View Full Version : In This Thread, I post about when I lost my keying virginity to a Lexus

Car Key Boi
Nov 21st, 2002, 02:53 AM
Well, before I began my career being a full time keyer of cars, I worked for some rather...eeerrr... interesting companies.

One company I worked for, the HR (Human Resources) folks used the EMMO method of workforce reduction. EMMO method being, of course, Ennie, Meenie, Miney, Mo....

So, using this method, they of course picked the IT guys who knew their stuff to lay off,while the nose pickers got to stay.
Once they realized their mistake, they offered to 'hire' the one guy back because he was the only one who knew how their network system worked (backwards and forwards). He declined their offer and instead told them he'd be a consultant for $150/hr, min $1200/day.

The CEO agreed and then fired the Director of HR :laugh:

The HR Director went absolutely apeshit and went into his office and cleared his desk using a clothes line!?!? he was screaming and swearing at the top of his voice and started trashing the place. Monitors and other office furniture went flying everywhere. When security arrived they found blood and what appeared to be vomit all over the walls and carpet. It later turned out that the blood was from a cut on his finger that he sustained while trashing the place and the 'vomit' turned out to be a bowl of vegetable soup that got hurled at the wall.

Of course he had to give up his company Lexus, and yes you know what I'm going to say next, I had already gotten to it and keyed the shit out of it with my Swisstech Utili-Key. It was my very first keying and the saying is true, you never forget your first love and the memory of losing my keying virginity as I had my way with that Lexus is a memory that will stay with me until the day I die.

Car Key Boi :cool