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Car Key Boi
Nov 17th, 2002, 01:28 AM
The Space Shuttle.

Before I die I want to key the Space Shuttle, a big, long, wavy scratch all the way down the side of it.

I want to watch NASA TV and hear the countdown announcer say

"T-minus twenty... nineteen... eighteen... pre-ignition sequence for SRBs ... sixteen... ah, camera 3's showing a linear defect in the fuselage ... fourteen... wait - Columba, we have... AWWWW, SHIT! Someone keyed the Space Shuttle! KEYED THE FUCKING SPACE SHUTTLE! Columbia, we're scrubbing the launch! Repeat, scrubbing the launch!"

Then I can retire, and pay a final visit to Gazza's ride and die happy.

Poe
Nov 17th, 2002, 01:29 AM
and what a lofty goal it is! but if anyone can do it... it's you :hearts:

Hurricane Lily
Nov 17th, 2002, 01:31 AM
omg how about a Submarine? :drool:

Poe
Nov 17th, 2002, 01:31 AM
oh a submarine that's a good one lisa!

you could wear like scuba diving gear or whatever!

Car Key Boi
Nov 17th, 2002, 01:37 AM
Originally posted by Poe
and what a lofty goal it is! but if anyone can do it... it's you :hearts:

Thank you for your confidence in my skills. It will not be misplaced.

Car Key Boi :cool:

Car Key Boi
Nov 17th, 2002, 01:45 AM
Originally posted by Hurricane Lily
omg how about a Submarine? :drool:

No

The problem with submarines is that they are usually painted dull grey or black, and as such, do not highlight any scratches that are keyed into it.

Also, submarines are not very visable, their whole raison d'etre is to remain hidden, usually underwater.

Nope, keying a submarine would be a complete waste of my time and resources.

But I welcome any and all suggestions. It's always good to hear new ideas and ways of thinking and I always keep an open mind. This is the way car keying art has evolved over the years, by friendly exchanges of ideas and information like yours.

Thanks for writing.

Car Key Boi :cool:

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Nov 17th, 2002, 01:49 PM
you can key Bush' limo :D

Car Key Boi
Nov 17th, 2002, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by Stinger
you can key Bush' limo :D

Thank you for the suggestion, but I have already explained in Poe's 'Car Key Boi fan thread' that there is a problem with limos.

But you never know, no car is really safe from my key, so perhaps one day you'll be watching Sheperd Smith on Fox News reading a story about how a proposed peace deal in the Middle East has broken down because Bush was unable to attend because 'someone' had keyed his limo.

Thanks for writing.

Car Key Boi :cool: