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Dava
Apr 22nd, 2003, 10:54 PM
Here are the rankings for British Tennis Magazines ACEs' 3rd annual sex list

GIRLS

1> Anna Kournikova
2> Daniela Hantuchova
3> Anastacia Myskina
4> Barbara Schett
5> Chanda Rubin
6 > Jelena Dokic
7> Elena Dementieva
8> Serena Williams
9> Martina Hingis
10 > Ashley Harkleroad

GUYS

1> Mark Philippoussis
2> James Blake
3> Marat Safin
4> JMG
5> Tommy Haas
6> Fernando Gonzalez
7> Arnaud Clement
8> Andy Roddick
9> Thomas Enqvist
10> Andre Agassi

billie_jean_king
Apr 22nd, 2003, 10:56 PM
Oh, I think someone better speak to them. They missed me off the list.

Anna Kournikova
Apr 22nd, 2003, 10:57 PM
Yes! That's right! I get more sex than any other player on the WTA! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :kiss:

vs1
Apr 22nd, 2003, 10:58 PM
How about Guga and Ferrero?! And Robredo?!
Who made this list?! The editors? The readers?!

Anna Kournikova
Apr 22nd, 2003, 10:58 PM
Oh, I think someone better speak to them. They missed me off the list.

Yes cos some people are into necrophilia.

kell
Apr 23rd, 2003, 12:26 AM
Mmm...Agassi :rolleyes:

selesfan
Apr 23rd, 2003, 12:29 AM
Where is Carlos Moya? Agassi sexy? LMAO :)

Roxers
Apr 23rd, 2003, 12:33 AM
Marat needs to be number 1 :fiery: Roddick, Haas, Agassi out of the list :rolleyes:

oggie
Apr 23rd, 2003, 12:34 AM
Chanda is very nice, but I don't think she is very sexy.

selesfan
Apr 23rd, 2003, 12:41 AM
Marat needs to be number 1 :fiery: Roddick, Haas, Agassi out of the list :rolleyes:

I agree with you on Roddick and Agassi but Haas is really sexy, especially in person. :drool:

Becool
Apr 23rd, 2003, 12:50 AM
http://photos.wtastarz.com/data/506/356serena_na_piscina.bmp

:drool: :drool: :hearts: :hearts: :drool: :worship:

After this..
How's Myskina, Hantuchova and CHANDA, more sexier than Serena????? :fiery:

selesfan
Apr 23rd, 2003, 12:53 AM
http://photos.wtastarz.com/data/506/356serena_na_piscina.bmp

:drool: :drool: :hearts: :hearts: :drool: :worship:

After this..
How's Myskina, Hantuchova and CHANDA, more sexier than Serena????? :fiery:

:eek: Wow! Serena looks great in that picture, I put Serena ahead of Anna also, her face is much prettier.

Crazy Canuck
Apr 23rd, 2003, 12:56 AM
How is Dokic down at 6? And where is Venus? Their opinion is not a reflection of mine ;)

And Andre? Andy makes me think :confused: too, but I understand he's totally loved by gay men and 14 year old girls everywhere. But Andre? They got number 1 right at least.

WtaTour4Ever
Apr 23rd, 2003, 12:59 AM
I'm shocked that Jelena is #6 ....and that pic of Serena the Sex Kitten cracks me up, not sure why. I like the new one of her in vogue with the white swimsuit and she is sitting down...I think that is a great pic of Serena......looks like she has some British admirers


Andre is sexy hmmmkay, I love his eyes :-)

Car Key Boi
Apr 23rd, 2003, 01:00 AM
How is Dokic down at 6? And where is Venus? Their opinion is not a reflection of mine ;)



agreed! this poll sux! :(

Crazy Canuck
Apr 23rd, 2003, 01:03 AM
I do like that they added Clement though. It shows that they were looking outside of the box, since he usually doesn't get a lot of attention - despite stripping in the middle of Rod Laver a couple years ago :D

kodeRED
Apr 23rd, 2003, 01:05 AM
how the hell is chanda above elena dementieva... in fact how is she on the list!!!

selesfan
Apr 23rd, 2003, 01:09 AM
I do like that they added Clement though. It shows that they were looking outside of the box, since he usually doesn't get a lot of attention - despite stripping in the middle of Rod Laver a couple years ago :D

I saw Clement at the US Open a couple of years ago and he is a hottie. :drool:

RYN
Apr 23rd, 2003, 01:10 AM
Venus is much hotter then Serena

Crazy Canuck
Apr 23rd, 2003, 01:11 AM
I saw Clement at the US Open a couple of years ago and he is a hottie. :drool:
I agree. Not very many men can pull off a headband and glasses like he can... or for that matter, his off court look of a hairband and glasses :D

selesfan
Apr 23rd, 2003, 01:13 AM
Venus is much hotter then Serena

I'm surprised Venus isn't on the list, some of her best pictures were taken when she won Wimbledon.

Nimi
Apr 23rd, 2003, 01:16 AM
WTF is Chanda doing there? This list is as dumb as fuck :rolleyes:

Jessi
Apr 23rd, 2003, 01:18 AM
This list is as dumb as fuck :rolleyes:

I agree. Marat is sexier than Poo and James combined :rolleyes:

the cat
Apr 23rd, 2003, 01:19 AM
Didn't Martina Hingis retire from tennis? Becca's girl, Iroda Tuglyanova should be in the top ten. That's for sure! :hearts:

Crazy Canuck
Apr 23rd, 2003, 01:25 AM
Jessi: *ahem* Number one is correcto! :p

Crazy Canuck
Apr 23rd, 2003, 01:25 AM
Didn't Martina Hingis retire from tennis? Becca's girl, Iroda Tuglyanova should be in the top ten. That's for sure! :hearts:
Agreed. Where is the Iroda love?
<---- Wants love

SpikeyAidanm
Apr 23rd, 2003, 01:34 AM
How can Myskina be higher than Dokic ??

Cybelle Darkholme
Apr 23rd, 2003, 01:36 AM
Here are the rankings for British Tennis Magazines ACEs' 3rd annual sex list

GIRLS

1> Anna Kournikova
2> Daniela Hantuchova
3> Anastacia Myskina
4> Barbara Schett
5> Chanda Rubin
6 > Jelena Dokic
7> Elena Dementieva
8> Serena Williams
9> Martina Hingis
10 > Ashley Harkleroad

GUYS

1> Mark Philippoussis
2> James Blake
3> Marat Safin
4> JMG
5> Tommy Haas
6> Fernando Gonzalez
7> Arnaud Clement
8> Andy Roddick
9> Thomas Enqvist
10> Andre Agassi

They got it all WRONG!!! who are these people picking the players? Have they gone down the rankings to the lowly challengers? because they're are some cuties there!

MarcusRock
Apr 23rd, 2003, 01:44 AM
Most British men ----> http://www.angelfire.com/rock3/marcusrock/Pervert.gif

Jessi
Apr 23rd, 2003, 02:09 AM
Jessi: *ahem* Number one is correcto! :p

No, number one is not correcto! They were wrong in putting people like Andre and Roddick on the list and they're wrong about number one too! The whole list is a sham!

CanadianBoy21
Apr 23rd, 2003, 02:12 AM
Obviously they got it all wrong.
Mark is not hot, neither is chicken legs, aka James Blake. Where is Magnus Norman, now he is good looking. Marat Safin shoudn't be ranked below James, lol...what a joke
How is Myskina so high, she sholdn't be on the list, Iroda should... so should Elena Bovina, some fine air of legs too....
Serena deserves to be ranked way higher.
At least they got the first spot correct.

British people voted ;)
Eventhough I like most, some are just wack

anton
Apr 23rd, 2003, 02:26 AM
where is venus? :rolleyes:

adss
Apr 23rd, 2003, 02:42 AM
safin, enqvist need to be ranked higher, and andre and andy shouldn't even be on the list

Where's ferrero????

Crazy Canuck
Apr 23rd, 2003, 02:42 AM
safin, enqvist need to be ranked higher, and andre and andy shouldn't even be on the list

Where's ferrero????
In my closet :p

TheBoiledEgg
Apr 23rd, 2003, 03:16 AM
Ferrero would be on list if it was a "boys" list :p

Nastya got onto there after the GQ shoot, thats why she got such a high rating.

some of the choices are very weird.

Crazy Canuck
Apr 23rd, 2003, 03:18 AM
No, number one is not correcto! They were wrong in putting people like Andre and Roddick on the list and they're wrong about number one too! The whole list is a sham!
It's all a matter of opinion, Jessi. I was only being tongue and cheek. IMO they got numero uno correcto, but that doesn't mean shite to anybody but me ;) The list isn't a "sham" it's opinions that differ from ours.

About Andy - he does nothing for me either, but he IS popular... for reasons unknown.

Crazy Canuck
Apr 23rd, 2003, 03:20 AM
Ferrero would be on list if it was a "boys" list :p

Nastya got onto there after the GQ shoot, thats why she got such a high rating.

some of the choices are very weird.
Are you - the self procliamed Ferrero fan that you are *smirk* - trying to suggest that Roddick is a MAN with this comment? ;)

Jesquimaux
Apr 23rd, 2003, 03:21 AM
:hearts: CHANDA :hearts:

WhatTheDeuce
Apr 23rd, 2003, 03:41 AM
ANNA K :hearts:

Dokic #6 :confused:

Dani "skin and bones" Hantuchova #2 :eek:

Myskina "teeth screwed up" Myskina #3 :confused: Above Jelena, Martina, Babsi?

bis2806
Apr 23rd, 2003, 04:28 AM
Andy and JMG :hearts:

go hingis
Apr 23rd, 2003, 04:55 AM
Didn't Martina Hingis retire from tennis? Becca's girl, Iroda Tuglyanova should be in the top ten. That's for sure! :hearts:
IMO, Martina would be much higher if she was still playing.

~RedRose~
Apr 23rd, 2003, 04:59 AM
I dont think Martina should be there. She is beautiful but she is too innocent and sweet to be sexy.

Jessi
Apr 23rd, 2003, 05:06 AM
It's all a matter of opinion, Jessi. I was only being tongue and cheek. IMO they got numero uno correcto, but that doesn't mean shite to anybody but me ;) The list isn't a "sham" it's opinions that differ from ours.

Their opinions stink!;) I'm happy for you Becca but i still think they got it all wrong :p

About Andy - he does nothing for me either, but he IS popular... for reasons unknown.

reasons unknown. lol. Yeah, i'll never understand what people see in him :rolleyes:

Crazy Canuck
Apr 23rd, 2003, 05:15 AM
Don't be too happy for me. They did leave off Ferrero, my object of swooning.

Jessi
Apr 23rd, 2003, 05:26 AM
yeah, that deserves a :rolleyes: I swear that boy gets no love.

But you think he's sexy and thats what counts, right?

Crazy Canuck
Apr 23rd, 2003, 05:29 AM
Indeed, that is all that matters to me ;)

caramel
Apr 23rd, 2003, 05:41 AM
Those friggin´ lists are so fucked up... okay I glad to see Chanda at #6 but the one who did the list of the men needs to get his/her eyes checked.
Let´s face it , Mark Philippoussis is sooooo ugly. He just doesn´t deserve to be #1 and Tommy Haas and Agassi need to be taken off the list immediately. So does Andy Roddick. :o

Crazy Canuck
Apr 23rd, 2003, 05:42 AM
Then who DO you like Caramel? ;)

caramel
Apr 23rd, 2003, 05:44 AM
Then who DO you like Caramel? ;)

:hearts: Marat :hearts: and James :drool: ... ;)

Crazy Canuck
Apr 23rd, 2003, 05:45 AM
Well they were in the top 3, what you bitching about? ;)

caramel
Apr 23rd, 2003, 05:47 AM
Well they were in the top 3, what you bitching about? ;)

But Marat isn´t #1. :sad: That´s why I was bitching.

Gandalf
Apr 23rd, 2003, 06:12 AM
I dont think Martina should be there. She is beautiful but she is too innocent and sweet to be sexy.

*cough* I think martina is one of the least 'innocent' players in the WTA *cough* :angel:

But she's sexy anyway.

1jackson2001
Apr 23rd, 2003, 06:45 AM
No Venus?!..then no credit! ;)

php
Apr 23rd, 2003, 10:34 AM
Mark, Andre, Marat = overrated, plain What's so sexy? :rolleyes:
Andy = beautiful eyes, booty, face, smile, sweet, funny :hearts:

I don't need to be gay or 14 to like Andy. LOL

Crazy Canuck
Apr 23rd, 2003, 10:52 AM
apologies php, you are the exception to the rule :p

~RedRose~
Apr 23rd, 2003, 10:55 AM
*cough* I think martina is one of the least 'innocent' players in the WTA *cough* :angel:

But she's sexy anyway.

She may not be innocent ;) ... but she gives off this "girl next door" vibe ..... just my opinion.

I couldnt imagine Martina as a horny she-devil or something ..... not at all. Serena on the other hand ..... :lick:

bis2806
Apr 23rd, 2003, 11:39 AM
Mark, Andre, Marat = overrated, plain What's so sexy? :rolleyes:
Andy = beautiful eyes, booty, face, smile, sweet, funny :hearts:

I don't need to be gay or 14 to like Andy. LOL

well andy is gay and he is mine :angel: :hearts:

Rothes
Apr 23rd, 2003, 11:41 AM
:o ahem they missed out a certain Emmanuelle Gagliardi :o

http://www.tennis.info/images/PS/Emmanuelle03.jpg
http://www.tennis.info/images/PS/Emmanuelle04.jpg
http://www.tennis.info/images/PS/Emmanuelle01.jpg

bis2806
Apr 23rd, 2003, 12:12 PM
yuck she's so ugly :o

caramel
Apr 23rd, 2003, 02:19 PM
Emmanuelle is sexy when she keeps her mouth shut... her teeth are ugly. :o

Experimentee
Apr 23rd, 2003, 02:27 PM
Serena should be higher than that.
Andre is hot, i love those eyes!
Haas, Gonzalez and Clement shouldnt be on the list.

Experimentee
Apr 23rd, 2003, 02:32 PM
Chanda just seems like a nice girl next door type, she isnt exactly a sex kitten, so she probably shouldnt be on the list but its nice that she hasnt been overlooked anyway.

caramel
Apr 23rd, 2003, 02:57 PM
Chanda just seems like a nice girl next door type, she isnt exactly a sex kitten, so she probably shouldnt be on the list but its nice that she hasnt been overlooked anyway.

I agree.

spokenword73
Apr 23rd, 2003, 03:13 PM
where's Paradorn ???:hearts:

Chris_Martin's_woman
Apr 23rd, 2003, 03:17 PM
Umm.......Llegs should be there.....in my opinion at least:p:hearts:

ghosts
Apr 23rd, 2003, 04:46 PM
I'm happy that Dementieva and Myskina got into this chart! :D

Roxers
Apr 23rd, 2003, 04:54 PM
Umm.......Llegs should be there.....in my opinion at least:p:hearts:

:rolleyes: I think it means a lot that the Potato never is listed in those lists :devil: He clearly doesn`t suit into them!

caramel
Apr 23rd, 2003, 04:59 PM
:rolleyes: I think it means a lot that the Potato never is listed in those lists :devil: He clearly doesn`t suit into them!

Hahaha... hahaha... hahaha... hahaha. *slowly leaves the thread*

Lindsayfan
Apr 23rd, 2003, 08:33 PM
chanda?miskina? :eek:

A4
Apr 23rd, 2003, 08:43 PM
chanda?miskina? :eek:


At least, there's no Lindsay. Be grateful for small mercies.

prophet2
Apr 23rd, 2003, 08:53 PM
Chanda is quite stunning, when she decides to "glam" up. What makes her sexy, is that she does not try so hard. She does not have to wear skimpy outfits or do risque photoshoots. She exudes alot of natural beauty.

1jackson2001
Apr 23rd, 2003, 09:04 PM
apologies php, you are the exception to the rule :p

There's quite a few exceptions to "Becca's Rule". One doesn't have to look very hard to see the 40 yr old woman jumping up and down for Andy at IW this year...as you yourself have mentioned in disgust. ;)


And Rothes, thanks for the Emmanuelle pics! :drool:

Crazy Canuck
Apr 23rd, 2003, 09:51 PM
Yup, it is my rule, and there are always exceptions. But my adventures into Roddicks yahoo clubs and on tennis message boards are what I have based my generalizations on... It's quite easy to see 40 year old women ooh and aww over him.. it isn't as if Gay men walk around with an "I'm gay" sign on their backs :)

Emmanuel is beautiful, imo. Very nice eyes. And Chanda might not be the "sex kitten" type, but she does have a beautiful smile and thoughtful eyes.

JoeyWinson3.0
Apr 24th, 2003, 12:30 AM
Chanda's lovely, but she doesnt have "sex appeal", Dokic, Serena, Anna K, they have sex appeal, Iroda has sex appeal but I don't think she fully knows it yet. Hantuchova doesnt in my opinion. Martina Hingis does (although I dunno why she is in that list cos she has retired) because she has a fantastic set of pins.

gokimmmy1884
Apr 24th, 2003, 03:19 AM
well andy is gay and he is mine :angel: :hearts:

How you know Andy gay?

Burberry
Apr 24th, 2003, 04:09 AM
Where is Iroda??? She gotta be on the list..... :(
Jenny Cap will be disappointed that she is on the list.... ;)

Clement & Agassi?? :eek: My Oh My!! :rolleyes:

HybridTheory.
Apr 24th, 2003, 12:50 PM
Where is Alex??????????
he should be in top 10 anyway...

SerialKiller#69
Apr 24th, 2003, 01:14 PM
chanda rubin? i like her but she's not someone i'd call sexy. i think at least venus should have made the top 10. jelena and anna for me are the 2 sexiest.

anastacia?
daniela?

venus should be in the top 5 i think.

Wojtek
Apr 24th, 2003, 01:18 PM
Serena :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Where is Venus , Iroda or Kandarr

Mr. Man
Apr 24th, 2003, 04:54 PM
Marat = overrated, plain What's so sexy? :rolleyes:
Well said. agreed.

:drool: Emmanuelle. :bounce: Anna & Serena.

Why is Dementieva on the list? she looks like a duck.

tenn_ace
Apr 24th, 2003, 05:02 PM
Why is Dementieva on the list? she looks like a duck.

she certainly looks better than S.Williams who looks like hipopotamus...

so why is Serena on this this?

tenn_ace
Apr 24th, 2003, 05:03 PM
Venus is certainly missing unfairly

Gonzo Hates Me!
Apr 24th, 2003, 05:13 PM
Here's my list:

Women;;

1) Hantuchova
2) Iroda Tuly
3) Kournikova
4) Harkleroad
5) Marta Domachowska
6) Klara Koukalova
7) Marta Marrero
8) Dokic
9) Vavrinec
10) Dementieva

1) Roddick
2) Ginepri
3) Hewitt
4) Federer
5) Malisse
6) Blake
7) Balcells
8) Sampras
9) Mardy Fish
10) Zabaleta

BK4ever
Apr 24th, 2003, 05:17 PM
Here are the rankings for British Tennis Magazines ACEs' 3rd annual sex list

GIRLS

1> Anna Kournikova
2> Daniela Hantuchova
3> Anastacia Myskina
4> Barbara Schett
5> Chanda Rubin
6 > Jelena Dokic
7> Elena Dementieva
8> Serena Williams
9> Martina Hingis
10 > Ashley Harkleroad



I would love to know the criteria behind this list... :fiery:

IMO...only Anna, Serena, Ashley and Jelena deserve to even make the lsit...

Dani...she has the body of a starving boy...
Myskina (luv ya girl) but get your teeth fixed and ur a sure thing
Barbara...those big teeth alone makes you cringe
Elena D...she is not that pretty up close and she is misisng that umph
Hingis...LMAO
Chanda...I guess the girl next door can be appealing to some

Venus should definitely be on the list...she oozes sexiness with her confidence and aura...if you saw her in person up close...u would see it right away...

Corredian's_Mind
Apr 25th, 2003, 07:13 AM
Where is Alex??????????
he should be in top 10 anyway...


HUH! :mad:

what's that mean??? :fiery: alex must be in this list....

roddick, clément and enqvist out...but i supose british ppl have bad taste ;)

AKTW
Apr 25th, 2003, 11:29 AM
Why is Dementieva on the list? she looks like a duck.
How can you say that?She is tall and elegant,why does she look like a duck? :confused:

Elena D...she is not that pretty up close and she is misisng that umph
WRONG!!!I am shocked that you said that!
Elena is absolutely beautiful,for sure!