to time. and she has been known to defend Anna. i wonder if she can sing in Spanish??...:p

no wait, she's not a bitch! grrrrrr...and i thought the trail was hot for a moment there. ;)

maccardel
May 11th, 2003, 05:08 PM
Everybody knows that Anna Kournikova is Anna Kournikova, she told y'all. I met Anna one day last year during a tourney in New York and she came to my house to suspiciously use my computer and she was reading this board but I never asked her how she got on......hmmmmm

tennischick
May 11th, 2003, 05:15 PM
good to see your sense of humor came back maccardel...;) ;)

the cat
May 11th, 2003, 06:22 PM
LOL @ TC's thoughts on Janie being Anna Kournikova! :D

Actually, Dawn Marie is Anna Kournikova! ;)

And tennischick is Maria Sanchez-Lorenzo! :hearts:

Car Key Boi
May 11th, 2003, 06:43 PM
holy shit! so Anna really does surf wtaworld from time to time!

WOW!

hey, i wonder what she made of my thread "It's okay Anna, the Bois don't mind if yuo're a whore, just so long as we're informed"

- Car Key Boi :D

ys
May 11th, 2003, 06:48 PM
oh c'mon, maybe Armenian? one thing is for sure, Russian was the language she/he learnt at school

Exactly, Russian is the second language of that person.. No Russian native speaker would have put it that gibberish way..

GBFH
May 11th, 2003, 07:06 PM
holy shit! so Anna really does surf wtaworld from time to time!

WOW!

hey, i wonder what she made of my thread "It's okay Anna, the Bois don't mind if yuo're a whore, just so long as we're informed"

- Car Key Boi :D

Man, that thread was the shit!

And when the real anna posted on annak.org, her grammar wasn't that great.

Anna Kournikova
May 11th, 2003, 07:24 PM
otstan! ya uzhe obisnila pochemu ya tak pishu i pleeeeeeeease esli ktoto znaet kak zdealt bukvachki normalno skazhite mne

Oh and about bovina ... I don't have any feelings I am new me. I plan to concentrate on just me and only me. I do not care what she is doing or the success she has. She can feel for her I will feel for me. Ponyatno???!!!!

Anna Kournikova
May 11th, 2003, 07:25 PM
and boys i like your thread it is very funny

LisaRaymond
May 11th, 2003, 07:37 PM
I am new me. I plan to concentrate on just me and only me.

That's new?!? ;)

*JR*
May 11th, 2003, 07:43 PM
Where did Peppermint Patty nail her with that famous setup doubles shot anyway? :p

Anna Kournikova
May 11th, 2003, 07:54 PM
That's new?!? ;)

Yes that is new. And I am talking in a tennis way and not the way your are hinting and that you are making fun of me about.

And hello Lisa btw

tennishotarod
May 11th, 2003, 08:00 PM
anna, do you listen to TATU? what do you think about them ;)

Anna Kournikova
May 11th, 2003, 08:08 PM
They are the first Russian pop stars to be known in much the world which is nice for them. I don't really listen but their first song it was catchy.

Steam
May 11th, 2003, 08:23 PM
This "Anna" is more anal about punctuation and capitalization than I am. Pretty funny though.

Oh no, I have a feeling that this will spawn even more disturbing Anna threads.

Steam
May 11th, 2003, 08:26 PM
Man, that thread was the shit!

And when the real anna posted on annak.org, her grammar wasn't that great.

:confused: Am I missing something? Did you post there? And I am thinking that I knew most everything that went on there.

Oh yeah, almost forgot, nice to see polaris posting here. He has been missed over on the travesty that is kournikova.com

Leena
May 11th, 2003, 08:29 PM
otstan! ya uzhe obisnila pochemu ya tak pishu i pleeeeeeeease esli ktoto znaet kak zdealt bukvachki normalno skazhite mne

Oh and about bovina ... I don't have any feelings I am new me. I plan to concentrate on just me and only me. I do not care what she is doing or the success she has. She can feel for her I will feel for me. Ponyatno???!!!!
Anna... you need to do more research on your character... :p

Anna Kournikova
May 11th, 2003, 08:30 PM
It takes no time to put in a little dot after a senstence where you would take a breath if it was speaking. Do not presume to know everything.

Anna Kournikova
May 11th, 2003, 08:32 PM
Anna... you need to do more research on your character... :p

I am for my tennis I said this several times already not somebodys elses tennis.

Anna Kournikova
May 11th, 2003, 08:33 PM
how do I edit a post? thanks

Steam
May 11th, 2003, 08:38 PM
It takes no time to put in a little dot after a senstence where you would take a breath if it was speaking. Do not presume to know everything.

LOL!!

Pretty funny stuff here but you have been too greedy lately. Like Leena said you need to do a bit better research. Too bad none of these "characters" will ever reach the level of Pam Shriver.

Anna Kournikova
May 11th, 2003, 08:38 PM
ok I'll go if nobody will help me :fiery:

Anna Kournikova
May 11th, 2003, 08:40 PM
LOL!!

Pretty funny stuff here but you have been too greedy lately. Like Leena said you need to do a bit better research. Too bad none of these "characters" will ever reach the level of Pam Shriver.

greedy? what do you mean using punctuatiion is greedy :confused:

LisaRaymond
May 11th, 2003, 08:40 PM
Yes that is new. And I am talking in a tennis way and not the way your are hinting and that you are making fun of me about.

And hello Lisa btw

I would never make fun of you, Anna! :angel:

To edit, you click the errr...'edit' button

Steam
May 11th, 2003, 08:41 PM
how do I edit a post? thanks

Just look down in your post and click on the "edit" button.

It is pretty self explanatory.

Anna Kournikova
May 11th, 2003, 08:42 PM
Any I think you are all silly and you make me mad so I go. Goodbye.

Steam
May 11th, 2003, 08:43 PM
greedy? what do you mean using punctuatiion is greedy :confused:

No, the fact that it looked like Anna visited here was a convienient time for you to act like you were her. Should have just stuck to the spoofs. Those can be amusing.

Anna Kournikova
May 11th, 2003, 08:44 PM
i am gone... I don't understanf you.

LisaRaymond
May 11th, 2003, 08:47 PM
i am gone... I don't understanf you.

You're going to walk out now, when you're getting all this attention? You really are a new Anna! ;)

Steam
May 11th, 2003, 08:48 PM
Ok, bye :)

Wow, I just talked to Anna KOURNIKOVA!!! WOOHOO!!

Anna Kournikova
May 11th, 2003, 08:49 PM
You're going to walk out now, when you're getting all this attention? You really are a new Anna! ;)

Unlike you Lisa i do not need the attention of a meessage board to make me feel validated :p

Anna Kournikova
May 11th, 2003, 08:52 PM
Ok, bye :)

Wow, I just talked to Anna KOURNIKOVA!!! WOOHOO!!

bye I'll have lunch now

LisaRaymond
May 11th, 2003, 08:52 PM
Unlike you Lisa i do not need the attention of a meessage board to make me feel validated :p

So why are you still here? :p

Anna Kournikova
May 11th, 2003, 08:53 PM
So why are you still here? :p

I'm not I'm going

LisaRaymond
May 11th, 2003, 08:57 PM
I'm not I'm going

You're not doing it very well then are you? But then... ;)

Anna Kournikova
May 11th, 2003, 08:58 PM
You're not doing it very well then are you? But then... ;)

doing what?

bye :wavey:

LisaRaymond
May 11th, 2003, 09:05 PM
doing what?

bye :wavey:

I'm not even going to say...

Bye Anna :wavey:

Shuji Shuriken
May 11th, 2003, 09:08 PM
selesrules without a doubt :kiss: :kiss:

GBFH
May 11th, 2003, 09:26 PM
:confused: Am I missing something? Did you post there? And I am thinking that I knew most everything that went on there.

Oh yeah, almost forgot, nice to see polaris posting here. He has been missed over on the travesty that is kournikova.com

Yeah, I posted there. Looonnnngggg time ago. Remember you and SPMU used to go at it.

Was it you that got a recording of annas' voice? I used to have that somewhere....

Steam
May 11th, 2003, 10:20 PM
Yeah, I posted there. Looonnnngggg time ago. Remember you and SPMU used to go at it.

Was it you that got a recording of annas' voice? I used to have that somewhere....

What was your screnname? Same as it is now? If it is then I'm slipping.

Nope that wasn't me. That was dmeadz, the George Costanza of the board. Hard to believe that that all happened two and a half years ago.

And I never really went at it with her. We disagreed with each other on some things but respected each others opinions greatly. She is a very smart woman.

GBFH
May 11th, 2003, 10:28 PM
What was your screnname? Same as it is now? If it is then I'm slipping.

Nope that wasn't me. That was dmeadz, the George Costanza of the board. Hard to believe that that all happened two and a half years ago.

And I never really went at it with her. We disagreed with each other on some things but respected each others opinions greatly. She is a very smart woman.

no, I was a different name then. I just lurked from February 2000 to early 2001...the place went to shit when it was made the official website. Haven't looked there in a while.

yeup....long time....who called anna a whore, and made her mad? That was funny...and during the AO in 2001, someone commented on an arguement she and Alla had, and anna said, "well, they didn't know what we said since it was in Russian." She killed me.

*shrug* a disagreement is a disagreement. Whatever happened to her?

Steam
May 11th, 2003, 10:34 PM
no, I was a different name then. I just lurked from February 2000 to early 2001...the place went to shit when it was made the official website. Haven't looked there in a while.

yeup....long time....who called anna a whore, and made her mad? That was funny...and during the AO in 2001, someone commented on an arguement she and Alla had, and anna said, "well, they didn't know what we said since it was in Russian." She killed me.

*shrug* a disagreement is a disagreement. Whatever happened to her?

What was your name then? :confused: I think you are one of the many harboring a grudge against me. I can think of two people from Texas who posted and you don't seem to be either.

The place went to shit due to many reasons which I have been over extensively over there. I dont' think I will ever dominate a board like I did that one :)

I forget the name of the girl who posted that to initially get Anna all riled up. It was a while ago. She went through two stages of frequent activity. September/October 2000 and then again during the AO 2001. After that she rarely was around. I don't blame her though, that place turned into crap off and on.

She could be pretty funny at times.

SPMU posts here now, you may know her as apoet. She just got fed up with the crap over there and left. She posts over there once in a while now but nowhere near as much as she used. She dominated that board up until I took it over ;)

GBFH
May 11th, 2003, 10:48 PM
lol, like I said, I only posted like four times. Don't believe I ever mentioned being from Texas. One of the many harboring a grudge against you? Why would you think that?

Steam, I am aware of the times when Anna posted. I was there :p couldn't help laughing at the people who kept demanding proof of who she was..."what color nail polish are you gonna wear tomorrow?" lol

SPMU is apoet? Cool :cool: She still teach?
And like I said, I remember very well what happened on that board, you don't need to keep telling me :p

Steam
May 11th, 2003, 10:52 PM
lol, like I said, I only posted like four times. Don't believe I ever mentioned being from Texas. One of the many harboring a grudge against you? Why would you think that?

Steam, I am aware of the times when Anna posted. I was there :p couldn't help laughing at the people who kept demanding proof of who she was..."what color nail polish are you gonna wear tomorrow?" lol

SPMU is apoet? Cool :cool: She still teach?
And like I said, I remember very well what happened on that board, you don't need to keep telling me :p

I wasn't telling you. Was more or less a recollection of what it was like back then.

I don't know but random people on there hated me. Everyone had an opinion on me it seemed.

Never before that has nail polish been so scrutinized. "She said that she was going to wear green and she did! OMG!!!!"

Anyway, that board had/has potential there are just one too many cooks in the proverbial kitchen from a management standpoint. Its a shame.

GBFH
May 11th, 2003, 10:56 PM
I wasn't telling you. Was more or less a recollection of what it was like back then.

I don't know but random people on there hated me. Everyone had an opinion on me it seemed.

Never before that has nail polish been so scrutinized. "She said that she was going to wear green and she did! OMG!!!!"

Anyway, that board had/has potential there are just one too many cooks in the proverbial kitchen from a management standpoint. Its a shame.

I see.

lol, and I wonder why? ;) Guess the aggressive, sometimes caustic personality never had anything to do with that, eh? And, by your own admission, you ran the table there for a while, people were bound to have an opinion of you.

I thought it was red...lol. Think that was during Filderstadt, or something.

Well, I'll take your word for it. Haven't been there in quite a while.

Steam
May 11th, 2003, 11:01 PM
I see.

lol, and I wonder why? ;) Guess the aggressive, sometimes caustic personality never had anything to do with that, eh? And, by your own admission, you ran the table there for a while, people were bound to have an opinion of you.

I thought it was red...lol. Think that was during Filderstadt, or something.

Well, I'll take your word for it. Haven't been there in quite a while.

Yeah, I believe it was Filderstadt. Whatever tournament she lost to Maleeva in the semis.

The only ones who were on the receiving end of my "personality" deserved it. Someone had to try and keep the status of the board raised. You are right though, I was always in the middle of things so people were bound to have an opinion one way or another.

And you aren't missing much.

GBFH
May 11th, 2003, 11:12 PM
Yeah, I believe it was Filderstadt. Whatever tournament she lost to Maleeva in the semis.

The only ones who were on the receiving end of my "personality" deserved it. Someone had to try and keep the status of the board raised. You are right though, I was always in the middle of things so people were bound to have an opinion one way or another.

And you aren't missing much.

Oh, then that's Luxembourg. Could've sworn someone harassed her about her nail polish in Filderstadt, too....

I don't remember any specific arguements, but you and SPMU are the only members I really recall from the old board.

;) It's more fun over here.

Steam
May 11th, 2003, 11:18 PM
Oh, then that's Luxembourg. Could've sworn someone harassed her about her nail polish in Filderstadt, too....

I don't remember any specific arguements, but you and SPMU are the only members I really recall from the old board.

;) It's more fun over here.

Well, she told me that I'm the most recognized poster on that board so I win! Funny how that works, I was not even close to being the most knowledgable about tennis yet I'm the one that gets remembered. Don't know whether its a good thing or bad thing.

Now that I think about it I argued with almost everyone over there with a few exceptions. Geez, I'm an asshole.

Ok, then Filderstadt was when she lost to Clijsters? I have my mental timeline of events all fucked up. I could go check but I'm lazy and don't feel like loading that board up. I'm sure that they were questioning her then as well. That was a crazy time.

GBFH
May 12th, 2003, 12:45 AM
Well, she told me that I'm the most recognized poster on that board so I win! Funny how that works, I was not even close to being the most knowledgable about tennis yet I'm the one that gets remembered. Don't know whether its a good thing or bad thing.

Now that I think about it I argued with almost everyone over there with a few exceptions. Geez, I'm an asshole.

Ok, then Filderstadt was when she lost to Clijsters? I have my mental timeline of events all fucked up. I could go check but I'm lazy and don't feel like loading that board up. I'm sure that they were questioning her then as well. That was a crazy time.

Anna told you that? lol, don't remember, but if you say so. Bah, everyone remembered because they liked the fighting. That's the only thing I remember about you.

You ARE an asshole, but that's why people remember you. Kinda like Leena over here.

Yep, first round. Anna beat her in the quarters of Luxembourg...I think...but lost first round there, and played doubles with Hingis. That was an exciting time.

selesrules
May 12th, 2003, 12:50 AM
I see that some people have picked me. Just because i always defend Anna all the time as if I'm personally being attacked, and just because I love Seles who happens to be Anna's idol, it doesn't mean that I'm Anna. It's all coincidence. ;)

Steam
May 12th, 2003, 12:51 AM
Anna told you that? lol, don't remember, but if you say so. Bah, everyone remembered because they liked the fighting. That's the only thing I remember about you.

You ARE an asshole, but that's why people remember you. Kinda like Leena over here.

Yep, first round. Anna beat her in the quarters of Luxembourg...I think...but lost first round there, and played doubles with Hingis. That was an exciting time.

No, SPMU told me that. Anna wouldn't know me from a hole in the ground. They also remembered me because I'm a funny bastard.

You are comparing me to Leena? :eek: Damn, I must have been a HUGE asshole. ;)

Yeah, that Clijsters lose was also the subject of a little blurp in Sports Illustrated where they quoted some people from the board. At least they didn't make us as pathetic looking as ESPN Magazine did.

GBFH
May 12th, 2003, 12:51 AM
I see that some people have picked me. Just because i always defend Anna all the time as if I'm personally attacked, and just because I love Seles who happens to be Anna's idol, it doesn't mean that I'm Anna. It's all coincidence. ;)

Bah, your grammar is too good to be Anna.
I doubt she comes here, probably spends all of her time on the Enrique Iglesias site.

GBFH
May 12th, 2003, 12:53 AM
No, SPMU told me that. Anna wouldn't know me from a hole in the ground. They also remembered me because I'm a funny bastard.

You are comparing me to Leena? :eek: Damn, I must have been a HUGE asshole. ;)

Yeah, that Clijsters lose was also the subject of a little blurp in Sports Illustrated where they quoted some people from the board. At least they didn't make us as pathetic looking as ESPN Magazine did.

Ah. lol, no confidence problems, I see ;)

No, Steam, you're a regular ray of sunshine :p

No, that was the Luxembourg loss in SI, "Take a Seat, Anna". I remember seeing that.

Steam
May 12th, 2003, 12:58 AM
Ah. lol, no confidence problems, I see ;)

No, Steam, you're a regular ray of sunshine :p

No, that was the Luxembourg loss in SI, "Take a Seat, Anna". I remember seeing that.

Fuck, will you stop proving me wrong!?!? :fiery:

Ok ok, I remember now. That came out the day that she lost to Clijsters in Filderstadt. Trying to picture that turbulent time in my history in the right order. Pretty difficult.

I may be perceived as an asshole but I'm just so sweet. Damn near :angel:ic

GBFH
May 12th, 2003, 01:05 AM
Fuck, will you stop proving me wrong!?!? :fiery:

Ok ok, I remember now. That came out the day that she lost to Clijsters in Filderstadt. Trying to picture that turbulent time in my history in the right order. Pretty difficult.

I may be perceived as an asshole but I'm just so sweet. Damn near :angel:ic

NO! You're a Devils fan, I enjoy it :p

Kinda like that SI article by Frank Deford came out the day she lost in singles at the French Open ;) I still have that mag, I believe...

You're as angelic as you are nonconfrontational :D

Steam
May 12th, 2003, 01:07 AM
NO! You're a Devils fan, I enjoy it :p

Kinda like that SI article by Frank Deford came out the day she lost in singles at the French Open ;) I still have that mag, I believe...

You're as angelic as you are nonconfrontational :D

I remember that. It came out the day of Game 2 of the 2000 Stanley Cup Finals.

I am very :angel:ic and loved :hearts:

GBFH
May 12th, 2003, 01:08 AM
I remember that. It came out the day of Game 2 of the 2000 Stanley Cup Finals.

I am very :angel:ic and loved :hearts:

:p bastard :p

yeah, more like envyed and admired :p

Steam
May 12th, 2003, 01:27 AM
:p bastard :p

yeah, more like envyed and admired :p

LOL! I didn't mean it like that. I just remember since I posted that she was on the cover before heading down to Continental to try and get some Dallas autographs. Then on my way home I tried to find it but had no luck due to Memorial Day. But I had it in my mailbox when I got home.

Well, those two but I'm loved dammit :mad:

GBFH
May 12th, 2003, 01:32 AM
LOL! I didn't mean it like that. I just remember since I posted that she was on the cover before heading down to Continental to try and get some Dallas autographs. Then on my way home I tried to find it but had no luck due to Memorial Day. But I had it in my mailbox when I got home.

Well, those two but I'm loved dammit :mad:

sure you didn't :p
yeah, I had my mom go buy it. but I think someone spilled some coffee on the cover. There's an article about Brett Hull and Scott Stevens in there...I've read it like fifteen times.

no no no, Rebecca is loved :p You are an instigator and a pest

Steam
May 12th, 2003, 02:02 AM
sure you didn't :p
yeah, I had my mom go buy it. but I think someone spilled some coffee on the cover. There's an article about Brett Hull and Scott Stevens in there...I've read it like fifteen times.

no no no, Rebecca is loved :p You are an instigator and a pest

Yeah, I still have like three copies of that issue :)

Pffffff. I am much more loved. The love for me extends to TWO (ponderous) message boards.

GBFH
May 12th, 2003, 02:12 AM
Yeah, I still have like three copies of that issue :)

Pffffff. I am much more loved. The love for me extends to TWO (ponderous) message boards.

lol, psycho :p

ponderous, FUCKING ponderous!
oh man....do you remember the crazy "ultimate V" commercial? oh my god

Leena
May 12th, 2003, 02:16 AM
You ARE an asshole, but that's why people remember you. Kinda like Leena over here.


:sad: Thanks. :sad:

GBFH
May 12th, 2003, 02:17 AM
:sad: Thanks. :sad:

lmao :cool:

Leena
May 12th, 2003, 02:19 AM
So mean to sweet, little Leena. :sad:

GBFH
May 12th, 2003, 02:21 AM
So mean to sweet, little Leena. :sad:

Really, Leena, stop, you're cracking me up :D

King Satan
May 12th, 2003, 02:22 AM
So mean to sweet, little Leena. :sad:
Don't feel bad baby, here's a :kiss: to make you feel better :)

*slaps gbfh :devil:*

GBFH
May 12th, 2003, 02:25 AM
Don't feel bad baby, here's a :kiss: to make you feel better :)

*slaps gbfh :devil:*

bitch *KICK* don't make me do that again :p

King Satan
May 12th, 2003, 02:27 AM
bitch *KICK* don't make me do that again :p
Fuck off! *smack* :devil:
stop making Leena feel bad.



:kiss:

GBFH
May 12th, 2003, 02:34 AM
Fuck off! *smack* :devil:
stop making Leena feel bad.



:kiss:

Man, I really hope you're joking. Leena doesn't give a shit what I post :p

*smack back* :p

King Satan
May 12th, 2003, 02:39 AM
Man, I really hope you're joking. Leena doesn't give a shit what I post :p

*smack back* :p
Yes she does! she's human (i think;)) and she has feelings, NOW STEP OFF! :fiery:

Hit me again, and you're really gonna get it missy :devil:

GBFH
May 12th, 2003, 02:43 AM
Yes she does! she's human (i think;)) and she has feelings, NOW STEP OFF! :fiery:

Hit me again, and you're really gonna get it missy :devil:

lol, I don't doubt she has feelings, joe :p i love leena, otherwise I wouldn't laugh at her sob routine. it's damn funny.

and since when did YOU become her protector, eh? oh yeah, when you found out she was hot. my bad :p

King Satan
May 12th, 2003, 02:45 AM
Hey, i'm just being the nice guy that i am ;)
It's my duty, to please that booty ;):p

I always thought leena was hott, ever since i saw her pic a long long time ago :p
She's taller than my sweet megan :eek:

GBFH
May 12th, 2003, 02:47 AM
Hey, i'm just being the nice guy that i am ;)
It's my duty, to please that booty ;):p

I always thought leena was hott, ever since i saw her pic a long long time ago :p
She's taller than my sweet megan :eek:

no, you're being the nice whorehand again :p

lol, I need say nothing else :p

Steam
May 12th, 2003, 02:47 AM
lol, psycho :p

ponderous, FUCKING ponderous!
oh man....do you remember the crazy "ultimate V" commercial? oh my god

I just speak the truth. I AM loved.

Those Ultimate V commercials were just as bad as the horny goat weed ones.

King Satan
May 12th, 2003, 02:51 AM
no, you're being the nice whorehand again :p

lol, I need say nothing else :p
Just cos i'm being nice to a girl, doesn't make me a whore :rolleyes:


:p

GBFH
May 12th, 2003, 02:54 AM
I just speak the truth. I AM loved.

Those Ultimate V commercials were just as bad as the horny goat weed ones.

lol! :p
yeah, if you leave, I'm sure people would miss the glib, pithy remarks ;)

horny goat weed ones? never heard them....

GBFH
May 12th, 2003, 02:54 AM
Just cos i'm being nice to a girl, doesn't make me a whore :rolleyes:


:p

of course not, joe

Steam
May 12th, 2003, 03:31 AM
lol! :p
yeah, if you leave, I'm sure people would miss the glib, pithy remarks ;)

horny goat weed ones? never heard them....

When I did leave the board was hellaboring and missed my sheer presence. If I leave now, the board will just continue its downward spiral.

GBFH
May 12th, 2003, 03:38 AM
When I did leave the board was hellaboring and missed my sheer presence. If I leave now, the board will just continue its downward spiral.

lol, that place is going to shit anyway. You're staying to feed your ego :p Nothing more.

Steam
May 12th, 2003, 03:40 AM
lol, that place is going to shit anyway. You're staying to feed your ego :p Nothing more.

I stay out of loyalty.

GBFH
May 12th, 2003, 03:42 AM
I stay out of loyalty.

To whom, exactly?

Steam
May 12th, 2003, 03:47 AM
To whom, exactly?

The board as a whole.

GBFH
May 12th, 2003, 03:48 AM
The board as a whole.

Remain loyal to the board as a whole? Please explain.

Steam
May 12th, 2003, 03:59 AM
I was one of the ones responsible for building that board and I would hate to leave it for dead. Would be nice to get some results out of Anna though.

GBFH
May 12th, 2003, 04:00 AM
I was one of the ones responsible for building that board and I would hate to leave it for dead. Would be nice to get some results out of Anna though.

I see.

Steam
May 12th, 2003, 04:08 AM
This is a make or break year for Anna. We'll see how it works out. The potential is there she just needs to see this and take advantage of it.

GBFH
May 12th, 2003, 04:13 AM
This is a make or break year for Anna. We'll see how it works out. The potential is there she just needs to see this and take advantage of it.

People have squawked about that since 2000....however, this may be the first time I actually believe it.

Anna knows she has potential. Constant injuries and sagging confidence haven't really helped her much in reaching it.

Steam
May 12th, 2003, 04:18 AM
People have squawked about that since 2000....however, this may be the first time I actually believe it.

Anna knows she has potential. Constant injuries and sagging confidence haven't really helped her much in reaching it.


There have just been so many injuries and what not. Combine that with the obvious mental block in her head and its not pretty. Hopefully, she will get that under check.

GBFH
May 12th, 2003, 04:21 AM
There have just been so many injuries and what not. Combine that with the obvious mental block in her head and its not pretty. Hopefully, she will get that under check.

lol, how about that mental block against Dokic in San Diego last year? :rolleyes: What did she have, two match points? She blew them, and gave up in the third.

I was SO happy watching her the previous two sets. She played the percentages, got her first serves in (albeit they were spun in...but it's better than double-faulting), seemed to play with confidence...then she pissed it away. I don't understand that...

Steam
May 12th, 2003, 04:34 AM
lol, how about that mental block against Dokic in San Diego last year? :rolleyes: What did she have, two match points? She blew them, and gave up in the third.

I was SO happy watching her the previous two sets. She played the percentages, got her first serves in (albeit they were spun in...but it's better than double-faulting), seemed to play with confidence...then she pissed it away. I don't understand that...

Citing one example against doesn't mean crap. She needs to work on her mental strength, it is that simple. She has crumpled too many times.

GBFH
May 12th, 2003, 04:38 AM
Citing one example against doesn't mean crap. She needs to work on her mental strength, it is that simple. She has crumpled too many times.

:rolleyes:
O-kay.....citing an example against what? I just gave an example of how her mental strength crumbled after facing a little adversity. Is that not what you were talking about as happening "too many times"? What the fuck is up with you?

spencercarlos
May 12th, 2003, 04:39 AM
This is a make or break year for Anna. We'll see how it works out. The potential is there she just needs to see this and take advantage of it.
Not even that Steam, Anna is not the best server, neither has the best groundstrokes, she is not the best mover, she is not the best volleyer.
Anna´s problem are not only mental but also some technical problems and has to do some change in her game wise in order enter to the top 10 again.

GBFH
May 12th, 2003, 04:45 AM
You don't need to be the best in every cateogory to make the top ten. Anna needs at least one powerful weapon to get back. What that would be...no damn clue.

Steam
May 12th, 2003, 04:48 AM
:rolleyes:
O-kay.....citing an example against what? I just gave an example of how her mental strength crumbled after facing a little adversity. Is that not what you were talking about as happening "too many times"? What the fuck is up with you?

Sorry, I completely misinterpreted you there. My bad :worship:

GBFH
May 12th, 2003, 04:50 AM
Sorry, I completely misinterpreted you there. My bad :worship:

lol, nah, don't sweat it. I've misinterpreted you about 20,000 times.

Steam
May 12th, 2003, 04:51 AM
lol, nah, don't sweat it. I've misinterpreted you about 20,000 times.

Yeah, but I never concluded with "What the fuck is up with you?"

:sad: :sad: :sad:

GBFH
May 12th, 2003, 04:52 AM
Yeah, but I never concluded with "What the fuck is up with you?"

:sad: :sad: :sad:

okay, leena :p

Steam
May 12th, 2003, 04:56 AM
okay, leena :p

Don't insult Leena like that.

GBFH
May 12th, 2003, 04:57 AM
Don't insult Leena like that.

lol, I'm beginning to think you're the same person. Where's ys? I need a conspiracy theorist.

spencercarlos
May 12th, 2003, 04:57 AM
You don't need to be the best in every cateogory to make the top ten. Anna needs at least one powerful weapon to get back. What that would be...no damn clue.
Exactly that´s what i mean, Anna does not have a shot, that could be named a WEAPON, a shot that she never misses and its a very penetrating shot, a probable winner everytime...

Kim has a great forehand and great court coverare, Serena has a great forehand and backhand, not to mention her serve, Venus has serve and a impecable backhand, Henin has a great backhand and her forehand has improved a lot lately, Jennifer has that great forehand of her own, Lindsay has an incredible arsenal of shots, same as Seles, i mean so what Anna does on court, that makes her be feared of????

She used to have a great down the line backhand boomer. She just does not have it anymore. So in order to get back to that good level you have to have a weapon, but Anna also lacks consistency. So tell me the which tools Anna can use to get back to top ten?

GBFH
May 12th, 2003, 05:01 AM
That's a great post...unfortunately, I have no answer to your question. Anna used to have a pretty reliable serve...which was shot to hell after '98...the only positive I can think of right now are her net skills. But she can't ever get there because of her awful serve. Like Steam/Leena said, she's fucked until she gets her mental probs squared away, first.

Steam
May 12th, 2003, 05:04 AM
The lack of "weapons" is due to her not being sound mentally when she is out there and having faith in her shot making ability. She had a very good net game that she would use every once in a while but rarely on that consistent basis.

If she could believe in her ability then everything will come together for her.

GBFH
May 12th, 2003, 05:40 AM
Score one for Leena/Steam ;)

Steam
May 12th, 2003, 06:18 AM
Oh please, I am much better looking ;)

jojoseph
May 12th, 2003, 08:33 AM
Not even that Steam, Anna is not the best server, neither has the best groundstrokes, she is not the best mover, she is not the best volleyer.
Anna´s problem are not only mental but also some technical problems and has to do some change in her game wise in order enter to the top 10 again.

the only technical problems anna has are because of her confidence problems on the court. This includes her serve. Though flat, her groundstrokes are very solid, she can be very quick, though her speed has been taken back a bit by recent injuries, and she is still a great volleyer. She hasn't played well because she hasn't had any real confidence since Acapulco of last year for some reason.

XMan
May 12th, 2003, 07:32 PM
:confused: Am I missing something? Did you post there? And I am thinking that I knew most everything that went on there.

Oh yeah, almost forgot, nice to see polaris posting here. He has been missed over on the travesty that is kournikova.com

Hey Steam, it has been a while indeed. It was fun when annak.org was still Paul Taylors' unofficial fansite and the appereance of Anna was certainly funny, certainly because nobody believed it in the beginning. I still remember that amazing chat, don't know if you where in the chatroom then. It was also the time when we had some great discussions with dmeadz and others. The new site had not much to offer and I lost my interest in it. I hope that Anna finds her way back to the top. She is better then what many biased persons think, we know that.

spencercarlos
May 12th, 2003, 08:07 PM
the only technical problems anna has are because of her confidence problems on the court. This includes her serve. Though flat, her groundstrokes are very solid, she can be very quick, though her speed has been taken back a bit by recent injuries, and she is still a great volleyer. She hasn't played well because she hasn't had any real confidence since Acapulco of last year for some reason.
Can someone please tell me what is Anna´s trademark shot? (weapon)

apoet29
May 12th, 2003, 08:10 PM
I don't know how I ended up in this discussion, but thanks so much for the kind compliments.

Car Key Boi
May 12th, 2003, 08:21 PM
doing what?

bye :wavey:


last year, yuo played Stanford CA

yuo were sitting in a ride provided by the management - just then, some old dude (not me) stuck his head through the window, smiled at yuo, and gave yuo something, something that yuo accepted, and made yuo smile

if yuo're really Anna, yuo should be able to describe that object

Go!

- Car Key Boi :cool:

The Guilty
May 12th, 2003, 09:09 PM
Can someone please tell me what is Anna´s trademark shot? (weapon)

Her backhand. I think it's one of the best from the WTA.

Steam
May 12th, 2003, 10:30 PM
I don't know how I ended up in this discussion, but thanks so much for the kind compliments.

Well, it was your turn to mysteriously end up in conversations. I always get that. It is just that you were remembered. I mean who could forget all of the good that you brought to that board?

Steam
May 12th, 2003, 10:33 PM
Hey Steam, it has been a while indeed. It was fun when annak.org was still Paul Taylors' unofficial fansite and the appereance of Anna was certainly funny, certainly because nobody believed it in the beginning. I still remember that amazing chat, don't know if you where in the chatroom then. It was also the time when we had some great discussions with dmeadz and others. The new site had not much to offer and I lost my interest in it. I hope that Anna finds her way back to the top. She is better then what many biased persons think, we know that.

Yeah, it is pretty messed up over there. It could be a great site but for some reason nothing is going on with it.

I think I know what chat you are referring to and if it is the one that I am thinking of, it was a hoax. There was so much confusion going on at that site at that time that all kinds of funny stories were being told.

And you are right, she is better than that. She just needs to go out there on a consistent basis and prove it, not just to them, but to herself.

tennischick
May 13th, 2003, 02:49 AM
last year, yuo played Stanford CA

yuo were sitting in a ride provided by the management - just then, some old dude (not me) stuck his head through the window, smiled at yuo, and gave yuo something, something that yuo accepted, and made yuo smile

if yuo're really Anna, yuo should be able to describe that object

Go!

- Car Key Boi :cool:
bump! did Anna answer this question??

GBFH
May 13th, 2003, 02:52 AM
no she didn't.
the person posting as "Anna Kournikova" is not anna.

when the real anna posted on annak.org, some dude asked her a question about the stanford tournament, about her hitting balls into the stands or something. which was stupid since she does that after every win, how is she supposed to remember what she wrote on the balls? *mind you, this was back in 2000, when she DID win with a little consistency*

WhatTheDeuce
May 13th, 2003, 02:55 AM
:wavey: GBFH!

GO ANNA!!! DO WHAT YOU CAN TO GET BACK TO THE TOP!!!! I BELEIVE IN YOU!!!

;)

Steam
May 13th, 2003, 03:00 AM
no she didn't.
the person posting as "Anna Kournikova" is not anna.

when the real anna posted on annak.org, some dude asked her a question about the stanford tournament, about her hitting balls into the stands or something. which was stupid since she does that after every win, how is she supposed to remember what she wrote on the balls? *mind you, this was back in 2000, when she DID win with a little consistency*

LOL!

I want a detailed description of what she wrote on those balls! Give it to me now!!! :fiery: :fiery:

GBFH
May 13th, 2003, 03:15 AM
:wavey: GBFH!

GO ANNA!!! DO WHAT YOU CAN TO GET BACK TO THE TOP!!!! I BELEIVE IN YOU!!!

;)

:wavey: dlandy!!

GBFH
May 13th, 2003, 03:16 AM
LOL!

I want a detailed description of what she wrote on those balls! Give it to me now!!! :fiery: :fiery:

lol!
and I want to know what color nail polish she had on when she signed!!!

Steam
May 13th, 2003, 03:52 AM
lol!
and I want to know what color nail polish she had on when she signed!!!

How many times do I have to tell you? It was green! :fiery:

GBFH
May 13th, 2003, 03:56 AM
How many times do I have to tell you? It was green! :fiery:

No, it was RED!!!!! :p :p :p :p :p

juggler
May 13th, 2003, 10:28 AM
No, it was RED!!!!! :p :p :p :p :p

I thought it was pink. Or a pinky red.

Or maybe it was orange :) :confused:

GBFH
May 13th, 2003, 07:20 PM
I thought it was pink. Or a pinky red.

Or maybe it was orange :) :confused:

no, it was RED!!!!!! damn you all, it was red :p

Pamela Shriver
May 13th, 2003, 07:31 PM
I can guarantee I am not Anna. I'm Pam, I don't need to pretend to be someone else.

vogus
Oct 20th, 2006, 09:19 PM
we all know that Jon Werthless gets most of his ideas from trolling this website.

then Bezza presented some pretty incontrovertible evidence that Anna also reads and reacts to posts on WTAWorld. here's Bezza's thread for all three of you who missed it.

http://www.wtaworld.com/showthread.php?threadid=69047

so i got to thinking. what if Anna not only logged on to WTAWorld, but also posted here from time to time. which Anna fan do you think is most likely to be Anna herself? it would have to be someone who posts sporadically, who could become a complete bitch with little provocation, who would be very defensive even when such defensiveness hardly seems called for, who would trash talk other players including the Russians, and who would occasionally reveal signs of her insecurity.

which poster comes to mind for you?


so many of Hall of Fame posters in this thread, where are they now... :worship:

at first read, i was thinking maybe "Anna Kournikova" might have been the real thing...