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Car Key Boi
Nov 19th, 2002, 08:16 PM
Go!

King Lindsay
Nov 19th, 2002, 08:20 PM
He keeps posting these threads which always start with the same goddamn three letters......

mboyle
Nov 19th, 2002, 08:28 PM
I don't have a girlfriend:sad: (and I am not gay so I wouldn't have a boyfriend:o )

DeniseM
Nov 19th, 2002, 08:55 PM
Oh, btw, King Lindsay, it should be "She keeps posting these threads ..."

Boi = female (i.e. a particular type of lesbian)
Boy = male

Unless, of course it's a guy who can't spell.

_Andy_
Nov 19th, 2002, 09:15 PM
The fact that she lives so far away... okay, that doesn't count.

Hmm, she smokes

Dahveed
Nov 19th, 2002, 09:16 PM
I didn't know KL was dating car key boi! *surprised smiley*

King Lindsay
Nov 19th, 2002, 09:19 PM
Noooo, "boi" equals gay boi.

Oh you didn't know, Dahveed? Well, i guess you can't go back in the cloest once you've come out.

Dahveed
Nov 19th, 2002, 09:22 PM
Congrats, i'm happy for you, he must be the perfect b/f, talking cars, and cars too..

AjdeNate!
Nov 19th, 2002, 09:29 PM
Hurley's My boyfiends worst quality is that he doesn't know I'm his soulmate.

Car Key Boi
Nov 19th, 2002, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by King Lindsay
Noooo, "boi" equals gay boi.

Oh you didn't know, Dahveed? Well, i guess you can't go back in the cloest once you've come out.

For Yuor Information, the moment I joined this board, I have been exchanging 'romantic' PM's with one of the regular chicks on this board. You all know her and she is hot! when she e-mailed her pic I nearly fell out of my chair. Don't ask me who the lady in question is, because I'm not saying. I don't want to embarrass her.

Car Key Boi :cool:

_Andy_
Nov 19th, 2002, 09:42 PM
When I saw Whorehand's pic, I was smart and stayed in the chair to keep looking at her

Car Key Boi
Nov 19th, 2002, 09:49 PM
Originally posted by _Andy_
When I saw Whorehand's pic, I was smart and stayed in the chair to keep looking at her

PLOSTFU

AmErIcAn
Nov 19th, 2002, 09:59 PM
My ex girlfriend used to speak really reallly loud on the phone very annoying.

Scotso
Nov 19th, 2002, 11:15 PM
He's flaky.

lemon
Nov 19th, 2002, 11:34 PM
ummm...... I'd have to say that when she drives, she ALWAYS puts her Faith Hill CD in, and it drives me crazy

Car Key Boi
Nov 19th, 2002, 11:39 PM
Originally posted by lemon
ummm...... I'd have to say that when she drives, she ALWAYS puts her Faith Hill CD in, and it drives me crazy

that sucks, if you're married that is DEFINITELY grounds for divorce.

lemon
Nov 19th, 2002, 11:49 PM
Originally posted by Car Key Boi


that sucks, if you're married that is DEFINITELY grounds for divorce.
I agree! :eek; j/k j/k (b/c I know you're lurking on this site Mel) :P


I hate country music

Celeste
Nov 20th, 2002, 12:50 AM
Ronnie, my husband, is in his 70's. I am no older than 35. Ronnie is still active, but he kind of smells here and there and phases in and out of being really aware of what he is doing or where he is. It has been bad lately. When we fly places, like tennis tournaments, he flies in First Class and dumps me in coach. I cannot complain because he is taking me to places I want to go, and he will hang around dumpy towns like Fernandina Beach simply because I want to watch tennis there, so all is not lost. He watches the hard bodies like Dokic and I watch the tennis.

I go with it because he takes me to tennis events and I love him and all, but I kind of wish he was younger and did not smell like an old man. But, he does. I guess it's part of the charm, plus the $5 million plus I will get when he keels over.

Car Key Boi
Nov 20th, 2002, 12:54 AM
Originally posted by Celeste
Ronnie, my husband, is in his 70's. I am no older than 35. Ronnie is still active, but he kind of smells here and there and phases in and out of being really aware of what he is doing or where he is. It has been bad lately. When we fly places, like tennis tournaments, he flies in First Class and dumps me in coach. I cannot complain because he is taking me to places I want to go, and he will hang around dumpy towns like Fernandina Beach simply because I want to watch tennis there, so all is not lost. He watches the hard bodies like Dokic and I watch the tennis.

I go with it because he takes me to tennis events and I love him and all, but I kind of wish he was younger and did not smell like an old man. But, he does. I guess it's part of the charm, plus the $5 million plus I will get when he keels over.

LMFAO! POST OF THE DAY!

Celeste
Nov 20th, 2002, 01:20 AM
Yes, Car Key Boi, but I had to face the wrath of Ronnie when his chocolate brown 450SL got keyed! I loved it and saw the great artist involved and went with it. Ronnie did not, though secretly, I loved the keying experience. This reminds me of a time when I went to pick up Jackie, one of my girls, at LAX in Ronnie's showcar, a '68 Corvette, Sunflower Yellow (factory) with a black roof. Foolishly, I parked it in the short-term parking. This 'Vette is actually a piece of shit. It moves and groves, but the 4-speed sucks and all. So, I park it at LAX and get Jackie. When I come back, there is a "swirl" (perfectly done--not a swirl out of place) on the hood. It is not just on the hood (a nice corkscrew), but it has borne down to the sheet metal on the pop-up head-lights as well. A nice "fuck you" had been done. Though I was mad, I had to laugh at the job done. It took effort. It took Ronnie 9 months to make the car right. All I can say is "thanks" because Ronnie screwed me without a condom he was so mad at this time and I had Ronnie Jr., so I am happy.

Car Key Boi
Nov 20th, 2002, 01:37 AM
Originally posted by Celeste
Yes, Car Key Boi, but I had to face the wrath of Ronnie when his chocolate brown 450SL got keyed! I loved it and saw the great artist involved and went with it. Ronnie did not, though secretly, I loved the keying experience. This reminds me of a time when I went to pick up Jackie, one of my girls, at LAX in Ronnie's showcar, a '68 Corvette, Sunflower Yellow (factory) with a black roof. Foolishly, I parked it in the short-term parking. This 'Vette is actually a piece of shit. It moves and groves, but the 4-speed sucks and all. So, I park it at LAX and get Jackie. When I come back, there is a "swirl" (perfectly done--not a swirl out of place) on the hood. It is not just on the hood (a nice corkscrew), but it has borne down to the sheet metal on the pop-up head-lights as well. A nice "fuck you" had been done. Though I was mad, I had to laugh at the job done. It took effort. It took Ronnie 9 months to make the car right. All I can say is "thanks" because Ronnie screwed me without a condom he was so mad at this time and I had Ronnie Jr., so I am happy.

That was so moving. I am touched that your son was a direct result of one of my keyings, and for sure it was me, I recognise the ride, the location and the swirl.

Tonight I am going to hunt down a 68 Corvette and key the shit out of it in honor of you and your son Ronnie Jr.

Words cannot express my happiness

-Car Key Boi

Jetta
Nov 20th, 2002, 01:41 AM
He's snores........*looks at BECKHAM*

Celeste
Nov 20th, 2002, 02:21 AM
Thanks Car Key Boi! :) Without you, Ronnie never would have married me, either! Plus, Ronnie used to be all anal and weird over the '68 'Vette, but now that the paint is no longer original, we drive it everywhere and have had lots of fun with the car. It does haul ass, I will give it that, 427/454, full carbs, it does move and groove. Ronnie even added side-pipes now and the car rocks. Before, he was all paranoid but now we have freedom with the car and actually enjoy the car a lot more now, with the roof down and all. Ronnie never drove it with the roof down, until now.

I hope you find a vintage '68 'Vette and trash the shit out of it with whatever tools you have. It changed my life, I hope you can change someone else's!

Car Key Boi
Nov 20th, 2002, 02:28 AM
Originally posted by Celeste
Thanks Car Key Boi! :) Without you, Ronnie never would have married me, either! Plus, Ronnie used to be all anal and weird over the '68 'Vette, but now that the paint is no longer original, we drive it everywhere and have had lots of fun with the car. It does haul ass, I will give it that, 427/454, full carbs, it does move and groove. Ronnie even added side-pipes now and the car rocks. Before, he was all paranoid but now we have freedom with the car and actually enjoy the car a lot more now, with the roof down and all. Ronnie never drove it with the roof down, until now.

I hope you find a vintage '68 'Vette and trash the shit out of it with whatever tools you have. It changed my life, I hope you can change someone else's!

It will be my next mission. I just phoned my colleague and he was moved to tears as well. He's agreed to go hunting with me, and we will hunt down a Vette and when we find one - and we will - I will key it with long swooping lusty scratches along both sides and replicate the swirl pattern on the hood. At the same time my colleague will take a dump on the drivers seat.

We salute you.

-Car Key Boi & I Shit In Your Convertable Boi

jd4eva
Nov 20th, 2002, 04:42 AM
She has an awful singing voice *looks at Posh*

Jetta
Nov 20th, 2002, 04:56 AM
I do not have an awful pfff *toss hair*

oh right...i cut it oops :o