Good/bad pick-up lines you heard/used...

just making a nonsense thread cuz i'm bored and i really don't want to practice violin at the moment ^_^

this is for the good the bad pick up lines you'be heard or actually tried to use.

here's one that some guy used on me he was probably in his early 20's. We were sitting in the mall at the food court. "Hey, I'm 100% disease free baby!" my reaction was "and i'm illegal!"

i've actually never heard any "good" pick up lines or used any.

here's another bad one that someone used on my friend: this was while he was flexing his muscules "have you seen my beachball? it's about this wide and this big." now pointing/flexing while he's talking "it could have gone that way, or that way" i laughed my ass of when she showed me this

so if you've got any pick up lines to watch out for or had a stupid one done on u please share with the world ^_^

"Disease-Free"? Oh, yeah, that one is fantastic.

Where have you been? How old are you now, about 15?

heya! ^_^

i've been locked up in my own little world... had my marks plummet before my eyes last year... i tried to pick 'em up but it was too late cuz my laziness took over :rolleyes:

yup i'm 15 at the moment gonna be 16 in december ^_^

December? me too :D hmmm pick-up lines? haven't used one since........ wow I feel old now :D