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Qrystyna
Jun 22nd, 2012, 06:51 AM
Okay, we all know Serena's famous quote directed at umpire Eva Asderaki at last year's U.S. Open. Now, just recently I found myself using it as well, which probably goes to show how tennis obsessed I am. :p Here's the story:

I'm currently working on the practical part of my medical studies, which of course entails working in an actual hospital. We get another student joining us named Matthew, and from the first sight, I have a crush. He's tall, VERY handsome, and well built. That crush lasts until the guy actually opens his mouth. It turns out he's a spoiled rich boy who went to some fancy boarding school, got BMW's for his birthday, won't stay in anything less than a 5-star, you know the type. Everything is a joke with this guy; you try to work with him and you get nothing but jokes, movie quotes, and sarcastic nonsense, at least a dozen times before getting a straight answer. For weeks all of this has been working on my nerve. Finally, I pulled him aside and told him: "You really need to grow up. It's okay to joke around every once in awhile, but it gets old very quickly if you do it constantly. You're not at boarding school anymore; this is a hospital!" - so of course then he goes around telling everyone that I'm just a "bitch", and I "can't take a joke" and then starts making up stories that I was angry because I asked him out and he rejected me. :lol: So, I start trying to avoid him completely, until I'm going to check on an old man who happens to be my favourite patient, and Matthew comes barging in saying: "Okay, we got to get this place sorted out, Old Izak died of cardiac arrest a couple of hours ago", and of course I am sitting there looking shocked and sad, until he adds "Just kidding, he's out for a walk!". :fiery: And of course then, my response is, quite simply: "Matthew... that was just awful. You're very unattractive inside". Immediately, his eyes hit the floor, and I thought he was going to cry. Now since then, he won't talk or make eye contact with anyone, and told one of my co-workers that me calling him unattractive inside was "the worst thing anybody has ever said to him". :rolleyes: (I guess maybe that's how Eva felt when Serena called her that :lol:) I suppose that deep down inside he's just an insecure little boy whose parents didn't pay much attention to him. But of course there is no need for him to behave the way he does.

Has anybody else ever used the "unattractive inside" line? Or anything else that a tennis player said? :p

Kəv.
Jun 22nd, 2012, 08:23 AM
:hug: Spoilt kids.

Yeh, they're annoying :o

The Witch-king
Jun 22nd, 2012, 08:59 AM
Wow could you put that in bullet form

duhcity
Jun 22nd, 2012, 10:22 AM
Serena stole "If i'm walking down the hallway you better look the other way" from me.
And the "Last time I checked this is AMERICA" is a CLASSIC line.

Super Dave
Jun 22nd, 2012, 01:24 PM
Immediately, his eyes hit the floor, and I thought he was going to cry. Now since then, he won't talk or make eye contact with anyone, and told one of my co-workers that me calling him unattractive inside was "the worst thing anybody has ever said to him". :rolleyes:

Well, at least it was effective!

VSFan1 aka Joshua L.
Jun 22nd, 2012, 01:31 PM
That would hurt, but maybe it was needed to be said?

ElusiveChanteuse
Jun 22nd, 2012, 01:45 PM
You go girl!:rocker2:

Direwolf
Jun 22nd, 2012, 02:05 PM
Chillax...
It's not that often you meet tall, VERY handsome and well built guy in a hospital.

"Just kidding, he's out for a walk!"
COme on it's funny... It wouldn't hurt if you just smile and ignore or what?

Sammo
Jun 22nd, 2012, 03:51 PM
Well done Mira, I hate annoying rich boys.

Shadowcat
Jun 22nd, 2012, 04:09 PM
Yeah I can't stand people too who thinks they all it and do stuff which they thinks it's funny especially from guys.

Kudos too you from saying that to him. :yeah:

Maybe I would use that phrase when I'm really furious.

Moveyourfeet
Jun 22nd, 2012, 04:13 PM
Okay, we all know Serena's famous quote directed at umpire Eva Asderaki at last year's U.S. Open. Now, just recently I found myself using it as well, which probably goes to show how tennis obsessed I am. :p Here's the story:

I'm currently working on the practical part of my medical studies, which of course entails working in an actual hospital.

What pgy are you? And what specialty?

Qrystyna
Jun 22nd, 2012, 04:35 PM
Chillax...
It's not that often you meet tall, VERY handsome and well built guy in a hospital.


COme on it's funny... It wouldn't hurt if you just smile and ignore or what?

I don't mind joking around but it gets very irritating when that's all someone does all day long... Especially if you're trying to work with them.

young_gunner913
Jun 22nd, 2012, 06:17 PM
Yes. I was yelling that at Mr.SerenaWilliams the other week when he beat me in our tennis warm ups.

On a serious note, maybe you could have phrased it better, but classic Serena never fails to deliver. There's other hot hunky men in the world who don't have the maturity of a 9 year old.

King Halep
Jun 22nd, 2012, 11:16 PM
Chillax...
It's not that often you meet tall, VERY handsome and well built guy in a hospital.


COme on it's funny... It wouldn't hurt if you just smile and ignore or what?

wait until you are dealing with sickness and death every day, you will think its hilarious

King Halep
Jun 22nd, 2012, 11:16 PM
Well done Mira, I hate annoying rich boys.

:hysteric:

Sammo
Jun 23rd, 2012, 12:22 AM
:hysteric:

Wut? On real life I troll less than here :lol:

Qrystyna
Jun 23rd, 2012, 12:30 AM
What pgy are you? And what specialty?


Well, we don't call it Pgy here, but I do know what you're talking about, and it's my first year. My speciality is internal medicine. :)

Novichok
Jun 23rd, 2012, 02:12 AM
Wut? On real life I troll less than here :lol:

You troll in real life? :o

eck
Jun 23rd, 2012, 02:24 AM
Really? Unattractive inside is the worst thing he's heard in his life?

hdfb
Jun 23rd, 2012, 04:34 AM
Oh my gosh I'm glad the doctors here aren't like that. That guy is really *that* type, being spoonfed praise his entire life and shellshocked when someone says something like that. Good on you though, these wankers need to know.

debby
Jun 23rd, 2012, 09:32 AM
Really? Unattractive inside is the worst thing he's heard in his life?

MTE

and he is going to be a doctor. God bless him. :hysteric:

Sammo
Jun 23rd, 2012, 01:18 PM
You troll in real life? :o

Just a little bit... But usually it's countertrolling :lol:

Mrs. Dimitrova
Jun 24th, 2012, 08:42 AM
Good on you but personally I don't find "unattractive inside" a very insulting phrase. Maybe it's just me but it wouldn't be anything close to the "worst thing I've ever heard in my life". :lol:

FedererBulgaria
Jun 24th, 2012, 10:54 AM
Very well said!In life its like that-when somebody look attractive u find out he is unattractive inside!Yes,there is still people who are beautiful inside and outside,but world is full with heratless machines,attention-seekers!

$uricate
Jun 24th, 2012, 01:39 PM
Wut? On real life I troll less than here :lol:

In real life you live under a bridge.

nevetssllim
Jun 24th, 2012, 01:49 PM
Did you point to your chest when you said he was 'unattractive inside?' :p

Mynarco
Jun 24th, 2012, 01:57 PM
I am more curious about how hot he is

Sammo
Jun 24th, 2012, 01:58 PM
In real life you live under a bridge.

A bridge with Wi-Fi? :scratch:


Did you point to your chest when you said he was 'unattractive inside?' :p

With 8-inch red nails?

Ferg
Jun 24th, 2012, 03:26 PM
Tell him about how you're going to shove balls down his throat next time or something. That should shut him up for good.

Number19
Jun 24th, 2012, 03:32 PM
Do rich people grow up that coddled they never hear any criticism or anything disparaging that this is the worst insult? If somebody said that to me i'd just laugh and say in a flirty way, "Well, at least the outside is working for you." *wink*

On the positive it means he does have a working heart in there that could be hurt.