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Car Key Boi
Nov 21st, 2002, 03:07 PM
I'll start off with (in no particular order)

"do yuo take a check?"

"do I have to have the damp side again?"

"what was yuor name again?"

"well, it sounded like a 'yes' to me"

"are yuo still here?"

Aloysius
Nov 21st, 2002, 03:22 PM
"Let's do it again!"

Car Key Boi
Nov 21st, 2002, 11:12 PM
"shit! you could have told me you're a guy!"

"thanks mom"

"Zak, fetch The Gimp"

"zzzzzZZZZZzzz"

Pamela Shriver
Nov 21st, 2002, 11:57 PM
"That was shit again"

Xavier_Malisse
Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:09 AM
Sorry, a line I say after what?

raquel
Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:12 AM
Originally posted by Xavier_Malisse
Sorry, a line I say after what?
What has Jenny done to you Xavier?!

Xavier_Malisse
Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:14 AM
She wore me out.

Celeste
Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:16 AM
Well, the line I used to say before the act with tricks was, "We can make it fast, or we can make it slow. Either way, I'm the best you'll ever have."

After the act, my typical line was, "Hey, baby, that was great [usually a total lie] anything else?" or if they guy was a creep (and most of my tricks were), "Ok, cigarette's burned out, time's up."

With men I care about, like Ronnie, "Baby, that was so good, I love you." And I mean it.

raquel
Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:17 AM
Originally posted by Xavier_Malisse
She wore me out.
poor baby :kiss:

Pamela Shriver
Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:18 AM
Actually I never bother saying anything. Either George hasn't got the hearing aid in or he's so sound asleep I don't wanna wake him.

Xavier_Malisse
Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:19 AM
thank you for the sympathy.

she just wanted sex, sex and more sex. Anyone would have thought I was in my sexual prime.

Keith
Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:20 AM
What has Jenny done to you Xavier?!
Originally posted by Xavier_Malisse
She wore me out.

Hah, so funny...and I guess so true...I guess Jen really knows how to work it in bed!

Xavier_Malisse
Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:22 AM
That girl knows how to work it full stop. She's a legend.

And she's still won more than I ever will.

Keith
Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:25 AM
Haha Xavier! What kind of men does Jen like? I mean, other than ones with ponytails (sorry, don't have that!) I wonder if she'd try to wear me out!

Pamela Shriver
Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:26 AM
And she's still won more than I ever will.
Ditto

Virginia Wade
Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:28 AM
I've never had sexual relations so I cannot partake in this particular discussion. However, I can fullfill a certain requirement for this thread in that I can reveal what I intend to say *before* the done deed:

"....Lie back and think of England...." <repeat 5 times>

Xavier_Malisse
Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:29 AM
Originally posted by Jenny fan
What kind of men does Jen like?

Let me see...with her past history it helps if you are a drug addicted sitcom actor, a former drug addict who gropes her the night before she gets arrested, a prick who cheats on her with a waitress, incompetant in bed, someone prepared to sue her for apparently luring you back onto hard drugs and so on.

Aside from that, I have no idea what kind of man she's after.

petran
Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:32 AM
before sex: ..........
after sex: ...........................

Keith
Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:34 AM
Boy! Xavier, sounds like Jen opened up to you! Who are these men? Particularly the cheater and the lurer?!?!?!?!

Xavier_Malisse
Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:39 AM
Well, from what I've read she told me Jen has had some history with men. The cheater guy was called Ryan Bonner and was chatting up some waitress in a dodgy Miami bar when Jen, home early, fresh from a humiliating first round loss in the French Open some years back, saw her boyfriend and tried to hit him. He ducked so she smacked the waitress.

The other guy was called Mark something and tried to sue little baby Jen for about $4 million as he claimed that he was clean, as a consequence of previous rehab, but then she lured him back to hard drugs.

Compared to them, I was no trouble at all.

Keith
Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:45 AM
Xavier....wow, Jen did open up in more ways that one. NICE!

SoJen punched a girl....I bet Ryan felt bad!

Xavier_Malisse
Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:50 AM
Ryan just felt lucky. Wouldn't you if you escaped that punch?

If only I could have kept it up, I'd have been perfect for her.

Virginia Wade
Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:54 AM
Maybe you'd be perfect for me Mr Malisse? I'd need a referance of course, and my daddy must converse to your parents and draw up a dowry.
I'm a nun and you're an inadequate performer in the bed chamber, we may be the perfect couple.
Just one question -are you "new money" ??

Xavier_Malisse
Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:56 AM
New Money? I'm into viagra, if that helps any?

Barrie_Dude
Nov 22nd, 2002, 04:01 PM
"That will be 100 dollars Becca" :rolleyes: :p ;)