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Picol
Nov 22nd, 2002, 06:14 AM
The first person is...me.

Lets get it the groove here, if anything needed a silicon injection it was was my "Left tit, right tit" thread :o


Car Key Boi. Well it is just old. (Reaching for the wonder bra to prove my worth here :P)

Choco. For gods sake, how many headlines do we need in one day? Plus they are very pro one way and anti the other. I will not say the word, but you know what I am thinking, (reaching for the lift and seperator, damn things will not stand up :()

irma
Nov 22nd, 2002, 06:15 AM
:sad:

Picol
Nov 22nd, 2002, 06:17 AM
Originally posted by Picol
The first person is...me.

Lets get it the groove here, if anything needed a silicon injection it was was my "Left tit, right tit" thread :o


Car Key Boi. Well it is just old. (Reaching for the wonder bra to prove my worth here :P)

Choco. For gods sake, how many headlines do we need in one day? Plus they are very pro one way and anti the other. I will not say the word, but you know what I am thinking, (reaching for the lift and seperator, damn things will not stand up :()


Waaaaaahhhhhh, I did not mean to upset anyone :( Sorry Irma

irma
Nov 22nd, 2002, 06:19 AM
you didn't upset me. I just feel old;)

Picol
Nov 22nd, 2002, 06:29 AM
The pencil test will sort you out honey.

Step 1. Lift the left breast

Step 2. Insert one hb pencil.

Step 3. If that pencil does not move, throw your bra and tits to the wind and bounce free

Step 4. If that pencil even wavers a mm, call a concrete company for major support :P

Step 5. Waaaaahhhh it moved!!!!!

King Lindsay
Nov 22nd, 2002, 06:39 AM
Actually, i like choco's threads. Some are pretty interesting.

earthcrystal
Nov 22nd, 2002, 06:46 AM
Originally posted by Picol
The pencil test will sort you out honey.

Step 1. Lift the left breast

Step 2. Insert one hb pencil.

Step 3. If that pencil does not move, throw your bra and tits to the wind and bounce free

Step 4. If that pencil even wavers a mm, call a concrete company for major support :P

Step 5. Waaaaahhhh it moved!!!!!

Picol darling, I have good news for you. Someone taught you a
backwards version of the pencil test.

Here's how it really goes:

If the pencil stays in place--you're sagging all over it--and need some "lift". :sad:

If it moves or (like with me) falls promptly to the floor--Congrats! you're still much too perky to hold it in place...! :cool:

As for the original intent of the thread, perhaps another day. I'm in a rather good mood at the moment. :)

Picol
Nov 22nd, 2002, 07:02 AM
Now Miss Earth, I was told that the gap between our breasts and chest should be no wider then a HB pencil and if perky, should hold that pencil. Any wider and we are on the slow run to saggy heaven.

But I do prefer your idea, it fell to the floor and under your belief I can throw them to the wind and proclaim happiness :)

Picol
Nov 22nd, 2002, 07:05 AM
Originally posted by King Lindsay
Actually, i like choco's threads. Some are pretty interesting.

Do not worry about it honey, have decided this thread is all about perky tits, namely mine and earthcrystals :)

earthcrystal
Nov 22nd, 2002, 07:09 AM
Let's not even get into the finer points of the test, shall we? (..gap?!...um...nevermind.)

Perky tits rule! :D

Picol
Nov 22nd, 2002, 07:21 AM
Well obviously some of our tits are perkier then others. The gap rules *cough* Of course mans, er, paraphenlia is similar, they are either perky balls or "hang a wardrobe" on balls :o oh dear, I have lost track again.