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Car Key Boi
Nov 30th, 2002, 04:04 PM
The #1 internet resource for everything yuo wanted to know about keying cars is now launched!

Includes the usual selected keying reports including pics of the keyings. There's also some pics of the Car Key Boi control centre and there's even a pic of myself.

There are also links to some of the finest body shop centres in California in case yuo ever happen to be a victim of my key - and yuo will be a victim - it's just a question of when.

However, I must stress that I have no commercial connection with those body shops. Here's a copy of an e-mail that I just sent to those body shops.


"Hey guys, greetings from the Car Key Boi

I hope that my work has helped put some extra turkey on the table for yuo and yuor crew over Thanksgiving.

And because I key an average of 40 cars a day, it's safe to say that yuo are going to be incredibly rich. I suggest you start thinking about where you're going to build your Caribbean vacation home.

All I ask in return is that yuo and yuor crew pay a small tribute to me and my art every so often, perhaps with a toast or something."


Btw, any contributions for the CKB Fan and the CKB Hate pages would be appreciated.

site url: www.carkeyboi.com
e-mail: carkeyboi@carkeyboi.com
- Car Key Boi :cool:

Car Key Boi
Nov 30th, 2002, 11:15 PM
********SCREEEEEEEECH******** BUMP!! :D

Jetta
Nov 30th, 2002, 11:18 PM
The site sucks.

Car Key Boi
Dec 1st, 2002, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by Posh
The site sucks.

does not :(

anton
Dec 1st, 2002, 08:12 PM
there is a lot of work to do on your website.

Car Key Boi
Dec 1st, 2002, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by anton
there is a lot of work to do on your website.

what does it need? more poop stories?

Glenn
Dec 1st, 2002, 08:39 PM
what a lame site :rolleyes:

matthias
Dec 1st, 2002, 08:50 PM
what the fuck is a CAR KEY BOI?
i will not judge the website before i know it

Jetta
Dec 2nd, 2002, 12:18 AM
Originally posted by Car Key Boi


does not :(


does to :(

2284
Dec 2nd, 2002, 12:20 AM
LMAO @ Posh

Car Key Boi
Dec 2nd, 2002, 12:20 AM
does not :(

King Satan
Dec 2nd, 2002, 12:20 AM
I agree with allie, that site sucks total asshole :D

Rasha
Dec 2nd, 2002, 12:29 AM
I like the Car Animations, but what does your site and yourself represent :)

Car Key Boi
Dec 2nd, 2002, 12:41 AM
Originally posted by Rasha
I like the Car Animations, but what does your site and yourself represent :)

I am to be the #1 resource for everything about keying cars :)

yuo know, a site that someone can visit for all sorts of information, tips on how to key cars, what tools to use and so on and so forth.

Also, owners who think they've been a CKB victim, can check the site to verify that I have indeed keyed their car.

A car that has been keyed by the Car Key Boi obtains a certain kudos :)

Rasha
Dec 2nd, 2002, 12:46 AM
ok, but wouldn't it be easier to go to and get it repaired, wouldn't that be the most sensible thing to do?

Berlin_Calling
Dec 2nd, 2002, 12:48 AM
I think the site is great :D. With the exception of the shit page of course :eek:

Car Key Boi
Dec 2nd, 2002, 12:51 AM
I do provide links on my website to some of the finest body repair shops in California so that the owners can get their car repaired as soon as poss

I can then key the shit out of their car again, as soon as poss :cool:

Rasha
Dec 2nd, 2002, 12:54 AM
I think it's really stupid what you do (If you do that at all) Why should ordinary people of the public, who mind their own business and don't annoy you pay for repairs that you do to their car?? Just one day a car alarm is going to go off and next thing you will be in the slammer :)

Car Key Boi
Dec 2nd, 2002, 12:54 AM
Originally posted by *ChRiSpY*
I think the site is great :D. With the exception of the shit page of course :eek:

lmao, thanks

the poop page is just a bit of light relief, it's not serious. Besides I didn't make any contribution to that section. That was mainly Hubcap Boi and I Shit In Yuor Convertable Boi who did the poop page.

But the rest of the site is totally dedicated to keying and nothing else. No poop there I assure yuo.

thanks for writing

Car Key Boi :cool: