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TheBoiledEgg
Nov 14th, 2002, 06:54 PM
...The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or or Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. :eek:

veryborednow
Nov 14th, 2002, 07:02 PM
And I'm supposed to find that funny?! :eek:

Barrie_Dude
Nov 14th, 2002, 07:12 PM
(Shaking my head at Eggy) Bad Boy! Am I going to have to send VBN over to spank you?:rolleyes: :p ;)

Nimi
Nov 14th, 2002, 08:06 PM
If were in to dumb jokes (sorry to offend your joke dude :p)..

Whats brown & sticky? A stick.

You know i had to

niratti
Nov 14th, 2002, 08:07 PM
I think I'm dying!! http://www.smilies.nl/sad/nervous.gifhttp://www.smilies.nl/sad/nervous.gifhttp://www.smilies.nl/sad/nervous.gif

veryborednow
Nov 14th, 2002, 08:14 PM
Why did the boy fall of his bike.

Someone threw a fridge at him.

Beat
Nov 14th, 2002, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by niratti
http://www.smilies.nl/sad/nervous.gifhttp://www.smilies.nl/sad/nervous.gifhttp://www.smilies.nl/sad/nervous.gif <<<<< i like these!

Nimi
Nov 14th, 2002, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by veryborednow
Why did the boy fall of his bike.

Someone threw a fridge at him.

lmao

You just know i love those dumb jokes :D

Monica_Rules
Nov 14th, 2002, 09:19 PM
:eek:

Glad i'm welsh then:)

But i have a history of heart disease in my family so :rolleyes:

TheBoiledEgg
Nov 14th, 2002, 09:39 PM
I'm waiting for Romy to come over ;)

I heard this on radio this morning and found it again on some sites.

DutchieGirl
Nov 15th, 2002, 12:18 AM
lol TBE, that was a good one! :D

tia clara
Nov 15th, 2002, 01:36 AM
Le gusto, TBE. Ahora hablo Espanol...

What's the damned code for the tilde over the n?