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Mark43
Apr 2nd, 2003, 07:24 PM
Hey Darren! I forgot to tell you that I kept seeing Darren Cahill (or, um you... I guess) at the Nasdaq 100 last week. Before the Mark Phillipusis match Darren was warming Andre up on stadium court and I was working the box seats so I walked down courtside to get a good look at the two.

Darren is quite cute up close. He seems to still be in excellent shape (is he older than Andre?). He does need to wear more sunscreen though...he has total Florida skin (red, overly tan face). But overall he is a hottie!

darren cahill
May 7th, 2003, 02:42 AM
Hey Darren! I forgot to tell you that I kept seeing Darren Cahill (or, um you... I guess) at the Nasdaq 100 last week. Before the Mark Phillipusis match Darren was warming Andre up on stadium court and I was working the box seats so I walked down courtside to get a good look at the two.

Darren is quite cute up close. He seems to still be in excellent shape (is he older than Andre?). He does need to wear more sunscreen though...he has total Florida skin (red, overly tan face). But overall he is a hottie!

Oh i agree Mark! And sorry it took so long to find this thread....being a bit bored i did a search with my name in it (well HIS name, and god, how narcissistic was that? doing a search for posts mentioning ME? :eek: )


anyways, i've met Darren on two ocassions and he is really nice and yes, HOT! he does have that weathered look though...like hes real leathery if that makes sense...way too much sun...i was looking at his hands while he signed my book and they were so rough looking...i've told quite a few stories about him on these threads so i'll spare you them again...unless of course you dont mind hearing them again? asking him to dinner was a classic as was me going on and on about my fave match of his and wasnt even a match he played! took a while to get my foot out of my mouth with that one! Speaking of feet....he has really cute feet too....and anyone who knows me knows thats of utmost importance!

thanks for thinking of me! :kiss:

Mark43
May 7th, 2003, 03:03 AM
OH MY GAWD, Darren!!! This is too funny.

You asked him out to dinner???

You went on and on about your fav match of his...and he wasn't even involved in the match??

Do tell!
Do tell ALL!

This sounds like my kinda gossip! yay!

darren cahill
May 7th, 2003, 03:06 AM
OH MY GAWD, Darren!!! This is too funny.

You asked him out to dinner???

You went on and on about your fav match of his...and he wasn't even involved in the match??

Do tell!
Do tell ALL!

This sounds like my kinda gossip! yay!

ok, i'll tell....(that didnt take much arm twisting now did it?) dont go anywhere...i'll post in a sec

darren cahill
May 7th, 2003, 03:16 AM
I'll try to make this brief as i'm sure i've posted this a million times.....i met him at the Ericcson (when it was still that) in 2000 and he was still Hewitts coach...they were on a back court on the day before the first day of play....me and my friend were there on vacation and were on key biscayne and i think it was only like 5 bucks to wander the grounds and watch qualifiying and the various people on the practise courts...i waited over ONE HOUR for hewitt to finish and he wasnt very friendly...i do like him though but i would never approach him after how he acted...i was waiting for Darren though as i always liked him and when they came off the court ---hewitt i'm assuming figured i was waiting for him and he said "I'm not signing today" i said "well ok, i was waiting for darren though" there was a lot of tension between darren and hewitt, i felt darren was embarrased that he got attention and probably was gonna get an ass whopping later for that! LOL

when darren was signing my book (and i also have a pic i'll post that i took of him) i told him he was a fave of mine and i loved the match of him and Lendl at the us open in 1988 when he reached the semis and how happy i was for him and he said "thats funny, i never played Lendl at the open" well Mark, talk about total humiliation...i wanted to cry literally cause i was so nervous anyways, and then to really fuck that up...i felt like that was my chance to prove i did know who he was....i think he realized how bitchy he sounded and he saved it by saying "i did play Lendl at Wimbledon that year and i'm sure thats what you are thinking of" and i said "yes" even though i wasnt....i looked it up when i got home and sure enough, he played Wilander at the US open (semis) and Lendl played Agassi...i could just KICK myself! thats when i said me and some friends were going to the hard rock for dinner later and did he want to come...he never answered me....

also met him later that summer at the US open and he rememberd me...i said "i met you before" and he said "i know, it was here last year" and i said, no it was at the Ericson and he said 'well i know you from somewhere" it was kinda creepy now that i think of it cause i am sure i was the only autograph requests he got and remembered me cause no one else pines for him like i do! he was very nice though...met Pat Cash right after that and he was the nicest of them all...imagine that!

photo time! darren cahill (still managing to smile even after i screwed up his match history!)

darren cahill
May 7th, 2003, 03:21 AM
darren again...with the shirt off...oddly enough...i know hes straight but this guy knew how to work an audience..i was the only one watching him and hewitt and he stood right in front of me the whole time...just posing and stuff, i know he loved my constant camera clicking...and i was more than happy to oblige...

Mark43
May 7th, 2003, 03:35 AM
Haha! Great stories and pics, Darren!

I wonder why he didn't tell you that he played Wilander instead of Lendl in that US semi...cause I am pretty sure that was the only US semi he reached, so it was an easy mistake on your part since he WAS in the semies that year, regardless of who he played.

Wow...Darren looks hot with his shirt off.

Funny also that he didn't even answer the dinner invite...I bet he didn't know what to say. You big stalker! Haha!

Thanks for retelling the stories. I totally enjoyed reading them.

p.s. Lletyon Hewitt is such a twt!

darren cahill
May 7th, 2003, 03:37 AM
Mark, he was probably afraid to reply to the dinner invite as i was practically shaking at the site of him and just stuttering and stammering and then almost in tears when he busted my match stats...he thought...damn, i got me a miami queen on my hands...did i tell you about the part while taking his photo...hewitt yells out "I'm leaving now" and just walked off...you could just tell darren was so tense...like hewitt was a real hand full

Keith
May 7th, 2003, 03:38 AM
LOL...very funny story!

darren cahill
May 7th, 2003, 03:40 AM
:wavey: KEITH!!!

its funny cause Hewitt first acted all big and bad saying "NOT SIGNING TODAY" and then when darren got some attention (albeit fucked up attention LOL) he was just stewing standing there...i could feel the daggers and he was behind me!

darren cahill
May 7th, 2003, 03:41 AM
darren giving me shade....doing a bit of vogueing here...no eye contact with the gay stalker!

Keith
May 7th, 2003, 03:41 AM
I dont really care for Hewitt, I saw him lose last year to Rusedski at Indianapolis. He is hot, but looks like a dick

Keith
May 7th, 2003, 03:41 AM
I had no idea Cahill ever made the semis of a slam?!

darren cahill
May 7th, 2003, 03:43 AM
I dont really care for Hewitt, I saw him lose last year to Rusedski at Indianapolis. He is hot, but looks like a dick


its funny cause Hewitt is actually my favorite player....i just dont care for him in person...i had no desire to meet/talk to him...he just gave off this unapproachable vibe..which is cool...but i was like, dont be all bossy saying you aint signing, then get all pissed off when your coach gets some attention...i just loved the "I"M LEAVING" comment...i felt like i was trapped in Madonnas Truth or dare documentary

Keith
May 7th, 2003, 03:45 AM
I have to clean...the TV repairman is coming tomorrow, but I don't want to.

darren cahill
May 7th, 2003, 03:45 AM
I had no idea Cahill ever made the semis of a slam?!


yeah, he knocked Becker out of the 2nd round that year which opened his section of the draw

Keith
May 7th, 2003, 03:49 AM
Ya know...regardign your name...In some thread a while ago, some homophone posted something like "Darren Cahill us a homo?! I just KNEW it, I bet that is why Lleyton dumped him" I just was laughing...like that really was darren...

darren cahill
May 7th, 2003, 03:51 AM
Ya know...regardign your name...In some thread a while ago, some homophone posted something like "Darren Cahill us a homo?! I just KNEW it, I bet that is why Lleyton dumped him" I just was laughing...like that really was darren...


yeah i remember seeing that!! if it were only true...i would have really thrown myself at him that day...my boyfriend was so embarrased as it was for me...he just left (hey, like hewitt but with a lot less fanfare) which is why i dont have a pic of me WITH Darren cause Kevin said enough is enough with you and your fawning over him!

Keith
May 7th, 2003, 03:52 AM
Well, when I met Jennifer, I was a total tart about it. Gawd, I cannot beleive it. Heh

darren cahill
May 7th, 2003, 03:54 AM
Keith, if you do decide to come visit me in the summer...and we go to the legg mason, we can do some stalking there....andy and his gay self will be here and Andre too so that means------------STEFFI AND DARREN! RTOFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL L...only i would go to tournaments to stalk the players coaches and wives!

darren cahill
May 7th, 2003, 03:55 AM
Well, when I met Jennifer, I was a total tart about it. Gawd, I cannot beleive it. Heh


i didnt know that you met our queen jennifer!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE SHARE! pre or post shoplifting/drugs?

darren cahill
May 7th, 2003, 03:56 AM
That would be great. Although Andy does not do it for me, my BF likes him. But yes, I want to stalk Steffi. Maybe I will jokingly lunge at her...ya know,for old times sake...I am going to delete this post in 5 minutes lol


well i am gonna copy it then so its still there! SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keith
May 7th, 2003, 03:59 AM
Yeah, I've told the Jen story as many times as my story with playing Tim Henman in a set of tennis...

I was walking around the US Open grounds last year, like la dee freakin da...

I turn around and there, like 2 feet from me is the legendary one. I screamed "JENNUFAHHHHHH!" And I completely startled her, she looked at me like, "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?!?!" And I just stood there with my mouth wide open and my eyes all aglaze. She must have stood there for 10 seconds waiting for me to ask her for something, then she just smiled, waved me off and went away. My mom and BF were surprised I did nothing. I stood there and was said "Was that Jennifer?!" I mean, was she standing right here in front of me?!?!?" It was totally surreal. Next time, Im gonna be cool about it

darren cahill
May 7th, 2003, 04:01 AM
Yeah, I've told the Jen story as many times as my story with playing Tim Henman in a set of tennis...

I was walking around the US Open grounds last year, like la dee freakin da...

I turn around and there, like 2 feet from me is the legendary one. I screamed "JENNUFAHHHHHH!" And I completely startled her, she looked at me like, "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?!?!" And I just stood there with my mouth wide open and my eyes all aglaze. She must have stood there for 10 seconds waiting for me to ask her for something, then she just smiled, waved me off and went away. My mom and BF were surprised I did nothing. I stood there and was said "Was that Jennifer?!" I mean, was she standing right here in front of me?!?!?" It was totally surreal. Next time, Im gonna be cool about it


yeah i remembered the story once i saw it again! it is funny how star struck you get...i was at the us open last year too and saw Jen a few times...coming from the players lounge to the practise courts...with her hot ass brother

the best line in your post was "my mom and BF"....what a cool mom you must have!

darren cahill
May 7th, 2003, 04:03 AM
ok keefs...i am turning in...i am beat down mother f#cking exhausted....nice chatting with ya and we'll talk more about you coming here as it gets closer...plus i'll fill ya in on whos playing the event here as i here more about it...they usuallly announce more people after the french open...

take care

Thanks Mark for starting the thread...sorry it took so long to get to you...i didnt ignore it!

Keith
May 7th, 2003, 04:03 AM
Yeah, even though she smokes and says 'shit' a lot.

IT was cool, because earlier in that day, she was practicing and I was standing there when she came on teh courts...I was such a kid about it and then we went up on the bleachers and as she was practicing, I waved at her...and she smiled at me. I mean, I love Jen and she has huge teeth and I was able to clearly see her smiling 200 feet away

louloubelle
May 7th, 2003, 11:02 AM
Ya know...regardign your name...In some thread a while ago, some homophone posted something like "Darren Cahill us a homo?! I just KNEW it, I bet that is why Lleyton dumped him" I just was laughing...like that really was darren...

Keith and Darren. I did hear a rumour that Darren Cahill was gay! Hope this makes your day.

I was getting a haircut and the hairdresser and I started talking about Aussie rules footy and she mentioned that she knew Jack Cahill (Darrens dad who was an AFL coach) and then said it was common knowledge that Darren was gay. I said 'serious' and she swore black and blue that it was true.

It was probably 5 or 6 (or more) years ago so maybe he just had a fling at the time!

darren cahill
May 7th, 2003, 08:40 PM
louloubelle! first of all, its very rude of you to get a gay boys hopes up and then send them crashing if you are lying! LOL

if this is indeed true...i am sending you a private message now with my phone number, my address and a small note for you to copy down to give to your friends to pass to darren! i'm counting on yuo! ;)

louloubelle
May 8th, 2003, 12:47 PM
louloubelle! first of all, its very rude of you to get a gay boys hopes up and then send them crashing if you are lying! LOL

if this is indeed true...i am sending you a private message now with my phone number, my address and a small note for you to copy down to give to your friends to pass to darren! i'm counting on yuo! ;)

First of all I'm not lying... how could this info be doubted when i got it off a hairdresser... the manager at that!! :D

BUT

I have never seen the hairdresser again. It was one of those cheapo cut places that hire and lose employees all the time. The next time I went she wasn't there... sorry I can't pass your message on :sad: ;)

Mark43
May 9th, 2003, 10:15 PM
Keith, if you do decide to come visit me in the summer...and we go to the legg mason, we can do some stalking there....andy and his gay self will be here and Andre too so that means------------STEFFI AND DARREN! RTOFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL L...only i would go to tournaments to stalk the players coaches and wives!

Dude I was totally stalking Steffi in Miami this year. I was ushering the box seats and Steffi was always sitting in the shaded 300 level right abover where the ushers stand. I would always leave my post and run over to the post that Miss Steffi was sitting above and I would stand there and just stare at her for a minute or two. The I would get ultra embarrassed when she would glance my way (since she, and EVERYONE else were facing the court and I had my back to it staring at her) and it was obvious that I was just stalking her. Then I would run back to my post all proud/humiliated!

I swear I thought I would be over shit like this at age 36...but, NO!
:wavey:

Oh Darren...what were Darren's other big results? Didn't he beat Jimmy + JohnKnee Mac a few times as well as that US semi?

darren cahill
May 10th, 2003, 04:51 PM
Hey Mark :wavey: :wavey:

I dont have too much info on Darren (so much for being a fave of mine huh??? plus i do have a history of bungling what info i do have!)

but this stuff i do know...his best grand slam result aside from the 1988 US open semis where he lost to Wilander was the 1990 US open where he got to the 4th round losing to Becker in 5 sets....he had beaten Goran the round before in 5 sets...

i'm not sure if he beat Jimmy...something tells me he didnt....but i know he beat John when Darren won the tournament he won in 1991 in Oakland i believe...he beat Brad Gilbert in the final! :eek: 2 of andres coaches in a final against each other....Darren beat John in the quarters i think....

do you remember Derrrick Rostagno? Now he had a history of beating higher ranked guys in majors...he beat Jimmy at Wimbledon on that super sunday thing...where they made up for the week of rain....he beat Sampras there too in 1991 (before Pete won wimbledon but still) and beat John there as well (forget the year..maybe 1990) and also just barely lost to Becker at Wimbledon in 1989 when in the second round and match point for Derrick...Becker hit a net cord that bounced over derrick and landed in....that was a 5 set thriller...and Rostagno was cute as all get out! :hearts: met him too at the 1995 US open and talk about a guy thrilled to have a fan....he even asked me if i was going to his 2nd round match (against chang) and i said i couldnt make it cause we were only there for the 1st round and he was like 'oh man, come on, i need some support"....he was so approachable and did i mention cute???

irma
May 10th, 2003, 08:55 PM
do you remember Derrrick Rostagno? Now he had a history of beating higher ranked guys in majors...he beat Jimmy at Wimbledon on that super sunday thing...where they made up for the week of rain....he beat Sampras there too in 1991 (before Pete won wimbledon but still) and beat John there as well (forget the year..maybe 1990) and also just barely lost to Becker at Wimbledon in 1989 when in the second round and match point for Derrick...Becker hit a net cord that bounced over derrick and landed in....that was a 5 set thriller...and Rostagno was cute as all get out! :hearts: met him too at the 1995 US open and talk about a guy thrilled to have a fan....he even asked me if i was going to his 2nd round match (against chang) and i said i couldnt make it cause we were only there for the 1st round and he was like 'oh man, come on, i need some support"....he was so approachable and did i mention cute???

steffi also liked him. I know from an interview, so he had another admirer;)

Mark43
May 11th, 2003, 01:02 AM
Hey Darren and Irma! :wavey: ,

Count me in as a big Derrick Rostango fan. I thought he was really handsome and had wonderful pale eyes with that thick dark hair (which was a MULLET half the time he was playing...but, he was so cute I forgave him). He always seemed super cool and a really smart guy. Did he go to Stanford? That is soooo funny that he was thrilled that you were a fan. I would have figured he had ton's of stalkers with his looks and all those big, well publicized upsets over the years. Although I had no idea he was still playing in 1995...ooops!

I remember the final that Darren won over Gilbert in SF, 1991. I lived in Berkeley and we always got the finals on tv (I only went in person a few years here and there...me=dumbass!). I saw the 1979, 1990 and 1992 tournies. They moved the tournament to San Jose (uh...WHATEVER!) in the mid 90s and that was way too far away (and skanky) for me.

So Darren who else have you stalked? I love these stories. :D

darren cahill
May 11th, 2003, 01:23 AM
hey Mark...i found my program from the US open that year and i dont know why i thought he was playing chang in the next round...it was Renzo Furlan (?) i sure as hell dont recall him saying come and cheer me on against Furlan...for the life of me i cant remember why Chang came up in the conversation....i must remember it wrong but he did lose that 2nd round to Fuerlan....i do remember it was on the grandstand court...Derrick had been out of play for a while after a shoulder surgery and i threw that in there so he knew i knew who he was...i'm always big on throwing in the big facts (which as you know i messed up with Cahill)..you often see these fans run up to certain players for autographs and you know they dont have any idea of who you are....they just see you with a players badge on...so i told him i was glad he was back after his surgery and hoped he;d do well and erase any bad memories of the Becker loss...thats when he asked me to come cheer him on....he had a huge autograph..it takes up almost the whole back page of my program...he is stunning in person AND BIG! he has these almost transparent blue eyes against that deep olive skin tone and black as night hair......



oh, i'm back...just drifting off into dream world with Derrick...i think i even pitched a tent! :eek:

also stalked pat cash at the 2001 US open! my fave encounter of them all...a near naked Pat Cash! :o Wearing NOTHING but a pair of shorts....and he was HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT and so very nice....i know he comes across as an ass at times but he was beyond nice...he was so friendly is scared me. he was so nice i felt i could have asked for a hug and a kiss but i didnt! LOL...(nice feet too! you know thats important to me)....i've told his story on here before too...i just lingered around his commentary booth ALL DAY LONG....snapping photos and waiting around for him to leave the booth....it is amazing what some of these people are wearing while doing commentary..he was in shorts the WHOLE time and a sports jacket only for on air time....i watched 3 god awful matches just so i could stay next to his booth! finally snagged him during a Chanda Rubin match (which she threw up during! YUK) and since it was a womens match he wasnt calling it and he came out of the booth and sat right next to the stairwell in the section behind the booth that was roped off and i went and sat with him (after staring at him for almost 30 minutes) i listened as he called some company to order grips for his rackets (heard his whole credit card #...couldnt believe he read it out loud like that) he was reading some spirtual book that i cant remember the title now...but something like "i'm ok with god" or something like that...after he signed my book he even looked through to see who else signed it and commented on some of the people...he saw i had quite a few aussies like Rafter and Cahill and said i should be an honorary aussie...he was so charming...just loved him

have you heard my Tracy Austin story?

gotta run...the boyfriends yelling for me.....

Mark43
May 11th, 2003, 04:32 AM
Thanks for the stories Darren! I love reading them. Tracy Austin Story? Do tell!!

Yeah I have always loved the wonderful Pat Cash. He is so sexy. That face. Those eyes...THOSE THIGHS! That ass! Oh Pat. I remember when he was making another comeback at Wimbledon 1992, playing another old war horse...McEnroe, and Pat had that ponytail and was so to die for!

We just got back from sushi and cosmos (a Sat night staple in SoBe and the extent of my 'going out'). I better hit the couch and watch MadTV!

Oh, yeah you are so right about Derricks pale eyes and olive skin/black hair combo...simply the best!

:wavey:

darren cahill
May 11th, 2003, 04:42 AM
Hey again Mark! :wavey:

the Tracy Austin story was the same day as the Pat Cash story....i went to watch Mary Pierce play Stevenson (YUK) on the Armstrong court...(this must have been 2000 and not 2001 like i said about cash cause it was the year Mary won the french) and i always try to get seats close to the booth cause thats where the old players like Cash, Tracy etc will be...after the match (which Mary won THANK GOD) Tracy signed my book and took some pics and being i was the only one there (LOL...poor Tracy) she talked a bit (she seemed nice...but not as nice as Cash which intrigued me cause i liked thinking a bitch was beneath the surface...and by the way she was pregnant too) she asked me what i thought of stevenson and i told her i was a fan of Marys and wouldnt have come in to see Alex had mary not been her oppenant and she said well do you like her game and i said 'no not really" she asked me something about her back hand and wasnt it great to see a one handed back hand and i said "well what good does it do her if she hits it a mile long into the back fence every time" and when she did hit it in, mary clobbered it...and i said "why all the questions about Alex when Mary was obviously the star attraction" and she said "well, I;m ALexandras mentor in the wta program" well i about croaked...i stammered a bit with things like "well she has potential, she is just raw..." blah blah...she just turned away and put the headset back on...i was like BITCH...my bf was there and said "what did you say to her?" he could tell from far away she seemed annoyed....i'm rather proud that i irratated Tracy austin.

foot once again inserted into mouth

Good lord...you're drinking again???? cosmos? Who are you? Carrie Bradshaw? ;)

darren cahill
May 11th, 2003, 04:44 AM
mark, do you ever go to the open? We should see a match together some time?

by the way...i did see your Steffi-stalking stories you mentioned...i did read your updates from the Nasdaq every day...i really enjoyed them

Mark43
May 11th, 2003, 05:46 AM
What a great Tracy story. I cannot see her mentoring a crazy, emotional player like Alex. Tracy was so the opposite ('cept for all the tics on court). I had a feeling she was a real bi-Atch. i friend in high school transfered in from LA during my junior year. Apparently she had dated an ex boyfriend of tracy the previous year in Rolling Hills and she said that Tracy was a complete jealous asshole to her when ever they ran into one another.

I have never been to the US Open, unfortunately. I would like to go, but since Miami is like the US Open latin style and I get to see pretty much everyone up close, I always think that I might as well save the money and pretend the Open is in March!

I only had 2 cosmos...but I got totally bloated from the sushi/soy sauce...eek. I was watching Carrie Bradshaw before we hit the restaurant. I love her, but that girl needs to gain some weight!

:wavey:

MLF
May 11th, 2003, 10:40 AM
I dont have too much info on Darren ...
i'm not sure if he beat Jimmy...something tells me he didnt


No, he didn't. They only ever played once.

