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Car Key Boi
Nov 19th, 2002, 11:19 PM
I'll start

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Jason Alexander

Michael Richards

These three assholes are undoubtedly coming to the bleak realization that they lack the talent and charisma to make it on their own. Look for a three-way murder-suicide.

Car Key Boi :cool:

CC
Nov 19th, 2002, 11:21 PM
No, no, I would take Dreyfus off that list.

CHOCO
Nov 19th, 2002, 11:36 PM
lol...man...you're fan-ta-stic. you've got the best sense of humor around. Keep up the good work!!!

Car Key Boi
Nov 20th, 2002, 12:20 AM
Add to the list Micheal Jackson.

It's not just his face that is falling apart, but also his business empire. The guy is on the brink of insolvency. His outgoings are enormous and his incomings are receding, his borrowings against capital assets are increasing on a daily basis and he's involved in a ton of lawsuits including the one for $20 million.

His main problem is that he is no longer producing the turnover that he once was to sustain this kind of expenditure. Something has to give. What was probably his most wisest investment, the Beetles catalogue, he's pratically sold off or borrowed against, just so that he can maintain his playground Neverland.

Mark my words, with falling record sales by the month, Wacko is toast, it might be take a year or three, but eventually this dude is heading for the dive, financially that is, and if that happens we might see him taking a dive from a hotel balcony.

Car Key Boi :cool:

BigB0882
Nov 20th, 2002, 12:40 AM
Originally posted by Car Key Boi


Mark my words, with falling record sales by the month, Wacko is toast, it might be take a year or three, but eventually this dude is heading for the dive, financially that is, and if that happens we might see him taking a dive from a hotel balcony.

Car Key Boi :cool:

Until then, we'll continue to see him practice by throwing babies off of hotel balconies!! LOLOLOL!!!

If you don't know what I am talking about, I'm sure you can find the information on www.cnn.com or another news website.

CC
Nov 20th, 2002, 12:53 AM
If the babies survive I suppose he'll just have to find other means.