View Full Version : How sexy is your name?

Jan 6th, 2002, 06:38 PM
Take a look at this, lol! it's kinda interesting, according to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity:

(I have to say i recognised myself (D) and some other people i know ehehehhehee LMAO@J btw *not thinking about someone in particular* :rolleyes: )

<b>A – You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts not obscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern.

B – You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments and particularly when it comes to lovemaking. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and abstain from sex if need be. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.

C – You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You must be able to talk to your sex partner before, during, and after. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sexual and sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to go for long periods without sexual activity. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.

D – Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full steam ahead in pursuit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly sexual, passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement, sometimes possessive and jealous. Sex to you is a pleasure to be enjoyed. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open.

E – Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion for a bedmate. You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important than the sexual act for you, but once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. When you don't have a good lover to fall asleep with, you will fall asleep with a good book. Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book.

F – You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous, sexual, and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are your favorite fantasy pastime. You can be a very generous lover.

G – You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of erotic stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active sexually that is, when you find the time. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to a lover, but no trouble getting close sexually.

H – You seek a mate who can enhance your reputation and earning ability. You will be very generous to your lover once you have attained a commitment. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be frugal in your spending and dating habits and equally cautious in your sexual involvement. You are a sensual and patient lover.

I – You have a great need to be loved, appreciated... even worshipped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of sexual expression. You bore easily and thus require sexual adventure and change. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.

J – You are totally **********ing marvelous!

K – You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated.

L – You are very romantic, idealistic, and somehow you believe that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate or attracting people who have unusual troubles. You see yourself as your lover's savior. You are sincere, passionate, lustful, and dreamy. You can't help falling in love. You really enjoy stimulating yourself, though you are fairly new to it. You fantasize and get turned on by movies and magazines. You do not tell others of this secret life, nor of your sexual fantasies.

M – You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total sexual freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy is inexhaustible. You also enjoy mothering your mate.

N – You are crap in bed. Much practice and learning is needed.

O – You are very interested in sexual activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your sexual energy into making money and/or seeking power. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate, sexual lover, requiring the same qualities from your mate. Sex is serious business; thus you demand intensity and diversity, and are willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check.

P – You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of doing anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances count, therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy; A good fight stimulates those sex vibes. You are relatively free of sexual hang-ups. You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things. You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification.

Q – You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you, sexually or otherwise. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people of other ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and lots of conversation to turn you on and keep you going.

R – You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is very important to you. You have to be proud of your partner. You are privately very sexy, but you do not brag, you are willing to serve as teacher. Sex is important; you can be a very demanding playmate.

S – You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along.

T - You are very sensitive, private, and sexually passive; you like a partner who takes the lead. Music, soft lights and romantic thoughts turn you on. You fantasize, but do not tend to fall in and out of love easily. When in love, you are romantic, idealistic, mushy, and extremely intense. You enjoy having your senses and your feelings stimulated, titillated, and teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, oftentimes all in your own head.

U – You are enthusiastic and idealistic when in love. When not in love, you are in love with love, always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as a challenge. You are a roamer and need adventure, excitement, and freedom. You deal in potential relationships. You enjoy giving gifts and enjoy seeing your mate looking good. Your sex drive is strong and you desire instant ratification. You are willing to put your partner's pleasures above your own.

V – You are individualistic, and you need freedom, space, and excitement. You wait until you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psycho-ing him out. You feel a need to get into his head to see what makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. Often there is an age difference between you and your lover. You respond to danger, thrills, and suspense. The gay scene turns you on, even though you yourself may not be a participant.

W – You are very proud, determined, and you refuse to take no for an answer when pursuing love. Your ego is at stake. You are romantic, idealistic, and often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner as he or she really is. You feel deeply and throw all of yourself into your relationships. Nothing is too good for your lover. You enjoy playing love games.

X – You need constant stimulation because you bore quickly. You can handle more than one relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind. You talk while you make love. You can have the greatest love affairs, all by yourself, in your own head.

Y – You are sexual, sensual, and very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forgo the whole thing. You want to control your relationships, which doesn't always work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation, enjoy necking and spending hours just touching, feeling and exploring. However, if you can spend your time making money, you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You need to prove to yourself and your partner what great lover you are. You want feedback on your performance. You are an open, stimulating, romantic bedmate.

Z – For you, it is business before pleasure. If you are in any way bothered by career, business, or money concerns, you find it very hard to relax and get into the mood. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and are capable of much sensuality. But you never lose control of your emotions. You are very careful and cautious before you give your heart away and your body, for that matter. Once you make the commitment, though, you stick like glue.</b>

Jan 6th, 2002, 06:39 PM
<b>J – You are totally **********ing marvelous! </b>

It is so soooo true :D.

<font size=1>I'm happy my 800th post was that true lol</font>

Jan 6th, 2002, 06:47 PM
Wow - I thought that would be a load of crap, but it´s totally true! (Well, admittedly I only looked at my name...)

Jan 6th, 2002, 06:47 PM
:o is this thing trying to say that im a ho?:rolleyes: pffffffff

Jan 6th, 2002, 06:48 PM
OMGness!!! :eek:

<center>:o :o :o

Williams Rulez
Jan 6th, 2002, 06:50 PM
Wait... do you use your first or last name. It makes a HUGE difference...:eek:

Jan 6th, 2002, 06:51 PM
"Titillated and Teased" :o
I am so NOT mushy

hehe, that was funny ;)

Jan 6th, 2002, 06:52 PM
Hey, both my initials are J: how ***********ing marvellous does that make me?

Jan 6th, 2002, 06:56 PM

you know i think if you have 2 "j's" in your name it actually means the opposite:rolleyes:

in other words you are totally ********ing terrible!!:o;) lol

Jan 6th, 2002, 07:05 PM
Oh god! :o

Jan 6th, 2002, 07:15 PM
What does God have to do with this, <S>Mummy</S> <S>Mae</S> Angelica?

As for mine - about 2/3 decently accurate ;)

Jan 6th, 2002, 07:26 PM
So true! :D

Jan 6th, 2002, 07:28 PM
I'm passive? Hello-oh!

My star sign says otherwise;)

Maybe I should look what G says, friends to call me general, you know. Have you ever heard of a passive general?

Jan 6th, 2002, 07:29 PM
Hmm, G is not so good either.

From now on, my name is Jine:-)

Jan 6th, 2002, 07:31 PM
Where are all the N-people btw? :rolleyes: :D

Jan 6th, 2002, 07:32 PM
Oh I like it ... :D

Maeike??? Your supply of sexual energy is inexhaustible??

Jan 6th, 2002, 07:47 PM
Julien: I'm a "J" too :cool:

Jan 6th, 2002, 07:52 PM
Josh you're sure your name isn't <b>N</b>urgen? :p

Jan 6th, 2002, 08:04 PM
Yes Nahveed, I'm sure of that. :p

Jan 6th, 2002, 08:07 PM
Oh well i guess there must be exceptions! :p

Jan 6th, 2002, 08:09 PM
I suppose that is only " true " for boys. if it' s for the girls too, I really think that it' s a big error ;) ! lol

The Last Unicorn
Jan 6th, 2002, 08:13 PM
I don't believe in that.- My name starts with N but my ex-bfs still dream of my b....-jobs...:angel:

Jan 6th, 2002, 08:16 PM
My name too The last Unicorn :rolleyes:

Jan 6th, 2002, 08:17 PM
who's up 4 a little love game or 2!? ;);)

oh gosh i really am in love with love itself... not so much my partner! :o

Jan 6th, 2002, 08:33 PM
Oh i like this thread ;) ;)

Jan 6th, 2002, 08:37 PM
Welcome to the J's club Turt. I'm the president :D (don't try to impress me in any way cause it won't work ;))

Jan 6th, 2002, 09:37 PM
Hey... I like the S-part...

'You wait for the right person to come along...' Ok, fine by me, but I don't feel like waiting my whole f*cking life... ;)

Martian KC
Jan 6th, 2002, 09:42 PM
OMG! That is sooooo wrong about me Dahveed!:p

The Last Unicorn
Jan 6th, 2002, 09:45 PM
On the other hand, it says that much training is needed...:angel:

Jan 6th, 2002, 09:53 PM
You are very sexual and sensual

True Pea, soooooo wrong about you! :p

Martian KC
Jan 6th, 2002, 10:03 PM
Hehe.....maybe if you worshipped me.........:rolleyes: ;)

Jan 6th, 2002, 10:34 PM
No comments :angel:
(L inda....)

Jan 6th, 2002, 10:39 PM
Personally, being an 'R' I'm quite disturbed by that information ;)

Jan 7th, 2002, 12:57 AM
TLU, so basically you admit you suck in bed. :o ;)

Jan 7th, 2002, 12:59 AM
dont want much do i?

Jan 7th, 2002, 06:18 AM
Er, I'll take A M and T (my three initials). Not bad...;)

The Last Unicorn
Jan 7th, 2002, 02:17 PM
LOL@ Josh!!!!:p

Jan 7th, 2002, 02:56 PM
Mine seems pretty true. :angel:

Jan 7th, 2002, 03:20 PM
Ok Julien, I'll be the "Vice-president" (Le président du vice lol), and "Active Member" of the "J's Club" ;)

Jan 7th, 2002, 04:29 PM

I don't wanna brag or anything but since I'm an administrator I think I deserve to be president of the J-club! :D

Jan 7th, 2002, 04:38 PM
So will you have your own website for the j-club, the J-spot?

Jan 7th, 2002, 04:41 PM
Now there is an idea :D.

<font size=1>I called president first Josh lol</font> ;)

Jan 7th, 2002, 04:42 PM
Now where's that ban-button again? :p

Jan 7th, 2002, 04:45 PM
why don't we have a poll (restricted to J-people of course!) so that we can decide who should be president ;)

Jan 7th, 2002, 04:48 PM
I vote me, for being JJ.


Jan 7th, 2002, 05:39 PM
I'm JJ too :p

Jan 7th, 2002, 05:55 PM
Hmm...how can we settle this? My middle initial´s R...don´t suppose you´re an N?;)

Jan 7th, 2002, 06:04 PM
Actually I'm JJP, so since I have two J's in a row I think I deserve the title of president! ;)

Jan 7th, 2002, 06:10 PM
I'm JJPV :D Julien Jacques Pierre Vaillant lol

The Crow
Jan 7th, 2002, 06:16 PM
:bounce: :bounce:

I'm a J too and I think a girl should be president! :D

Williams Rulez
Jan 7th, 2002, 06:17 PM

X – You need constant stimulation because you bore quickly. You can handle more than one relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind. You talk while you make love. You can have the greatest love affairs, all by yourself, in your own head.

That makes me sound like a slut! :rolleyes: :o

Jan 7th, 2002, 06:17 PM
I think the president should be JCVD (a faaamous belgian actor, "the muscles from Brussels" lol) :rolleyes:

He's soooo clever lol

(Or maybe "Jenifer" from the "Star Academy? :angel: )

Jan 7th, 2002, 06:21 PM
If JCVD is the president then I'll change my name. :p
I agree with Crow though, a girl should be president

<font size=1>What do you think of Jenifer turt? ;) :drool:</font>

Jan 7th, 2002, 06:22 PM
Julien: you had the same idea at the same moment lol

So, 2 votes for Jenifer (http://kstar.playmoi.com/photos/id49.jpg) !

Jan 7th, 2002, 06:30 PM
*sigh*. I prefered the other pic on that link :D. So what do you J-guys do you think about her? huh? lol

The Crow
Jan 7th, 2002, 06:34 PM
No way. It should be someone from this board. Any J-girls at this board? ;)

Jan 7th, 2002, 06:49 PM
Alright then, she'll just stay home with me :D (I don't mind, mind you ;)).

Jan 7th, 2002, 06:53 PM
Julien, you take Mario home and I take Jenifer ;)

Jan 7th, 2002, 06:55 PM
No way, you take the belgian and that's normal (he might be home sick). I'll take care of the little french :p.

Jan 7th, 2002, 06:57 PM
I think they would prefer go on holiday in a foreign country! So I will take care of Jen while Mario discovers France with you ;)

Jan 7th, 2002, 07:01 PM
Nah he's already been in France for the last three months and in a castle so he has to go back to Belgium. Plus he said he wanted all his family around a table. So, see? He wants to go back to Belgium :p.

Jan 7th, 2002, 07:03 PM
Yeah but what if Jessica doesn't want to leave the "neuf-trois" and follow Mario in Belgium? ;)
I think it would be better for both Belgium and Mario if he decided to stay in France ;)

BTW I think this is not what we are supposed to discuss in this forum ;)

Jan 7th, 2002, 07:09 PM
Why wouldn't she want to follow her latin lover in this beautiful and <font size=1>sunny</font> country of him? lol
Or maybe he could stay in France with Jessica and Jenifer with me? (since she broke up with the angry boy lol).
What would she do in Belgium? She's gonna tour soon ;).

Jan 7th, 2002, 07:12 PM
Oh yes, you're right :o. So I checked and apparently the most famous J-girl on the board is... Julie :D.
I don't think she wouldn't accept that job lol.

The Crow
Jan 7th, 2002, 07:14 PM
She has no choice! :D Julie?:kiss:

Jan 7th, 2002, 07:52 PM
thinking about it, I´ve had some lousy times with fellow J´s, so perhaps we´re not all we´re cracked up to be! Or perhaps it´s just that J-on-J action?

Jan 7th, 2002, 07:53 PM
I also vote Julie and certainly not Josh lmao! (i need to test a J person! :o)

Jan 7th, 2002, 07:58 PM
I would personnally be interested in testing a "N" girl so that I can check whether they are soooo crappy in bed or not ;)

Jan 7th, 2002, 08:28 PM
Well you know one right? :D

Jan 7th, 2002, 08:54 PM
might be :angel:

how do you know that? lol :rolleyes:

Jan 7th, 2002, 09:03 PM
Pffft@ :angel: :p

I have a sixth sense :rolleyes:.

Jan 7th, 2002, 09:04 PM
I really don't know who you are talking about :confused: :angel:

Jan 7th, 2002, 09:05 PM
Yeah right :D.

Jan 7th, 2002, 09:16 PM
Je crois que tu ferais mieux de te mêler de tes oignons lol ;)

This is again an "off-topic" discussion lol

Jan 7th, 2002, 09:19 PM
:angel: Hier c'était ma fête. Chacun son tour lol :angel:

Jan 7th, 2002, 09:24 PM
quel sale cabot ce Snoopy quand même ;)

Jan 7th, 2002, 09:32 PM
indeed ;)

Jan 7th, 2002, 10:04 PM

Jan 7th, 2002, 10:18 PM
tiens, ça sent le "N" par ici ;)

Jan 7th, 2002, 11:01 PM
Ouf heureusement qu'elle ne s'appelle pas Qatarina :o :D.

Jan 8th, 2002, 12:57 AM
Ok - I'll be the J-club president if you insist but i need me a <s>slave</s> vice president first

Obviously you have to be a J :lick: but as well as being ************** magnificent or wonderful - he needs that something else - maybe i should audition :p

Any volunteers?????

Your president :kiss:

Martian Martin
Jan 8th, 2002, 02:19 AM
Hmmm very interesting, quite true too!! ;)

Damn I wish I was a J though, but at least I'm not an N which I'm not complaining about!! ;)

Jan 8th, 2002, 02:20 AM
:wavey: @Julie although I know the election is biased ;).

Jan 8th, 2002, 03:26 AM
My election wont be biased - im very diplomatic - but maybe ill interview some people more than others :O

Jan 8th, 2002, 06:31 PM
Mine is almost on target, but I do like to take the lead sometimes. :bounce:

The Crow
Jan 8th, 2002, 11:12 PM
I'm not a candidate for the job. I would compromise myself way to quickly :o Or is that the whole idea?

Jan 9th, 2002, 12:55 AM
Isnt that the whole idea of the J-club - huh????? ;rolleyes:

Consider yourself my newly appointed <s> slave </s> vice president - you interviewed well sweetie :o

:kiss: :kiss: - now show me how good a j guy really is ;)

Apr 29th, 2002, 02:58 AM
I think my name (Nathaniel) is kinda dorky. It depends on how people say but once in a while some people have said it really sexy like and I was totally lovin it.

Apr 29th, 2002, 05:42 AM
My name?
J – You are totally **********ing marvelous!
Whatever that means.

Apr 29th, 2002, 09:47 AM

You are willing to try anything and everything

I am??? well, well, you learn something new everyday.. :rolleyes: