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Snex
Jul 28th, 2009, 10:24 AM
For all those JJ fans who'd like to discuss tennis related topics but to skip Seka, Tarja, Ceca, Brena, Karleusa, Ripanj... posts.

Zamboni
Mar 16th, 2012, 09:42 PM
Volume 1 (http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=386005)

Brena
Mar 16th, 2012, 09:46 PM
Thanks, Zamboni. (subscribe)

Cajka
Mar 16th, 2012, 09:49 PM
Delpo is such a Roger's bitch.

Daruma.
Mar 16th, 2012, 09:49 PM
*subcribes*

Miracle Worker
Mar 16th, 2012, 09:50 PM
Thanks Zamboni :)

Cilla
Mar 16th, 2012, 10:15 PM
Delpo is such a Roger's bitch.
Isn't this like the 4th or 5th tournament in a row he's going to lose to him? It seems like that :lol:

At least DelPo won their most important meeting :angel:

Edit: It'll be the 4th time this year Olderer has dispatched DelPo :lol:

-NAJ-
Mar 16th, 2012, 10:26 PM
This year
Roger vs Delpo on ATP = Vika vs Aga on WTA

:lol:

Brena
Mar 16th, 2012, 10:27 PM
Isn't this like the 4th or 5th tournament in a row he's going to lose to him? It seems like that :lol:

At least DelPo won their most important meeting :angel:

Edit: It'll be the 4th time this year Olderer has dispatched DelPo :lol:

:angel:

Cilla
Mar 16th, 2012, 10:28 PM
This year
Roger vs Delpo on ATP = Vika vs Aga on WTA

:lol:

You beat me to it :lol:

All of Aga's losses in 2012 have been against Vika :spit:

Brena
Mar 16th, 2012, 10:30 PM
well, I wouldn't really compare Del Potro to Radwanska (or Azarenka to Federer, for that matter :lol:).

Cilla
Mar 16th, 2012, 10:31 PM
:angel:

NEVER FORGET :inlove:

I couldn't give a shit about Del Potro, but that will always remain a special moment :inlove:

Cilla
Mar 16th, 2012, 10:34 PM
well, I wouldn't really compare Del Potro to Radwanska (or Azarenka to Federer, for that matter :lol:).

Let's go KerberGOAT :cheer:

At the beginning of AO, I was still a mild-ish "supporter" of Azarenka. How things change :spit: TBH, deep down I think I'm just a hater & unattractive on the inside :awww: #jealousy

@PseudoFed is by far the best parody account on twitter :lol:

@PseudoFed: Nice and #humble to have ordinary people in my box #gwenstefani

:rolls:

Brena
Mar 16th, 2012, 10:41 PM
NEVER FORGET :inlove:

I couldn't give a shit about Del Potro, but that will always remain a special moment :inlove:

He's earned a special place in my heart for that. I might have his name and the date of that final tattooed somewhere.

Let's go KerberGOAT :cheer:

At the beginning of AO, I was still a mild-ish "supporter" of Azarenka. How things change :spit: TBH, deep down I think I'm just a hater & unattractive on the inside :awww: #jealousy

Hmmm, I don't know who to cheer for again because of those retarded Serbian ancitards - I might need Shriekarenka as the last line of defense from Her Anciness should Maria go insane as she sometimes does. Otherwise, my order of preferences would be: Kerber>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sharapova>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ana>Azarenka

Cilla
Mar 16th, 2012, 10:53 PM
He's earned a special place in my heart for that. I might have his name and the date of that final tattooed somewhere.
We should get matching tattoos to mark that momentous occasion :inlove:

Hmmm, I don't know who to cheer for again because of those retarded Serbian ancitards - I might need Shriekarenka as the last line of defense from Her Anciness should Maria go insane as she sometimes does. Otherwise, my order of preferences would be: Kerber>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sharapova>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ana>Azarenka

Edited:
Kerber>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sharapova>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Azarenka>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Anci

Brena
Mar 16th, 2012, 11:20 PM
We should get matching tattoos to mark that momentous occasion :inlove:

Deal, Cil! :hi5:

Edited:
Kerber>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sharapova>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Azarenka>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Anci

Well, thanks to JAS, that's my list as well now. Otherwise, it would have been less annoying to see Ana win a fluke title after 4 years since it's pretty certain she'll go back to irrelevance soon enough, while only god knows what Azarenka will do if she keeps winning - start wearing a crown during matches, film a Tv ad for Turkish airlines... :scared:

Cilla
Mar 16th, 2012, 11:35 PM
Deal, Cil! :hi5:
:banana:
Well, thanks to JAS, that's my list as well now. Otherwise, it would have been less annoying to see Ana win a fluke title after 4 years since it's pretty certain she'll go back to irrelevance soon enough
I can only hope :hysteric: A permanent Anci revival would be too much for me to take :sobbing:
while only god knows what Azarenka will do if she keeps winning - start wearing a crown during matches, film a Tv ad for Turkish airlines... :scared:
We are globally yours :inlove:

Daruma.
Mar 16th, 2012, 11:38 PM
:banana:

I can only hope :hysteric: A permanent Anci revival would be too much for me to take :sobbing:



I know this feeling so well! God forbid. :hysteric:

LoLex
Mar 17th, 2012, 12:01 AM
He's earned a special place in my heart for that. I might have his name and the date of that final tattooed somewhere.

Face of Federer after this match was priceless :D plus he had to pay fine for swearing at the umpire :D at least once he paid for his bitchiness.

-NAJ-
Mar 17th, 2012, 12:04 AM
Nadal- Nalbandian 4-6
Nadal in error mode

Miracle Worker
Mar 17th, 2012, 12:06 AM
David's playing some good tennis. But he will lose. Rafa will push him to the death :oh:

Cajka
Mar 17th, 2012, 12:17 AM
Edited:
Kerber>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sharapova>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Azarenka>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Anci

Kerber winning IW - night mare. My faves are Shara and Ana... but it's not gonna happen. Shrieka will destroy them all.

Cilla
Mar 17th, 2012, 12:21 AM
Face of Federer after this match was priceless :D plus he had to pay fine for swearing at the umpire :D at least once he paid for his bitchiness.

:worship: :inlove:

Cilla
Mar 17th, 2012, 12:22 AM
David's playing some good tennis. But he will lose. Rafa will push him to the death :oh:

I hope so :oh: :hysteric:

-NAJ-
Mar 17th, 2012, 12:56 AM
David made DF on 1st BP in 2nd set :oh:

Cilla
Mar 17th, 2012, 01:03 AM
After being 2pts away from the match at 5-4, Nalby tries an awful dropper then DFs to lose serve at 5-5. Rafa takes it 7-5. That sums up Nalby's career.

Miracle Worker
Mar 17th, 2012, 01:05 AM
Now watch Rafa wins 3rd set 60 or 61.

Cilla
Mar 17th, 2012, 01:08 AM
Btw, Llodra gave the person he abused a handwritten letter of an apology and........a lacoste t-shirt :weirdo:

Cilla
Mar 17th, 2012, 01:11 AM
Now watch Rafa wins 3rd set 60 or 61.

Already Rafa breaks :oh:

Miracle Worker
Mar 17th, 2012, 01:13 AM
Btw, Llodra gave the person he abused a handwritten letter of an apology and........a lacoste t-shirt :weirdo:

I'm pretty sure that this shirt was made in China :oh:

-NAJ-
Mar 17th, 2012, 01:18 AM
Btw, Llodra gave the person he abused a handwritten letter of an apology and........a lacoste t-shirt :weirdo:

:haha:

He is very generous

Cilla
Mar 17th, 2012, 01:20 AM
I'm pretty sure that this shirt was made in China :oh:

:hysteric:

Cilla
Mar 17th, 2012, 01:43 AM
Rafa broken serving for the match as he gets his second time violation of the tournament :lol:

-NAJ-
Mar 17th, 2012, 01:46 AM
Rafa broken serving for the match as he gets his second time violation of the tournament :lol:

Roger's influence is big:oh: That umpire is his fan for sure:p
http://tennis.com/articles/templates/news.aspx?articleid=16783&zoneid=25

Cilla
Mar 17th, 2012, 01:51 AM
Roger's influence is big:oh: That umpire is his fan for sure:p
http://tennis.com/articles/templates/news.aspx?articleid=16783&zoneid=25

Bitcherer :hysteric: All those epic losses have taken their toll :sobbing:

Edit: Rafa wins 6-4 in third. Now SFs against ex-BFF :oh: Let it be again an epic, gut-wrenching loss for Bitcherer :hysteric: Something like 6-3, 6-7(9), 1-6 would do for me.

LoLex
Mar 17th, 2012, 02:13 AM
They called Maria- Empress on GM :o :o :o wtf did she do

Cilla
Mar 17th, 2012, 03:27 AM
Yes, Rafa :devil: :oh:

@SI_BTBaseline:
Rafa on Fed saying courts too slow: "Maybe next year will be faster if Roger says, no? I have already this week a lot of time violation."

LoLex
Mar 17th, 2012, 03:48 AM
Azarenka already in the final :rolleyes: At least Angie got 5 games more than Aga.

Safe-From-Harm
Mar 17th, 2012, 10:49 AM
I hope all bitches will lost their matches in IW.

Cilla
Mar 17th, 2012, 11:53 AM
Anci's retirement record is quite underrated.

Brena
Mar 17th, 2012, 01:15 PM
Btw, Llodra gave the person he abused a handwritten letter of an apology and........a lacoste t-shirt :weirdo:

:hysteric: This person must be delighted to receive a present from a tennis player who abused him. Now he can brag to his friends: Do you know I was once racially abused by Michael Llodra? I even got a T-shirt as a souvenir of that wonderful experience!

I'm pretty sure that this shirt was made in China :oh:

Which clearly proves that Llodra is not a racist since he wears T-shirts that were touched by Chinese hands...

Roger's influence is big:oh: That umpire is his fan for sure:p
http://tennis.com/articles/templates/news.aspx?articleid=16783&zoneid=25

:haha::hysteric::federer: He's hopeless. But I love Rafa's reply, it turns out he's not as brainless as I have thought. :inlove::worship: I hope the match result will be as per usual. :lick:

Anci's retirement record is quite underrated.

Totally. But what I really want to know about that match is if Sharapova asked if Ivanovic's name was Jankovic???

Cilla
Mar 17th, 2012, 02:29 PM
:hysteric: This person must be delighted to receive a present from a tennis player who abused him. Now he can brag to his friends: Do you know I was once racially abused by Michael Llodra? I even got a T-shirt as a souvenir of that wonderful experience!
Of course. He should be grateful :worship:

:haha::hysteric::federer: He's hopeless. But I love Rafa's reply, it turns out he's not as brainless as I have thought. :inlove::worship: I hope the match result will be as per usual. :lick:
This. I need some more peak Bitcherer quotes :inlove: My fave part was when he said he's not one for complaining :oh:

Totally. But what I really want to know about that match is if Sharapova asked if Ivanovic's name was Jankovic???
I'm sure the ice-queen wouldn't be so bitchy to Anci after seeing that sweet tear stained face at the net :awww:

Brena
Mar 17th, 2012, 03:06 PM
This. I need some more peak Bitcherer quotes :inlove: My fave part was when he said he's not one for complaining :oh:

..or for crying after a loss... or for bitching... or for being anything but #humble

I'm sure the ice-queen wouldn't be so bitchy to Anci after seeing that sweet tear stained face at the net :awww:

:awww: She should have given her a Nike T-shirt from her personalised collection to console her.
(yeah right, I bet the Ice Queen was too busy trying to not get in contact with those unknown bodily fluids that sometimes inexplicably leak from peasants' eyes...)

Cilla
Mar 17th, 2012, 03:37 PM
..or for crying after a loss... or for bitching... or for being anything but #humble

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01250/roger_federer_1250932c.jpg

:oh:

:awww: She should have given her a Nike T-shirt from her personalised collection to console her.
(yeah right, I bet the Ice Queen was too busy trying to not get in contact with those unknown bodily fluids that sometimes inexplicably leak from peasants' eyes...)

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/07XK7a8gEB5Wv/610x.jpg
http://i1014.photobucket.com/albums/af264/JamieOwen3/this-is-my-home-gif.gif

-NAJ-
Mar 17th, 2012, 04:17 PM
Maria had very cold face expression despite Ana's tears :oh:

Cajka
Mar 17th, 2012, 07:27 PM
Anci's retirement record is quite underrated.

Well, she was retiring against top 10 mostly and mostly when she was in form (SF of Cincy 2010 against Kim, R4 of W 2009 against Vee, QF of Beijing against Aga, now this). When you're not relax, when you feel anxious or whatever, the body is injury-prone. And I don't believe that Maria would be bitchy about it, she had so many problems with injuries herself.

LoLex
Mar 17th, 2012, 07:30 PM
What kind of injury had Ana yesterday? I didn't watch that second SF.

Brena
Mar 17th, 2012, 07:48 PM
Maria had very cold face expression despite Ana's tears :oh:

The Ice Queen doesn't cry (except perhaps when she needs ice-cubes for her drink) and doesn't approve of peasants who do engage in such an embarrassing activity.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01250/roger_federer_1250932c.jpghttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GWJatwb-WlI/SunrAxM1q-I/AAAAAAAAK68/NoVtvRPmpgY/s400/wozniacki-doha-1.jpghttp://static.stuff.co.nz/1246308198/697/2551697.jpg etc.

However, it's anybody's guess why she disapproves of Her Majesty as well, since HM doesn't cry either in case her mascara isn't as water-proof as advertised.

Well, she was retiring against top 10 mostly and mostly when she was in form (SF of Cincy 2010 against Kim, R4 of W 2009 against Vee, QF of Beijing against Aga, now this). When you're not relax, when you feel anxious or whatever, the body is injury-prone. And I don't believe that Maria would be bitchy about it, she had so many problems with injuries herself.

And what about ''Is her name Jankovic?''?

Cajka
Mar 17th, 2012, 07:52 PM
What kind of injury had Ana yesterday? I didn't watch that second SF.

gluteus strain :o again... It's been happening more often since she lost weight. And she doesn't have a fitness coach, physio. It always happens when she plays well. :sobbing: I don't like to see players crying on the court, but after all she's been through during the last four years, I understand she's desperate. :sad: I saw comments in GM, it's useless to argue with those people. She was losing to many scrubs, why in the world would she fake the injury against Sharapova, it wasn't 6:0, 5:0. :o

Cajka
Mar 17th, 2012, 07:59 PM
The Ice Queen doesn't cry (except perhaps when she needs ice-cubes for her drink) and doesn't approve of peasants who do engage in such an embarrassing activity.

How 'bout the final of YEC in 2007 against Henin? She was crying. She looked pretty desperate after the final of AO this year too.

And what about ''Is her name Jankovic?''?

I don't know, I didn't pay too much attention, but I think that Masha doesn't take MTOs very often, maybe she thinks it's a gamesmanship. It often is, tbh, but not in JJ's case, JJ played 100 matches in 2007, a female body can't work that way. So, it was really a very rude comment from Maria.

Brena
Mar 17th, 2012, 08:08 PM
How 'bout the final of YEC in 2007 against Henin? She was crying. She looked pretty desperate after the final of AO this year too.

I must admit i didn't watch that match since I wasn't exactly the fan of either. :sobbing: But I honestly find it hard to imagine Sharapova crying, for some reason, although i was obviously joking.

I don't know, I didn't pay too much attention, but I think that Masha doesn't take MTOs very often, maybe she thinks it's a gamesmanship. It often is, tbh, but not in JJ's case, JJ played 100 matches in 2007, a female body can't work that way. So, it was really a very rude comment from Maria.

It was, she has moments like that from time to time.

Cilla
Mar 17th, 2012, 08:11 PM
Novak's level has been poor since AO :oh:

Brena
Mar 17th, 2012, 08:15 PM
Novak's level has been poor since AO :oh:

Well, I suppose he got tired. I was really surprised that he won AO, I thought it would take him at least half a season to regain top form after last year.

Cajka
Mar 17th, 2012, 08:16 PM
Novak's level has been poor since AO :oh:

Since USO tbh. He didn't play some brilliant tennis in Australia, he "just" had a mental edge, but it's gonna fade unless he does something ASAP. He needs that witch person in his team again.

Cilla
Mar 17th, 2012, 08:22 PM
Well, I suppose he got tired. I was really surprised that he won AO, I thought it would take him at least half a season to regain top form after last year.

Since USO tbh. He didn't play some brilliant tennis in Australia, he "just" had a mental edge, but it's gonna fade unless he does something ASAP. He needs that witch person in his team again.
That's true. Which is why the result was such a let down for me :bigcry: I watched the match round Ros's (RFS) house. She was "Adje-ing" away :bigcry: It's going to be interesting what happens from now. Being selfish, if the slump is starting, Rafa & Andy (:sobbing: ) better take advantage & snatch some some slams in this window :bigcry:

Brena
Mar 17th, 2012, 08:32 PM
gluteus strain :o again... It's been happening more often since she lost weight. And she doesn't have a fitness coach, physio. It always happens when she plays well. :sobbing: I don't like to see players crying on the court, but after all she's been through during the last four years, I understand she's desperate. :sad: I saw comments in GM, it's useless to argue with those people. She was losing to many scrubs, why in the world would she fake the injury against Sharapova, it wasn't 6:0, 5:0. :o

I don't think she faked the injury, but I do think (although, I can't know for sure, obviously) it's at least partly psychosomatic with her. She's completely neurotic (not that I'm the one to point finger for that, but she clearly is :lol:), she has such mood swings on the court, from euphoric reactions to meaningless points against scrubs to apparent complete apathy throughout a winnable match (for example, the one she played in Dubai with Wozniacki). Also, when she's all pumped-up about the match for whatever reason, she tends to get something resembling panic-attacks if the things are not going her way (in the match she played with Jelena at the YEC, and in some others) or goes all hysterical about an injury or ache which might not require a withdrawal in reality. my impression is that she was too excited about this match (for obvious reasons) and when she realised (or at least persuaded herself) that she won't win it (and let's be honest, knowing her and Maria's mentality, she didn't stand much chance after losing the first set), she started imagining that her leg is about to fall off. Of course, her injury might be legit, but IMO this happens too often with her and the scenarios are too similar.
Jelena has a similar problem - when she wants out of the match for whatever reason, she starts getting phantom aches. It's as if she wants an excuse for both herself and the fans so badly, her body starts imagining it really has some problem. I don't think that either her or Ana fake injuries, I think they imagine them when they don't want to be on the court anymore. Someone in GM also gave Lisicki as an example of this, and it sure looks like it, but she's still young, she may grow out of it.
Or I juts see everything through the warped glass of my own psychosomatic problems. :tape:

Brena
Mar 17th, 2012, 08:36 PM
Since USO tbh. He didn't play some brilliant tennis in Australia, he "just" had a mental edge, but it's gonna fade unless he does something ASAP. He needs that witch person in his team again.

Who doesn't! henin made a career of having a witch person in her player's box. She called him her coach, but...

Cajka
Mar 17th, 2012, 08:50 PM
I don't think she faked the injury, but I do think (although, I can't know for sure, obviously) it's at least partly psychosomatic with her. She's completely neurotic (not that I'm the one to point finger for that, but she clearly is :lol:), she has such mood swings on the court, from euphoric reactions to meaningless points against scrubs to apparent complete apathy throughout a winnable match (for example, the one she played in Dubai with Wozniacki). Also, when she's all pumped-up about the match for whatever reason, she tends to get something resembling panic-attacks if the things are not going her way (in the match she played with Jelena at the YEC, and in some others) or goes all hysterical about an injury or ache which might not require a withdrawal in reality. my impression is that she was too excited about this match (for obvious reasons) and when she realised (or at least persuaded herself) that she won't win it (and let's be honest, knowing her and Maria's mentality, she didn't stand much chance after losing the first set), she started imagining that her leg is about to fall off. Of course, her injury might be legit, but IMO this happens too often with her and the scenarios are too similar.
Jelena has a similar problem - when she wants out of the match for whatever reason, she starts getting phantom aches. It's as if she wants an excuse for both herself and the fans so badly, her body starts imagining it really has some problem. I don't think that either her or Ana fake injuries, I think they imagine them when they don't want to be on the court anymore. Someone in GM also gave Lisicki as an example of this, and it sure looks like it, but she's still young, she may grow out of it.
Or I juts see everything through the warped glass of my own psychosomatic problems. :tape:

Some of these things are true. She certainly has panic attacks. The dizziness and breathing issue, blood pressure monitoring in the middle of the game... and she continues playing when the doctor confirm that her bp is OK. If that's not anxiety, what can it be? And injuries can also be somewhat psychosomatic. Ana's playing style is not physically demanding. That toss is awful, but I don't believe it can cause some big problems like Safina's, Maria's or Petko's slow motion. There's no "technical" reason (not sure I translated my thoughts well) for her to be injury-prone. Maybe the weight issue, she's not anorexic or something, but I have an impression that she lost many kilos in like 2 months during the off season in 2010 and she got injured right in the beginning of 2011... Interesting fact: she got injured during the match against Henin... So, yeah, she might be putting too much pressure on herself.

Edit: serve motion, obviously, not slow motion... Although it really looks like slow motion :lol:

Brena
Mar 17th, 2012, 09:05 PM
Some of these things are true. She certainly has panic attacks. The dizziness and breathing issue, blood pressure monitoring in the middle of the game... and she continues playing when the doctor confirm that her bp is OK. If that's not anxiety, what can it be? And injuries can also be somewhat psychosomatic. Ana's playing style is not physically demanding. That toss is awful, but I don't believe it can cause some big problems like Safina's, Maria's or Petko's slow motion. There's no "technical" reason (not sure I translated my thoughts well) for her to be injury-prone. Maybe the weight issue, she's not anorexic or something, but I have an impression that she lost many kilos in like 2 months during the off season in 2010 and she got injured right in the beginning of 2011... Interesting fact: she got injured during the match against Henin... So, yeah, she might be putting too much pressure on herself.

Edit: serve motion, obviously, not slow motion... Although it really looks like slow motion :lol:

Yes, her build is very sturdy. I don't get the weight-loss, she moved extremely well for that big a girl, and now she lost some power and perhaps made herself injury-prone, while gaining nothing. :confused:
Just saw the Ana-Maria highlights. It looks as if they both actually played pretty well. And I think Ana's undoing might well have been those two AJDEEEE!!111!!1s at 3-3. :scared: Now I hold hope Sharapova can will herself to somehow get Shrieky. She can even tell her it's her home afterwards, I won't mind.

Cilla
Mar 17th, 2012, 09:42 PM
Come on Isner :hysteric:

Edit: Had 1 MP, now final TB :hysteric:

Isner :woohoo: :worship:

LoLex
Mar 17th, 2012, 10:10 PM
I agree with Brena that it can be psychosomatic issues. And I think Ana is aware of it. That's why she cries and probably feels frustrated each time she retires or has some somatic problems. And I wouldn't call it hypochondrical behaviour, looks more hysterical to me. Don't know how much does it affect her life in general and if it's only the case of playing a match but it looks like it can be a real problem. And if the problem is recognized, then she should be on a therapy. That loss of weight is really a worrying thing btw.

Miracle Worker
Mar 17th, 2012, 10:13 PM
Johny won :hearts: My Johny won :inlove:

Bismarck.
Mar 17th, 2012, 10:16 PM
Lol @ Jizzner in the Indian Wells final.

Miracle Worker
Mar 17th, 2012, 10:17 PM
I agree with Brena that it can be psychosomatic issues. And I think Ana is aware of it. That's why she cries and probably feels frustrated each time she retires or has some somatic problems. And I wouldn't call it hypochondrical behaviour, looks more hysterical to me. Don't know how much does it affect her life in general and if it's only the case of playing a match but it looks like it can be a real problem. And if the problem is recognized, then she should be on a therapy. That loss of weight is really a worrying thing btw.

Polish expert (:oh:) said during her match against Marion that loss of weight doesn't have to be a problem. Of course she probably will have problems in long matches, but she will be faster and something more... But I have to admit she looks very athletic. It's obvious she worked really hard to be in shape.

Safe-From-Harm
Mar 17th, 2012, 10:21 PM
OMG people You are making a phylosophy of Sharapova`s attitude, is she rude or not?
She is a bitch, she said it also few days ago.
People call JJ bitch and complainer, but I think that Shriekpova is much worse when we are talking about bitchness.

And I will write it one more time, those evil stare while she is playing, that rituals, that scream...
it is just unnormal for me, I am sorry for her fans, but the only thing that is good on her is her phisical looks.

Brena
Mar 17th, 2012, 10:24 PM
Lol @ Jizzner in the Indian Wells final.

:hysteric:
I just hope Nadal doesn't screw up his SF... :explode:

OMG people You are making a phylosophy of Sharapova`s attitude, is she rude or not?
She is a bitch, she said it also few days ago.
People call JJ bitch and complainer, but I think that Shriekpova is much worse when we are talking about bitchness.

And I will write it one more time, those evil stare while she is playing, that rituals, that scream...
it is just unnormal for me, I am sorry for her fans, but the only thing that is good on her is her phisical looks.

Yes, she's a little nuts, but they all are in one way or another - that's why I like women's tennis. :) Or hate it sometimes. :)

Cilla
Mar 17th, 2012, 10:28 PM
“@dougrobson: Djoker in presser def. looked pissed, mostly gracious that he got beat, tho mentions some "lucky shots" at 5-4 in 1st set.”

:oh:

Cilla
Mar 17th, 2012, 10:32 PM
I don't think she faked the injury, but I do think (although, I can't know for sure, obviously) it's at least partly psychosomatic with her. She's completely neurotic (not that I'm the one to point finger for that, but she clearly is :lol:), she has such mood swings on the court, from euphoric reactions to meaningless points against scrubs to apparent complete apathy throughout a winnable match (for example, the one she played in Dubai with Wozniacki). Also, when she's all pumped-up about the match for whatever reason, she tends to get something resembling panic-attacks if the things are not going her way (in the match she played with Jelena at the YEC, and in some others) or goes all hysterical about an injury or ache which might not require a withdrawal in reality. my impression is that she was too excited about this match (for obvious reasons) and when she realised (or at least persuaded herself) that she won't win it (and let's be honest, knowing her and Maria's mentality, she didn't stand much chance after losing the first set), she started imagining that her leg is about to fall off. Of course, her injury might be legit, but IMO this happens too often with her and the scenarios are too similar.
Jelena has a similar problem - when she wants out of the match for whatever reason, she starts getting phantom aches. It's as if she wants an excuse for both herself and the fans so badly, her body starts imagining it really has some problem. I don't think that either her or Ana fake injuries, I think they imagine them when they don't want to be on the court anymore. Someone in GM also gave Lisicki as an example of this, and it sure looks like it, but she's still young, she may grow out of it.
Or I juts see everything through the warped glass of my own psychosomatic problems. :tape:

I agree with Brena that it can be psychosomatic issues. And I think Ana is aware of it. That's why she cries and probably feels frustrated each time she retires or has some somatic problems. And I wouldn't call it hypochondrical behaviour, looks more hysterical to me. Don't know how much does it affect her life in general and if it's only the case of playing a match but it looks like it can be a real problem. And if the problem is recognized, then she should be on a therapy.

:worship:

Brena
Mar 17th, 2012, 10:32 PM
“@dougrobson: Djoker in presser def. looked pissed, mostly gracious that he got beat, tho mentions some "lucky shots" at 5-4 in 1st set.”

:oh:

Well, all GOATs get violated by lucky shots once in a while. :lol: But I think Novak also knows, like the rest of us, that Isner won't be able to find the court tomorrow. :tears:

Miracle Worker
Mar 17th, 2012, 10:37 PM
Well, all GOATs get violated by lucky shots once in a while. :lol: But I think Novak also knows, like the rest of us, that Isner won't be able to find the court tomorrow. :tears:

The newest top 10 player played GOAT tennis 3 days during Wimbledon so for sure she will play another GOAT tennis in match against peasant in final.

Brena
Mar 17th, 2012, 10:40 PM
The newest top 10 player played GOAT tennis 3 days during Wimbledon so for sure she will play another GOAT tennis in match against peasant in final.

Well, I'll cheer for him anyway. Especially should he face the peasant of the Swiss variety.

Cilla
Mar 17th, 2012, 10:48 PM
Well, all GOATs get violated by lucky shots once in a while. :lol: But I think Novak also knows, like the rest of us, that Isner won't be able to find the court tomorrow. :tears:

:lol:

To be fair, I wouldn't be suprised if he could keep it going. What a week its been. Obvs, I'll have to root against him vs RafaGOAT, but I will be cheering so hard for him in the event he plays that scrub Shankerer in final :oh:

-NAJ-
Mar 17th, 2012, 11:14 PM
Novak won the most important match this year -AO final- so this SF loss in IW is not big deal;)

Cilla
Mar 18th, 2012, 12:22 AM
Good news. Even though they used a pic of Pavlyuchenkova :facepalm:

https://twitter.com/#!/SEOpen/status/181156328910229504/photo/1

Miracle Worker
Mar 18th, 2012, 12:35 AM
^ Really? I know Nastya is bit overweight, but I didn't suppose she is so large :scared:

Cilla
Mar 18th, 2012, 12:41 AM
^^

Yep, and the fact that the tournament deleted the pic confirms it :lol: But, yes, Pavs is so out of shape :sobbing:

-NAJ-
Mar 18th, 2012, 12:46 AM
I can't see photo
Sorry, that page doesn’t exist!

what kind of photo is about?

LoLex
Mar 18th, 2012, 12:46 AM
Polish expert (:oh:) said during her match against Marion that loss of weight doesn't have to be a problem. Of course she probably will have problems in long matches, but she will be faster and something more... But I have to admit she looks very athletic. It's obvious she worked really hard to be in shape.

Right. And as much as I don't like Ana :o, I hope everything is under control. Cause even when you're losing weight with a good plan, there is always possibility of turning it into wrong way and start having diet problems or getting excercise addiction.

Cilla
Mar 18th, 2012, 12:59 AM
I can't see photo


what kind of photo is about?

Miami open tweeted a pic of "Kleybanova" practising (first tournament since cancer-free), but it was actually a pic of Pavs :rolleyes:

LoLex
Mar 18th, 2012, 01:42 AM
They really failed with that pic :o Everyone's waiting to see Alisa.

Brad[le]y.
Mar 18th, 2012, 06:27 AM
ugh can't Azarenka just go away; her grunt, her game, and her personality are all so unlikeable, it's surreal.

maybe JJ can stop her in Miami? :inlove:

-NAJ-
Mar 18th, 2012, 09:58 AM
Maria lost 3 finals to Azarenka. That's enough lol Go Maria

Roger was on fire last night. He had problem to close match but still won in 2.

Miami open tweeted a pic of "Kleybanova" practising (first tournament since cancer-free), but it was actually a pic of Pavs :rolleyes:

:tape:

Cilla
Mar 18th, 2012, 12:58 PM
Rafa :facepalm: Couldn't deal with the wind at all :facepalm:

My memory is bad, but I can't remember him winning a title since RG 2011 :hysteric:

I can't believe I have to resort to rooting for Pova in a final :facepalm: Interesting that she won three slam finals in "reasonably" comfortable fashion, but she's been humiliated in her other three. 3 games vs Serena (AO '07), 7 games vs Kvitova (W '11) & 3 games vs Aza ('12).

GoofyDuck
Mar 18th, 2012, 02:20 PM
ugh can't Azarenka just go away; her grunt, her game, and her personality are all so unlikeable, it's surreal.

maybe JJ can stop her in Miami? :inlove:

I agree with everything here :bounce:

Miracle Worker
Mar 18th, 2012, 03:08 PM
I hope Johny will send this peasant back to Switzerland today :hearts:

And yes, JJ will stop everyone in Miami :cheer:

Brad[le]y.
Mar 18th, 2012, 08:14 PM
wow, it looks like JJ really is destined to save tennis in Miami :inlove:
It's a good thing she got an easy 1R opponent. BYE is a great matchup for her.

Isner is awesome. Him winning IW would be hilariously random and awesome at the same time :D

Cilla
Mar 18th, 2012, 08:24 PM
Pova again being humiliated :facepalm:

Brad[le]y.
Mar 18th, 2012, 08:26 PM
Does anyone remember how Aga won the first set in Sydney 6-1? :sobbing:

If only she wasn't tired from escaping Punching Bag status from ~Princess Karolina~

Cilla
Mar 18th, 2012, 08:42 PM
At least Pova wins 2 more games than she did at AO :rolleyes:

When is the last time Sharpie played a quality match against a top player? I honestly can't remember :facepalm: She doesn't play like #2 in these finals, more like some top 50 scrub :facepalm:

Cajka
Mar 18th, 2012, 08:45 PM
At least Pova wins 3 more games than she did at AO :rolleyes:

2 :rolleyes:

Brad[le]y.
Mar 18th, 2012, 08:48 PM
Aga why did you have to get tired in Sydney :sobbing:

Aga-Azarenka 2012 = JJ-Henin 2007 :rolls:

Cilla
Mar 18th, 2012, 08:48 PM
2 :rolleyes:

Yeah, I corrected myself :lol:

Cilla
Mar 18th, 2012, 08:53 PM
Aga why did you have to get tired in Sydney :sobbing:

Aga-Azarenka 2012 = JJ-Henin 2007 :rolls:

Barthel is the one who should be really sad with that amaze choke against Vika :worship:

Brad[le]y.
Mar 18th, 2012, 08:57 PM
I was at IW for that match. Truthfully a sad day for me :sobbing:

Whatevs, bring on Fed-Treesner :D

Miracle Worker
Mar 18th, 2012, 08:58 PM
Masha was just AMAZING :worship: I've never seen so useless player in final of Premier Mandatory. Even Bartoli was more competitive in Wimbledon final than Maria today.

In category Brainless Tragedy Maria won today. She was able to beat even JJ in this category.

Cilla
Mar 18th, 2012, 08:59 PM
I was at IW for that match. Truthfully a sad day for me :sobbing:

Whatevs, bring on Fed-Treesner :D

Poor you :lol: :hug:

If Olderer wins, it'll be such an awful week tennis wise. I hope Miami is better :rolleyes: In-form Sarin & Kim to take out #1, plz.

Miracle Worker
Mar 18th, 2012, 08:59 PM
My Johny will win today :hearts: He will save Indian Wells 2012 :rocker2:

Miracle Worker
Mar 18th, 2012, 09:01 PM
Poor you :lol: :hug:

If Olderer wins, it'll be such an awful week tennis wise. I hope Miami is better :rolleyes: In-form Sarin & Kim to take out #1, plz.

Kim even out-form is better than Vika. She lost AO's SF only because she didn't care about this match :oh:

Cajka
Mar 18th, 2012, 09:03 PM
Yeah, I corrected myself :lol:

The :rolleyes: smiley was because of the result btw, not because of your mistake. :lol:

Brad[le]y.
Mar 18th, 2012, 09:03 PM
Kim even out-form is better than Vika. She lost AO's SF only because she didn't care about this match :oh:

in that second set you saw what Kim could do to her when she was playing well. :drool:
she can out grind and outhit Azarenka.

Sarin, Kim, or JJ to stop her in Miami :rocker:

Bismarck.
Mar 18th, 2012, 09:07 PM
The bitch war going on between Sharapova and Azarenka fans going on in the result thread in GM right now is DELICIOUS. So much better than the actual match.

Cilla
Mar 18th, 2012, 09:16 PM
Kim even out-form is better than Vika. She lost AO's SF only because she didn't care about this match :oh:

in that second set you saw what Kim could do to her when she was playing well. :drool:
she can out grind and outhit Azarenka.

Sarin, Kim, or JJ to stop her in Miami :rocker:
I'm still a bit annoyed with Kim for that disgusting match. It was all about her. Appalling play in the first & third sets. The second set was some peak Kim. Azarenka was just solid. Kim really blew her chance :sobbing: :facepalm:


The :rolleyes: smiley was because of the result btw, not because of your mistake. :lol:
Don't worry, I realised that :p

Cilla
Mar 18th, 2012, 09:27 PM
The bitch war going on between Sharapova and Azarenka fans going on in the result thread in GM right now is DELICIOUS. So much better than the actual match.

:lol:

The Mashabators must be really hurting atm with all those crushing losses. The Vikatards are getting just as cocky as their champion :lol:

Cajka
Mar 18th, 2012, 09:29 PM
in that second set you saw what Kim could do to her when she was playing well. :drool:
she can out grind and outhit Azarenka.

Sarin, Kim, or JJ to stop her in Miami :rocker:

There are players who have a game to stop her. Kim can play Azarenka's game way better than she does. JJ and Mona can play really smartly and make her fall apart, but they are both mental midgets. Kvitty when she's on God mode... The only remaining option is a big hitter who can construct points. The only obvious option is Serena, but she can't beat Makarova these days. Is there any big hitter in today's game who can construct points? Ana, of course, but her self-confidence is a joke.

Unfortunately, the only players who have the game to trouble her are half-retired or mental midgets. The streak will end once her level drops.

Brad[le]y.
Mar 18th, 2012, 09:33 PM
I don't want her to beat Hingis' record though :sobbing:

Maybe if it's a trend she'll lose to some journey women in the lower top 10 in the RG final though :inlove: :lick:

Cilla
Mar 18th, 2012, 09:36 PM
There are players who have a game to stop her. Kim can play Azarenka's game way better than she does. JJ and Mona can play really smartly and make her fall apart, but they are both mental midgets. Kvitty when she's on God mode... The only remaining option is a big hitter who can construct points. The only obvious option is Serena, but she can't beat Makarova these days. Is there any big hitter in today's game who can construct points? Ana, of course, but her self-confidence is a joke.

Unfortunately, the only players who have the game to trouble her are half-retired or mental midgets. The streak will end once her level drops.
I don't know why, but this part in particular made me actually laugh out loud :rolls:

Cajka
Mar 18th, 2012, 09:39 PM
Na Li should of course be an option, but she can be so brainless.

GoofyDuck
Mar 18th, 2012, 09:42 PM
I want Mona to beat her at RG or Miami , one my my favourite young players.

But I would be in heaven if any of my faves beat Azarenka, or any player for that matter.

I disliked Petkovic aswell but I rather have her with her dances than Vika and her dance and antics :o


Well actually I think they are equally bad/trying hard but right now Vika needs to be beaten :p

Miracle Worker
Mar 18th, 2012, 09:43 PM
John Isner would beat Vika :hearts:

Brad[le]y.
Mar 18th, 2012, 09:45 PM
I want Mona to beat her at RG or Miami , one my my favourite young players.

But I would be in heaven if any of my faves beat Azarenka, or any player for that matter.

I disliked Petkovic aswell but I rather have her with her dances than Vika and her dance and antics :o


Well actually I think they are equally bad/trying hard but right now Vika needs to be beaten :p

Andrea said on multiple occasions that she wanted to stop the dancing. But then she keeps getting tweets from people telling her to keep doing it :rolls:

And Aga is such a moron; she had two really great chances to beat Vika at the start of the season, but then she folded and wasted her opportunities. Her and Jelena should hang out more.

Cilla
Mar 18th, 2012, 09:46 PM
Na Li should of course be an option, but she is can be so brainless.

Corrected :p

Miracle Worker
Mar 18th, 2012, 09:48 PM
Na Li should of course be an option, but she can be so brainless.

Being brainless is mainstream these days in WTA.

Cilla
Mar 18th, 2012, 09:52 PM
John Isner would beat Vika :hearts:

No, Vika would shriek/push/flirt with him [delete as applicable] him to death :oh:

Cajka
Mar 18th, 2012, 09:53 PM
Being brainless is mainstream these days in WTA.

Yeah, I mean, Vika's an improved version of 2011 Niacki. She has a non-moonballing fh, a better touch/finesse and guts. There's no one single dominant weapon in her game. Solid on both wings, solid on serve, good movement and great attitude.

Brad[le]y.
Mar 18th, 2012, 09:54 PM
Ugh John, why didn't you take your three break points at the start of this match :awww:

Cilla
Mar 18th, 2012, 09:59 PM
Andrea said on multiple occasions that she wanted to stop the dancing. But then she keeps getting tweets from people telling her to keep doing it :rolls:

And Aga is such a moron; she had two really great chances to beat Vika at the start of the season, but then she folded and wasted her opportunities. Her and Jelena should hang out more.

I don't mind Petko dance some of the time, but not allllllll the time. I don't think we'll be seeing Petkodance much any more with her bad back :o Funny how they both danced after beating Pova :oh:

Radwanska really messed up at AO :facepalm:

Cilla
Mar 18th, 2012, 10:12 PM
Isner :sobbing:

Nina.
Mar 18th, 2012, 10:13 PM
honestly, I don't want any of these guys winning the final :sobbing:

Miracle Worker
Mar 18th, 2012, 10:17 PM
Johny :sobbing:

He's so tall... He could easily join to Zenit Kazan's volleyball team :oh:

Cilla
Mar 18th, 2012, 10:24 PM
:spit: :haha:

@SI_BTBaseline: Azarenka T-Shirt Watch: "Unstoppable Skills." #bnppo12

Edit: Even better :hysteric:

@SI_BTBaseline: Azarenka into fashion design? Wearing what looked like a custom hoodie, Last name on the back, tennis balls with "Vika 1" all over. #bnppo12

Miracle Worker
Mar 18th, 2012, 10:39 PM
:facepalm:


I'm fan of another brainless idiot :sobbing:

Cilla
Mar 18th, 2012, 10:44 PM
Annnnnnnnnd the shitty week is complete :help:

Brena
Mar 18th, 2012, 11:02 PM
*suicide*

Cilla
Mar 18th, 2012, 11:06 PM
*suicide*

:sobbing:

@TennisReporters: I asked Vika why her mood so good these days: "You cannot be sad when you're winning, right? But for me, it's important to stay humble"
:spit:

Brena
Mar 18th, 2012, 11:20 PM
I think I might switch to following golf or snooker, tennis just brings me misery. Then, there might be too many Wozniacki and Ana spottings at golf-tournaments, so snooker and darts it is.

Miracle Worker
Mar 18th, 2012, 11:25 PM
I think I might switch to following golf or snooker, tennis just brings me misery. Then, there might be too many Wozniacki and Ana spottings at golf-tournaments, so snooker and darts it is.

Darts are useless, but snooker is quite interesting. They have some good-looking guys, some good matches, and players usually are not brainless.

Well, this snooker man who is right now on Eurosport is not good-looking, but his opponent is :oh:

Cilla
Mar 18th, 2012, 11:26 PM
^^

Darts are amaze :inlove:

Miracle Worker
Mar 18th, 2012, 11:29 PM
Darts don't have Michaela Tabb and Neil Robertson :kiss:

Brena
Mar 18th, 2012, 11:30 PM
Darts are useless, but snooker is quite interesting. They have some good-looking guys, some good matches, and players usually are not brainless.

Well, this snooker man who is right now on Eurosport is not good-looking, but his opponent is :oh:

^^

Darts are amaze :inlove:

Well, I thought using Jelena's picture as a target might prove a good practice, but I'll check out those snooker-studs just in case.
The only weird sport I've ever followed is curling, but it's restricted to winter-time, plus my favourite team has disbanded. :bigcry:

Cilla
Mar 18th, 2012, 11:31 PM
Darts don't have Michaela Tabb and Neil Robertson :kiss:

Neil Robertson & that horrible hairstyle :spit: The only good looking snooker player is Mark Selby :inlove:

Miracle Worker
Mar 18th, 2012, 11:35 PM
Neil Robertson & that horrible hairstyle :spit: The only good looking snooker player is Mark Selby :inlove:

Mark Selby is so obvious choice :oh: Always perfect, always good looking, always perfect hair :rolleyes: Nothing special :p Even Sullivan is more interesting than Mark :oh:

And Neil is :inlove:

Cilla
Mar 18th, 2012, 11:36 PM
Well, I thought using Jelena's picture as a target might prove a good practice, but I'll check out those snooker-studs just in case.
The only weird sport I've ever followed is curling, but it's restricted to winter-time, plus my favourite team has disbanded. :bigcry:

Curling was so excite when Britain won gold :hearts: Millions (including myself) stayed up until the middle of the night to watch :lol:

There was one hot Canadian curler in the last Olympics :inlove: his day job was a firefighter :hearts: They won gold :lol:

Brena
Mar 18th, 2012, 11:41 PM
Curling was so excite when Britain won gold :hearts: Millions (including myself) stayed up until the middle of the night to watch :lol:

There was one hot Canadian curler in the last Olympics :inlove: his day job was a firefighter :hearts: They won gold :lol:

Canadians are insane! They win everything in men's curling, so it's quite boring, but the things they can do! :eek::eek:
And as for staying up to watch curling - I was up till some wee hours of the morning for the women's final at Vancouver Olympics to watch my favourite team play the Canadian ladies. They took turns in choking for hours, and then it looked everything was over, that Canadians can't find the way not to win so I turned off Tv in disappointment only to receive a text from MaBaker 10 minutes later that the they did choke after all and that my beloved Swedes won - and I didn't see it! :sobbing: But curling forums were hilarious for days afterwards - crazy Canadian fans were hating on both their own chokers and the Swedes and their lucky-shots, and the Swedes were taunting them it was worse than any TF war! :rolls: I think there's also the Swedish commentator's reaction to Canadian final miss on YT - first she drones on and on in Swedish, clearly disappointed and pissed off and then suddenly jumps up and starts screaming and going nuts... :haha:

Cilla
Mar 18th, 2012, 11:45 PM
Mark Selby is so obvious choice :oh: Always perfect, always good looking, always perfect hair :rolleyes: Nothing special :p Even Sullivan is more interesting than Mark :oh:

And Neil is :inlove:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y71/steven_mj/orly.gif

:p

Cilla
Mar 18th, 2012, 11:52 PM
Canadians are insane! They win everything in men's curling, so it's quite boring, but the things they can do! :eek::eek:
And as for staying up to watch curling - I was up till some wee hours of the morning for the women's final at Vancouver Olympics to watch my favourite team play the Canadian ladies. They took turns in choking for hours, and then it looked everything was over, that Canadians can't find the way not to win so I turned off Tv in disappointment only to receive a text from MaBaker 10 minutes later that the they did choke after all and that my beloved Swedes won - and I didn't see it! :sobbing: But curling forums were hilarious for days afterwards - crazy Canadian fans were hating on both their own chokers and the Swedes and their lucky-shots, and the Swedes were taunting them it was worse than any TF war! :rolls: I think there's also the Swedish commentator's reaction to Canadian final miss on YT - first she drones on and on in Swedish, clearly disappointed and pissed off and then suddenly jumps up and starts screaming and going nuts... :haha:

OMG :sobbing: :rolls: The thought of wars on curling forums just makes me :sobbing: It's gotta hurt choking in your home tournament though :tape:

Here he is...John Morris :inlove:

http://cdn.curling.ca/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/2010CanCup-590-JohnMorris.jpg?e81271

Brad[le]y.
Mar 19th, 2012, 12:04 AM
LMAO at Azarenka being humble. Her celebrations after beating Sharapova and Radwanska were anything but humble. :lol:

She is so annoying; especially when she wastes all her energy on someone she can't stop thinking about :rolleyes:

Brena
Mar 19th, 2012, 12:08 AM
OMG :sobbing: :rolls: The thought of wars on curling forums just makes me :sobbing: It's gotta hurt choking in your home tournament though :tape:

That was one of the most hilarious chokes I've ever seen (well, it's obviously not that hilarious if you're Canadian :sobbing:), and you can't even imagine how their fans are serious about curling - they were ready to lynch their poor skip who screwed up (twice). Also, the crowd's behaviour boarded on hooliganism :haha: - when the Swedish team called for a time-out, they would all start yelling so that they couldn't hear each other. They also booed and tried to distract the Swedish players while they were preparing for a throw. :sobbing:

These pictures basically tell the story of that idiotic choke-fest:

http://sverigesradio.se/diverse/appdata/isidor/images/news_images/179/1419027_520_292.jpghttp://media.thestar.topscms.com/images/a8/02/c9f84b8d48a793cfeb253f572e7b.jpeg

(while the Swedes seem to have found God all of a sudden, the poor Canadian skip on far right keeps an eye on the lynching mob gathering around)

Here he is...John Morris :inlove:

http://cdn.curling.ca/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/2010CanCup-590-JohnMorris.jpg?e81271

Oh... I'll definitely have to pay more attention to players themselves rather than their curling skills!

Brena
Mar 19th, 2012, 12:11 AM
LMAO at Azarenka being humble. Her celebrations after beating Sharapova and Radwanska were anything but humble. :lol:

She is so annoying; especially when she wastes all her energy on someone she can't stop thinking about :rolleyes:

Hey, hello there! Welcome to our Tennis Moaning Thread. As you can see, we're so despondent, we've turned to snooker and curling. :tears:
And yes, Azarenka is insufferable, but I'm afraid we'll have to bear with her for a long time...

Brad[le]y.
Mar 19th, 2012, 12:15 AM
Hey, hello there! Welcome to our Tennis Moaning Thread. As you can see, we're so despondent, we've turned to snooker and curling. :tears:
And yes, Azarenka is insufferable, but I'm afraid we'll have to bear with her for a long time...

ugh my useless fave had her on the line twice but decided to be retarded and let the opportunities go. Her and Jelena need to hang out more and come up with new ways to be completely useless :bigcry:

but I said this earlier, but I have a feeling JJ will stop her in Miami :inlove: she already won her 1R match so it should give her some confidence :tears:

Brena
Mar 19th, 2012, 12:19 AM
ugh my useless fave had her on the line twice but decided to be retarded and let the opportunities go. Her and Jelena need to hang out more and come up with new ways to be completely useless :bigcry:

but I said this earlier, but I have a feeling JJ will stop her in Miami :inlove: she already won her 1R match so it should give her some confidence :tears:

Jelena did so well to somehow get past BYE yet again (in three sets, after saving MPs), but I'm not sure she's ready for Azarenka yet. Maybe she could finally get a win over Woz? :lol::sobbing:

Brad[le]y.
Mar 19th, 2012, 12:21 AM
Jelena did so well to somehow get past BYE yet again (in three sets, after saving MPs), but I'm not sure she's ready for Azarenka yet. Maybe she could finally get a win over Woz? :lol::sobbing:

who knows, BYE is up 7-6 4-1 ATM, but she keeps going to Woz's backhand. :sobbing:

Brena
Mar 19th, 2012, 12:30 AM
who knows, BYE is up 7-6 4-1 ATM, but she keeps going to Woz's backhand. :sobbing:

BYE is the ultimate choker. I'm just worried that Jelena might draw again in R2 one of those unplayable future #1s a la Hampton. Or Ana. Or a professional tennis player.

Miracle Worker
Mar 19th, 2012, 12:30 AM
I wonder who will receive looming Venus and Kim? :oh:

I hope JJ will play with one of them soon. She will show us that she's still top player :rocker:

Cilla
Mar 19th, 2012, 12:35 AM
:sobbing:

"@BenRothenberg: Asked first about the celebrities in his box, Roger Federer talks about how nice it is to meet "other greats." #bnppo12"

Cajka
Mar 19th, 2012, 12:35 AM
BYE is the ultimate choker. I'm just worried that Jelena might draw again in R2 one of those unplayable future #1s a la Hampton. Or Ana. Or a professional tennis player.

#15 and #16 in R2? :lol:

Brena
Mar 19th, 2012, 12:36 AM
I wonder who will receive looming Venus and Kim? :oh:

I hope JJ will play with one of them soon. She will show us that she's still top player :rocker:

Well, I'd rather she lost to Kim or Venus than again to some local schoolkid who won a WC at a bingo party!

Brad[le]y.
Mar 19th, 2012, 12:36 AM
BYE is the ultimate choker. I'm just worried that Jelena might draw again in R2 one of those unplayable future #1s a la Hampton. Or Ana. Or a professional tennis player.

On the bright side, our beloved JJlena has only lost to Woz 4 times in a row.My current fave, Aga lost to her 5 times in a row. And let's not forget Babyfat who has yet to win a set against Karolina in 5 meetings :rolls:

Brena
Mar 19th, 2012, 12:38 AM
#15 and #16 in R2? :lol:

As if I know those peasants' rankings. I know only Niculescu's (thank's to SFH).

Federer and Azarenka should sit in each other's player's boxes since they're both so globally important and #humble.

Brena
Mar 19th, 2012, 12:43 AM
On the bright side, our beloved JJlena has only lost to Woz 4 times in a row.My current fave, Aga lost to her 5 times in a row. And let's not forget Babyfat who has yet to win a set against Karolina in 5 meetings :rolls:

Radwanska's constant losses to Woz have always puzzled me - she does everything better than Woz except perhaps serving. Plus, she has shots Woz can only dream about (drop-shots, amazing lobs). And she isn't even a headcase. So, wth? :confused:
The only player Babyfat can beat is Jelena.

Miracle Worker
Mar 19th, 2012, 12:44 AM
As if I know those peasants' rankings. I know only Niculescu's (thank's to SFH).

Federer and Azarenka should sit in each other's player's boxes since they're both so globally important and #humble.

:sobbing: Where are Kim and Serena when you need them? :sobbing: I hope they will finish delusional of this fake #1 :sobbing:

Miracle Worker
Mar 19th, 2012, 12:50 AM
Radwanska's constant losses to Woz have always puzzled me - she does everything better than Woz except perhaps serving. Plus, she has shots Woz can only dream about (drop-shots, amazing lobs). And she isn't even a headcase. So, wth? :confused:
The only player Babyfat can beat is Jelena.

Until Caroline was #1 it was obvious she would never lose to Radwanska. Agnieszka is her BFF so even with score 60 50 40-0 she would eventually lose to Woz. Woz really needed wins over Radwa to remain #1.

Now Wozniacki will lose every match with Aga. Aga needs wins over Wozniacki to not lose her TOP4 status.

Cajka
Mar 19th, 2012, 01:05 AM
Until Caroline was #1 it was obvious she would never lose to Radwanska. Agnieszka is her BFF so even with score 60 50 40-0 she would eventually lose to Woz. Woz really needed wins over Radwa to remain #1.

Now Wozniacki will lose every match with Aga. Aga needs wins over Wozniacki to not lose her TOP4 status.

top 16 players now can beat Woz... Well, JJ can't ... :rolleyes: But Julia, Ana, Cibulkova, they are all dangerous for Woz + some other top 30 players. Reaching the QF won't be so easy for her anymore.

Cajka
Mar 19th, 2012, 01:10 AM
Ana plays Fed Cup.

Brena
Mar 19th, 2012, 01:13 AM
top 16 players now can beat Woz... Well, JJ can't ... :rolleyes: But Julia, Ana, Cibulkova, they are all dangerous for Woz + some other top 30 players. Reaching the QF won't be so easy for her anymore.

I KNOW! :hearts::cheer::inlove:: ohyesyesyes :

Ana plays Fed Cup.

Oh, that'll make such a difference... :sobbing:

Brad[le]y.
Mar 19th, 2012, 01:18 AM
I KNOW! :hearts::cheer::inlove:: ohyesyesyes :

I just forgot one amazing stat:

Top 10 wins in 2012
JJ: 1
Woz: 0

clearly someone is out of someone else's league.

Cajka
Mar 19th, 2012, 01:21 AM
I KNOW! :hearts::cheer::inlove:: ohyesyesyes :



Oh, that'll make such a difference... :sobbing:

Who will play for Russia?

Brad[le]y.
Mar 19th, 2012, 01:22 AM
Radwanska's constant losses to Woz have always puzzled me - she does everything better than Woz except perhaps serving. Plus, she has shots Woz can only dream about (drop-shots, amazing lobs). And she isn't even a headcase. So, wth? :confused: she's a moron

The only player Babyfat can beat is Jelena.she's a moron too

everyone I support is so useless. :sobbing: can't Azarenka go back to being useless. hating her would be so much more enjoyable :inlove:

Cilla
Mar 19th, 2012, 01:25 AM
Rafa won a title...in doubles :hysteric: Nadal/Lopez def Querrey/Isner. Bad day at the office for John :hug:

Brena
Mar 19th, 2012, 12:30 PM
I just forgot one amazing stat:

Top 10 wins in 2012
JJ: 1
Woz: 0

clearly someone is out of someone else's league.

:rolls::bowdown: Amazing stat! I feel so much better now.

Who will play for Russia?

No idea whose turn it is. I think they take turns. I know Kuznetzlana lost to Suarez-Navarro :sobbing:, so she did play in February, Sharapova made her once-every-4-years appearance, but can't remember who else. I doubt they'll ask Kleybanova to play so soon after such a long break, perhaps Zvonareva if she's healthy, Pavlyu if they're desperate :tears:... Come to think of it, I don't know who's worse ATM- the Russian (sans Sharapova) or the Serbian girls, it'll be a horror-epic no doubt.

Cilla
Mar 19th, 2012, 07:43 PM
Miami draw :hysteric:

Vika with a clear path to another final :facepalm:

Possible Kim/Goerges in R2 :facepalm: No way would I subject myself to that match. The UEs :facepalm: Oh, the horror.

Potential Venus/Kvitova R2. Not sure Venus will even get past Kimiko.

Serena/Stosur potential rematch :spit:

Edit: Just saw Kim will play Jarka in R1 :tape: Even worse :help: #UEsthroughtheroof

Safe-From-Harm
Mar 19th, 2012, 08:38 PM
As if I know those peasants' rankings. I know only Niculescu's (thank's to SFH).

Federer and Azarenka should sit in each other's player's boxes since they're both so globally important and #humble.


My contribution to this forum, and world in general is underrated.
Just like Niculescu`s forhand.

Linguae^
Mar 19th, 2012, 08:55 PM
Azarenka humiliates everyone everywhere and this WTA is becoming so annoying with her shrieks. Maria is playing solid, but she just fades away when she faces Victoria. She missed a lot of stupid shots yesterday and I can't get her anymore when she's playing Azarenka. She has a big problem, a strong issue.
I'm glad that Federer beat Drugner.

Miracle Worker
Mar 19th, 2012, 09:12 PM
This draw is disaster :facepalm:

Kim, Maria, Li, JJ, Caroline and Serena in bottom half :facepalm: And only Petra is good enough to win with Vika. WTA really wants Vika to beat Hingis' record :facepalm:

Miracle Worker
Mar 19th, 2012, 09:14 PM
Azarenka humiliates everyone everywhere and this WTA is becoming so annoying with her shrieks. Maria is playing solid, but she just fades away when she faces Victoria. She missed a lot of stupid shots yesterday and I can't get her anymore when she's playing Azarenka. She has a big problem, a strong issue.
I'm glad that Federer beat Drugner.

How dare you? :mad:

Johny :hug:

Cilla
Mar 19th, 2012, 10:29 PM
How dare you? :mad:

Johny :hug:

:lol:

Isner is so adorably awkward & nerdy :awww: His cringeworthy attempts to flirt with Woz & Petko on twitter were epic :oh: The Petko one was a particular epic fail :hysteric: :lol: At that time he seemed desperate to find a GF :hug: but his GF now is cute & they look happy :D

Miracle Worker
Mar 19th, 2012, 10:40 PM
^ He wasn't the only one who tried to flirt with Sunshine. Nadal tried to flirt with her too :spit: But he was dismissed by Piotr :oh:

Cilla
Mar 19th, 2012, 10:48 PM
^ He wasn't the only one who tried to flirt with Sunshine. Nadal tried to flirt with her too :spit: But he was dismissed by Piotr :oh:

When did that happen? :spit: First I've heard of it :rolls:

Miracle Worker
Mar 19th, 2012, 11:16 PM
When did that happen? :spit: First I've heard of it :rolls:

I even don't know if this was true or not. Few years ago there was a stupid rumor that Nadal wanted to date with her. But I think it was another TF's idiotic idea.

I've heard version that he wanted her phone number, but Piotr said that
'tennis is Caroline's priority and she doesn't have time for things like this'.

Cilla
Mar 19th, 2012, 11:44 PM
I even don't know if this was true or not. Few years ago there was a stupid rumor that Nadal wanted to date with her. But I think it was another TF's idiotic idea.

I've heard version that he wanted her phone number, but Piotr said that
'tennis is Caroline's priority and she doesn't have time for things like this'.

:lol: I doubt that one, but I remember when the manwhore Verdasco was hanging around :oh:

I hope Miami will be better, but I already forsee another awful mess :sobbing:

Brad[le]y.
Mar 20th, 2012, 02:55 AM
I think that was back in 2008; when Karolina was 17 :spit:

Brad[le]y.
Mar 20th, 2012, 04:19 AM
This draw is disaster :facepalm:

Kim, Maria, Li, JJ, Caroline and Serena in bottom half :facepalm: And only Petra is good enough to win with Vika. WTA really wants Vika to beat Hingis' record :facepalm:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

well, at least this means she'll continue her win streak, make the final of RG and unexpectedly lose to some journeywoman in the lower top 10. :inlove:

Safe-From-Harm
Mar 20th, 2012, 03:04 PM
:lol:

Isner is so adorably awkward & nerdy :awww: His cringeworthy attempts to flirt with Woz & Petko on twitter were epic :oh: The Petko one was a particular epic fail :hysteric: :lol: At that time he seemed desperate to find a GF :hug: but his GF now is cute & they look happy :D


That is his girlfriend?
Well, You must understand him, he is very tall, and it is hard to find a
girl who is higher than his genitalia.
So, he must be pissed of when all girls ,,are talking with his other head".
You know.
Mean.

Safe-From-Harm
Mar 20th, 2012, 03:05 PM
I need a gif of Julia^s bouncing boobs, I think I deleted that folder
cause someone was checking my lap :oh:

Cilla
Mar 20th, 2012, 06:39 PM
Watson def Cirstea 6-3, 3-6, 7-6 (4). Sorana led 5-0 in third set :spit: That's actually just plain sad :tape:

Cilla
Mar 20th, 2012, 06:40 PM
That is his girlfriend?
Well, You must understand him, he is very tall, and it is hard to find a
girl who is higher than his genitalia.
So, he must be pissed of when all girls ,,are talking with his other head".
You know.
Mean.

:spit:

I need a gif of Julia^s bouncing boobs, I think I deleted that folder
cause someone was checking my lap :oh:

:haha: :rolls: :hysteric:

Brena
Mar 20th, 2012, 06:45 PM
I need a gif of Julia^s bouncing boobs, I think I deleted that folder
cause someone was checking my lap :oh:

Did you have Vesnina's home-video there as well? :oh:

Watson def Cirstea 6-3, 3-6, 7-6 (4). Sorana led 5-0 in third set :spit: That's actually just plain sad :tape:

But Heather finally won a match! :cheer:

Cilla
Mar 20th, 2012, 06:52 PM
Did you have Vesnina's home-video there as well? :oh:
:oh:

But Heather finally won a match! :cheer:
:cheer: :cheer:

Potential rematch with Sharpie? I can't quite recall, but thought Hev was on that side? Edit: I was totally off, she's on Azarenka's side :lol: Likely to play Safarova next.

Miracle Worker
Mar 20th, 2012, 07:12 PM
Did you have Vesnina's home-video there as well? :oh:



It's hard to believe that anyone wants to have Vesnina's home-video :tape:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-RlmNsVigK-4/TykJmIMaLiI/AAAAAAAAB84/QzJFS8VM8eM/s1600/Federer+Gorges.gif

Brad[le]y.
Mar 21st, 2012, 06:15 AM
Sorana :spit: even when she was up 4-0 in the final set I just had a feeling she would choke.

Why is everyone I support completely useless?

Safe-From-Harm
Mar 21st, 2012, 09:39 AM
Did you have Vesnina's home-video there as well? :oh:



But Heather finally won a match! :cheer:


Well, it would be too much.
But I watched it.
I hope Goerges will made one also, If not with me, then with Vesnina.
I have nothing against.

Safe-From-Harm
Mar 21st, 2012, 09:41 AM
It's hard to believe that anyone wants to have Vesnina's home-video :tape:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-RlmNsVigK-4/TykJmIMaLiI/AAAAAAAAB84/QzJFS8VM8eM/s1600/Federer+Gorges.gif


s1600/Federer+Gorges.gif

WTF? Why the bitchs name is in the name of this gif?

The gravitaion power has new conotations now.

Safe-From-Harm
Mar 21st, 2012, 09:42 AM
:hysteric:

I just realized his head in behind...hahah... boobs distracts me so muc.

Cilla
Mar 21st, 2012, 06:05 PM
Well, it would be too much.
But I watched it.
I hope Goerges will made one also, If not with me, then with Vesnina.
I have nothing against.

:haha: :haha:

Kim def Jarka 4-6, 6-1, 6-0 :spit:

Linguae^
Mar 21st, 2012, 08:42 PM
Well, it would be too much.
But I watched it.
I hope Goerges will made one also, If not with me, then with Vesnina.
I have nothing against.

Sorry to ask you, but are you from Herzegovina? 'Cause you sound like a pure Herzegovinian! Ahahaha.

LoLex
Mar 21st, 2012, 08:43 PM
Gajdosova is so brainless. I have no idea what's wrong with her. She played so well after divorce.

Safe-From-Harm
Mar 21st, 2012, 11:10 PM
Sorry to ask you, but are you from Herzegovina? 'Cause you sound like a pure Herzegovinian! Ahahaha.


No, it is Bosnia.
But how You can recognize that someone is from Herzegovina?
And You wrote sounds like, it is better ,,writes like".

Cajka
Mar 21st, 2012, 11:46 PM
No, it is Bosnia.
But how You can recognize that someone is from Herzegovina?
And You wrote sounds like, it is better ,,writes like".

If he saw something that you wrote in Serbian perhaps?

This is embarrassing, but I really can't distinct the dialects outside of Serbia. OK, except old Montenigrin dialect and Muslim have some distinctions in their version of no-name language. But I really can't recognize if someone's from Bijeljina, Banja Luka or, let's say, Mrkonjić.

Safe-From-Harm
Mar 22nd, 2012, 12:03 AM
If he saw something that you wrote in Serbian perhaps?

This is embarrassing, but I really can't distinct the dialects outside of Serbia. OK, except old Montenigrin dialect and Muslim have some distinctions in their version of no-name language. But I really can't recognize if someone's from Bijeljina, Banja Luka or, let's say, Mrkonjić.


I don`t think so.
People from Herzegovina just speak a little bit different than other part of the country.
Well, there are a little differences between those cities You named, but in general it is all the same.

-NAJ-
Mar 22nd, 2012, 01:14 AM
IW R1 Hampton d. Hercog 6-1 6-0
Miami R1 Hercog d. [Q] Hampton 6-1 6-3


WTA:worship:

Cajka
Mar 22nd, 2012, 01:22 AM
I don`t think so.
People from Herzegovina just speak a little bit different than other part of the country.
Well, there are a little differences between those cities You named, but in general it is all the same.

People from Herzegovina speak similar to people from the north of Montenegro, Boka Kotorska, Dubrovnik etc. People from Bosnia speak a bit different, but, for example, my parents are from Bosnia and they can recognize the town you are coming from in Bosnia (by the way you speak, of course). It's embarrassing that I can't, it all sounds too similar to me. :bigcry:

Brena
Mar 22nd, 2012, 08:37 AM
IW R1 Hampton d. Hercog 6-1 6-0
Miami R1 Hercog d. [Q] Hampton 6-1 6-3


WTA:worship:

:lol: I just saw it, and also :spit:
Well, Jelena is consistent. :crying2:

-NAJ-
Mar 22nd, 2012, 03:46 PM
Polona played in KL so maybe time difference affected her :oh:


It's interesting that few months ago Kvitova was the most respected player on tour, everybody talked about her, one match, one set away from #1...
and now.... she is #3 but there is 10x less talk about her...

Cilla
Mar 22nd, 2012, 08:51 PM
Sveta won first set against Iveta 6-1, then lost the 2nd 7-6 (11-9) :spit: now 3-1 down in the third :facepalm:

Pavs breadsticked by Makarova :facepalm:

Cilla
Mar 22nd, 2012, 08:54 PM
It's interesting that few months ago Kvitova was the most respected player on tour, everybody talked about her, one match, one set away from #1...and now.... she is #3 but there is 10x less talk about her...
Yes, the hype has died down. She is notoriously poor during this part of the season. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if she lost to Venus (no idea how that match will go :help: ). I hear she has problems with her asthma during this part of the season. It'll be interesting to see if she can improve on the clay. I'm not convinced.

LoLex
Mar 22nd, 2012, 09:04 PM
Pavlyuchenkova is worse than JJ at this moment :o And I thought I'd become a fan of her but now I don't have even any opportunities to watch her.

Miracle Worker
Mar 22nd, 2012, 09:05 PM
WTA should create super Tour with 16 players. They would play 14 tournaments in season and everyone will be happy. Now we see Jankovic losing to Mona, Sveta losing to Benesova, and Pavlu losing to Makarova.

It's really depressing to watch 95% matches in WTA - not only because JJ loses second week in row, but mainly because of horrible level in those matches.

Cilla
Mar 22nd, 2012, 09:36 PM
Pavlyuchenkova is worse than JJ at this moment :o And I thought I'd become a fan of her but now I don't have even any opportunities to watch her.

1&2 to Makarova :facepalm: She's still young, but she's wasting valuable time with her talent :sad:

Peer took the first set over Pova :spit: Kuz just lost 9-7 in final set TB :facepalm:

Bismarck.
Mar 22nd, 2012, 09:48 PM
I can't anymore. :sobbing: Either piss or get off the pot, Svetjelena.

I need to support somebody new. I need to know what it feels like to have your fave win a match again. :sobbing:

Brena
Mar 22nd, 2012, 10:13 PM
Seriously... there's no one to support right now. I don't even feel like watching tennis, who's there to watch? I come here just to chat a little with you guys, but it'll really take some new players to appear for me to start following women's tennis with the old passion. This is all meh, bleh, eww and *shrug*.

Cajka
Mar 22nd, 2012, 10:16 PM
I'm feeling a bit better now, still have that awful feeling when I remember the scoreline, but I'm trying to pretend that JJ never played Miami. If Ana loses tomorrow, I won't follow matches in Miami anymore. I don't care if Serena can stop Shrieka or not. My heart is broken and I want clay tournaments.

Miracle Worker
Mar 22nd, 2012, 11:41 PM
Well, I still have my Johny :dance:

I saw score in Sveta's match. :haha: Comparing to Sveta, JJ result is awesome :hearts:

Linguae^
Mar 23rd, 2012, 01:27 AM
I don`t think so.
People from Herzegovina just speak a little bit different than other part of the country.
Well, there are a little differences between those cities You named, but in general it is all the same.

It's that I know a couple of people from Herzegovina and their sense of humour is similar to yours, really alike, and that's what features Herzegovina's people. I'm sorry for disturbing you if I did, but I had no wrong intentions. It was even a compliment.
@Cajka
I don't know what you meant with your post, but it was clear that I didn't think about his accent or his 'speech'. You are unnecessarily rude, because my question was not embarassing, it was your comment that was redundant.

Cajka
Mar 23rd, 2012, 02:29 AM
It's that I know a couple of people from Herzegovina and their sense of humour is similar to yours, really alike, and that's what features Herzegovina's people. I'm sorry for disturbing you if I did, but I had no wrong intentions. It was even a compliment.
@Cajka
I don't know what you meant with your post, but it was clear that I didn't think about his accent or his 'speech'. You are unnecessarily rude, because my question was not embarassing, it was your comment that was redundant.

O čemu ti pričaš?

Edit: Mislila sam da si video da je napisao neku hercegovačku reč u onoj temi na srpskom ili negde. Čovek koristi ijekavicu. Uostalom, ne znam šta je tebe uvredilo u mom komentaru, ovo si sad lupio svetski, ali idemo dalje.

Edit 2: Sad sam videla na šta misliš. Napisala sam da JA ne umem da razlikujem dijalekte van Srbije i da je TO sramota (ja sam inače slušala dijalektologiju na fakultetu 3 semestra, pa bi trebalo da razlikujem dijalekte). Sve u svemu - ili pažljivije čitaj ili traži prevod kad nešto ne razumeš.

Brena
Mar 23rd, 2012, 08:16 AM
I'm feeling a bit better now, still have that awful feeling when I remember the scoreline, but I'm trying to pretend that JJ never played Miami. If Ana loses tomorrow, I won't follow matches in Miami anymore. I don't care if Serena can stop Shrieka or not. My heart is broken and I want clay tournaments.

I understand everything except for the ''I want clay tournaments'' part. What the hell do you want them for?

Well, I still have my Johny :dance:

I saw score in Sveta's match. :haha: Comparing to Sveta, JJ result is awesome :hearts:

She is THE Legend. :bowdown:

Brad[le]y.
Mar 23rd, 2012, 08:19 AM
Christina :tears:

she is out to prove that in order to be a fave of mine, you have to be completely useless.

Safe-From-Harm
Mar 23rd, 2012, 09:49 AM
It's that I know a couple of people from Herzegovina and their sense of humour is similar to yours, really alike, and that's what features Herzegovina's people. I'm sorry for disturbing you if I did, but I had no wrong intentions. It was even a compliment.
@Cajka
I don't know what you meant with your post, but it was clear that I didn't think about his accent or his 'speech'. You are unnecessarily rude, because my question was not embarassing, it was your comment that was redundant.


No, I wasn`t saw it as disturb.
It is all okay.
Now I know that You meant it by sense of humor.
But I must admit that I don`t know much people from there, so I don`t know what is
they sense of humor.
Everything`s fine.

Safe-From-Harm
Mar 23rd, 2012, 09:54 AM
OMG
McHale was 6-0, 4-0 against Cetkovska and lost it... :tape:

Cilla
Mar 23rd, 2012, 11:49 AM
Honestly, I was confused when I saw Woz is playing Petra next, b/c when I went to bed McHale was 6-0, 4-0 up :tape: McHale has already had some amaze chokes in her short career :tape:

Cilla
Mar 23rd, 2012, 11:51 AM
I understand everything except for the ''I want clay tournaments'' part. What the hell do you want them for?


My reaction was the same :lol: Clay is the least favourite part of the season for me, and it never ends :sobbing:

Cajka
Mar 23rd, 2012, 11:51 AM
I understand everything

:crying2:

except for the ''I want clay tournaments'' part. What the hell do you want them for?


There are no too many girls who can play good on clay, so... I don't know... I'm desperate. (btw. "I'm desperate" means that I AM desperate, not Linguae or something).

Brena
Mar 23rd, 2012, 11:54 AM
Christina :tears:

she is out to prove that in order to be a fave of mine, you have to be completely useless.

You really know how to choose them... Now Barthel will become a flop as well. :tears:

Miracle Worker
Mar 23rd, 2012, 11:54 AM
I understand everything except for the ''I want clay tournaments'' part. What the hell do you want them for?


Someone thinks that Empress will be back and one more time she will conquer Rome.

Brena
Mar 23rd, 2012, 12:05 PM
Someone thinks that Empress will be back and one more time she will conquer Rome.

The only thing she'll be bringing home from Rome is a fake Versace purse.

Cajka
Mar 23rd, 2012, 12:08 PM
You really know how to choose them... Now Barthel will become a flop as well. :tears:

No, she will become a flop because I like her. It's the ultimate curse.

Miracle Worker
Mar 23rd, 2012, 12:11 PM
The only thing she'll be bringing home from Rome is a fake Versace purse.

With her current form there is possibility she won't have money even to buy fakes Versace. And she still needs money to build her fake residence in San Diego.

Miracle Worker
Mar 23rd, 2012, 12:11 PM
No, she will become a flop because I like her. It's the ultimate curse.

You don't like Vika, do you? If you don't, you can start to like her :oh:

Cajka
Mar 23rd, 2012, 12:14 PM
You don't like Vika, do you? If you don't, you can start to like her :oh:

I wish I could. But I can't find anything likeable.

Brena
Mar 23rd, 2012, 12:14 PM
No, she will become a flop because I like her. It's the ultimate curse.

Can you please take out Watson from your signature? Not that she stands much chance anyway, but still...

I have yet to see this Mona-girl play, but Patrick's description sounds promising - if her style's reminiscent of Chakvetadze and Jelena, I'm interested. I want a young player who is not a bully (either in terms of her on court demeanor or her playing style). Some variety and personality would be nice too. are there any youngsters you guys know of that fit this description?

Brena
Mar 23rd, 2012, 12:17 PM
With her current form there is possibility she won't have money even to buy fakes Versace. And she still needs money to build her fake residence in San Diego.

Then she'll buy a fake fake-Versace purse that looks like a real Chinese-fake, but is actually made in Serbia.
As for her fake-mansion, she can always sell it to Azarenka and buy a trailer in Tennessee.

Cajka
Mar 23rd, 2012, 12:27 PM
Can you please take out Watson from your signature? Not that she stands much chance anyway, but still...

I have yet to see this Mona-girl play, but Patrick's description sounds promising - if her style's reminiscent of Chakvetadze and Jelena, I'm interested. I want a young player who is not a bully (either in terms of her on court demeanor or her playing style). Some variety and personality would be nice too. are there any youngsters you guys know of that fit this description?

I posted a match against Kerber in "JJ cheering thread". I believe it's enough to see 5 minutes of the match to figure out if you like her. On court intelligence (don't laugh) is similar to JJ's and her groundstrokes are effortless and clean (like Anna's). The nice thing is that she has a better serve than JJ and Anna. She doesn't grunt, she doesn't scream. Other youngsters? No. They are all aggressive grinders who scream like Jakšić and Čurović.

Brena
Mar 23rd, 2012, 12:35 PM
I posted a match against Kerber in "JJ cheering thread". I believe it's enough to see 5 minutes of the match to figure out if you like her. On court intelligence (don't laugh) is similar to JJ's and her groundstrokes are effortless and clean (like Anna's). The nice thing is that she has a better serve than JJ and Anna. She doesn't grunt, she doesn't scream. Other youngsters? No. They are all aggressive grinders who scream like Jakšić and Čurović.

I was too sad yesterday to watch the video, but I will when I get home. Thanks for posting!
Bleh, it's hopeless. I'm not even interested in watching rickety Serena, Venus and Clijsters drag themselves around the court against some mugs. Serena's losing the USO final to Stosur was clearly the sign of the tennis apocalypse that has now come. :bigcry:

Miracle Worker
Mar 23rd, 2012, 12:39 PM
I post it here, cause it's muttering thread :oh:

Unless you people were there, speculating based on a livescore is pointless. I saw JJ and Sveta in person yesterday.

JJ looked listless and unspirited from the beginning. Could have been Serena or Brie Whitehead and she'd have been in trouble.

Sveta played well in spots, fought hard as she always does, but Benesova came up with the goods when she had to. No shame in that.

Cajka
Mar 23rd, 2012, 12:54 PM
I was too sad yesterday to watch the video, but I will when I get home. Thanks for posting!
Bleh, it's hopeless. I'm not even interested in watching rickety Serena, Venus and Clijsters drag themselves around the court against some mugs. Serena's losing the USO final to Stosur was clearly the sign of the tennis apocalypse that has now come. :bigcry:

I had no idea who Mona was until this year, I just noticed people from GM bitching about her "ugliness". It was a nice surprise when I watched her for the first time. And she's no ugly at all. That skin needs some help as soon as she earns the money, but that's it.

:o at tf divas who think that every tennis player should look like a model.

Brena
Mar 23rd, 2012, 01:09 PM
JJ looked listless and unspirited from the beginning. Could have been Serena or Brie Whitehead and she'd have been in trouble.

Ooh, that's a shocker. Who would have ever expected it?

I had no idea who Mona was until this year, I just noticed people from GM bitching about her "ugliness". It was a nice surprise when I watched her for the first time. And she's no ugly at all. That skin needs some help as soon as she earns the money, but that's it.

:o at tf divas who think that every tennis player should look like a model.

I think it's because some of them are insecure teenagers who think they should look like celebrities from air-brushed magazine covers so they feel better about themselves when they mock someone else's appearance, and some of them are grown-ups but tragically retarded. :)

MB.
Mar 23rd, 2012, 03:12 PM
http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Sony+Ericsson+Open+Day+4+k6mIzOVnbc7l.jpg
http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Sony+Ericsson+Open+Day+4+Si5rU6xjDFAl.jpg

Julia's new kit, because I know some of you will appreciate it ;)

I'm about two bagels away from permanently moving to Julia Goerges' Tits Cheering Thread :cheer:

Cajka
Mar 23rd, 2012, 03:24 PM
I think it's because some of them are insecure teenagers who think they should look like celebrities from air-brushed magazine covers so they feel better about themselves when they mock someone else's appearance, and some of them are grown-ups but tragically retarded. :)

Not only that. They obviously think that they are somewhat prettier, more intelligent, more "relevant" if their fave is Pova or Vika.


I'm about two bagels away from permanently moving to Julia Goerges' Tits Cheering Thread :cheer:

:rolls::haha:








:sad:

Safe-From-Harm
Mar 23rd, 2012, 03:28 PM
http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Sony+Ericsson+Open+Day+4+k6mIzOVnbc7l.jpg
http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Sony+Ericsson+Open+Day+4+Si5rU6xjDFAl.jpg

Julia's new kit, because I know some of you will appreciate it ;)

I'm about two bagels away from permanently moving to Julia Goerges' Tits Cheering Thread :cheer:


In second pics, her boobs are looking smaller.
I want that thread!

Brena
Mar 23rd, 2012, 03:36 PM
I'm about two bagels away from permanently moving to Julia Goerges' Tits Cheering Thread :cheer:

Julia Goerges' Bouncing Thread where only :bounce: emoticon is allowed.

In second pics, her boobs are looking smaller.


Indeed! What's going on here? :o If she's started wearing a bra, the tennis is definitely dead for me.

Not only that. They obviously think that they are somewhat prettier, more intelligent, more "relevant" if their fave is Pova or Vika.


:rolls: Yes. And again the only explanations I can think of are: a) they're 12 or b) they're retarded.

LoLex
Mar 23rd, 2012, 04:02 PM
McHale is such a choker. I feel sorry for this girl. She's so young and she already had so many awful chokes in important matches.

And where have gone Julia's boobs? Did she finally change the bra?

Safe-From-Harm
Mar 23rd, 2012, 04:25 PM
Julia doesn`t need a bra, I hope she will realize it soon.
Before I stopped watch tennis.

LoLex
Mar 23rd, 2012, 05:06 PM
Julia doesn`t need a bra, I hope she will realize it soon.
Before I stopped watch tennis.

Too bad she lost to St. Kim and you won't see her.

Cilla
Mar 23rd, 2012, 05:47 PM
:weirdo:

"@SI_BTBaseline: First time 18 year old wildcard Garbine Muguruza Blanco has played a WTA main draw. Takes out Vera Zvonareva, 64 63. Impressive. #SEOpen"

I love the fact that this girl has Mug in her name. Will be good for the future when she's regularly choking.

Brena
Mar 23rd, 2012, 05:54 PM
:weirdo:

"@SI_BTBaseline: First time 18 year old wildcard Garbine Muguruza Blanco has played a WTA main draw. Takes out Vera Zvonareva, 64 63. Impressive. #SEOpen"

Beating Vera this season is about as impressive as beating Jelena. No idea who this Muguruza is, but she has an awful name.
EDIT: Indeed, Cil. She has a name made for TF's haters of everything and everyone! :hearts:

~Kiera~
Mar 23rd, 2012, 05:56 PM
JJ and Vera are making me lose the will to watch tennis. It's beyond depressing :help:

Cilla
Mar 23rd, 2012, 06:02 PM
Beating Vera this season is about as impressive as beating Jelena. No idea who this Muguruza is, but she has an awful name.

Never heard of her either.

EDIT: Indeed, Cil. She has a name made for TF's haters of everything and everyone! :hearts:

:inlove:

Sorry, Sarah :hug: JJ, Vera & Dinara :hug:

MB.
Mar 23rd, 2012, 06:03 PM
Julia doesn`t need a bra, I hope she will realize it soon.
Before I stopped watch tennis.

If JJ keeps sucking and Julia's boobs magically decrease in size, nothing will be important in the WTA any more.

Even Vera's picked up whatever crap brain disease Jelena has :facepalm:

Cilla
Mar 23rd, 2012, 06:04 PM
Kerber & I can repeat what Kvitova did Kanepi both lost as well.

GoofyDuck
Mar 23rd, 2012, 06:05 PM
2 years ago all my faves were good, now they all suck :sobbing:

Just Jj and Vera are so tragic, especially knowing what they CAN do.

they need good coaches and get on track again.

MB.
Mar 23rd, 2012, 06:13 PM
Vera, JJ, Ana, Petko, Ula, all suck now :shrug

The only player I have left to cheer for true success is Aga. And she looks like a potato and is nowhere near as interesting as JUlia's JUgs.

Brena
Mar 23rd, 2012, 06:15 PM
If JJ keeps sucking and Julia's boobs magically decrease in size, nothing will be important in the WTA any more.

They are definitely the only interesting thing on WTA right now.

Kerber & I can repeat what Kvitova did Kanepi both lost as well.

I hope Serena somehow mauls them all. After million-year-long break, emaciated (:oh:), taped up and cranky Serena vs. the field of pseudo tennis-players + a rickety Clijsters & a half-dead Venus.

Safe-From-Harm
Mar 23rd, 2012, 07:03 PM
Does anyone have a video of that famous accident between new serbian tennis hopes Curovic and Jaksic?

Cajka
Mar 23rd, 2012, 07:11 PM
SFH, you have it in this article.


http://sport.blic.rs/Tenis/211662/Pogledajte-kako-je-reket-Tamare-Curovic-povredio-sudiju-u-Indiji-video

Safe-From-Harm
Mar 23rd, 2012, 07:13 PM
Хвала.

Safe-From-Harm
Mar 23rd, 2012, 07:22 PM
Brilliant. Another JJ-Ana rivaly is here to come.
I think Jaksic is not JJs fan, and I dont know for Tamara.

Snex
Mar 23rd, 2012, 07:31 PM
:eek: OMG! Bepa lost to somebody called Muguruza Blanco. :tape: :o

Miracle Worker
Mar 23rd, 2012, 07:31 PM
Miami sucks. My all faves are out. Only Kim left :scared:

Brena
Mar 23rd, 2012, 07:34 PM
Brilliant. Another JJ-Ana rivaly is here to come.
I think Jaksic is not JJs fan, and I dont know for Tamara.

I don't know if they're any good at tennis but they apparently have the right (disgusting) attitudes to be successful on today's tour. JJ Express showed me another video of Jaksic and it's hilarious how slow she is, it doesn't even look like running what she does, more like stumbling left and right. Davenport is Ussain Bolt compared to this girl. :sobbing: Curovic is half-Serbian, half-Russian which means she's probably so crazy that she'll get banned from tennis by the time she reaches seniors.

-NAJ-
Mar 23rd, 2012, 07:50 PM
Vera:help:
WTF

Linguae^
Mar 23rd, 2012, 09:47 PM
O čemu ti pričaš?

Edit: Mislila sam da si video da je napisao neku hercegovačku reč u onoj temi na srpskom ili negde. Čovek koristi ijekavicu. Uostalom, ne znam šta je tebe uvredilo u mom komentaru, ovo si sad lupio svetski, ali idemo dalje.

Edit 2: Sad sam videla na šta misliš. Napisala sam da JA ne umem da razlikujem dijalekte van Srbije i da je TO sramota (ja sam inače slušala dijalektologiju na fakultetu 3 semestra, pa bi trebalo da razlikujem dijalekte). Sve u svemu - ili pažljivije čitaj ili traži prevod kad nešto ne razumeš.
Ili se ti jasnije izrazavaj.

Miracle Worker
Mar 23rd, 2012, 10:02 PM
The Johny is going to lose 1st set :sobbing: I need doctor :sobbing: