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iluvtrent
Nov 20th, 2002, 12:49 AM
Men do it too??


LONDON (Reuters) - Women are not the only ones to turn on the acting abilities in the bedroom, said a survey released ahead of the world's largest adult festival in London.

The survey of 2,500 Britons, by organizers of the Erotica 2002 festival, said 23 percent of men claimed to have faked an orgasm, compared to 56 percent of women.

Almost half of the participants confessed to enjoying threesomes, the survey added.

Erotica said in a publicity statement sent over the weekend its survey had destroyed the myth the British are a nation of prudes. "Orgies, lust, cheating and faking it -- you name it, the British are doing it," the statement said.

Organizers of the festival, which begins on Friday, expect more than 60,000 people to attend the three-day event, where tantric sex tutors will be schooling willing pupils in the arts of sexual awareness and non-tactile arousal.

"The mass love-in will be closely monitored by security guards to stop things getting out of hand," Erotica's publicity statement added.

Celeste
Nov 20th, 2002, 12:52 AM
No man has ever faked it with me. I have evidence.

iluvtrent
Nov 20th, 2002, 12:53 AM
LOL!

Barrie_Dude
Nov 20th, 2002, 03:12 PM
Originally posted by Celeste
No man has ever faked it with me. I have evidence.

You are far too much woman for any man to fake it! All men lust for you!

Keith
Nov 20th, 2002, 03:15 PM
My friend tells me how he fakes it with his boyfriend and it just crack me up! So yes, guys do fake it, I guess if they are bored!

King Lindsay
Nov 20th, 2002, 03:16 PM
But for a man to fake an orgasm, that means they don't do ..... certain things. I mean, LOL, okay, guys fake orgasms. But like, does it fool the other person?

DutchieGirl
Nov 20th, 2002, 03:16 PM
Come on now Barrie, it's OK to admit you've faked before! :-p

Barrie_Dude
Nov 20th, 2002, 03:18 PM
But never with Celeste, Sarah!

DutchieGirl
Nov 20th, 2002, 03:20 PM
lol well isn't she lucky then! ;-)

Barrie_Dude
Nov 20th, 2002, 03:22 PM
Actually, I am the lucky one there!

Bengal Lancer
Nov 20th, 2002, 03:59 PM
Last time I faked it was when My ex-husband liked to experiment with sex, and one night he wanted to make a sundae on me. Anyway, as he was doing that, his mind got to wandering, and he got the bright idea and wanted to do make a banana split. Well after he peeled the banana and inserted it in me, it got stuck!! Apparantly, a peeled banana will suck up any moisture a woman has 'down there'. Meanwhile I was laughing my a** off, and he was getting pissed at me for thinking it was funny. I tried to explain that I could either panic, laugh or get pissed at him for doing that to me. No more fruits in the bedroom.

Hurricane Lily
Nov 20th, 2002, 04:05 PM
*scared now, taking fruits out from the bedroom*

King Lindsay
Nov 20th, 2002, 04:05 PM
All of the above falls under the category of things I did not need to know.

Scotso
Nov 20th, 2002, 04:09 PM
roflmao @ the banana


how can a man fake an orgasm? unless he's like 10 :confused:

Barrie_Dude
Nov 20th, 2002, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by Hurricane Lily
*scared now, taking fruits out from the bedroom*

***(Shipping A Bushel Of Cucumbers To Lily's Bedroom)**

Maajken
Nov 20th, 2002, 04:11 PM
I was wondering that too scotso..

Dahveed
Nov 20th, 2002, 04:13 PM
Lisa we're no the only ones to use banana! :-o

Scotso
Nov 20th, 2002, 04:14 PM
Any idiot knows that if you're gonna stick a banana in an orafice other than the mouth, you don't peel it first. They're far too soft.

Crazy Canuck
Nov 20th, 2002, 04:21 PM
I don't mean to be rude- but bananas aren't exactly HARD - didn't it occur to you it might break off or something :o

Hurricane Lily
Nov 20th, 2002, 04:24 PM
now cucumber... i mean, noooo Barrie take those back! give them to maeike! *sending them to maeike*

Julie
Nov 20th, 2002, 04:25 PM
Well said scotso, great minds and all that!! ;)

Maajken
Nov 20th, 2002, 04:26 PM
Ohh thanks a lot *making cucumber soup*

Hurricane Lily
Nov 20th, 2002, 04:27 PM
well i was thinking of cucumber salad... btw, can you cook? :p

Maajken
Nov 20th, 2002, 04:30 PM
geez of course i can cook!

btw cook = defrost and warm up right?

Hurricane Lily
Nov 20th, 2002, 04:34 PM
aahh yeah my kind of cooking also! I love my microwave! *hearts*

Crazy Canuck
Nov 20th, 2002, 04:35 PM
YOu people EAT your cucumbers? :o

Penguin
Nov 20th, 2002, 04:44 PM
how can a guy fake an orgasm?

its simple:
if something comes out: its real
if nothing comes out: there was no orgasm

23% of the women must be really stupid if they dont even know that :rolleyes:

Crazy Canuck
Nov 20th, 2002, 04:46 PM
Well no one said that the women believed them.

Penguin
Nov 20th, 2002, 04:52 PM
lol ok, so 23% of the men must be really stupid if they ever thought the women would believe them

(much better huh Rebecca ;))

Flappie
Nov 20th, 2002, 05:15 PM
*EEK*@this thread! Esp. the banana thing :-D

Barrie_Dude
Nov 20th, 2002, 05:21 PM
Becca, you need to give these girls lessons on whu a cucunber is better than a man!

Crazy Canuck
Nov 20th, 2002, 05:22 PM
I'm not sure that a cucumber IS better than a man. Perhaps you can explain that one Barrie.

Penguin - It's likely closer to 50-50, because some women ARE pretty stupid ;)

Barrie_Dude
Nov 20th, 2002, 05:24 PM
No, Becca! Cucumbers are your specialty!

Peter M
Nov 20th, 2002, 05:28 PM
maybe the men faking are wearing condoms. Who the hell would check that?

Ben Brigham
Nov 20th, 2002, 08:55 PM
Peter that's how I've faked it. They didn't know coz I was wearing a condom. I'm sure other gay blokes have experienced those times when the sex is a bit boring usually coz our partner is either in too much of a hurry or just a bad kisser. That's when you start getting a bit flaccid and have to fake it coz you're not aroused at all. Lol :o