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Atomic
Aug 31st, 2012, 10:48 PM
As the masses of gay and homosexual people on this forum will know, repressing ones sexuality is extremely difficult, and unhealthy (despite the word of God being against it). Today Maria Sharapova, who has faced rumours over her sexuality for years, announced her split from Sasha Vujacic (a fully fledged, red blooded male).

In my opinion, it is fairly obvious that the reason behind their split was Maria's sexuality. To me, her lesbianity has always been pretty obvious, and I love her in spite of it. Of course recently she went through the faze of cutting her hair short; a classic sign. I've even updated my avatar to a picture showing her in her unashamed, dykey glory. So what do you guys think, had Maria simply had enough of hiding in her (dungaree-filled) closet?

KournikovaFan91
Aug 31st, 2012, 10:49 PM
In before this thread disappears :lol:

TeamUla
Aug 31st, 2012, 10:49 PM
Yuri would be DEAD if found out. :oh:

Mary Cherry.
Aug 31st, 2012, 10:51 PM
Sasha may have had a girly name but it just wasn't enough...

ToopsTame
Aug 31st, 2012, 10:52 PM
Camilla. The time is now.

kwilliams
Aug 31st, 2012, 10:52 PM
Nice attempt at trying to be offensive but you didn't go far enough to warrant a serious response.

TeamUla
Aug 31st, 2012, 10:53 PM
Camilla. The time is now.

Who's Camilla? Giorgi?

Atomic
Aug 31st, 2012, 10:54 PM
Further evidence:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Qg6J04XZhR4/SPEX7qy6rcI/AAAAAAAAC_c/Mh5tExThLb4/s400/1187755041bs9.jpg

Mary Cherry.
Aug 31st, 2012, 10:54 PM
I wonder if she likes building IKEA furniture...do they have IKEA in America?

jrm
Aug 31st, 2012, 10:55 PM
get life people :rolleyes:

cowsonice
Aug 31st, 2012, 10:56 PM
I wonder if she likes building IKEA furniture...do they have IKEA in America?

:rolls:

Sally Todd
Aug 31st, 2012, 11:00 PM
I wonder if she likes building IKEA furniture...do they have IKEA in America?

The answer is yes. I knew a butch who was an ace at shoplifting large items from IKEA. :D

Mary Cherry.
Aug 31st, 2012, 11:03 PM
get life people :rolleyes:

But I have a wardrobe to build and it's a two (wo)man job, I want to know if she can help.

Atomic
Aug 31st, 2012, 11:03 PM
I'm just speaking from experience, nothing can compare to your first true love.
http://cdn03.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2008/07/camilla-belle-maria-sharapova.jpg

fifty-fifty
Aug 31st, 2012, 11:03 PM
As the masses of gay and homosexual people on this forum will know, repressing ones sexuality is extremely difficult, and unhealthy (despite the word of God being against it). Today Maria Sharapova, who has faced rumours over her sexuality for years, announced her split from Sasha Vujacic (a fully fledged, red blooded male).

In my opinion, it is fairly obvious that the reason behind their split was Maria's sexuality. To me, her lesbianity has always been pretty obvious, and I love her in spite of it. Of course recently she went through the faze of cutting her hair short; a classic sign. I've even updated my avatar to a picture showing her in her unashamed, dykey glory. So what do you guys think, had Maria simply had enough of hiding in her (dungaree-filled) closet?

:facepalm:

wrong forum

go back to L Chat

http://s1.zetaboards.com/L_Anon/forum/1696462/

Atomic
Aug 31st, 2012, 11:05 PM
:facepalm:

wrong forum

go back to L Chat

http://s1.zetaboards.com/L_Anon/forum/1696462/

Sorry but this is clearly about tennis. If Maria is a lesbian this could have a massive impact upon her tennis career. She will learn to serve and volley, to slice, to chip and charge. Just look at Martina Navratilova.

edificio
Aug 31st, 2012, 11:07 PM
Because she broke up with her boyfriend, she's gay? :rolleyes:

Talula
Aug 31st, 2012, 11:07 PM
Sorry but this is clearly about tennis. If Maria is a lesbian this could have a massive impact upon her tennis career. She will learn to serve and volley, to slice, to chip and charge. Just look at Martina Navratilova.

If only Monica had been a Lesbian.

Atomic
Aug 31st, 2012, 11:09 PM
Because she broke up with her boyfriend, she's gay? :rolleyes:

That is correct, keep up please.

MiiMo
Aug 31st, 2012, 11:12 PM
That is correct, keep up please.

What are the clues that can tell you Maria is lesbian, because I don't see any

bobito
Aug 31st, 2012, 11:15 PM
Sorry but this is clearly about tennis. If Maria is a lesbian this could have a massive impact upon her tennis career. She will learn to serve and volley, to slice, to chip and charge. Just look at Martina Navratilova.

Not to mention Amelie Mauresmo and Jana Novotna. Do you think Masha will start hitting a one-handed backhand as well?

Atomic
Aug 31st, 2012, 11:16 PM
Not to mention Amelie Mauresmo and Jana Novotna. Do you think Masha will start hitting a one handed backhand as well?

I would say it's likely, but then Sam Stosur bucked the trend. Maybe a faulty gene or something? Then again, her backhand is a bag of shit.

Rest Maria!
Aug 31st, 2012, 11:17 PM
She will also become doubles GOAT, if only she manages to find a proper lesbian partner.

Valanga
Aug 31st, 2012, 11:22 PM
I wonder if she likes building IKEA furniture...do they have IKEA in America?

:lol:

nat75
Aug 31st, 2012, 11:26 PM
:facepalm:

wrong forum

go back to L Chat

http://s1.zetaboards.com/L_Anon/forum/1696462/

Only if the hetero trolls stop posting there. :P

lefty24
Aug 31st, 2012, 11:28 PM
Sasha may have had a girly name but it just wasn't enough...

Is that really a lesbian stereotype?

That explains a lot. :sobbing:

Mr.Sharapova
Aug 31st, 2012, 11:31 PM
:facepalm:. And you opened this thread why?

Mary Cherry.
Aug 31st, 2012, 11:34 PM
Is that really a lesbian stereotype?

That explains a lot. :sobbing:

I have no idea, I just made that one up on the spot :lol:

flyingmachine
Aug 31st, 2012, 11:34 PM
I wonder if she likes building IKEA furniture...do they have IKEA in America?

:haha: You mean she is either a Billy Bookcase or a Pax Wardrobe.:lol:

jameshazza
Aug 31st, 2012, 11:37 PM
Sorry but this is clearly about tennis. If Maria is a lesbian this could have a massive impact upon her tennis career. She will learn to serve and volley, to slice, to chip and charge. Just look at Martina Navratilova.

:sobbing:

the cat
Aug 31st, 2012, 11:50 PM
I'm just speaking from experience, nothing can compare to your first true love.
http://cdn03.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2008/07/camilla-belle-maria-sharapova.jpg

Those were the days. ;) I remember when Masha used to hang out with this beautiful actress and their blonde friend too.

By the way there is no proof Sharapova is gay. I doubt she is but if she is so what.

ivanban
Aug 31st, 2012, 11:58 PM
Sasha may have had a girly name but it just wasn't enough...

He still has that name, and it's not considered as a girly name in this part of Europe :scratch:

danieln1
Sep 1st, 2012, 12:14 AM
Camilla. The time is now.

The perfect couple.

But her and Serena are also the perfect couple.

égalité
Sep 1st, 2012, 12:28 AM
Can't believe this made it to page 3 :oh:

But yes obviously. I'm not sure Renochka is her type though.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/Darklingv20/Screenshot2012-08-31at82945PM.png

tennnisfannn
Sep 1st, 2012, 12:31 AM
The perfect couple.

But her and Serena are also the perfect couple.

Well said, no wonder when they are playing against each other, maria is usually too besotted to think. She loves the bagels as they remind of her of possible endless love!

Atomic
Sep 1st, 2012, 12:40 AM
Oh wow, if I wasn't convinced before I certainly was after seeing this!! Why wasn't this a bigger news story?!?! :help:


http://i48.tinypic.com/1t9bp3.png

Coconut91
Sep 1st, 2012, 12:44 AM
:facepalm:

laurie
Sep 1st, 2012, 12:45 AM
Tennis forum never changes eh?

n1_and_uh_noone
Sep 1st, 2012, 12:46 AM
Damn you, my keyboard is ruined forever now, and I have to make myself another cup of coffee :mad:...


:haha:

ampers&
Sep 1st, 2012, 12:48 AM
Oh wow, if I wasn't convinced before I certainly was after seeing this!! Why wasn't this a bigger news story?!?! :help:


http://i48.tinypic.com/1t9bp3.png
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/creepy-dude.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=4612)

Btw, total and complete DEATH at the audience. Especially Chris and the dude. :tears:

Craig.
Sep 1st, 2012, 12:52 AM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/creepy-dude.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=4612)

Btw, total and complete DEATH at the audience. Especially Chris and the dude. :tears:

Carillo :hysteric:

pokey camp
Sep 1st, 2012, 12:58 AM
Oh wow, if I wasn't convinced before I certainly was after seeing this!! Why wasn't this a bigger news story?!?! :help:


http://i48.tinypic.com/1t9bp3.png

http://i42.tinypic.com/4kirs1.jpg

Smoke944
Sep 1st, 2012, 01:08 AM
Oh wow, if I wasn't convinced before I certainly was after seeing this!! Why wasn't this a bigger news story?!?! :help:


http://i48.tinypic.com/1t9bp3.png

:spit: :lol:

Mary Cherry.
Sep 1st, 2012, 01:12 AM
He still has that name, and it's not considered as a girly name in this part of Europe :scratch:

Perhaps, but not so much in the US of A.

Oh wow, if I wasn't convinced before I certainly was after seeing this!! Why wasn't this a bigger news story?!?! :help:


http://i48.tinypic.com/1t9bp3.png

http://i.imgur.com/piZiz.gif

davidmario
Sep 1st, 2012, 01:24 AM
Yuri would be DEAD if found out. :oh:

Masha would be dead if Yuri found out ;)

tonybotz
Sep 1st, 2012, 01:27 AM
ugh, now all i keep thinking about is Pam Shriver "chewing on her lips". When Pammy made that comment to Masha i almost died.

wildemu
Sep 1st, 2012, 01:28 AM
the only thing that has been confirmed is that sasha's gay

lefty24
Sep 1st, 2012, 01:30 AM
Masha would be dead if Yuri found out ;)

I'm sure that if she were gay, Yuri would already know.

hablo
Sep 1st, 2012, 01:34 AM
So Sharpie broke up with her fiance? :speakles:

I guess that website (I forget the name) was right after all. :p

tonybotz
Sep 1st, 2012, 01:36 AM
Further evidence:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Qg6J04XZhR4/SPEX7qy6rcI/AAAAAAAAC_c/Mh5tExThLb4/s400/1187755041bs9.jpg

LMAO

lefty24
Sep 1st, 2012, 01:40 AM
LMAO

The best part is that he didnt even choose the Gayest pic of Masha from those practice pics. :tape: