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c2
Mar 16th, 2003, 09:53 PM
;) ;) ;) right? I mean Jenn & Kim are so fat, and Lindsay has such a terrible attitude, that tennis and humanity in general would be better off if they retired pronto~!

What are earth are such fat, untalented, bad-attitude players even doing in the top ten??? Obviously it's a fluke, or other players having off days so they can win! Right? RIGHT!

:wavey:

AjdeNate!
Mar 16th, 2003, 09:54 PM
I see your humour here.... :wavey:

Elke
Mar 16th, 2003, 09:57 PM
;) ;) ;) right? I mean Jenn & Kim are so fat, and Lindsay has such a terrible attitude, that tennis and humanity in general would be better off if they retired pronto~!

What are earth are such fat, untalented, bad-attitude players even doing in the top ten??? Obviously it's a fluke, or other players having off days so they can win! Right? RIGHT!

:wavey:
Well, you couldn't be more right!
they are sooooo fat, their buts cover all the court, and they can't bring back any balls bec they can't move all their mass... It's a shame they even try to play, they really make a fool of themselves!;););)
:D
:wavey:

WhatTheDeuce
Mar 16th, 2003, 09:57 PM
Despite Jen being fat, she still moves on the court better than almost anyone. Despite Kim being fat, she also still moves better than anyone. Lindsay's attitude may win her matches but it has contributed to her losing 5 of her last 6 finals or something like that...

WhatTheDeuce
Mar 16th, 2003, 09:59 PM
I can't beleive you don't think it affects her game cause it CLEARLY does. Lindsay knows it. Pam and Mary Joe know it...She just needs to get it together...

c2
Mar 16th, 2003, 10:00 PM
Open a door, and a moron walks right in. dlandy, you never disappoint !

c2
Mar 16th, 2003, 10:02 PM
Elke - you are so right. they are just embarrassing themselves out there! why on earth someone doesn't take these girls aside and tell them to quit I don't know. After all they just earned 350-thousand dollars and 163-thousand dollars respectively today! Who wants to deal with failure like that?? :confused:

WhatTheDeuce
Mar 16th, 2003, 10:03 PM
Open a door, and a moron walks right in. dlandy, you never disappoint !

Explain to me how what I say makes me a moron? I think her attitude affects her game and you don't. This makes me a moron? If everyone who has a different opinion than you is a moron then there are alot of morons on this board...NOW EXPLAIN to me why what I'm saying makes me a moron? JUST EXPLAIN...

WhatTheDeuce
Mar 16th, 2003, 10:05 PM
Elke - you are so right. they are just embarrassing themselves out there! why on earth someone doesn't take these girls aside and tell them to quit I don't know. After all they just earned 350-thousand dollars and 163-thousand dollars respectively today! Who wants to deal with failure like that?? :confused:

I never said she wasn't having success. I never said she was a failure. She's a great player who could be playing better if she tries to stay more positive on court. I'm still trying to think what I said to make you so upset... :confused:

Martian KC
Mar 16th, 2003, 10:09 PM
C2ygdyhqjqw, your post would've had a much more impact, if you actually attended an English class in school.

c2
Mar 16th, 2003, 10:14 PM
hey, looky here... it's a moron convention~!

WhatTheDeuce
Mar 16th, 2003, 10:15 PM
you are a real ass. just explain what makes me a moron...do u even have a reason or will u just keep saying the same thing :rolleyes:

WhatTheDeuce
Mar 16th, 2003, 10:17 PM
oh and i love the english in your first post :rolleyes: better look it over before handing it to the teacher...

WtaTour4Ever
Mar 16th, 2003, 10:18 PM
Who says Kim is Fat?

c2
Mar 16th, 2003, 10:26 PM
check out the "What Kim can prove in Sydney tonight" thread that disposable hero pulled back up. Some great thinker like dlandy called her "Fat Kim". :rolleyes:

WhatTheDeuce
Mar 16th, 2003, 10:28 PM
will u just explain for the 1000th time why i am a moron? and stop insulting me for no reason...

c2
Mar 16th, 2003, 10:30 PM
oh and dlandy... you seem to be going to quite an effort to piss me off but you see, you mouth-breathing putz, I ignored you and your buddies a long time ago so save your energy. I haven't read a thing you've written. ha ha! :p

MarcusRock
Mar 16th, 2003, 10:33 PM
LOL @ all of you http://www.angelfire.com/rock3/marcusrock/Tongue.gif

Freewoman33
Mar 16th, 2003, 10:33 PM
Rotflmao

WhatTheDeuce
Mar 16th, 2003, 10:36 PM
Whether you can read this or not, I just want to apologize for anything I said to offend you. You said Lindsay's attitude is fine and she still wins. I said it affects her game because she's losing more often in finals. A simple difference in opinion and you go nuts and call me a moron. Whatever offended you, I'm sorry, but I think I've been reasonable...

WhatTheDeuce
Mar 16th, 2003, 10:42 PM
lol i know guys this seems realloy dumb and funny but do you see why im confused :confused: i mean, i just had a different opinion than him and he went off about my bad spelling and that he disagreed with me...and now he's all pissed...i dont get it...(by the way this argument started in the thread about lindsays attitude)

Elke
Mar 16th, 2003, 10:43 PM
I just replied this for fun, but this is funnier!:eek: Lol

WhatTheDeuce
Mar 16th, 2003, 10:43 PM
lol

Hulet
Mar 16th, 2003, 10:46 PM
I don't get the joke. Somebody explain it to me. May be I am a moron, too? :confused: :confused:

WhatTheDeuce
Mar 16th, 2003, 10:47 PM
they are laughing at how stupid this argument is...

c2
Mar 16th, 2003, 10:58 PM
oh and another thing. KIM and LINDSAY should be forced to return the prize money! and Jennifer too, if she got any! These chunkies obviously don't deserve it. Portly, jiggly, square-bodied players with bad attitudes = NO!

J_Migoe
Mar 16th, 2003, 10:59 PM
I always thought Kim was fat!

WhatTheDeuce
Mar 16th, 2003, 11:00 PM
lol c2 u r crazy

c2
Mar 16th, 2003, 11:00 PM
:rolleyes: at J-Migoe

baleineau
Mar 16th, 2003, 11:30 PM
I think Jen is more toned than the size of her body suggests. i'm not sure she's carrying as much body fat as, say, Kim, who really could do with losing some weight. Kim's NOT fat, but she is carrying some excess weight. She has to stretch for a lot of shots and even resorts to doing the splits. If she lost a bit of weight, she'd be lighter on the court. Having said that, it looks like she has a genetic disposition towards a heavy build.

Losing a bit of extra weight helped Davenport's game a *lot* in 97/98. But, I agree, Lindsay gives up too easily if her timing is off. Sometimes she just doesn't seem interested in fighting through a bad day.

That;s harder to solve. But dropping 4-8kg isn't that hard, especially for someone playing a lot of tennis. If Kim committed to better fitness, she may just have a chance against the Williams sisters.

xan
Mar 16th, 2003, 11:32 PM
It's not fat!

It's all MUSCLE.
They're both incredibly solid players with lots of energy.

brunof
Mar 16th, 2003, 11:38 PM
No one is more toned than the Williams' and no one ever will be :p :rolleyes: Hehe...

TSequoia01
Mar 16th, 2003, 11:46 PM
Jen and Kim are so fat; that Kim irons her tennis skirt in the driveway while Jen presses hers in the parking lot at Kmart. ;) :p

bis2806
Mar 17th, 2003, 12:44 AM
Kim is fat anyway :rolleyes:

darren cahill
Mar 17th, 2003, 12:50 AM
I dont think Kims 'splits' have anything to do with weight...its more a trademark of hers.. I cant even begin to wonder how someone can think kim is fat or heavy...this is one athletic girl....sometimes i think people dont care for someone so they heap of a bunch of negativity on them...just ignorance i guess

angele87
Mar 17th, 2003, 12:55 AM
*looks around* Are Seles, Elke, TSequoia01 and I the only ones who thought this thread was just to poke fun at all the negativity that's been thrown around about Kim, Jennifer and Lindsay :confused: I hate it when funny threads turn all serious :p

darren cahill
Mar 17th, 2003, 12:59 AM
I certainly got the joke.....some people are just so critical they miss the joke to get a dig in on those they dont care for...i'd pick a fat kim and hefty jen anyday over a walking stick daniella.

baleineau
Mar 17th, 2003, 01:01 AM
i think Kim is still carrying some puppy fat, but she's also carrying a trophy, so it's obviously not such a big deal. Well, let's just say, I think she could be a better player if she lost 5kg, perhaps it's the only thing that can be considered a weakness she can do something about.

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20030316/capt.1047856693indian_wells_caps120.jpg

darren cahill
Mar 17th, 2003, 01:05 AM
you know (in honor of jen) hunkyalex...you are one of my fave people and i love ya to death but you can be very confusing...you were the first one to jump all into that guys shit about that Daniella song saying how offensive it was to be critical of her weight and whatever it was that song was about...and then to turn around and comment about someone eles weight seems hypocritical...Kim can control her weight as much as daniella can hers...so whats the point? :confused:

baleineau
Mar 17th, 2003, 01:14 AM
the point: Daniela is starting to look ill and may have an eating disorder??

that's why i thought the song about daniela was a bit too much. even if daniela doesn't have a problem, the songs were still insensitive to anyone who has an eating disorder.

That doesn't mean it's offensive to comment on all players' weight/conditioning. I don't think Kim has a weight problem (and neither do most sane people), and she doesn't look ill. I just think she's not in 100% good shape and could play better. As for a woman aged 20, she's in great shape. Dani's not in 100% good shape for a tennis player, but i think (a) it psychological with dani, and (b) she's not in good shape for a woman of her age.

I would not makes jokes about alcoholism with respect to someone who may be alcoholic. But I might joke about someone who I think is not an alcoholic about needing to cut out the beers if they wanna perform better.

yes, i'm complex :p

you know (in honor of jen) hunkyalex...you are one of my fave people and i love ya to death but you can be very confusing...you were the first one to jump all into that guys shit about that Daniella song saying how offensive it was to be critical of her weight and whatever it was that song was about...and then to turn around and comment about someone eles weight seems hypocritical...Kim can control her weight as much as daniella can hers...so whats the point? :confused:

darren cahill
Mar 17th, 2003, 01:17 AM
yeah but this thread was supposed to be funny and your post kinda came across as very negative....thats all...i just thought you missed the joke...Mr. Serious...you can laugh sometimes you know! Your put downs of Jen and Kim lose their steam when every knows you hate them! LOL

Messenger
Mar 17th, 2003, 01:34 AM
FAT is an acronym: Fit(Fast) And Toned

angele87
Mar 17th, 2003, 01:35 AM
FAT is an acronym: Fit(Fast) And Toned
:worship:

c2
Mar 18th, 2003, 07:18 PM
LOVE it , messenger! :D