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Nov 13th, 2002, 12:44 AM
In an all too familiar scene, local game wardens finally arrested Winnie the Pooh after the bear's murderous rampage left one dead, countless injured, and a forest in disarray. A self-described "lover of honey," he became incensed when local resident Mr. Yogi Bear, a retired park bear and notorious kleptomaniac, used his superior intellect to trick Mr. Pooh into trapping his head in a honey jar while stealing his picnic basket. Incensed, the pooh bear turned his 3' frame upon Mr. Yogi, leaving only a crimson stain on a nearby tree stump. He then went on a rage-fueled dash through the forest, striking small pigs with rocks and stealing the tail from a local mule. Rangers finally subdued the bear with the assistance of boyhood friend Christopher Robin, who distracted him long enough for park sharpshooters to tranquilize the bear.

Nov 13th, 2002, 12:55 AM
I'm at a loss of words http://www.theamazonbasin.com/d2/forums/html/emoticons/blink.gif

Nov 13th, 2002, 11:33 AM
I knew Pooh was Insane!

Nov 13th, 2002, 11:41 AM
lmao! :eek:

Colin B
Nov 13th, 2002, 11:57 AM
I always said he'd come to a sticky end!

Nov 13th, 2002, 12:03 PM
Not the lovely POOH-BEAR !!!! Noooooooooooooo... :sad:
Now you made me cry!! :fiery:

Nov 13th, 2002, 12:11 PM
Will They Give Pooh The Eletric Chair?

Nov 13th, 2002, 12:12 PM
Nope I think they´re going to gas him.

Nov 13th, 2002, 12:14 PM
needle! Give him the needle! ;)

Nov 13th, 2002, 12:16 PM
Shoot him!

Nov 13th, 2002, 12:38 PM
ouch! ;)

Nov 13th, 2002, 01:00 PM