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JarkaFish
Dec 25th, 2012, 06:15 AM
This gift can be anything, a tennis skill or weapon, grand slam, item, etc.

I'd give Henin Wimbledon 2007. :angel:

Valanga
Dec 25th, 2012, 06:28 AM
Ivanovic, Stosur - A Backhand.

Imperfect Angel
Dec 25th, 2012, 06:37 AM
Rena - 2004 French Open
Na - A brain
Sveta - A brain
Kvitty - Fitter body
JJ - A crown

Grigorpova
Dec 25th, 2012, 07:09 AM
Stosur - French Open 2010

Pops Maellard
Dec 25th, 2012, 07:18 AM
Berdych - a blowjob :sobbing:.

hpme
Dec 25th, 2012, 07:23 AM
Ivanovic a brave heart!
Li Na a brave mind!

Dementieva a major title

b2b
Dec 25th, 2012, 07:24 AM
Berdych - a blowjob :sobbing:.

plz, as if MTF hasn't been gay enough these days.

njnetswill
Dec 25th, 2012, 07:32 AM
Berdych - a blowjob :sobbing:.

:lol:

njnetswill
Dec 25th, 2012, 07:33 AM
plz, as if MTF hasn't been gay enough these days.

You came to WTA world to escape the gays? Bless. :spit: :sobbing:

Natural Joe
Dec 25th, 2012, 07:34 AM
Shvedova, Li, Cirstea:

http://i46.tinypic.com/16c5gqu.jpg

Ivanovic:

http://cdn2.greenoptimistic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Hamburger.jpg

Kvitova:

http://www.abnehmen-blog.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/abnehmen-mit-crosstrainer-261x300.jpg

Sharakim
Dec 25th, 2012, 07:37 AM
Sharapova - a calender year grand slam or a way to beat Serena Williams

Yashal
Dec 25th, 2012, 07:51 AM
Berdych - a blowjob :sobbing:.

This...

and
Dementieva - 2004 FO :sobbing:
Azarenka - a better serve
Li - 2012 Rome :hysteric:

djbueno
Dec 25th, 2012, 08:10 AM
Li Na- mental fortitude
Venus- 2010 US Open :sobbing:
Maria Sharapova- my number

SilverPersian
Dec 25th, 2012, 08:29 AM
Stosur - French Open 2010

So much this :sobbing:

A voucher for a spray tan so she can get rid of her socklines would be second :hearts::)

Berdych - a blowjob :sobbing:.

:lol:

MaBaker
Dec 25th, 2012, 08:33 AM
I'd give Jelena a hug and a warm smile with the best wishes for her career and life. j/k, I'd give her either a slap or a slam title, I can't decide, both sound tempting.

AYUMI-GOAT
Dec 25th, 2012, 08:53 AM
Stosur - a backhand
Gajdosova - a brain & topspin
Minella - a brain

Mike81
Dec 25th, 2012, 09:07 AM
Sabine- some kind of lucky charm to avoid injuries :help:

and to be honest, I wish I could give the world to Bine, but my love is all I have to give, without her I don't think I could live :hug:

pj6FCKm8dhM

benbest
Dec 25th, 2012, 09:16 AM
Goerges - a T-Shirt size XS

deliverance.
Dec 25th, 2012, 09:29 AM
Barthel - coach with who she will travel on all tournaments.

stromatolite
Dec 25th, 2012, 10:17 AM
I wish Santa would give Sam a killer instinct on court, while leaving her sweet, laid-back off-court personality unchanged.:)

GermanBoy
Dec 25th, 2012, 05:51 PM
Sam Stosur - The appreciation & respect of some so-called tennis fans she deserves for her achievements

Sammo
Dec 25th, 2012, 06:05 PM
Sam: a bazooka for the next time she plays Azarenka :angel:

Chrissie-fan
Dec 25th, 2012, 06:06 PM
Caroline Wozniacki - Whatever she needs to make her happy.

stromatolite
Dec 25th, 2012, 06:09 PM
Sam: a bazooka for the next time she plays Azarenka :angel:

:lol: That might work. It's a very literal take on my killer instinct idea, but what the hey;)

Rex59
Dec 25th, 2012, 07:02 PM
Shvedova, Li, Cirstea:

http://i46.tinypic.com/16c5gqu.jpg

Ivanovic:

http://cdn2.greenoptimistic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Hamburger.jpg

Kvitova:

http://www.abnehmen-blog.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/abnehmen-mit-crosstrainer-261x300.jpg


:haha::haha:

legalise#
Dec 25th, 2012, 07:57 PM
Sabine Lisicki - a restraining order against Mike81

L'Enfant Sauvage
Dec 25th, 2012, 09:01 PM
Berdych - a blowjob :sobbing:.

:haha:

Mike81
Dec 26th, 2012, 10:46 AM
Sabine Lisicki - a restraining order against Mike81

another cheapshot :rolleyes:

Royals.
Dec 26th, 2012, 10:47 AM
Sabine Lisicki - a restraining order against Mike81

:eek::eek:

ohnoitsmchl
Dec 26th, 2012, 12:56 PM
Dani: A Grand Slam and a wedding ring :hearts:
Petko: An injury-free rest of her career

Valanga
Dec 26th, 2012, 04:02 PM
Berdych - a blowjob :sobbing:.

THIS

miffedmax
Dec 26th, 2012, 04:14 PM
For My Legion of Blondes:

1. Lena D.: Long, beautiful, blonde, adorable, drool-worthy BANGS.
2. Vika: A serve, a win over Serena in a major final, and more lurv from TF
3. Venus: a happy, healthy year with at least one more title
4. Martha: another major and the largest candy empire in the world
5. Jo-La: a backhand and a title, the two being pretty much connected
6. Andi: more majors for her and Lucie and even more chipmunky adorableness, if that's possible
7. Caro: a serve and a forehand and better taste in men
8. Vania: reunification with Shev
9. Alexa: an injury-free year. Or even month.
10 BMS: a $100 gift certificate to the women's section at Wal-Mart

alex.2812
Dec 26th, 2012, 10:53 PM
I would give the blow job to Gilles Simon.

I would give the next 4 slams to Sharapova.
And I would give Clijsters a machine to turn back time so she can get a chance to change those ugly loses to Henin.

Losing Streak
Dec 26th, 2012, 10:57 PM
Bepa, Alona, Chak: a new body :tears:

Cage
Dec 26th, 2012, 11:21 PM
Stosur - A Make over!

cautiouslip
Dec 26th, 2012, 11:34 PM
sharapova - a 6-0 6-0 win over serena in a major final :sobbing: