View Full Version : I was threatened to death today!!

Gonzo Hates Me!
Dec 3rd, 2002, 06:00 AM
A man threatened to kill me today... all because of shrimp toast!!!!!!

King Satan
Dec 3rd, 2002, 07:15 AM
Sounds interesting lol give us some more info babe

Dec 3rd, 2002, 07:23 AM
Because of your shrimp toast? OMG! :eek:

Dec 3rd, 2002, 07:28 AM
Was it his pet shrimp you ate? :eek:
Seriously, I hope that he wasn't really dangerous...

Dec 3rd, 2002, 07:29 AM
Shrimp toast? :confused:

Dec 3rd, 2002, 07:48 AM
<<<<<is equally confused :confused:

Dec 3rd, 2002, 08:12 AM
Shrimp Toast
This recipe comes from a very good Chinese cookbook written in English. I highly recommend the Chinese Cooking Class Cookbook By the editors of Consumer Guide published by Beekman House New York

Shrimp Toast

Servings per Recipe
This recipe makes 12 servings

All Ingredients should be prepared before you start cooking this will save time and make cooking the dish easier and more enjoyable.
12 fresh uncooked large shrimp
1 egg
2 1/2 tablespoons (37ml) cornstarch
1/4 teaspoon (1ml) salt
Pinch pepper
3 slices sandwich bread
1 hard-cooked egg yolk
1 slice cooked ham (about 1 ounce or 30g)
1 green onion
2 cups (500ml) vegetable oil

Remove shells from shrimp, leaving tails intact. Remove back veins from shrimp. Cut down back of shrimp with sharp knife. Gently press shrimp with fingers to flatten.
Beat 1 egg, cornstarch, salt and pepper in a small bowl until blended. Add shrimp to egg mixture and toss until shrimp are completely coated. Remove crusts from bread. Cut each slice into quarter. Place one shrimp, cut side down, on each bread piece. Gently press shrimp to adhere to bread. Brush or rub small amount of egg mixture over each shrimp.
Cut egg yolk and ham into 1/2 inch (1.5cm) pieces. Finely chop onion. Place one piece each of egg yolk and ham and a scant 1/4 teaspoon (1 ml) chopped onion on each shrimp.
Heat oil in wok over medium-high heat until it reaches 375F (190C). Fry 3 or 4 shrimp-bread pieces at a time in the hot oil until golden, 1 to 2 minutes on each side. Drain on absorbent paper.

Basicially it is a shrimp compund Mixture that is spread over toast, like a favourite honey, or Marmalade.

Dec 3rd, 2002, 08:17 AM

Dec 3rd, 2002, 09:45 AM
I am glad you're okee then (well I hope)

Car Key Boi
Dec 3rd, 2002, 09:58 AM
Originally posted by Nwando_of_Monaco
A man threatened to kill me today... all because of shrimp toast!!!!!!

yeah? I tell ya what babe, yuo post his personal info and I'll send the Bois round

I'll key the shit out of his ride, Hubcap will steal his hubcaps (thats if his car has any, this is becoming a problem for Hubcap, most of the cars today have alloys, he's even considering retirement, or even taking up another discipline like peeing in gas tanks) ISIYC Boi will take a dump inside his car and Legal Boi will serve him with a baseball bat and Architect Boi will draw a sketch of the event, for posting in this forum to give everyone a good laugh.

Car Key Boi :cool:

Dec 3rd, 2002, 10:40 AM
Oh wow, CKB is now the board's bodyguard. :o

Dec 3rd, 2002, 10:44 AM
it's very sad if you are killed because of shrimp toast!!

Dec 3rd, 2002, 10:46 AM
oh so this is shrimp toast:


Colin B
Dec 3rd, 2002, 12:54 PM
Which of your given locations were you in at the time,Nwando? Just so I know where not to mention Shrimp Toast should I ever find myself there!

BTW, I hope you have recovered from the ordeal.

King Aaron
Dec 3rd, 2002, 03:03 PM
lol I'm glad you're fine. :)

Gonzo Hates Me!
Dec 3rd, 2002, 06:08 PM
lol you guys!!!

Well, me and my friend ordered Chinese. I can not order Chinese and not order shrimp toast. Nobody really knows about this dish either, so my friend was really eager to see it. It's almost like mashed, soft shrimp inside of a very greasy, triangular-shaped toast.

So an hour later, the food comes. We were already mad because it was so late. But we look inside, and my shrimp toast wasn't there!!!!!!!! I was SO mad. So I call the place back and ask them to send me the toast. And they're like okay. An hour later, it still hasn't come. So I called the place, and this annoying lady was all like, "We not charge you for the shrimp toast, we don't bring the shrimp toast." But I mean, we ordered it, and it was on the receit, but they refused to bring it. Then she hung up on me. So I called her back like 3 times. And she screamed at me! After that, I talked to 2 men, who each hung up on me too. And this was so rude. I WANTED MY FUCKIN' shrimp toast. So I called back, and the guy was like, "We not charge you for shrimp toast, we not bring shrimp toast. I KILL YOU!!!!!"

And I was just thinking, WHO THE FUCK!!!

Dec 3rd, 2002, 06:35 PM
lmao - nwan you manage to get yourself in some strange situations i must say :o

King Satan
Dec 3rd, 2002, 11:40 PM
Originally posted by Tammy
lmao - nwan you manage to get yourself in some strange situations i must say :o

very true :D