View Full Version : Hulk-wannabe man covers himself in permanent green paint!

Jun 11th, 2012, 04:12 AM
DailyMail wrote:I need a soaper-hero! Wannabe Incredible Hulk covers himself in green paint... and then discovers it won't come off

It's not easy being green - as one Brazilian man proved when he painted himself to look like the Incredible Hulk - and found the colour wouldn't wash off.

Pool attendant Paulo Henrique dos Santos, from Vila Cruzeiro, dressed up as the comic book hero for a running event, but got a nasty shock when the time came to remove the green paint.

After frantic scrubbing, the hapless chap realised he'd used a paint reserved for ballistic missiles and nuclear submarines.

According to Brazilian news site Extra.globo.com, Paulo had hoped to buy a brand of paint he'd used on a previous outing as the Hulk, but the shop he went to didn't have it.

Desperate to undo his inking, the would-be superhero spent Sunday and Monday having 'about 20 baths,' and was forced to sleep in a room lined with plastic bags.

He feared the industrial paint could actually give him lead poisoning, though he appears to have had no symptoms.

The 35-year-old, who also works as a DJ in Rio de Janeiro and is known as MC Marronzinho, has achieved overnight celebrity in his local area.

As if being bright green wasn't embarrassing enough, the local press ran pictures of his mother trying to remove the paint - and referred to her as his girlfriend.

It was only after being scrubbed by a gang of friends and neighbours for 24 hours that Paulo finally removed the stubborn staining.

So was he left feeling blue? Amazingly, Paulo says he doesn't regret the incident



Jun 11th, 2012, 06:16 AM
The toilet brush :crying2:

Jun 11th, 2012, 06:23 AM

Jun 11th, 2012, 07:45 AM

lee station
Jun 11th, 2012, 11:56 AM
jeez, they needed 24 frickin hours :facepalm: :lol:

Jun 11th, 2012, 01:40 PM
After frantic scrubbing, the hapless chap realised he'd used a paint reserved for ballistic missiles and nuclear submarines.

Where the fuck did he get that from? :haha:

The toilet brush :crying2:



Jun 11th, 2012, 01:55 PM
I feel sorry for his mother.

Jun 11th, 2012, 10:11 PM
Lol!!! He looks super unhappy!!

lee station
Jun 11th, 2012, 11:17 PM
Lol!!! He looks super unhappy!!

of course... he the hulk. hulk angry, hulk smash!

Jun 12th, 2012, 01:59 AM

Jun 12th, 2012, 03:57 AM
at least they are some place that will accept him to work for

Greenpeace :p

Jun 12th, 2012, 07:17 PM