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selesrules
Feb 24th, 2003, 05:39 AM
let's say on a superb day for Anna where everything is going right for her, can she destroy Serena?

(let's not forget that Princess Anna has wins over Seles, Graf, Hingis, Davenport, Capriati, etc.).

Rtael
Feb 24th, 2003, 05:44 AM
let's go for option #3.....

King Lindsay
Feb 24th, 2003, 05:48 AM
of course she can! Look at that 6-0 6-1 beating she handed to Justine Henin in Australia .... oh wait ....

selesrules
Feb 24th, 2003, 05:49 AM
well according to another thread, Alexandra will be the one to stop the Williams dominance and yet Anna beat her 6-1, 6-0 the last time they played. ;)

Jakeev
Feb 24th, 2003, 06:16 AM
Sounds like somebody has been dreaming again......

TM
Feb 24th, 2003, 06:19 AM
hey wait a minute, i thought this thread had something to do about boobings tips.

Jordan.
Feb 24th, 2003, 06:22 AM
LMAO! I loved that episode on SNL! :D

Steam
Feb 24th, 2003, 06:26 AM
Would be very tough for anyone to bagel Serena. Even on a putrid day (which coincidentally happens every time someone comes close to beating her, by her definition at least, hmm) she will be able to use her sheer power to win some games.

Can Anna beat Serena? Of course. She came close to it last year at Sydney. If she gets her mental game in gear she can get back in form and salvage her career.

novotnaquinton
Feb 24th, 2003, 09:13 AM
Are you dreamin'?

tennisIlove09
Feb 24th, 2003, 09:16 AM
If I am correct, Serena has only been bageled ONCE in her career. So, I don't see Anna double bageling her

juggler
Feb 24th, 2003, 09:48 AM
Originally posted by selesrules
let's say on a superb day for Anna where everything is going right for her, can she destroy Serena?

(let's not forget that Princess Anna has wins over Seles, Graf, Hingis, Davenport, Capriati, etc.).

selesrules stop shit stirring, its becoming tiresome

Messenger
Feb 24th, 2003, 10:19 AM
Originally posted by tennisIlove09
If I am correct, Serena has only been bageled ONCE in her career. So, I don't see Anna double bageling her

I found 2 bagels


Indian Wells Mar 9 1997
Qual 1 A Dechaume-Balleret - S Williams-WC 6-4 6-0

Roland Garros June 6 1999
3 M Fernandez - S Williams(10) 6-3 1-6 6-0

Volcana
Feb 24th, 2003, 10:51 AM
There is no way in the real world Anna could beat a healthy Serena at all. 6-0 6-0 is a joke.

tennisjam
Feb 24th, 2003, 11:04 AM
Maybe if Serena played only on one leg...

Shuji Shuriken
Feb 24th, 2003, 11:16 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahaha....these fucking threads are becoming more and more hilarious!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Shuji Shuriken
Feb 24th, 2003, 11:17 AM
wait wait wait...let me catch my breath....hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Shuji Shuriken
Feb 24th, 2003, 11:17 AM
mother fucker...hahahahaha

Shuji Shuriken
Feb 24th, 2003, 11:18 AM
somebody stop me!!!! hahahahahaha

matija-seles
Feb 24th, 2003, 11:48 AM
Maybe... But of course Serena have to play on wheelchair and with left hand.

Dirty Sanchez
Feb 24th, 2003, 11:55 AM
This question only needs a 1 word answer.........No.

Nimi
Feb 24th, 2003, 11:59 AM
Anna can obviously beat Serena, but Serena will probably win a game or two even if she's using her left hand.

Messenger
Feb 24th, 2003, 12:01 PM
Seriously though, Anna would kill Serena if she really did play with her left hand.

SerialKiller#69
Feb 24th, 2003, 12:13 PM
selesrules, i you know you're also a fan of anna. but come on. a double-bagel? maybe if serena is in a coma.

although, i have no doubt anna at her best can beat serena.

Richie77
Feb 24th, 2003, 06:38 PM
Maybe if Anna is playing exceptionally well that day...

and maybe if Serena has one hand tied behind her back, is wearing dark glasses, is using a baseball bat instead of a tennis racket, and if she's wearing a suit of armor...

uh, I don't know. :rolleyes:

apoet29
Feb 24th, 2003, 06:59 PM
Anyone can be beaten on any given day. In sports, nothing is a given and as Steam pointed out, if Anna can get her head together, then yes, she has a good chance of beating Serena or any other top ten player she faces. However, if she plays like she did at the Australian against Justine, then Anna may be the one to get double bagelled.

Out of curiosity, I have to ask Selesrules, why he or she always posts polls and threads about Anna and not Monica. Is there a specific reason for that?

carot
Feb 24th, 2003, 07:02 PM
Originally posted by apoet29
Out of curiosity, I have to ask Selesrules, why he or she always posts polls and threads about Anna and not Monica. Is there a specific reason for that?

oh no, don't make him/her start more threads please...

Havok
Feb 24th, 2003, 08:19 PM
well Anna CAn beat her, but not that badly. she has pushed the Williams sisters to 3 sets, dont ask how. she can beat them, but a much closer match then a double bagel

juggler
Feb 25th, 2003, 08:44 AM
Originally posted by apoet29
Anyone can be beaten on any given day. In sports, nothing is a given and as Steam pointed out, if Anna can get her head together, then yes, she has a good chance of beating Serena or any other top ten player she faces. However, if she plays like she did at the Australian against Justine, then Anna may be the one to get double bagelled.

Out of curiosity, I have to ask Selesrules, why he or she always posts polls and threads about Anna and not Monica. Is there a specific reason for that?

as i said apoet...shit stirring, that is selesrules sole intention.

Candy946
Feb 25th, 2003, 09:37 AM
Yeah right, double bagle Serena? Maybe with a magic wand.

Dirty Sanchez
Feb 25th, 2003, 12:01 PM
Can I just ask who are the 18 people who honestly think Anna can double bagel Serena are??

I'm not a Serena fan but come on, no player in the world can double bagel Serena!!

geewhiz
Feb 25th, 2003, 01:57 PM
Well I was one of the people who said 'yes' because the poll didn't say when or indeed if Serena would be at all healthy at the time. Obviously it isn't going to happen now, even if Anna does have a really good day, but in the far-future, who knows?

WhatTheDeuce
Feb 25th, 2003, 03:36 PM
lol...YES ANNA CAN ;) (kidding)

Beat
Feb 25th, 2003, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by Capriati Fan
Can I just ask who are the 18 people who honestly think Anna can double bagel Serena are??

people who rightly think such polls are too stupid to be answered seriously.

WhatTheDeuce
Feb 25th, 2003, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by Beat
people who rightly think such polls are too stupid to be answered seriously.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha its so true :worship:

WhatTheDeuce
Feb 25th, 2003, 03:41 PM
i love anna to death but double bagel serena? i dont think so...stupid poll...

gentenaire
Feb 25th, 2003, 03:49 PM
if you're talking about wheelchair tennis with Serena in a wheelchair and Anna on her feet...

Thanks for the laugh

fammmmedspin
Feb 25th, 2003, 08:29 PM
Only if someone can copy Richard's handwriting and writes "remember to lose 0-6 0-6, I've got a huge bet on Anna" on one of those sheets of paper Serena keeps in her bag.

Bright Red
Feb 25th, 2003, 08:44 PM
Who you kiddin'?

Jennifer's wife
Feb 25th, 2003, 10:01 PM
yea right! There's mor chance of me shaggin Jennifer!:p Nevermind double bageling, could Anna beat her at all? er.....nope!