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Car Key Boi
Nov 21st, 2002, 04:51 PM
I'll start off with

"You religious assholes don't know what the fuck you're talking about" by God

"How to Win Friends and Influence People" by Car Key Boi

gentenaire
Nov 21st, 2002, 04:53 PM
My biography

per4ever
Nov 21st, 2002, 04:55 PM
HP 6 and 7 :p

Car Key Boi
Nov 21st, 2002, 05:05 PM
"How I Made it on My Own," by George W. Bush

"How I Made it on My Own," by Gwyneth Paltrow

"How I Made it on My Own," by Ben Stiller

"How I Made it on My Own," by Bill Ford

"How I Made it on My Own," by Jane Fonda

per4ever
Nov 21st, 2002, 05:06 PM
"In this book:How to annoy people" by Car Key Boi

carot
Nov 21st, 2002, 05:10 PM
HP 5 :p

:p@K

Barrie_Dude
Nov 21st, 2002, 05:38 PM
"My Life As Love Toy To Poe" by Carot!

Barrie_Dude
Nov 21st, 2002, 05:45 PM
"How I Lost My Virginty To Martha Stewart" by Jordan

Car Key Boi
Nov 21st, 2002, 08:18 PM
"The Whole Truth, and Nothing But The Truth" by O J Simpson

"How I Got OJ Off the Hook Even Though He Was Guilty As Fuck" by Johnny Cochran

"Behind The Oral Office" by Monica Lewinsky

"I Was Deep Throat in All The President's Men" by Monica Lewinsky

3MTA3
Nov 21st, 2002, 08:22 PM
"do you want to be in a video?" R. Kelly

"people skills" Russell Crowe

Gonzo Hates Me!
Nov 21st, 2002, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by Car Key Boi
"How I Made it on My Own," by George W. Bush

"How I Made it on My Own," by Gwyneth Paltrow

"How I Made it on My Own," by Ben Stiller

"How I Made it on My Own," by Bill Ford

"How I Made it on My Own," by Jane Fonda

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

vw43
Nov 21st, 2002, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by 3MTA3
"do you want to be in a video?" R. Kelly

"people skills" Russell Crowe

lol..

"Parenting" - by Michael Jackson

"I am officially not the most psycho Jackson" - LaToya Jackson

"I love babies and cell phones" - Jenny Capriati

Gonzo Hates Me!
Nov 21st, 2002, 08:35 PM
LOL!

3MTA3
Nov 21st, 2002, 08:37 PM
Russell Crowes second book- "How to piss off everyone on earth."

"I am the good one" Tito Jackson

"I WON'T STEAL: the Winona Ryder saga"

vw43
Nov 21st, 2002, 08:45 PM
giggle giggle

"How to pretend you can tolerate the womanizer you are married to" - Hilary Clinton

"Anything to Win" - Tonya Harding

How to Make Millions With Zero Talent" - J - LO

3MTA3
Nov 21st, 2002, 08:47 PM
"4:20" Woody Harelson w/ Willie Nelson and Mathew McConahey

"I am not to skinny" Laura Flynn Boyle

vw43
Nov 21st, 2002, 08:50 PM
"Marry for Love" - Anna Nicole Smith

3MTA3
Nov 21st, 2002, 08:53 PM
"I was in Playboy. No, I really was in Playboy"- Anna Nicole Smith

vw43
Nov 21st, 2002, 09:04 PM
The Complete Guide To a Fierce Service Game" - Martina Hingis

"From Mickey Mouse Club to S&M Model: The Christina Aguilera Story" - XTina..

Gonzo Hates Me!
Nov 21st, 2002, 09:16 PM
"Beauty Secrets" Michael Jackson

"Parenting" Eminem

"Poor Little Rich Girl" Jennifer Lopez

"Wish Upon A Star" Anna Kournikova

"Why Do Bad Things Happen to Good People" R. Kelly

Gonzo Hates Me!
Nov 22nd, 2002, 01:24 AM
bump

Virginia Wade
Nov 22nd, 2002, 01:33 AM
"My Wimbledon 77 Victory, a second-by-second acount from the first Round" (56 volumes) -Virginia Wade

Xavier_Malisse
Nov 22nd, 2002, 01:34 AM
All The Women I Have Loved - Xavier Malisse

baleineau
Nov 22nd, 2002, 02:00 AM
"Winning Rarely" - Anna Kournikova
"She who bares loses" - Anna Kournikova
"Crunch time" - Serena Williams
"DAPPS: an insiders view of Delayed and Protracted Puberty Syndrome" - Jennifer Capriati
"He sure pulls no punches" Jelena Dokic and Mary Pierce
"How to retire rich at 22" Martina Hingis
"Bitch" - Lindsay Davenport

Bright Red
Nov 22nd, 2002, 02:08 AM
LMAO. This is a clever thread. I love it.

Bright Red
Nov 22nd, 2002, 02:18 AM
"Love Thy Neighbor", co-authored by Sharon and Arafat.

baleineau
Nov 22nd, 2002, 02:26 AM
"Made to Measure" - Bert Evatt, head of court maintenance at Amelia Island

Car Key Boi
Nov 22nd, 2002, 02:41 AM
"My American Hideout, I fooled them all" by Osama Bin Laden

Car Key Boi
Nov 22nd, 2002, 09:18 AM
"How to Make a Million Bucks from Message Board Extortion" by Car Key Boi

3MTA3
Nov 22nd, 2002, 02:27 PM
"Make the Marriage Work" by O.J. Simpson with essay by Micheal Jordan

caramel
Nov 22nd, 2002, 02:32 PM
"How to knock down the World Trade Center" written by Bin Laden and Co.

"Backseat stories" written by Hugh Grant

"My way from a Texan cowboy to the biggest wanker in the world"
written by George W(anker) Bush

"Chandra´s life" written by little old me

caramel
Nov 22nd, 2002, 02:35 PM
"The Macy´s shopping ... aahhh... stealing guide" written by Winona Ryder

"The guide to a healthier look" Michael Jackson

vw43
Nov 22nd, 2002, 02:38 PM
"How to Live Your Life As a Racist Tool" - John Rocker
"Trading Spaces" - Anne Frank
"Clay: The mysterious surface solved" - Pete Sampras

irma
Nov 22nd, 2002, 02:42 PM
how to be original by various boy and girlgroups!

3MTA3
Nov 22nd, 2002, 02:42 PM
"What if..." - Monica Seles
"No Lesbians Allowed" - Los Angeles Dodgers
"I Need the Daddy" - Kobe Bryant
"The Daddy" - Shaquile O'neal

Crazy Canuck
Nov 22nd, 2002, 02:44 PM
"4:20" Woody Harelson w/ Willie Nelson and Mathew McConahey

"You religious assholes don't know what the fuck you're talking about" by God


muhhahahaha @ both of these :D

gentenaire
Nov 22nd, 2002, 02:45 PM
"Tommorrow's Guide to a Correct Spelling" -Tony Blair
"Minimalistic Architecture" - Donald Trump

baleineau
Nov 22nd, 2002, 02:48 PM
"21st century Pinnochio" - Michael Jackson
"Nose no limits" - Michael Jackson
"Skin-tight" - Joan Rivers
"The Ringlet Queens: the 'straight' debate" Pam Shriver and Melanie Molitor

3MTA3
Nov 22nd, 2002, 02:50 PM
" I Have Talent" - Mike Love
"I Hate Jagger" - Bill Wyman
"Advanced Acting Skills" - Keanu Reeves
"How to Bomb at the Box Office: A Story of Two Stars" - Mariah & Brittney

vw43
Nov 22nd, 2002, 03:09 PM
"Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places" - George Michael

gentenaire
Nov 22nd, 2002, 03:14 PM
"Till Death Do Us Part" Liz Taylor & J'Lo

MrV
Nov 22nd, 2002, 03:16 PM
"How to avoid becoming a has-been" by Kevin Costner

Andromeda
Nov 22nd, 2002, 03:33 PM
"The Peacemakers" Ariel Sharon & Yassir Arafat

"Men Are Gods" Ellen DeGeneres & Melissa Etheridge

"How To win On Clay" Pete Sampras & Gustavo Kuerten"

"The Queen's English" Gorge W. Busch

3MTA3
Nov 22nd, 2002, 03:38 PM
"how to not get caught, with crack" Marion Barry

Bright Red
Nov 23rd, 2002, 12:23 AM
"Mastering the Five-Finger Discount", Wynona Rider.
"How to Be a Modern Day Great Gatsby", P-Diddy.
"Building Mental Muscle", George Bush
"Guide to Successful Beauty Pageantry", Nigerian Tourism Council