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JoeyWinson3.0
May 10th, 2003, 11:49 PM
According to Channel 4 viewers tonight, (the person on the channel 4 website cannot spell at all)...


1 Tony Blair - A bit harsh to say the least!
2 Jordan - Famous for having fake boobs. Thats it.
3 Margaret Thatcher - Should be number one. A horrible woman.
4 Jade Goody - Thick one off Big Brotehr, had her minutes of fame for too long.
5 Martin Bashir - He did the Jacko documentary as we all know. I want to be a journalist and I would love to interview such famous people as Bashir has done... but I do not like the way he interviews people AT ALL. Now... Jeremy Paxman "living with Michael Jackson" is what I would have liked to see!
6 Gareth Gates - Oh come on, has he hurt anyone? He's only mildly annoying.
7 Alex Ferguson - Don't like the bloke, but he shouldnt be this high up. The people who were slagging him off on the programme tonight were going on about him chewing gum being annoying. So many managers do that! I'll tell you what is more annoying and a hell of a lot worse. John Gregory's shepherd whistling. Infact John Gregory in general is a thousand times worse than anyone on this list other than Thatcher.
8 'H' from Steps - Yeah he's a twat but... why is he this high up in this poll? Why is he in this poll? Haven't we forgotten about him?
9 Geri Halliwell - Oh enough already of her. She was 1000 times more attarctive before she became some kind of vitamin injection freak.
10 The Queen - What? She's got more bling bling than anyone in this country ;)
11 Liam Gallagher - He does annoy me a lot to be honest, you can only go on flicking the v's for so long... but hey,
12 Chris Evans - I don't wanna go on for ages about him so I won't. I hate Chris Evans
13 Victoria Beckham - You have to think now she is living off David a bit, she is no longer the multinational celeb she was with the Spice Girls.
14 Rik Waller - Whinging, arrogant, "lets all feel sorry for me", fat... in the way that he just doesnt seem to want to lose weight and you dont feel sorry for him because of it.
15 Anthea Turner - That chocolate thing was despicable.
16 Bernard Manning - Radcliffe Borough's most famous fan, Jack who I work with's dad has just been to Bombay with him to film a documentary, he apparently didn't go down well at all. Manning's jokes are racist, sexist and homophobic. But be 100% honest. If you have seen or heard any of his jokes, you have been secretly laughing like mad underneath. Manning's jokes are the lowest common denominator... and really this guy shouldnt carry on. From what I hear, it won't be long before he is stopped for good by the hand of a certain Mr G Reaper
17 Robbie Williams - Yeah we all know who he is... and doesn't he want you to.
18 Peter Stringfellow - Nightclub owner. Has apparently slept with 2000 women, he does look like a porn star tho!
19 Neil and Christine Hamilton - Hate them
20 Jim Davidson - Unfunny comedian.
21 Charlotte Church - Welsh singer. Yeah she is a bit annoying.
22 Darren Day - He was the new Cliff Richard. Was going to get married to Tracy Shaw in Belper... but he called it off.
23 Lady Victoria Hervey - It girl, who does nothing except goes to parties. Why is she famous?
24 Prince Charles - Big eared heir to throne.
25 Anne Robinson - Host on The Weakest Link. Offended the entire population of Wales, I used to find Robinson extremely good viewing when she was on Watchdog, those company execs she used to interview were rendered useless, like wilting weeds. Nowadays I have to switch the tv off when she comes on.
26 Edwina Currie - One day, if I can be arsed, I will post the picture of me meeting Edwina Currie. She is the patron of teh Derby Branch of teh National Asthma Association who I raised some money for. Doesn't mean I like her. Was shagging John Major behind Normas back.
27 Chris Moyles - Radio 1 dj. I can understand why people hate him, but his show makes for decent listening when bored out of your skull at work.
28 Jamie Oliver - Big tongued annoying pseudo-cockney. Buy his cookery book, ignore his face (stick some other pics over his face) and you can get some damn decent tucker out of it.
29 Cliff Richard - Straggly necked tennis loving religious mad heterosexual ;)
30 Max Clifford - Publicist/sh*t stirrer extraordinaire.
31 The 3AM Girls - Mirror Showbiz Gossip columnists.
32 Naomi Campbell - "Super"model. Brought out an autobiography... of which she hadnt written any of it.
33 Simon Cowell - High trousered mouthy git.
34 Sara Cox - Makes the Breakfast show on Radio 1 for untenable listening
35 Harry Potter - Fictional character from grossly overrated books. I'd have Rowling in this list myself.
36 Tara Palmer Tomkinson - Posh It girl.
37 James Hewitt - Despicable man who had affair with Diana and tried to make as much money as possible after her death from her.
38 Andrew Lloyd Webber - Crap Musical writer
39 Catherine Zeta Jones - Welsh woman, was in Darling Buds of May, did duet with David Essex... then became famous for some reason and married Michael Douglas.
40 Prince Edward - Royal, tried to make his own way in business, failed.
41 Tracy Emin - Contemporary artist. Now we've had this argument as I have said... but I will go along with people who say that Emin's stuff is rubbish, because it is.
42 Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen - Victorian fop painter and decorator.
43 Mick Hucknall - Less said the better.
44 Michael Winner - "Calm down dear!"
45 Pete Waterman - Gave teh world Kylie... and Sonia, Rick Astley...
46 Prince Naseem Hamed - Boxer from Sheffield.
47 Ainsley Harriot - Loud laughing tv chef, has some damn good recipes but I can't sit through 30 mins of him shouting and singing about Asparagus.
48 Trinny and Susannah - From "What Not To Wear"
49 Peter Mandleson - Blair's Spin Doctor
50 Ken Livingstone - Mayor of London
51 Darius Danesh - Should have won Pop Idol in my opinion.
52 Amanda Holden - Was married to Les Dennis. Is it me or is her mouth really undesirable?
53 Zoe Ball - Ah she just annoys me.
54 Martine McCutcheon - Was in Eastenders as Tiffany. Had unsuccessful pop career.
55 Elton John - Piano playing musician who should have come out before marrying.
56 Ant and Dec - Geordie TV presenters. Once in Byker Grove,and to me, they will always be PJ and Duncan. And the one with the big forehead got shot in the eyes by Amanda and Debbie which made him blind.
57 Alisdair Campbell - Transport bloke.
58 Ozzy Osbourne - Famous cos some americans like him.
59 Byers and Moore - Is this Stephen Byers? I want watching at this point.
60 Richard Madeley - Worlds most tactless man.
61 Vinnie Jones - Hard as nails footballer come film star come country gent twat.
62 Alan Titchmarsh - "In me garden", yes, TV Gardener and steamy romance novelist.
63 Countess of Wessex - Sophie Rhys Jones as she should be known.
64 Chris Tarrant - He's only mildly annoying, I mean come on.
65 Ben Elton - Champagne Socialist twat.
66 Jeremy Clarkson - Two Jeremy's in a row. Went to the college I'm going to in September. Presents Top Gear. You can tell why people hate him, but I find him incredibly witty and he also put forward by far the most convincing argument for who the best ever Briton should be in the BBC's "100 Greatest Briton", Brunel was well and truly robbed.
67 Jeremy Spake - The bloke off Airport, slightly camp, plump stout fellow who now does ads for Euronics.
68 Carol Vorderman - Anti internet mathematical genius on Countdown. What annoyed me about Vorderman was those Benecol cholesterol lowering margerine ads that she did in which she "did some tests for herself", but Vorderman's not a scientist by trade, she's actually a qualified engineer.
69 David Dickinson - Bargain Hunt presenter.
70 Frank Skinner - Comedian... I like him tho.
71 Paul Burrell - Diana's Butler.
72 Tom Jones - Orange Welsh singer.
73 Sarah Ferguson - Fergie. Was a Royal, did Budgie the Helicopter, little else.
74 Carol Smillie - Used to be the Wheel of Fortune dolly, now presents Changing Rooms and does them annoying adverts in the Sun for loans or something.
75 Liz Hurley - Godawful actress.
76 Princess Anne - Rode horses. Came to Belper once in the 80s.
77 Guy Ritchie - Married to Madonna. Makes awful films in which he attempts to copy Scorsese and Tarantino and does... badly
78 Delia Smith - TV cook who showed us how to boil an egg. Next from Delia are her new books, "How to Lay an Egg", and "Water - The Basics"
79 Johnny Vaughan - He has a HABIT... of SHOUTING.... like THAT... abouve his GUESTS... yes, it's the banging on the table chat show host who always tries to upstage his guests. Fact - Vaughan will say "how about that" in just one show over a dozen times.
80 Peter Tatchell - A mate of mine and thirty of his uni mates went to London to do an Anti Peter-Tatchell march. Basically this bloke will protest at anything. He is known as an activist. I know him as a twat. Was fooled by Chris Morris on Brass Eye as were several people on this list :)
81 Sting - Tantric sex, hanging round with tribesman, earth bloke. Lost all cool credibility after he left the Police... but he was in Quadrophenia, Phil Daniels stole his moped...
82 Gordon Ramsay - Twatty arrogant swearing chef.
83 Mick Jagger - Aging Rolling Stones frontman. Now I love the Stones stuff... but this guy should really stop touring now... him and Keith Richards should retire from it and open a corner shop.
84 Damien Hirst - Controversial contemporary artist. We've had this argument before on here... ;)
85 Julie Burchill - Does deserve to be in this list. I want to be a journalist and with people like this in the profession who can make cash out of it, there is genuine hope for all.
86 Richard Branson - The guy who made millions from Virgin. To be honest, I like the bloke, he had the entrepreneurialism and business acumen to form a huge, huge global empire from the humble beginnings of just one shop. Doesn't deserve to be in this list.
87 John Prescott - Deputy Prime Minister
88 Judith Chalmers - Hosted Wish You Were Here.
89 Cherie Blair - Tony's missus... that whole flats scandal thing did it for her. I don't like her.
90 Nigella Lawson - Definitely voted for by jealous women. Nigella is the "domestic goddess", she's beautiful, intelligent... but that show isn't all about cooking. If you wanna cook like Nigella, buy her book, seriously there's some good recipes in it.
91 David Beckham - A footballing legend... but can't he stick to the football and not all this modelling? Well to be honest, if you were as famous and as good looking as he is... you could pull off the modelling.
92 Will Young - A bit harsh, he won Pop Idol, he has a good voice, but he has become a pop star for winning a glorified kareoke contest.
93 Vanessa Feltz - Former chat show host who lost her marbles in celebrity big brother. Demanded double her salary at Anglia TV, they told her to sod off.
94 Anne Widdecombe - Annoying Tory politician, I feel quite sorry for her in a way but yeah she should be in there.
95 Davina McCall - Shouting ever-pregnant tv presenter who does Big Brother, and a whole load of other reality tv programmes.
96 Chris Eubank - Former middleweight boxing champ of the world who was part of a golden era of British Boxing in the early 90's. But he was a twat with a lisp.
97 Lord Irving - yeah him.
98 Craig David - Pop singer. Big cin, draw on beard. Has good voice but a bit full of himself.
99 Iain Duncan Smith - Tory Party Leader who has made it ok for people to say "bullshit"... he talks a lot of it too.
100 Atomic Kitten - Three piece pop duo or very little talent. Jenny Frost is the most annoying one.

Who do YOU think should have got in it.

For me I was astounded not to see Richard Littlejohn in it, as well as...

Piers Morgan
David Icke
John Major
Steve Penk
John Gregory
David Sewell
Robbie Savage
Tim Henman
Chris Bailey :)
Graham Poll
Robert Kilroy Silk
Donal McIntyre

geewhiz
May 11th, 2003, 01:29 AM
57 Alisdair Campbell - Transport bloke.


I hope that's Alastair Campbell the Press Sec (or whatever he's calling himself now) and not Alastair Darling the Transport bloke who should have been kept off this list by his comedy eyebrows and the hilarity his name must bring to cabinet meetings - "Do you have my briefs Darling?" etc, etc. :D

Once they said that people who were in prison couldn't be on the list, they were always going to end up with a load of people who are annoying and sad rather than bad.

korben
May 11th, 2003, 01:36 AM
58 Ozzy Osbourne - Famous cos some americans like him.

:mad: He is popular everywhere.

And band in 10th place too ;)

At least Bruce Dickinson didn´t make it to the list.

JoeyWinson3.0
May 11th, 2003, 01:37 AM
Yeah Jeffery Archer wasn't allowed in it. Mind you they also said people who were alive only should in in it. Harry Potter?

AjdeNate!
May 11th, 2003, 11:43 AM
6 Gareth Gates - Oh come on, has he hurt anyone? He's only mildly annoying.

Wow. 6th? That's a bit high.

Nicoleke
May 11th, 2003, 11:55 AM
I can' t understand why Craig David and Atomic kitten are on that " ranking ", I really like them :) lol !!!!!

shirley
May 11th, 2003, 12:01 PM
According to Channel 4 viewers tonight, (the person on the channel 4 website cannot spell at all)...


13 Victoria Beckham - You have to think now she is living off David a bit, she is no longer the multinational celeb she was with the Spice Girls.

39 Catherine Zeta Jones - Welsh woman, was in Darling Buds of May, did duet with David Essex... then became famous for some reason and married Michael Douglas.


I would have put Mrs Beckham higher up than that. Seriously, nowadays what is she famous for because she is no longer a Spce Girl!

CZJ would have put her up higher. She would have been in my top 10. She annoys me and has been living in 'La-la-land' too long and yet she tries to say she is still down to earth. Yeh - right :fiery:

Princess Fiona
May 11th, 2003, 12:55 PM
I was going to say, Where Are Westlife in this list? Then I remembered, they are Irish... (dooooh@ myself!! :rolleyes: ;) )

Tara PT? Nooooo!! I think she's fantastic!! She's so entertaining and a great person... :)

Princess Fiona
May 11th, 2003, 01:00 PM
56 Ant and Dec - Geordie TV presenters. Once in Byker Grove,and to me, they will always be PJ and Duncan. And the one with the big forehead got shot in the eyes by Amanda and Debbie which made him blind.

I remember that episode too... Such great acting!! It was very moving... I liked some PJ and Duncan songs - I have a CD single of theirs around... They seem like v. nice men!! What's the problem with Ant and Dec? :beware:@ anyone who voted for Ant and Dec... :fiery: ;)

Princess Fiona
May 11th, 2003, 01:01 PM
I had such a crush on Declan Donnelly when I was 15 years old...

I give you my love/An eternal looooooove...

;)

JoeyWinson3.0
May 11th, 2003, 02:21 PM
Ah I loved the classics such as

Our Radio Rocks... and
Lets Get Ready To Rumble (now immortalised by Peter Kay)

*JR*
May 11th, 2003, 03:14 PM
Tim Henman! :p

wta_zuperfann
May 11th, 2003, 04:31 PM
How about Queen Victoria? She spread warfare throughout India/Pakistan and spread opium in China. The naughty things resulted in the deaths of a few million innocents.

Quite the 'humanitarian', huh??? :devil:

Princess Fiona
May 11th, 2003, 04:53 PM
Ah I loved the classics such as

Our Radio Rocks... and
Lets Get Ready To Rumble (now immortalised by Peter Kay)

*making note to download some PJ and Duncan songs* ;)

They should start making music again!! They should get out of that jungle and start making some music again... ;)

I see Chris Evans at #12 - I personally "girlcott" any of his shows or anything to do with him. I agreed with Will Self when he commented on how Evans is something of a "bully" to people...

(But I didn't see too much of this show, only numbers 25 to 1 or something... :) )

*JR*
May 11th, 2003, 06:51 PM
Definitely Hugh Grant! Bloke's got Liz Hurley NE gets caught with that Divine Ho? :eek:

Dava
May 11th, 2003, 08:27 PM
Tony Blair number 1. Jordan is far more annoying then him!!!

Monica_Rules
May 11th, 2003, 08:37 PM
Why the hell was Davina McCall on the list? Shes great

And JoeyWilson Harry Potter are fantastic books so how can you say they are overhyped.

decemberlove
May 11th, 2003, 08:39 PM
liam gallagher.. i was a huge oasis fan when i was about 13, 14. he was so hot to me back then... i dont think he should be so high up there.

victoria beckham should def be higher up there. shes worthless and fucking overrated in the looks department.

nigella is HOT... she should NOT be on that list

JoeyWinson3.0
May 11th, 2003, 11:08 PM
"And JoeyWilson Harry Potter are fantastic books so how can you say they are overhyped."

Well.. I presume you mean me...

Rowling's books to me seem like she has read loads of wizard school style books, like The Worst Witch (which Harry Potter is of startling similarity to it) and taken an aspect of each one and congealed them together in her books. I used to read a lot of books similar to the Potter series when I was a kid and to be honest the Potter series isn't as good as it is made out to be.

I'm not saying they are bad books at all... they are very good... but they have spawned a huge mass of publicity, a huge Potter Mania that to me is a bit out of control for some childrens books.

Colin B
May 11th, 2003, 11:53 PM
Once they said that people who were in prison couldn't be on the list, they were always going to end up with a load of people who are annoying and sad rather than bad.

Ah! That explains it.
To be honest, this is the first I've heard of "100 worst Britons" (I've been working too hard to pay much attention to the telly lately) and I thought it was going to be a serious tv. discussion on wheather Fred West was more evil than the 'Yorkshire Ripper' bloke.

You can imagine I was a bit surprised to see Tony at No. 1 - I mean he's made some mistakes but........

Hey Geewhiz - congrats on the 1,000 + posts.

geewhiz
May 12th, 2003, 01:12 AM
Ah! That explains it.
To be honest, this is the first I've heard of "100 worst Britons" (I've been working too hard to pay much attention to the telly lately) and I thought it was going to be a serious tv. discussion on wheather Fred West was more evil than the 'Yorkshire Ripper' bloke.

With Jeffrey Archer beating them both, as some of the 'if we could include people in prison' lists were suggesting!

Hey Geewhiz - congrats on the 1,000 + posts.

Thank you! :D

BritneySpearsIsHot
May 12th, 2003, 04:21 PM
No Jamie Theakston? No John Leslie (The Scots bloke not the porn bloke)? No Janet Street Porter? No Fred Elliott?