Darren Cahill (AUS) vs. Jimmy Connors (USA)

1987-02-23 Key Biscayne Hardcourt R32 Jimmy Connors (USA) 6-3 6-3 6-1

Jimmy Connors (USA) leads 1:0


Hope you don't mind me intruding on your thread, but some nice stories there. All I remember about Rostagno is the mullet. Very '80s. There was a picture in one of the tabloids of him at Wimbledon in the '80s pictured with '80s pop queen Samantha Fox. Enough hairspray in that one photo to have single handedly destroyed the Ozone layer. I only remember the pic because as a kid I loved Sam :o

My embarrassing tennis related story comes from 1990 when I was at wimbledon for the first time as a wide eyed young teen. Anyway I was sitting on a bench at court 7 watching a very young Maggie Maleeva playing Catarina Lindqvist. It is a small court with no stands and the person behind me kept nudging into the back of my head every time spectators were passing through the corridors separating the outside courts. Eventually too irritated to stay quiet after the 36th nudge I turned round and tutted sourly and gave a dirty look only to discover that the person behind me having a look at Maggie was none other than Chris Evert :o She was with Andy and a few other people. She apologised and said she hoped she wasn't spoiling the match for me. I lied and said not at all. She had a quick chat - she seemed to think Maggie was destined for great things ( unfortunately she never lived up to it ) and didn't seem to mind when I said Navratilova was my favourite player.


I don't get star struck at all as when I was a student I worked on the club scene in London and got used to seeing stars. Tennis wise I've shared a table in a restaurant with Kveta Hrdlickova ( lovely ) and accommodation with Emmanuelle Gagliardi ( witch ).

darren cahill
May 11th, 2003, 02:26 PM
oh mark......... i love Carrie/Sarah jessica just as she is...i just adore her! :confused:

loved your line about tracy and her tics! so true....

Mark43
May 11th, 2003, 05:37 PM
Hey MirjanaLfan!

Great story about Chris bumping into you! Do you have anymore?

I think we should rename this the celebrity stories/stalker/star f*cker thread....hmm?

Darren, I love SJP/Carrie also...but last night I was watching an old show from the third season (??) on HBO, and it just struck me again how thin these woman all are. All they do is drink vodka and eat constantly and they never gain a pound...besides Miranda.

Those bitches!

darren cahill
May 11th, 2003, 05:48 PM
so its a jealousy thing? LOL...

I also thought Charlotte looked a bit 'hippy' to me...she has an odd shape...dont get me wrong..she looks great...just oddly shaped...Carries had her thin moments but shes incredible...i just love her to death! she looked great last season when she was pregnant...i just saw a commercial for the new season in about a month...

Mark, by the way..you love to rip on Amy Frazier dont you? Saw your posts on that challenger thread!

Mark43
May 13th, 2003, 04:20 AM
Yeah those bi-Atches on Sex + City are to die for. They always inspire me to make new cocktails!

But Darren, I was actaully shocked that Amy Frazier lost 1 + 1 in the quarters of a Challenger. I have always felt sorry for Amy. She seems like such a good person...she always says thank you to the ball kids when they give her a ball! I wish she could have been more successful, she really deserves it.

Did you see the Three's Company TV movie? What a trainwreck! I could not look away. First of all, the actress that played Suzanne Somers was totally wrong and Joyce DeWitt (who produced) came off looking like an angel. Plus ALL of the historical inaccuracy's (I am a stickler for dates! and can remember EVERYTHING about Farrah Fawcett. They kept talking about Farrah and getting the dates wrong!).

Gawd, I loved it! :eek:

darren cahill
May 13th, 2003, 10:59 PM
Hello Mark! :wavey:

I agree with you about Amy...she did always come across very pleasant and sweet....i just noticed you gave her a hard time quite a bit! I see she models her on court demeanor like that of Stevenson! LOL...Have you ever seen the way Alex acts towards the ball kids and stuff...such disdain...shes quite a sour apple that one...

sorry to say i missed the 3's company thing..i had planned on watching it but happy to say i was in the midst of a sex-romp so that always over rules any other activities....it was simple math really

boyfriend out of town + place to myself = my infedelities...(my one weakness!)

god i just realized how awful that makes me sound! Geez...oh well...moving along...so tell me what inaccuracy's did that movie have??? I've seen so many 'behind the scenes" or those E hollywood true stories on that show and Joyce Dewitt comes off as so extrememly bitter and it was AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGES ago....it the one sense i dont blame Suzanne Somers for wanting more than she was getting...i mean SHE was the star really...and making tons less than John Ritter...i remember seeing a special on Laverne and Shirley ( :eek: :o ) and how one time when their show was # 1 for the year and they had asked for more money the head of whatever said "i have 2 words for you...Suzanne Somers" meaning...dont ask and if you do...you're fired too...Cindy WIlliams said everyone at ABC was so afraid to even breathe cause they knew if they fired Suzanne Somers and gave Farrah Fawcett all sorts of troubles that they'd can lesser stars. Its so funny now how they throws heaps of money on the cast of Friends and Helen Hunt and paul reiser were getting 1 million AN EPISODE that one year and i just heard Ray Ramono is getting what??? 1.5 an episode? you look back now and realize she wasnt asking for all that much...it has to hurt though to be someone like Joyce who was probably never asked to be the covers of magazines and see Suzanne constantly spotlighted but you have to be big enough to say "hey, shes bringing fans to the show"

anyways...please dish on the details that were wrong...i know you loved your Farrah Fawcett! ME TOO! I kid you not Mark...we are MEANT TO BE TOGETHER!

well i must go...i have a few more nights left for some booty calls and must change my sheets....its like that famous line from "Field of Dreams"

have nice/clean/fresh bed and sexy man will cum

or something like that!

hey, by the way...what are YOU doing tonight? I'm just about to put nice fresh sheets on the bed........ :p

Mark43
May 22nd, 2003, 05:03 PM
Hi darren!

hope you had fun last week! I was busy doing some animation for Disney.

They just got the years wrong with Farrah and tried to make it seem like she wanted a fortune to stay on Angels (she did ask for more money but she really just quit the show to do movies).

Now back to tennis! Did you hear about Steffi being pregnant again? I was looking forward to seeing her play again in Paris but I am happy for her and Andre.

darren cahill
May 22nd, 2003, 09:49 PM
Hello Mark! :wavey:

Nice to hear from you!

yes, i did have 'lots o' fun' last week! I'm still a bit sore! LOL

anyhow...about Farrah...i didnt realize she asked for more money...i thought it was more like she asked for merchandising money and stuff like that? didnt she find some loophole in her contract that she sorta jumped at ? i feel like it was something to do with all the merchandising?

What do you do Mark? Do you actually work in films or something? Thats really incredible! :worship:

Yeah, i heard about Steffi....that woman would do ANYTHING NOT to have to play doubles next week huh? ROTFLLLLLLLLLL...kidding aside...i am really happy for her...i miss her like nobodys business and i wish i saw her more but then you know whats weird? is i miss her something awful and yet i'm kinda glad i DONT see her all the time all over the joint cause it keeps her allure/icon status/mystique about her even more powerful...dont ya think? Shes definately an enigma. ( did i use that right?) I just hope shes happy...after all the joy i've gotten from her i can only wish it back in return... :angel:

darren cahill
May 24th, 2003, 05:35 PM
Mark...one other question for you in the 'train wreck of a tv movie' mode...

did you happen to see any of the travesty that was Cybill Shepherd as Martha Stewart??? Good lord almighty....seeing ads for it i thought it was great casting...man was i off! Cybil was horrible...which i found odd cause i love cybil in comedy but i realized she needs to stick to comedy/slapstick like Moonlighting and her own sitcom cause she was good in those but I dont think shes good enough to play another real life person and not be Cybil...i kept watching thinking its Cybil being Cybil....i never bought that she was someone else...you know like how Meryl Streep always loses herself in her parts...Cybil cant do that...it was just horrible! did you see any of it? cant wait to her your take if you did! :wavey:

Mark43
May 24th, 2003, 05:58 PM
Damn, I was working that night. I totally forgot it was on. I wanted to see it cause it looked horrible! I love Cybill!

I do motion graphics and print graphic design. I freelance so i don't work that much, but when I do, it is usually last minute and on a major deadline.