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Linnie
May 8th, 2003, 05:35 PM
http://www.red2proserver.de/mcgo2003/fotoarchiv/fotogalerie/08052003/0805capriati.jpg

"There's a booger, where?"

Mase
May 8th, 2003, 05:39 PM
'Is that, wait....... a victory Im smelling????'

Cariaoke
May 8th, 2003, 05:44 PM
:D

"Take this, chair umpire!"
'Um, Jen that's your index finger and not your middle finger.'
"Oh..."

Myskina Lina
May 8th, 2003, 05:58 PM
"So.. he like... kept droning on.. and on about the most STUPID $#*t over & F#%*ing over, so I shouted 'HEY RICHARD!' & when he turned around I blasted the ball STRAIGHT up his nose.... STRAIGHT UP HIS NOSE!!!"

:eek: :p

[S@nti]
May 8th, 2003, 06:20 PM
'Is that, wait....... a victory Im smelling????'

omg lol :p :p

jenny161185
May 8th, 2003, 06:20 PM
''sssshhh dont tell serena Im back in form and going to win the french open - I want it to be a surprise'' :p

gourownway
May 8th, 2003, 06:26 PM
"So that's what an ace feels like....very interesting."

GrahamD
May 8th, 2003, 06:27 PM
"Mind your own business - if I wanna eat six quarter pounders with cheese for breakfast then I'll damn well eat six quarter pounders with cheese for breakfast".

griffin
May 8th, 2003, 06:49 PM
"No I don't know how it got up there either, would you just call the $%@$#%# trainer?"

salima
May 8th, 2003, 07:31 PM
"Let me figure out this.... ehhh the wind is blowing south-east, the court is situated north-south, when I am seving the wind will adrift the ball in .........that diection, witch means I have to take that into the consideration when I am serving, so when the racquet hits the ball in an angle of 33,5 and at a speed of ..............."

no this must be wrong. No such long sentences for JC.

DA FOREHAND
May 8th, 2003, 07:53 PM
"What's that? You can't see my nipples? Watch what happens when I push this button!"

SJW
May 8th, 2003, 08:07 PM
:D

"Take this, chair umpire!"
'Um, Jen that's your index finger and not your middle finger.'
"Oh..."

LMFAO :worship: :worship: :worship:

"past it?? fucking fuck u fucker! i only got one fucking slam less than Venus, fuck it!"

Spirit
May 8th, 2003, 09:11 PM
"What's that? You can't see my nipples? Watch what happens when I push this button!"

Love it!

baleineau
May 8th, 2003, 09:15 PM
Jen: Will you tell it to shut the fuck up!!!!!!!
Umpire: I don't understand.
Jen: Just tell that fuckin bird up there to shut it's fuckin squawkin' trap when I'm serving or I'll break it's fuckin neck.

Jennifer's wife
May 8th, 2003, 10:11 PM
ssh....dont tell them i have a post match spliff in with my tennis raquets!

Brian Stewart
May 8th, 2003, 11:02 PM
Newspaper headline: "Capriati digs deep for victory."

Pamela Shriver
May 8th, 2003, 11:08 PM
"Pammers my hero, you're #1!"

billie_jean_king
May 8th, 2003, 11:10 PM
"Billie! Keep quiet about last night and what we got upto."

Jen loves me really. She wants my (vast) body.

wta_zuperfann
May 9th, 2003, 12:22 AM
Who's The Wise Guy Who Farted???

Doc
May 9th, 2003, 12:41 AM
"This invisible Bourbon bottle is really useful!"

Car Key Boi
May 9th, 2003, 01:37 AM
"yuor dick is shit, ass-prone nutcocker"

pineapple
May 9th, 2003, 01:51 AM
Fore!

go hingis
May 9th, 2003, 06:37 AM
"Ssshh,I stashed it up here"

the_ancyent_m
May 9th, 2003, 08:25 AM
Jenn: "Like, damn, once in my life IŽd like to, kinda, like, beat the shit outa a frog, like, except for Mary ... pfffff..."

Umpire: "Vorteil Jennifer Capriati!"

Jenn: "Hey, what did you say? Like, speak English, you moron! And shut that baby up!"