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Jennifer's wife
Mar 2nd, 2003, 05:59 PM
1. Thou shalt win a tourney this year
2. Thou shalt not f**k up in the third set wen beatin serena
3. Thou shalt serve more aces
4. Thou shalt not go out in the 2nd round
5. Thou shalt practise hard
6. Thou shalt not get abusive with linesmen and umpires (much! :lick: ;) )
7. Thou shalt not serve so many double faults
8. Thou shalt wear nice skimpy outfits! :drool:
9. Thou shall stop and catch crappy ball tosses
10. Thou shalt not party too hard

Well, if she follows these simple instructions we should b celebrating wins this year!

And yes, this thread is blatantly a cheering jenny thread, but wtf! :p IMO there arnt enuff here, so i thought i'd start my own! ;)

JCAP
Mar 2nd, 2003, 07:17 PM
LOL :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: !! I like the jen commandments!! And im glad someone finally started a Chearing thread!!! :wavey: :wavey: ;) :eek:

King Lindsay
Mar 2nd, 2003, 07:21 PM
i morally object to commandment #8.

TeNnIsFaN
Mar 2nd, 2003, 07:25 PM
LOL...:D

Jennifer's wife
Mar 2nd, 2003, 07:28 PM
i morally object to commandment #8.

and why? KL? :confused: :p

and yes JCAP i thought it was about time one of us took responsibility!! ;) altho i cant take all the credit, the Jen commandments were made up by my best mate who was bored at work-i just modified them! :bounce:

King Lindsay
Mar 2nd, 2003, 07:29 PM
That's Why. ;)

Mase
Mar 2nd, 2003, 07:31 PM
That was cute... like those!

tia clara
Mar 2nd, 2003, 07:43 PM
Very good! I really like #1 and #7!

We want a win from Jen!

Jennifer's wife
Mar 2nd, 2003, 07:43 PM
That's Why. ;)

yes, i hav!! and its a luvly site for my eyes! :p :drool: :hearts: :lick:

JCAP
Mar 2nd, 2003, 07:47 PM
Yeah im glad you started a post havent heard anything about jen for ages!!
Though shall win Indian Wells :p
Just thought i'd add one of my own :wavey: :bounce:

TeeRexx
Mar 2nd, 2003, 07:48 PM
11. Thou shalt not go shopping with Winona Rider.
12. Thou shalt not say "ya know" every third word.
13. Thou shalt not buy any coke that is not a liquid beverage.
14. Thou shalt keep thy bra on in public.
15. Thou shalt not give free lap dances in night clubs; charge at least $20. :)

Jennifer's wife
Mar 2nd, 2003, 07:50 PM
Yeah im glad you started a post havent heard anything about jen for ages!!
Though shall win Indian Wells :p
Just thought i'd add one of my own :wavey: :bounce:

;) ;) good idea!! like my friend sed, we can keep makin up our own if we like! :D he told me his ideas and i must admit to adding numba 8 myself! ;) :devil:

Jennifer's wife
Mar 2nd, 2003, 07:52 PM
14. Thou shalt keep thy bra on in public.
15. Thou shalt not give free lap dances in night clubs; charge at least $20. :)

u wot? bra off and lapdancing sounds, ya know, like heaven to me!!! :drool: :drool: :lick: :lick:

JCAP
Mar 2nd, 2003, 07:55 PM
I think its cool ya know the way Jen says "Ya know" after every sentence its sooo funny ya gotta love it!! teerexx when will you ever STOP :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: !!

Jennifer's wife
Mar 2nd, 2003, 08:04 PM
I think its cool ya know the way Jen says "Ya know" after every sentence its sooo funny ya gotta love it!!

indeed i do! its the american equivalent of my cockney 'ya know wot i mean?' besides evrything Jen sez is cute....esp fucking!! :p :hearts: :lick: ;)

JCAP
Mar 2nd, 2003, 08:13 PM
LOL!! You are so funny :worship: :worship: !! You and Luna Angel deserve each other :hearts: :hearts: :hearts:

Jennifer's wife
Mar 2nd, 2003, 08:28 PM
LOL!! You are so funny :worship: :worship: !! You and Luna Angel deserve each other :hearts: :hearts: :hearts:

ooh er!! and we deserve Jen! ;) ;) :D :p :lick:

JCAP
Mar 2nd, 2003, 08:29 PM
Oh i just thought of another that will suit you down to the ground
Though shall dump that ugly **** Matthew Perry :p LOL

Jennifer's wife
Mar 2nd, 2003, 08:35 PM
Oh i just thought of another that will suit you down to the ground
Though shall dump that ugly **** Matthew Perry :p LOL

good one!!! but theyre just freinds anyway ;)

leslie
Mar 2nd, 2003, 08:51 PM
11. Thou shalt not go shopping with Winona Rider.
12. Thou shalt not say "ya know" every third word.
13. Thou shalt not buy any coke that is not a liquid beverage.
14. Thou shalt keep thy bra on in public.
15. Thou shalt not give free lap dances in night clubs; charge at least $20. :)


TeeRexx, this is really great. :) :) :

Jennifer's wife
Mar 2nd, 2003, 08:59 PM
TeeRexx, this is really great. :) :) :

it is, altho it should b thou shalt not keep thy bra on in public and thou shall giv free lapdances!! :lick:

debs06
Mar 2nd, 2003, 09:06 PM
if i c jen at d french open ill tell er to do a lap dance for u after she lifts the wimbledon trophy ova er head k

Jennifer's wife
Mar 2nd, 2003, 09:14 PM
if i c jen at d french open ill tell er to do a lap dance for u after she lifts the wimbledon trophy ova er head k

cheers debs!! :kiss: that would so make my entire life!!! :bounce:

debs06
Mar 2nd, 2003, 09:18 PM
no prob make sure u take gud picts den??

Jennifer's wife
Mar 2nd, 2003, 09:21 PM
my hands will b 2 busy holding other things to hold a camera! ;)

debs06
Mar 2nd, 2003, 09:27 PM
hehe :) ur a naughty girl ya no dat!!

Jennifer's wife
Mar 2nd, 2003, 09:31 PM
hehe :) ur a naughty girl ya no dat!!

yup!! :p and proud of it! :devil: just like mi jenny!! ;)

debs06
Mar 2nd, 2003, 09:37 PM
yea jst like ur jen!u crack me up!

debs06
Mar 2nd, 2003, 09:38 PM
yea jst like ur jen!u crack me up!

*JR*
Mar 3rd, 2003, 01:03 AM
I think its cool ya know the way Jen says "Ya know" after every sentence its sooo funny ya gotta love it!! teerexx when will you ever STOP :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: !! "Ya know" when TR will? Not in this lifetime, and a damn good thing that there are some people around here who can poke fun @ public figures. And B4 you can say "Yeah, but what if someone joked about the W/S", here's a little secret: on a BB that's more tilted towards them than this one, guess who were the people poking fun @ Serena's various hairdo's the last year or so? That's right, her own fans!

TM
Mar 3rd, 2003, 01:10 AM
cute.

White Stripes
Mar 3rd, 2003, 09:52 PM
wow, the commandments are so cool!
we only must get jen to read them now ;)

bluna82
Mar 3rd, 2003, 09:53 PM
hehe...IŽve found it..IŽm so good :p
and wow...this will be my 10th post...youŽll see..IŽm very often here..and today only for you :kiss:

Jennifer's wife
Mar 3rd, 2003, 09:55 PM
wow, the commandments are so cool!
we only must get jen to read them now ;)

:bounce: gutentag!!! :wavey:
well, maybe she shouldnt read all of them! ;)

oh, Dorte, du bist eine liebling!! :hearts: :kiss: post more woman!!! :devil:

bluna82
Mar 3rd, 2003, 10:06 PM
you canŽt get enough ;)
oh, and your german is very good! have u learned more words for jen?

Jennifer's wife
Mar 3rd, 2003, 10:22 PM
you canŽt get enough ;)
oh, and your german is very good! have u learned more words for jen?

well, u know i can spell but i would say deine klitzer schmecht gut!!! :lick: :drool: ;) :p :D lol!

bluna82
Mar 3rd, 2003, 10:36 PM
:p very good..jen will like that ;) but try a : "mach dich nackig" before ;) ;) ;)

Jennifer's wife
Mar 3rd, 2003, 10:48 PM
:p very good..jen will like that ;) but try a : "mach dich nackig" before ;) ;) ;)

lol!! i will!! but she can leave her skirt on if she likes! :p ;)

Jennifer's wife
Mar 6th, 2003, 10:18 PM
:bounce: yay!! Jen won!! :bounce:

did anyone get to see the match on tv or anything? just wondered if she followed our comandments! ;) :D

debs06
Mar 6th, 2003, 10:25 PM
dont think dey showed it on tv well not on eurosport anyways,have u not seen her live for months now??

Jennifer's wife
Mar 6th, 2003, 11:04 PM
jen's doubles match is on after Davenports match which is in the second set....so not long!! :bounce: