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selesrules
Feb 24th, 2003, 05:40 PM
vote

GoDominique
Feb 24th, 2003, 05:44 PM
Where is the option 'shut up, idiot!' ? :confused:

carot
Feb 24th, 2003, 05:46 PM
No, as you seem to forget steffi retired and stopped playing tennis. Please try to inform you before posting a thread. :)

Volcana
Feb 24th, 2003, 06:43 PM
Sure. If they had played When Steffi was eight months pregnant.

Nimi
Feb 24th, 2003, 06:46 PM
Oh god.
Then this moron blames other guys for attacking him.

selesrules
Feb 24th, 2003, 06:48 PM
oh really? If coetzer can beat Graf 6-0, 6-1 then why not Serena? :rolleyes:

anabel
Feb 24th, 2003, 06:54 PM
Yes.

Maybe Mariajo can also beat Serena 6-0 6-0.

irma
Feb 24th, 2003, 06:55 PM
The tomo of the steffi haters lmao

the only difference is that steffi never said that monica looked like a monkey so he can't trow that over us :p

King Lindsay
Feb 24th, 2003, 06:57 PM
well, if Coetzer beat Graf 6-0 6-1 and Graf beat Seles 6-0 6-1, I guess that means Coetzer can beat Seles 6-0 6-1.

oggie
Feb 24th, 2003, 07:01 PM
You should rename this thread to: I (selesrules) hate Steffi Graf. Just to make things clearer.

Havok
Feb 24th, 2003, 07:04 PM
no way in hell

schris
Feb 24th, 2003, 07:05 PM
lol

:D

Devon
Feb 24th, 2003, 07:07 PM
I can't see Serena beating Graff like that with both playing at their best, but I can sure see Serena beating the crap out of "Seles-dreams-she-could-rule" on any given day.

irma
Feb 24th, 2003, 07:08 PM
but oggie we knew that already for years and before he blamed us that we (steffi fans of course) where annoying and should not enter a certain fanzone to defend our fav but this is general message so I don't know what his excuse is now :p

selesrules
Feb 24th, 2003, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by King Lindsay
well, if Coetzer beat Graf 6-0 6-1 and Graf beat Seles 6-0 6-1, I guess that means Coetzer can beat Seles 6-0 6-1.

Well you also can say that if Seles beat Coetzer 6-0, 6-1 and Coetzer beat Graf 6-0, 6-1 then Seles can beat Graf 6-0, 6-1 (when Graf is an adult unlike your example with Seles) :kiss:

joaco
Feb 24th, 2003, 08:09 PM
stupid poll:rolleyes:

Jakub
Feb 24th, 2003, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by selesrules
Well you also can say that if Seles beat Coetzer 6-0, 6-1 and Coetzer beat Graf 6-0, 6-1 then Seles can beat Graf 6-0, 6-1 (when Graf is an adult unlike your example with Seles) :kiss:

lol

~ The Leopard ~
Feb 24th, 2003, 09:19 PM
Some people need to grow up.

CondiLicious
Feb 24th, 2003, 09:24 PM
Selesrules when are you going to realize that its the fact that you are so dumb and annoying that makes many people do the so called "hate" thing on Monica. You annoy the crap out of people then they are gonna do the same to you.

darren cahill
Feb 24th, 2003, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by joaco
stupid poll:rolleyes:

i agree

selesrules
Feb 24th, 2003, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by DiVaMoNiCaSeLeS
Selesrules when are you going to realize that its the fact that you are so dumb and annoying that makes many people do the so called "hate" thing on Monica. You annoy the crap out of people then they are gonna do the same to you.

When you erase your insulting signature, then I'll listen to you. But until then: shut the fuck up.

If anything, this poll shows that there are only 7 smart people so far. Serena *CAN* beat Steffi 6-0, 6-0. If Coetzer can almost do it or Aranxta or whoever, then why not Serena who's far superior. :rolleyes:

CondiLicious
Feb 24th, 2003, 11:54 PM
Originally posted by selesrules
When you erase your insulting signature, then I'll listen to you. But until then: shut the fuck up.



As long as it annoys you I'll keep it. And oooh you swore... Thanks for showcasing me your excellent vocab!

I guess you don't believe in the existence of an alternate universe...

england_rules
Feb 24th, 2003, 11:59 PM
Graf has to much pride to lose 6-0 6-0! Also, Graf would still beat many players on tour, and Serena hasn't double-bageled them!

spencercarlos
Feb 25th, 2003, 12:00 AM
Originally posted by GoDominique
Where is the option 'shut up, idiot!' ? :confused:

i really agree GoDominique :rolleyes:

VS Fan
Feb 25th, 2003, 12:01 AM
Well, Serena DID win against Graf the last time they played.

I think 1999, or maybe 1998, when Serena was just a very good rookie.

spencercarlos
Feb 25th, 2003, 12:06 AM
29 minutes maybe took Serena to beat Seles 6-1 6-1 in the last two sets of their 97 meeting (4-6 6-1 6-1). A baby Serena like you like to talk. Moron, Get a life.

How much hurts you the fact that Steffi is the best ever, i bet you can`t sleep at nights lol.

spencercarlos
Feb 25th, 2003, 12:08 AM
Originally posted by VS Fan
Well, Serena DID win against Graf the last time they played.

I think 1999, or maybe 1998, when Serena was just a very good rookie.


A very good rookie that won Paris, Indian Wells and reached finals of miami, and ended up that year with a slam, very good falls short to say it :).

Sam L
Feb 25th, 2003, 12:11 AM
So own up, who are the 8 idiots?

Originally posted by DiVaMoNiCaSeLeS
the existence of an alternate universe...

I do, wanna talk about it in Non-tennis? :D

CondiLicious
Feb 25th, 2003, 12:16 AM
Originally posted by Sam L
So own up, who are the 8 idiots?



I do, wanna talk about it in Non-tennis? :D

hahaha

Penne1
Feb 25th, 2003, 12:39 AM
FYI wheneven Coetzer 'beat' Graf it was generally a case of Steffi beating herself. She played like s**t whenever she lost to Coetzer.

Don't read that 6-0 6-1 victory to mean Coetzer out hit Steffi - that never happened!

Jakeev
Feb 25th, 2003, 01:49 AM
You took the words right out of my mouth GoDominique....smooooch:kiss:

Cybelle Darkholme
Feb 25th, 2003, 01:51 AM
of course she can anything is possible on the tennis courts.

selesrules
Feb 25th, 2003, 01:57 AM
Originally posted by cybelledarkholmexx
of course she can anything is possible on the tennis courts.

Finally a smart post. Maybe the others will use their brains too. All these people who voted no know nothing about tennis. Serena CAN beat Steffi 6-0, 6-0. Like I said if Coetzer can do it with a similar score then Serena definitely could do it. Sure maybe they would have to play about 100 meetings for such a score to eventually happen and maybe Steffi would have to be off, but it CAN happen.

Consider this poll as a test in order to find who's smart and who's not, so far it seems that only a few are smart as for the others learn to think before answering. :rolleyes:

Jakeev
Feb 25th, 2003, 02:06 AM
Hmmmmm if you are so intelligent about tennis selesrules then you would know that Steffi Graf no longer plays the game of tennis and as of now, will never step onto the court as a singles player again.

Therefore, your speculations are not only moot but not very reasonable or intelligent.

Asmus
Feb 25th, 2003, 03:05 AM
OK

If they played NOW, or, better yet, when Steffi was pregnant, then maybe. But when Steffi was an active player she NEVER got double-bagelled, nor did she EVER lose to anyone in 29 minutes. If Steffi played like crap and Serena was on fire, the best Serena could do would be 6-2 6-2 in an hour.

Steffi would also have wins over Serena if she still played. Their head to head is 1-1, so let's leave it at that. There is also no way that Serena will break Steffi's records, and she knows that.

BasicTennis
Feb 25th, 2003, 03:28 AM
in 20 minutes.:D;):D

hollywood7172
Feb 25th, 2003, 03:40 AM
its interesting to see how selesrules is *trying* to dig him/herself out of the massive hole he/she is in.

first a stupid poll (one of too many) that has almost ZERO worth or entertainment value. and then self-defensive explanations of "oh of course it *could* happen if they played 100 times. this is just to see who is *smart*", yada yada yada...

if that really was the answer you were looking for then why even start this poll?? why ask a question in which you've already decided the answer, in addition to knowing the answer holds no value? you think that by saying you did it to see who is "smart" may give you credence but it just makes you look even more pathetic and immature. you are a one desperate attention seeker with WAY too much time on your hands.

i didn't think this before, but with the exceedingly numerous inane and useless polls that you start every single day, i have decided your words and posts are meaningless and a waste of time to read. good job on destroying your own rep. you do that almost as well as monica playes tennis. *almost*

Buitenzorg
Feb 25th, 2003, 03:47 AM
LMAO @ this Poll :D

Unless The Poll is the other way around ;) with Serena is pregnant 8 months...

1jackson2001
Feb 25th, 2003, 05:08 AM
I always read things down to very detail in a post. You asked CAN she do that. My answer is, yes she CAN. It's always a possibility..you never know the outcome of a tennis match until it is played. Of course Steffi also CAN beat Serena with the same scoreline.

irma
Feb 25th, 2003, 06:20 AM
"serena was just a very good rookie in 99."

that says a lot about the level of tennis that year when you think about the way she kicked the ass of the number 1 and 2 in the world in the same period (and a few months later again)

BCP
Feb 25th, 2003, 07:06 AM
I try never to insult posters, but Selesrules, you really need to get a life. Most of your threads are pointless, but this takes the cake.

Go outside, and ride your bike around the block for a little bit. It's not healthy to be in front of the computer 24/7....................

Beat
Feb 25th, 2003, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by selesrules
Finally a smart post. Maybe the others will use their brains too.

1. if anything's possible on a tennis court, why ask the question in the first place?
2. if you "know" what the right answer is, why ask the question in the first place?

oh, i know! you're selesrules!

selesrules
Feb 25th, 2003, 02:52 PM
Like I said, the reason was to see how many smart people are here, so far there are only 15 smart people and 54 dumb people :eek: I'm sure out of those 54 dumb people most of them are Graf fans who don't bother to read the question. :rolleyes:

Think of this poll as the ultimate IQ test. :kiss:

Beat
Feb 25th, 2003, 03:01 PM
Think of posting this poll as the ultimate IQ test.

tennisjam
Feb 25th, 2003, 05:10 PM
somewhat "non-sense" pool...

but I think Serena in now better player than Graf was ever in terms of game ( speed, power, variety... )

and that she could easily beat her...

Hurley
Feb 25th, 2003, 11:55 PM
Originally posted by Beat
Think of posting this poll as the ultimate IQ test.

Hee!

hollywood7172
Feb 26th, 2003, 01:55 AM
i really wonder if those 15 people who said "yes" are the smart ones.

selesrules, you *think* you saved face by claiming the title could happen, eventually, if they played each other "like" 100 times.

WRONG. DEAD WRONG.

i know you lack enough brain cells to understand, but TENNIS IS NOT THE SAME AS ROLLING A DICE. we will not get every possible outcome after a certain number of trials. have you taken statistics?? do you know what statistics IS????

sure serena could beat graf, but doing it with a score of 6-0, 6-0 in 29 MINUTES, as your title said, will NEVER happen.