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MarcusRock
Apr 17th, 2003, 02:08 AM
http://www.angelfire.com/rock3/marcusrock/CapPhone.jpg

AjdeNate!
Apr 17th, 2003, 02:14 AM
"Hello, yes Justine? Ok, so what did you do to beat Serena? Help a sister out!!"

Jarrett
Apr 17th, 2003, 02:16 AM
It is just me or do you take some of the worst pictures. lol The player eye's are closed or they look all annoyed at the person taking the picture. Got any pics of Monica? lol

gourownway
Apr 17th, 2003, 02:36 AM
Maybe she is protecting her eyes from the flash of the camera... :D :devil:

Sorry, someone had to say it!!! :angel:

Havok
Apr 17th, 2003, 02:36 AM
"hey, yeah it's me. so where did u hide my secret stash????? yes shit i got the money. so where do ya wanna meet. oh shoot sorry gotta call you back, i gotta sign something for these darn people.call u later"

CJ07
Apr 17th, 2003, 02:40 AM
Yes did you get my order?
I want extra fudge

good one Seles

MarcusRock
Apr 17th, 2003, 02:56 AM
It is just me or do you take some of the worst pictures. lol The player eye's are closed or they look all annoyed at the person taking the picture. Got any pics of Monica? lolDude, have you seen my picture thread? Most of the players there look happy as f*ck to be graced with my camera lens. I'll be bumping it up shortly so keep an eye out for it.

Jarrett
Apr 17th, 2003, 03:01 AM
I have seen your photos. And the photos I was able to load looked mad/not interested. Yahoo! Photo is so slow. ie Stevenson. Please don't take offence.

Zenith
Apr 17th, 2003, 03:30 AM
That party last night totally rocks.....ahhh man watch this stupid bitch. I ask her to get me some slims and she comes with a pen.

GBFH
Apr 17th, 2003, 03:33 AM
That party last night totally rocks.....ahhh man watch this stupid bitch. I ask her to get me some slims and she comes with a pen.

we have the winner :)

MarcusRock
Apr 17th, 2003, 03:36 AM
marcusrock...i have seen your photos...and you definitely cannot the light...I can so the light and my light eclipses your light not to mention your shadows. Let's not even discuss fokus. LOL.

MarcusRock
Apr 17th, 2003, 03:41 AM
marcus you couldn't discuss fokus right now because at this moment your light is waaaay out of fokus, ok? lol...Someone is itching to have my light (and shadows) proven to them ;)

Spirit
Apr 17th, 2003, 05:01 AM
Hello, security? This is Jennifer Capriati. Listen, there's a guy here with a camera who's been stalking me all day.

SerenasMelons
Apr 17th, 2003, 05:09 AM
Very funny, Naldo and Spirit...lmao!!

Brian Stewart
Apr 17th, 2003, 05:40 AM
"Yeah, I want you to take him out. That's T... E... "

or

Jen: "... blah blah blah blah...."

Fan: "Jen, would you sign this for me?"

Jen: "...blah blah... yeah, sure... *scribble*... there you go... blah blah..."

Fan: "Thanks, Jen, for ..cosigning my loan... sucker."

or

"Yeah, I can hear you now. Who the @&*&$% is this?"

or

"What do you mean what am I wearing?"

or

"Okay, Matthew, I'll grab some lubricants on the way home."

Glenn
Apr 17th, 2003, 08:39 AM
Jennifer: "Hey dad, it's me, some fans are asking for my cell phone number, what should I do?"

Stefano: "Tell them you have no cell phone!"

SerialKiller#69
Apr 17th, 2003, 08:45 AM
Jennifer: "Hey dad, it's me, some fans are asking for my cell phone number, what should I do?"

Stefano: "Tell them you have no cell phone!"


HAHAHAHAHAHA! now i have to wipe the monitor screen. :D

Lleyki
Apr 17th, 2003, 09:10 AM
Jennifer: "Hey dad, it's me, some fans are asking for my cell phone number, what should I do?"

Stefano: "Tell them you have no cell phone!"

LMAO :worship:

jenny161185
Apr 17th, 2003, 12:23 PM
so serena did you win today??? (serena answers)


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ADVANTAGE-IN
Apr 17th, 2003, 01:35 PM
Jen: Yo. Let Me Hit That Blunt!!

Fan: Err... It's A Pen Jen. Can I Get An Autograph??

Jen: No!! Get The Fuck 'outta Here!!!

Fan: Well I Never......

Jen: .. And U Never Will. Come Back When U Get Some Weed!! Then We Can Discuss The Autoghraph!!!!!

Mattographer
Apr 17th, 2003, 01:40 PM
Jennifer: "Hey dad, it's me, some fans are asking for my cell phone number, what should I do?"

Stefano: "Tell them you have no cell phone!"
:worship:

*abby*
Apr 17th, 2003, 01:41 PM
Jen: Yo. Let Me Hit That Blunt!!

Fan: Err... It's A Pen Jen. Can I Get An Autograph??

Jen: No!! Get The Fuck 'outta Here!!!

Fan: Well I Never......

Jen: .. And U Never Will. Come Back When U Get Some Weed!! Then We Can Discuss The Autoghraph!!!!!

:fiery: you are a grade A a-hole :fiery:

Mase
Apr 17th, 2003, 01:43 PM
Yeah let the weed jokes go man.........

ADVANTAGE-IN
Apr 17th, 2003, 01:47 PM
Thank U !!lol!! It's Your Turn To Lighten Up!!!!u Freaks!!!

Mattographer
Apr 17th, 2003, 01:47 PM
Jennifer: "What do you reckon of me now? I looks more sexy than Anna Kournikova!"

Unidenified fan: "What the fuck?! You looks drunk, Jen!!"

Jennifer: "Oh, you're funny!"

Mattographer
Apr 17th, 2003, 05:25 PM
Bump!!

WhatTheDeuce
Apr 17th, 2003, 05:30 PM
Jennifer: "Hey dad, it's me, some fans are asking for my cell phone number, what should I do?"

Stefano: "Tell them you have no cell phone!"
BEST ONE SO FAR :worship:

JCAP
Apr 17th, 2003, 05:48 PM
Lmfao

gourownway
Apr 17th, 2003, 05:59 PM
Ok, here we go:

"Look Xav, I told you if you can't get it up longer than 30 seconds then you can't get with me! How did you get this number anyway? Stop calling me. I have to go, some guy is trying to blind me with his flash again."

Cybelle Darkholme
Apr 17th, 2003, 06:02 PM
:fiery: you are a grade A a-hole :fiery:



what the heck is wrong with weed and weed jokes? are you people freaking holier than thou saints? Have you never done drugs before? Have you drank alochol? Smoked cigarettes? Well then you've done drugs. So get off your high freaking horse already!

Glenn
Apr 17th, 2003, 06:03 PM
Ok, here we go:

"Look Xav, I told you if you can't get it up longer than 30 seconds then you can't get with me! How did you get this number anyway? Stop calling me. I have to go, some guy is trying to blind me with his flash again."

LOL! :D

Mase
Apr 17th, 2003, 06:07 PM
I think everyone has done drugs before, no one is pretending to the the holier that thou you insinuated. But there isnt any one of us has had a freaking breakdown on TV asking people to let that shit go, and for some reason people love to bring the shit back up. All Im saying is I think people so try to let this drug thing go...

Dava
Apr 17th, 2003, 06:11 PM
"yes and I was walking my dog and... Oh my God what is that on Alexandras head, is that her hair or... never mind as I was saying I was walking my dog...

CappyMania
Apr 19th, 2003, 12:26 PM
http://www.angelfire.com/rock3/marcusrock/CapPhone.jpg



CappyMania: "Would you make love with me?"


Jen: "When? Tonight? OK!"

CappyMania: :bounce:

*abby*
Apr 19th, 2003, 12:43 PM
CappyMania: "Would you make love with me?"


Jen: "When? Tonight? OK!"

CappyMania: :bounce:
hard luck cappymania she will b with me <i wish> :drool: :hearts:

moby
Apr 19th, 2003, 12:50 PM
Its obviously an assasination attempt on Jennifer. Notice the drugged needle that's about to poke into Jenn's index finger...


Jenn : "Yeah, you know, ummm... like these eyedrops you bought are like ummm expired you know... OUCH!"

*abby*
Apr 19th, 2003, 01:25 PM
Its obviously an assasination attempt on Jennifer. Notice the drugged needle that's about to poke into Jenn's index finger...


Jenn : "Yeah, you know, ummm... like these eyedrops you bought are like ummm expired you know... OUCH!"

likin that one a lot :worship: :)

barmaid
Apr 19th, 2003, 02:33 PM
Jennifer, Ahh, like you know....what the f...k somebody is waving something in front of me.....I'm having lazer surgery in a couple of days....you know, in the meantime I can't see a f...ing thing!! :eek: :p :fiery:


barmaid :wavey:

S-T-E-V-E
Apr 19th, 2003, 03:06 PM
what the heck is wrong with weed and weed jokes? are you people freaking holier than thou saints? Have you never done drugs before? Have you drank alochol? Smoked cigarettes? Well then you've done drugs. So get off your high freaking horse already!


I understand why he/she call you an aswhole. Making Jokes about Jenny with Drugs isn't very fine - it's bullshit. Understand him, he's a Jenny fan like me and we don't want to hear something like that!

spyro
Apr 19th, 2003, 03:12 PM
LMAO @ Cappy pic....

"Hello, I'm on fire honey "

caramel
Apr 19th, 2003, 04:35 PM
Jenn: Hello this is Jennifer and I´m horny.
Guy (don´t know his name) : Are you naked?
Jenn: Sure
:wavey: