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Car Key Boi
Dec 3rd, 2002, 03:52 PM
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Subject: 1999 silver Porsche Boxster convertible parked in the Elk Grove area, near Sacramento. Car had an expensive Alpine ICE system although the rear speakers hadn't been installed.

Offence: None really. I Shit In Your Convertible Boi spotted this target. The car was parked outside the owner's house with the roof down and was practically begging ISIYC Boi to take a dump in it. So he did. And I broke out the Swisstech Utili-Key.

Punishment: ISIYC Boi climbed inside to take his position as I carved out a large jaggy scratch running from rear tail light to edge of passenger door panel. Left a www.carkeyboi.com business card on top of the turd that ISIYC Boi had just deposited on the passenger seat.

BONUS: We walked back to my DeLorean, which was parked around the corner, basking in the glow of a job well done. Suddenly, just as we were getting into my ride, we heard a high pitched scream that was obviously a woman's voice. So we ran around the corner, knowing the likely cause of the commotion, and as we had thought, the wife of the owner of the Boxster was having an enraged freakout after having discovered our handiwork. Worse, for her that is, she had been unaware of our visit until she had sat down, right there, in the middle of ISIYC Boi's freshly laid steaming turd. The owner himself, was studying my handiwork with shock and horror on his face, totally oblivious to the distress that was emanating from his spouse. This gave myself and ISIYC Boi an extra reason to feel even more proud of ourselves then we had previously felt. We gave each other a High Five, and then got the fuck out of Elk Grove.

Mission accompished.

Car Key Boi :cool:

Helen Lawson
Dec 3rd, 2002, 04:27 PM
Those houses look like shitholes. Their crime was driving too nice a car for their neighborhood. House first, car second!

Car Key Boi
Dec 3rd, 2002, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by Helen Lawson
Those houses look like shitholes. Their crime was driving too nice a car for their neighborhood. House first, car second!

Yuo are absolutely correct

Before I became a full time keyer of cars, I was an accountant and I had a lot clients in the Sacramento/Elk Grove area. I would pay visits to these clients and most of them would piss and moan to my about how bad their finances were. Up to their eyes in debt, behind with their mortgage repayments, credit card debts busting to the seams and credit rating shot to hell, and yet they still found the bucks to purchase prestige cars while they kids went to school dressed in rags.

I can promise yuo that when I get back from vacation, I'm going to make Elk Grove a primary target. Shit, by the time I'm done, they isn;t going to be a single SUV or prestige automobile that isn't bearing my signature.

ELK GROVE=FUCKED

Car Key Boi :cool:

ps
my website is down :(

Car Key Boi
Dec 4th, 2002, 12:26 AM
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