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Sammo
Dec 8th, 2012, 08:12 PM
I always wanted to host one of these :oh:

Anyway the sooner we get started the more ridiculous promises we get :devil:


If Serena wins the Australian Open, I'll put Serena in my avatar and change my username for AllPraiseLordSauron until someone else wins another Slam.

If Golda Errani or Wozniacki win the AO, I'll record a tennis match in which I only hit moonballs.

If Sam Stosur wins the AO, I'll learn how to use my boomerang

Petkorazzi
Dec 8th, 2012, 08:39 PM
Wow, way to choose a 19 letter username so then you can say when Serena wins that the mods won't let you change :oh:

Jimmie48
Dec 8th, 2012, 08:41 PM
If Sharapova wins the AO I'll buy a bag of Sugarpova, giving her some of my hard earned money. I'm not really sure it's even available to buy in Germany though...

Sammo
Dec 8th, 2012, 08:58 PM
Wow, way to choose a 19 letter username so then you can say when Serena wins that the mods won't let you change :oh:

Lol I had no idea, okay Lord.Sauron then :oh:

Cinek
Dec 8th, 2012, 09:03 PM
If Agnieszka Radwańska wins the AO I'll write in final thread: 'Thank You Aga' :lick:

saint2
Dec 8th, 2012, 09:06 PM
If whoever wins AO, I promise to get drunk for her honor.

dsanders06
Dec 8th, 2012, 09:15 PM
If Sharapova wins the AO, I will (after a 24-hour grace period) not troll in the slightest or insult other players until the end of March.

If Serena wins the AO, I will finally concede defeat and refer to Serena only as "Lordrena" until the end of March.

If Azarenka wins the AO, I will finally concede defeat and refer to Azarenka only as "Princessrenka" or "Heiressrenka" until the end of March.

L'Enfant Sauvage
Dec 8th, 2012, 09:18 PM
If the world's most fabulous diva, legendary mother Lordrena Jamekus Williams wins the AO, I will post only positive things and words of encouragement on this forum until the end of the FO(ie: no calling players "it", "monster", "demon", "satan", etc.) :angel:

If Princess Vika or Lady Aga win the AO, I will start off every post with the header 'Thank you Vika :hearts:"or "Thank you Aga :hearts:" until the start of RG :hearts:

If It vultures the AO I will vent my frustration in GM by becoming reNA-MUG and flooding the board with pointless threads and polls for the remainder of the year. :devil:

Spring Pools
Dec 8th, 2012, 09:26 PM
If Jankovic gets past the third round I'll make her my avatar.

Miracle Worker
Dec 8th, 2012, 10:01 PM
If Jankovic wins 3 matches in Australia I will remove all my faves from signature (except JJ).

moodin0931
Dec 9th, 2012, 12:24 AM
If Oudin makes the quarter finals I will not post on the board for a whole week. :oh:

Lachy
Dec 9th, 2012, 02:09 AM
If Sharapova wins the AO I'll buy a bag of Sugarpova, giving her some of my hard earned money. I'm not really sure it's even available to buy in Germany though...

You can buy it online, and pay for postage/shipping while you're at it :bigwave:

dragonflies
Dec 9th, 2012, 03:13 AM
If Sharapova wins the AO I'll buy a bag of Sugarpova, giving her some of my hard earned money. I'm not really sure it's even available to buy in Germany though...





If Sharapova wins the AO ( and Jimmie buys a bag of Sugarpova), I'll be a stalker for once in my life and snatch this candy bag away from this poster from his hard earned money.

Sugarpova might not be that much, but ticket to Germany is expensive to my hard earned money.

miffedmax
Dec 9th, 2012, 03:29 AM
It's such a dilemma. I mean, Vika winning the AO was so awesome. But not being able to mention Lena's beautiful bangs for almost 6 months...:hysteric:

Stonerpova
Dec 9th, 2012, 04:28 AM
If Ivanovic wins the title I'll eat a cheeseburger. Because one of us should.

jdog3008
Dec 9th, 2012, 04:44 AM
If Azarenka wins, I'll stop hating her fugly peacock nose.

Leo St
Dec 9th, 2012, 04:49 AM
if venus wins ill post a shirtless pic here

Leo St
Dec 9th, 2012, 04:50 AM
It's such a dilemma. I mean, Vika winning the AO was so awesome. But not being able to mention Lena's beautiful bangs for almost 6 months...:hysteric:

man, promise something for vee!

Vartan
Dec 9th, 2012, 04:54 AM
:hysteric: calling others vultures when your fave is Radwanska.

Charlatan
Dec 9th, 2012, 05:22 AM
:hysteric: calling others vultures when your fave is Radwanska.

Just a blatantly deliberate attempt at riling the fanbase up. It was cute at first, but gets transparent and lame at the end.

Aryman3
Dec 9th, 2012, 05:29 AM
If Urszula Radwanska wins AO before Agnieszka I'll...be a little surprised

Vartan
Dec 9th, 2012, 05:35 AM
That's not fun.

JarkaFish
Dec 9th, 2012, 07:08 AM
If Robson gets past 2R I'll make a pic of her my avatar.

djb84xi
Dec 9th, 2012, 07:29 AM
If Wozniacki win the Australian Open, I'll turn STRAIGHT for 6 months! :eek:

SilverPersian
Dec 9th, 2012, 07:55 AM
If Stosur wins I'll post a video of myself eating five consecutive buckets of cookies and cream ice cream

Lachy
Dec 9th, 2012, 07:59 AM
If Stosur wins I'll post a video of myself eating five consecutive buckets of cookies and cream ice cream

Ben & Jerry's?? :drool: :lol:

Sombrerero loco
Dec 9th, 2012, 08:26 AM
if Cornet wins the australian open i will do whatever you tell me to do

SilverPersian
Dec 9th, 2012, 08:47 AM
Ben & Jerry's?? :drool: :lol:

Hmmm ... I was thinking of a different brand. But Ben and Jerry's has smaller buckets, so I'll go with that :lol:

Stonerpova
Dec 10th, 2012, 12:12 AM
If Maria wins the AO I'll get alcohol poisoning. Not intentionally, but I'll be so happy that I will no doubt go out that night and drink myself into a coma :lol:

Break My Rapture
Dec 10th, 2012, 01:48 PM
If Ivanovic wins the title I'll eat a cheeseburger. Because one of us should.
http://imnotatoy.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/10_funny_celebrity_gifs3.gif?w=500

It had to be said. :sobbing:

flareon
Dec 10th, 2012, 06:45 PM
If Anne Keothavong qualifies, I will tell my crush I have a crush on them :sobbing:

Miss Atomic Bomb
Dec 10th, 2012, 06:49 PM
If any player that I don't like wins AO, I will let any person who quotes this post choose the idea for post-AO avatar and signature.

MrProdigy555
Dec 10th, 2012, 06:52 PM
If Serena wins the Australian Open, I'll send LBV a dick pic. :angel:

dragonflies
Dec 10th, 2012, 07:02 PM
If Vika wins the AO, I'll tell Vikapower that I have a crush on him/her/it. :tape:

silverwhite
Dec 10th, 2012, 07:56 PM
If Sarin wins the AO, I'll let the first person who bumps my post choose an avatar, which I will use for a month (nothing offensive that will get me banned though) :angel:

HRHoliviasmith
Dec 10th, 2012, 08:13 PM
If Ivanovic wins the title I'll eat a cheeseburger. Because one of us should.

you're on a roll lately. :happy:

Vartan
Dec 10th, 2012, 09:01 PM
If Maria wins the Australian Open, I will stop posting here for a month.
If her evil clone defends the Australian Open, I will officially become a Petra fan.

jameshazza
Dec 10th, 2012, 09:14 PM
If any player that I don't like wins AO, I will let any person who quotes this post choose the idea for post-AO avatar and signature.

Quoted.
Or are you talking about after? :unsure:

EDIT: I'll be coming after you too Silvia. :kiss:

Jack.
Dec 10th, 2012, 09:20 PM
If Caroline wins the AO I'll copy her forehand technique and play like her forever.

debby
Jan 5th, 2013, 10:22 PM
New thread !

Please just avoid the :yawn: "If X wins I will jump of joy/post on TF to congratulate the player/celebrate with a drink" .

So it would be fun to bet against the favourites :p

Top 10 according to betunfair :
Serena Williams
Victoria Azarenka
Maria Sharapova
Petra Kvitova
Angelique Kerber
Na Li
Agnieszka Radwanska
Samantha Stosur
Caroline Wozniacki
Venus Williams



I'll start.

If Serena wins the Australian Open, I will let AKB or/and LBV choose my username and silverwhite the sig of his choice for a month.
If Maria wins, my sig will say "Maria Sharapova is greater than Justine Henin" with an avatar of pressed Justine.
If Vika wins, I will post a pic of Redfoo in Vika threads for a month.

Natural Joe
Jan 5th, 2013, 10:27 PM
We've already had a similar thread:

http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=471929

debby
Jan 5th, 2013, 10:28 PM
We've already had a similar thread:

http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=471929

Oh thanks ! :yeah:

kusiak
Jan 5th, 2013, 10:28 PM
If Aga wins AO 2013, I will jump, scream and quit smoking.:angel::hearts:
If Serena wins AO 2013, I will buy a new jacket and will be very happy for her because she is the best player in the world and deserves to be number 1.:worship::worship:
If Vika wins AO 2013, I will be sad and will eat a lot of chocolate and ice creams to make myself feel better.:(

Evan James
Jan 5th, 2013, 10:44 PM
Hahahah this one is mine!!! :wavey:

Sorry debby, I still love you. :)

If ANA wins.............................. I will probably smile for the rest of the year and will be coming here just to make sure you guys are posting official apologizes to Ana for making jokes about her comeback. I mean it! ;)

Now really...If Ana wins, I am gonna be soooo happy and I will watch that final again and again and again on YT. Sweetheart Ana. :)

debby
Jan 26th, 2013, 04:24 PM
If whoever wins AO, I promise to get drunk for her honor.


If Azarenka wins the AO, I will finally concede defeat and refer to Azarenka only as "Princessrenka" or "Heiressrenka" until the end of March.


If Princess Vika or Lady Aga win the AO, I will start off every post with the header 'Thank you Vika :hearts:"or "Thank you Aga :hearts:" until the start of RG :hearts:

If Azarenka wins, I'll stop hating her fugly peacock nose.

If Robson gets past 2R I'll make a pic of her my avatar.


If Azarenka wins I'll pose outside of McDonald's with a sign saying: "Greatest Female Tennis Player Ever"


If Vika wins the AO, I'll tell Vikapower that I have a crush on him/her/it. :tape:


If her evil clone defends the Australian Open, I will officially become a Petra fan.



If Vika wins, I will post a pic of Redfoo in Vika threads for a month.


If Vika wins AO 2013, I will be sad and will eat a lot of chocolate and ice creams to make myself feel better.:(


http://i41.tinypic.com/24b6dt0.gif

Cosmic Voices
Jan 26th, 2013, 04:38 PM
debby you changed your name :sobbing:

debby
Jan 26th, 2013, 04:45 PM
debby you changed your name :sobbing:

Do you like it ?! :D

L'Enfant Sauvage
Jan 26th, 2013, 04:57 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/24b6dt0.gif

Thank you Vika :hearts:
Fuck you Debby :lol:

debby
Jan 26th, 2013, 05:01 PM
Thank you Vika :hearts:
Fuck you Debby :lol:

Every thread on GM or on TF including Serena Slam? :lol:

n1_and_uh_noone
Jan 26th, 2013, 05:03 PM
Trust debby to come up with the perfect dare to troll TF :lol:.

L'Enfant Sauvage
Jan 26th, 2013, 05:04 PM
Every thread on GM or on TF including Serena Slam? :lol:

Thank you Vika :hearts:

What do you care, it's not like you read Serena Slam... Or do you? :oh: I'll be a good sport and say every thread on TF :rolleyes: I really thought Lord had this AO in the bag :sobbing:

debby
Jan 26th, 2013, 05:07 PM
Trust debby to come up with the perfect dare to troll TF :lol:.

Formerly Trollby not for nothing ! ;) :lol:
too bad you didn't make any dare :oh:

Thank you Vika :hearts:

What do you care, it's not like you read Serena Slam... Or do you? :oh: I'll be a good sport and say every thread on TF :rolleyes: I really thought Lord had this AO in the bag :sobbing:

I do, yes, but I have to log off to be able to read SS... so I basically never read SS, too lazy to log off :lol: Yes I am banned from there, just like my soulmate Dumbsday :sobbing:

L'Enfant Sauvage
Jan 26th, 2013, 05:13 PM
Thank you Vika :hearts:


I do, yes, but I have to log off to be able to read SS... so I basically never read SS, too lazy to log off :lol: Yes I am banned from there, just like my soulmate Dumbsday :sobbing:

I actually didn't know YOU were banned from there too :haha: Out of curiosity, what does one have to do to get banned from a player forum? (So I never have to endure being unable to read Siberian Siren after Sugarmama's thrashings :oh:)

debby
Jan 26th, 2013, 06:32 PM
I actually didn't know YOU were banned from there too :haha: Out of curiosity, what does one have to do to get banned from a player forum? (So I never have to endure being unable to read Siberian Siren after Sugarmama's thrashings :oh:)

1/ keep bashing a player
2/ arguing with members from a sub forum who will report you (basically what happened to me, and it was not even about tennis lmao)
3/ being disliked so much by your fellow stans they report you

Vartan
Jan 26th, 2013, 07:14 PM
Debby why were you banned from Siberian Siren?

debby
Jan 26th, 2013, 07:16 PM
Debby why were you banned from Siberian Siren?

I am not :lol:
SS = Serena Slam in that discussion ;)

Vartan
Jan 26th, 2013, 07:19 PM
Oh :lol:

dsanders06
Jan 26th, 2013, 10:36 PM
Oh fuck, I forgot about this. :o

Vartan
Jan 26th, 2013, 11:20 PM
Petra :cheer: