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TeamUla
Nov 1st, 2011, 06:24 PM
:hysteric: http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?p=20438108#post20438108
Sorry, just found an akward and interesting situation one one cheering thread and though it would be good thread for off-season here. :angel:

Looks like I'm not the only thing she's given up on. After talking for almost two years she all the sudden stops like that. No warning. No goodbye. Lately it seems like she's given up on her tennis career too, if you can call it that. Losing in the first and second rounds of 25K's. Failing to qualify for any decent tournament. Withdrawing all the time, deciding to forgo entire tournaments without even trying. She's a quitter and always will be.

Isn't is obvious? She lead me on like a fucking sheep. Lied to me. It's hard to feel sorry for someone who is a liar and a cheat, both of which she is. Kasia is a curse and I would be glad to see her fall so fucking far that she never stands again.

Sorry personal problems; maybe she's done this to many guys. It's just I'm moving to England and going to graduate school there in two days and she led me to believe that she wanted to be with me. We met a while ago online.

And plus I'm superstitious; of course I'm Italian. Anyway I actually like Kasia apart from the hurt feelings and think she is a top notch player for sure. With her it's all mental, because she has the game physically to be great (top 30 maybe or higher), and I believe that when she stopped communication with me it hurt her mental game even more and that's why she's losing. I also believe that I could coach her to the top. I feel stewardship over her for some reason and want to see her fuck up her competition. That's all I really want for her.

Javi.
Nov 1st, 2011, 06:32 PM
WTF?? :spit: :hysteric:

Sammo
Nov 1st, 2011, 06:35 PM
:spit:

Well she's certainly good looking, maybe she's a black widow? :eek: Kills her fans after seducing them


http://www.tenis.net.pl/zdjecia/gallery/130x130/piter.jpg

http://static.sport24.pl/zawodnicy/original/1/86/8674.jpg

Mynarco
Nov 1st, 2011, 06:36 PM
This is a joke, right :sobbing:

Don't let mike81 see it, if he's still around

Nicolas
Nov 1st, 2011, 06:37 PM
:spit:

Ian Aberdon
Nov 1st, 2011, 06:38 PM
That guy deserves a :facepalm:

Super Dave
Nov 1st, 2011, 06:38 PM
:speakles:

Mary Cherry.
Nov 1st, 2011, 06:40 PM
:hysteric:

JustPetko
Nov 1st, 2011, 06:49 PM
What? :speakles:

Elwin.
Nov 1st, 2011, 06:50 PM
No :tears:

Pump-it-UP
Nov 1st, 2011, 06:51 PM
:facepalm:

Aaron.
Nov 1st, 2011, 06:52 PM
:hysteric:

Sasja
Nov 1st, 2011, 06:52 PM
:hysteric: :facepalm:

OMG :happy:

Mary Cherry.
Nov 1st, 2011, 06:54 PM
The bitch will never amount to anything without me. The fact that she has been ignoring me is a reflection of her game right now. The world needs to know that I'm what Kasia needs to succeed. I have all the answers if she'll just listen. Fuck it if she forsakes me.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqtx4oFvZJ1qefvypo1_r1_250.gif

timafi
Nov 1st, 2011, 06:57 PM
:facepalm: :facepalm::oh::oh::oh::happy::happy::happy::happy:

Otlichno
Nov 1st, 2011, 07:01 PM
Oh snap. :oh:

deliverance.
Nov 1st, 2011, 07:01 PM
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqtx4oFvZJ1qefvypo1_r1_250.gif




:worship: :lol:

Ryusuke Tenma
Nov 1st, 2011, 07:01 PM
Freak.

Break My Rapture
Nov 1st, 2011, 07:02 PM
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqtx4oFvZJ1qefvypo1_r1_250.gif
:haha:

Sergius
Nov 1st, 2011, 07:04 PM
TF has gone cray cray :lol:

Sammo
Nov 1st, 2011, 07:05 PM
The last time he was online was today... :oh:

V-MAC
Nov 1st, 2011, 07:06 PM
Not sure we should be laughing at this....seems to be issues there:unsure:

Sasja
Nov 1st, 2011, 07:08 PM
Originally Posted by KasiaPiterFan
The bitch will never amount to anything without me. The fact that she has been ignoring me is a reflection of her game right now. The world needs to know that I'm what Kasia needs to succeed. I have all the answers if she'll just listen. Fuck it if she forsakes me.

:help:

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqtx4oFvZJ1qefvypo1_r1_250.gif

:rolls:

miffedmax
Nov 1st, 2011, 07:11 PM
I think there's a reason she stopped communicating with him. And it's not that she's a bitch...


Lena's bangs.

John.
Nov 1st, 2011, 07:15 PM
:scared:

dsanders06
Nov 1st, 2011, 07:16 PM
:scared:

SwingVolley93
Nov 1st, 2011, 07:21 PM
Literally, what the fuck?! :scared:

*Jean*
Nov 1st, 2011, 07:21 PM
that's not funny at all!

dsanders06
Nov 1st, 2011, 07:25 PM
Haha no problem mate about asking the question. I like her first and foremost as a beauty of tennis; let's get that straight. I think she blows any Anna Kournikova or Maria Sharapova out of the water. They are peasants compared to her. But honestly I would love to see her positioning, timing, movement ....


:speakles:

Andiyan
Nov 1st, 2011, 07:31 PM
I laughed.

Ryusuke Tenma
Nov 1st, 2011, 07:44 PM
that's not funny at all!
Of course it is :lol:

Tennisfan06
Nov 1st, 2011, 07:46 PM
Creepy :unsure:

Big_Banana
Nov 1st, 2011, 07:55 PM
...

http://sfwgif.com/gifs/Dramatic-Alpaca.gif

LuvSerena?MeToo
Nov 1st, 2011, 07:57 PM
Nathalie Tauziat tried to seduce me, when she heard i was into cottage cheese, but i dont like to talk about it

silverwhite
Nov 1st, 2011, 08:01 PM
Freak.

You're back :inlove:

Talula
Nov 1st, 2011, 09:59 PM
I've never heard of her. The stalker is aiming low!

Rafito.
Nov 1st, 2011, 10:15 PM
:bigcry: Scary

Martian KC
Nov 1st, 2011, 10:24 PM
Maybe there was a reason why Kasia never returned his calls again. :scared:

Sammo
Nov 1st, 2011, 10:28 PM
Serena tried to seduce me too. Or at least someone who looked a lot like Serena, her name was Robert.

LuvSerena?MeToo
Nov 1st, 2011, 10:31 PM
One time, well not just once but loads of times, i chatted with Martina Hingis in tennis chatroom and she told me she liked me a lot. I know some people will think maybe it was not her but she proved it to me it was her

Patrick345
Nov 1st, 2011, 10:31 PM
How does one stumble into that subsection of TF? That´s a bit creepy, too. :lol:

Javi.
Nov 1st, 2011, 10:34 PM
Serena tried to seduce me too. Or at least someone who looked a lot like Serena, her name was Robert.

:rolls:

ranfurly
Nov 1st, 2011, 10:41 PM
Oh, this guy got PWND

LeRoy.
Nov 1st, 2011, 10:52 PM
:cooldudeanzela: ?
:fuk u slut:

égalité
Nov 1st, 2011, 11:06 PM
i was sexting w raffael nadal earlier 2day...he said he was picking his wedgie thinkn about me.he told me he wanted 2 go out to eat pie and than go to the movs to see new taylor lautner movie abduction. but itold him i had to study....,,,,,, i will pray for all gay pple........,,,,,,,,,,,

BikezAreForever!
Nov 2nd, 2011, 12:39 AM
:hysteric: http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?p=20438108#post20438108
Sorry, just found an akward and interesting situation one one cheering thread and though it would be good thread for off-season here. :angel:

WTF?? This guy may have some issues and it could be serious matter. I know ITF girls do struggle at times but I did not realize what other stuff do they have to put up with. :mad: This is a stalker alert!!

Vikapower
Nov 2nd, 2011, 12:40 AM
Unsurprising, I also had a relationship with a tennis player sometime ago when we were 17... Here it is :

I went in travel class for my studies in cooking in a Romanian college in Bucharest. A month or so after my arrival and having made some very sympathetic friends, one of them, Jam Erika of her name, not a typical Romanian name I concede, proposed me to have a drink at the café next door... she had that incredible faculty of interfering in people’s affairs I was warned by Eva... she mumbled something which I think was as Erika entered the room taking care for her not to hear : "Take care, as there aqui ?" I shook my head like to say I didn't understand but Eva let it go. When Erika, would be called for her attitude, she would turn red, opening her interlocutor’s book to read their inside in front the speechless assembly... obfuscated by such an attitude.

She’s a fun girl nonetheless don’t get me wrong, she made me discover lots of fun places and this special place right there is where I met my Sunshine... walking to the café we were supposed to get at originally, while she was telling some great jokes, she told me, hey, here’s a fun place to be right now : the Roykilmack Café, it’s a place in the dark, you must be barefooted though, I hope your feet don’t smell ! – nods her head, falls in laughter whilst giving me a big pat on the back (spectators laughter). I hated when she did this, this little nod and fall forward in laughter.

Having entered the restaurant though, I immediately saw these red long seats and aluminum like tables... it was a very cozy place, with some luxuries like a large window, something quite rare in a country like Romania – there was also that very suspicious guy on my right with a green sweater who seemed all excited, giggling all around like he was waiting for somebody special, he had that golfer’s look for some reason I can’t explain and the smile of somebody who was in love.

We were walking to our seats situated to our right, when I almost immediately looked to my left, Sunshine! My heart beat strongly once, shivers my skin went into ecstasy, I was having a lightening stroke and love flowed through my veins as fast as Whitewaters... I couldn’t believe I was in love too like this other dude in green (with a disgusted look at him).

At first sight, she reminded me of a typical Thracian from Dacia, extremely beautiful, well rounded, and a mesmerizing Swiss clock precision smile that polished the beats of my heart just like a Goldsmith would define the most precious Rubies in his workshop. She was brunet or brown color haired, with a fierce look, dark brown eyes and she watched me, for the first time, turned her eyes away from mines and almost in a continuous flowing music sent another blitz assault with her fiercest weapon while biting her lips like inviting me irresistibly for pleasurable moments in her garden of sin...

Whilst, Erika kept walking to her sit, me, completely enclosed into my bubble unaware of what was going on around me, there was this lady tall, very tall, like 6’2”, blond, who involuntarily threw her glass on the floor though her little smile at the prospect of having somebody walk made me doubt it was an accident. From what I heard from Erika, they were rivals, rivals for the same guy, Tim Ledon, Martha had first seduced in 2003, 2004 or so but Erika had beaten Martha so many times already in her own seduction game that the rivalry turned out useless and very one-sided...

I don’t know what exactly took Erika but at the moment she was going to take a step and serve herself a devastating injury, there was this dude working for the restaurant, Justin Bridou who raised his hand in the air like to stay stop... Erika freeze and pull back, lost. Justin was waving his hands in the air with this word in his hands "service" but there was his co-worker behind us who just didn't seem to see or fainted to not see what was going on while certain clients were fuming for having wait and hour for something that doesn't come complaining out loud while this same dude in green seemed to be kissing a kangaroo girl on the street... later on in the day, I heard the restaurant lost these 4 consecutive clients because of this, disgusted that they were robbed of their time and patience... they were even more disgusted thinking they would have right for another meal or at least, kaman, a reimbursement.

Now [...] I am lost, who cares about these guys, it's about my love story here with Sorana Cirstea. My eternal love. You might want to know what happened ? I simply took the glass in my foot and ended in the hospital with my fiançé Sori... who cares ? Why do you want to care about me and my love story ? That's my personal life you curious reader...

We spent 3 years together and entertained even a great relationship via tennisforum for 6 to 7 months... and here you go again (!) asking me about my personal life... why do you care ? Why do you want to care ? Give it away... for once... Aww... she sent me so much beautiful words, she was staying so close to me that at time I even thought she would be nothing without me...

I give it up, you're just too curious and these are none of your concerns.

Pump-it-UP
Nov 2nd, 2011, 12:43 AM
Unsurprising, I also had a relationship with a tennis player sometime ago when we were 17... Here it is :

I went in travel class for my studies in cooking in a Romanian college in Bucharest. A month or so after my arrival and having made some very sympathetic friends, one of them, Jam Erika of her name, not a typical Romanian name I concede, proposed me to have a drink at the café next door... she had that incredible faculty of interfering in people’s affairs I was warned by Eva... she mumbled something which I think was as Erika entered the room taking care for her not to hear : "Take care, as there aqui ?" I shook my head like to say I didn't understand but Eva let it go. When Erika, would be called for her attitude, she would turn red, opening her interlocutor’s book to read their inside in front the speechless assembly... obfuscated by such an attitude.

She’s a fun girl nonetheless don’t get me wrong, she made me discover lots of fun places and this special place right there is where I met my Sunshine... walking to the café we were supposed to get at originally, while she was telling some great jokes, she told me, hey, here’s a fun place to be right now : the Roykilmack Café, it’s a place in the dark, you must be barefooted though, I hope your feet don’t smell ! – nods her head, falls in laughter whilst giving me a big pat on the back (spectators laughter). I hated when she did this, this little nod and fall forward in laughter.

Having entered the restaurant though, I immediately saw these red long seats and aluminum like tables... it was a very cozy place, with some luxuries like a large window, something quite rare in a country like Romania – there was also that very suspicious guy on my right with a green sweater who seemed all excited, giggling all around like he was waiting for somebody special, he had that golfer’s look for some reason I can’t explain and the smile of somebody who was in love.

We were walking to our seats situated to our right, when I almost immediately looked to my left, Sunshine! My heart beat strongly once, shivers my skin went into ecstasy, I was having a lightening stroke and love flowed through my veins as fast as Whitewaters... I couldn’t believe I was in love too like this other dude in green (with a disgusted look at him).

At first sight, she reminded me of a typical Thracian from Dacia, extremely beautiful, well rounded, and a mesmerizing Swiss clock precision smile that polished the beats of my heart just like a Goldsmith would define the most precious Rubies in his workshop. She was brunet or brown color haired, with a fierce look, dark brown eyes and she watched me, for the first time, turned her eyes away from mines and almost in a continuous flowing music sent another blitz assault with her fiercest weapon while biting her lips like inviting me irresistibly for pleasurable moments in her garden of sin...

Whilst, Erika kept walking to her sit, me, completely enclosed into my bubble unaware of what was going on around me, there was this lady tall, very tall, like 6’2”, blond, who involuntarily threw her glass on the floor though her little smile at the prospect of having somebody walk made me doubt it was an accident. From what I heard from Erika, they were rivals, rivals for the same guy, Tim Ledon, Martha had first seduced in 2003, 2004 or so but Erika had beaten Martha so many times already in her own seduction game that the rivalry turned out useless and very one-sided...

I don’t know what exactly took Erika but at the moment she was going to take a step and serve herself a devastating injury, there was this dude working for the restaurant, Justin Bridou who raised his hand in the air like to stay stop... Erika freeze and pull back, lost. Justin was waving his hands in the air with this word in his hands "service" but there was his co-worker behind us who just didn't seem to see or fainted to not see what was going on while certain clients were fuming for having wait and hour for something that doesn't come complaining out loud while this same dude in green seemed to be kissing a kangaroo girl on the street... later on in the day, I heard the restaurant lost these 4 consecutive clients because of this, disgusted that they were robbed of their time and patience... they were even more disgusted thinking they would have right for another meal or at least, kaman, a reimbursement.

Now [...] I am lost, who cares about these guys, it's about my love story here with Sorana Cirstea. My eternal love. You might want to know what happened ? I simply took the glass in my foot and ended in the hospital with my fiançé Sori... who cares ? Why do you want to care about me and my love story ? That's my personal life you curious reader...

We spent 3 years together and entertained even a great relationship via tennisforum for 6 to 7 months... and here you go again (!) asking me about my personal life... why do you care ? Why do you want to care ? Give it away... for once... Aww... she sent me so much beautiful words, she was staying so close to me that at time I even thought she would be nothing without me...

I give it up, you're just too curious and these are none of your concerns.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :hysteric::hysteric::hysteric:

Novichok
Nov 2nd, 2011, 12:50 AM
A. fucking. mess. :hysteric:

SwingVolley93
Nov 2nd, 2011, 12:50 AM
Unsurprising, I also had a relationship with a tennis player sometime ago when we were 17... Here it is :

I went in travel class for my studies in cooking in a Romanian college in Bucharest. A month or so after my arrival and having made some very sympathetic friends, one of them, Jam Erika of her name, not a typical Romanian name I concede, proposed me to have a drink at the café next door... she had that incredible faculty of interfering in people’s affairs I was warned by Eva... she mumbled something which I think was as Erika entered the room taking care for her not to hear : "Take care, as there aqui ?" I shook my head like to say I didn't understand but Eva let it go. When Erika, would be called for her attitude, she would turn red, opening her interlocutor’s book to read their inside in front the speechless assembly... obfuscated by such an attitude.

She’s a fun girl nonetheless don’t get me wrong, she made me discover lots of fun places and this special place right there is where I met my Sunshine... walking to the café we were supposed to get at originally, while she was telling some great jokes, she told me, hey, here’s a fun place to be right now : the Roykilmack Café, it’s a place in the dark, you must be barefooted though, I hope your feet don’t smell ! – nods her head, falls in laughter whilst giving me a big pat on the back (spectators laughter). I hated when she did this, this little nod and fall forward in laughter.

Having entered the restaurant though, I immediately saw these red long seats and aluminum like tables... it was a very cozy place, with some luxuries like a large window, something quite rare in a country like Romania – there was also that very suspicious guy on my right with a green sweater who seemed all excited, giggling all around like he was waiting for somebody special, he had that golfer’s look for some reason I can’t explain and the smile of somebody who was in love.

We were walking to our seats situated to our right, when I almost immediately looked to my left, Sunshine! My heart beat strongly once, shivers my skin went into ecstasy, I was having a lightening stroke and love flowed through my veins as fast as Whitewaters... I couldn’t believe I was in love too like this other dude in green (with a disgusted look at him).

At first sight, she reminded me of a typical Thracian from Dacia, extremely beautiful, well rounded, and a mesmerizing Swiss clock precision smile that polished the beats of my heart just like a Goldsmith would define the most precious Rubies in his workshop. She was brunet or brown color haired, with a fierce look, dark brown eyes and she watched me, for the first time, turned her eyes away from mines and almost in a continuous flowing music sent another blitz assault with her fiercest weapon while biting her lips like inviting me irresistibly for pleasurable moments in her garden of sin...

Whilst, Erika kept walking to her sit, me, completely enclosed into my bubble unaware of what was going on around me, there was this lady tall, very tall, like 6’2”, blond, who involuntarily threw her glass on the floor though her little smile at the prospect of having somebody walk made me doubt it was an accident. From what I heard from Erika, they were rivals, rivals for the same guy, Tim Ledon, Martha had first seduced in 2003, 2004 or so but Erika had beaten Martha so many times already in her own seduction game that the rivalry turned out useless and very one-sided...

I don’t know what exactly took Erika but at the moment she was going to take a step and serve herself a devastating injury, there was this dude working for the restaurant, Justin Bridou who raised his hand in the air like to stay stop... Erika freeze and pull back, lost. Justin was waving his hands in the air with this word in his hands "service" but there was his co-worker behind us who just didn't seem to see or fainted to not see what was going on while certain clients were fuming for having wait and hour for something that doesn't come complaining out loud while this same dude in green seemed to be kissing a kangaroo girl on the street... later on in the day, I heard the restaurant lost these 4 consecutive clients because of this, disgusted that they were robbed of their time and patience... they were even more disgusted thinking they would have right for another meal or at least, kaman, a reimbursement.

Now [...] I am lost, who cares about these guys, it's about my love story here with Sorana Cirstea. My eternal love. You might want to know what happened ? I simply took the glass in my foot and ended in the hospital with my fiançé Sori... who cares ? Why do you want to care about me and my love story ? That's my personal life you curious reader...

We spent 3 years together and entertained even a great relationship via tennisforum for 6 to 7 months... and here you go again (!) asking me about my personal life... why do you care ? Why do you want to care ? Give it away... for once... Aww... she sent me so much beautiful words, she was staying so close to me that at time I even thought she would be nothing without me...

I give it up, you're just too curious and these are none of your concerns.

WTF? :tape:

Stamp Paid
Nov 2nd, 2011, 12:58 AM
Unsurprising, I also had a relationship with a tennis player sometime ago when we were 17... Here it is :

I went in travel class for my studies in cooking in a Romanian college in Bucharest. A month or so after my arrival and having made some very sympathetic friends, one of them, Jam Erika of her name, not a typical Romanian name I concede, proposed me to have a drink at the café next door... she had that incredible faculty of interfering in people’s affairs I was warned by Eva... she mumbled something which I think was as Erika entered the room taking care for her not to hear : "Take care, as there aqui ?" I shook my head like to say I didn't understand but Eva let it go. When Erika, would be called for her attitude, she would turn red, opening her interlocutor’s book to read their inside in front the speechless assembly... obfuscated by such an attitude.

She’s a fun girl nonetheless don’t get me wrong, she made me discover lots of fun places and this special place right there is where I met my Sunshine... walking to the café we were supposed to get at originally, while she was telling some great jokes, she told me, hey, here’s a fun place to be right now : the Roykilmack Café, it’s a place in the dark, you must be barefooted though, I hope your feet don’t smell ! – nods her head, falls in laughter whilst giving me a big pat on the back (spectators laughter). I hated when she did this, this little nod and fall forward in laughter.

Having entered the restaurant though, I immediately saw these red long seats and aluminum like tables... it was a very cozy place, with some luxuries like a large window, something quite rare in a country like Romania – there was also that very suspicious guy on my right with a green sweater who seemed all excited, giggling all around like he was waiting for somebody special, he had that golfer’s look for some reason I can’t explain and the smile of somebody who was in love.

We were walking to our seats situated to our right, when I almost immediately looked to my left, Sunshine! My heart beat strongly once, shivers my skin went into ecstasy, I was having a lightening stroke and love flowed through my veins as fast as Whitewaters... I couldn’t believe I was in love too like this other dude in green (with a disgusted look at him).

At first sight, she reminded me of a typical Thracian from Dacia, extremely beautiful, well rounded, and a mesmerizing Swiss clock precision smile that polished the beats of my heart just like a Goldsmith would define the most precious Rubies in his workshop. She was brunet or brown color haired, with a fierce look, dark brown eyes and she watched me, for the first time, turned her eyes away from mines and almost in a continuous flowing music sent another blitz assault with her fiercest weapon while biting her lips like inviting me irresistibly for pleasurable moments in her garden of sin...

Whilst, Erika kept walking to her sit, me, completely enclosed into my bubble unaware of what was going on around me, there was this lady tall, very tall, like 6’2”, blond, who involuntarily threw her glass on the floor though her little smile at the prospect of having somebody walk made me doubt it was an accident. From what I heard from Erika, they were rivals, rivals for the same guy, Tim Ledon, Martha had first seduced in 2003, 2004 or so but Erika had beaten Martha so many times already in her own seduction game that the rivalry turned out useless and very one-sided...

I don’t know what exactly took Erika but at the moment she was going to take a step and serve herself a devastating injury, there was this dude working for the restaurant, Justin Bridou who raised his hand in the air like to stay stop... Erika freeze and pull back, lost. Justin was waving his hands in the air with this word in his hands "service" but there was his co-worker behind us who just didn't seem to see or fainted to not see what was going on while certain clients were fuming for having wait and hour for something that doesn't come complaining out loud while this same dude in green seemed to be kissing a kangaroo girl on the street... later on in the day, I heard the restaurant lost these 4 consecutive clients because of this, disgusted that they were robbed of their time and patience... they were even more disgusted thinking they would have right for another meal or at least, kaman, a reimbursement.

Now [...] I am lost, who cares about these guys, it's about my love story here with Sorana Cirstea. My eternal love. You might want to know what happened ? I simply took the glass in my foot and ended in the hospital with my fiançé Sori... who cares ? Why do you want to care about me and my love story ? That's my personal life you curious reader...

We spent 3 years together and entertained even a great relationship via tennisforum for 6 to 7 months... and here you go again (!) asking me about my personal life... why do you care ? Why do you want to care ? Give it away... for once... Aww... she sent me so much beautiful words, she was staying so close to me that at time I even thought she would be nothing without me...

I give it up, you're just too curious and these are none of your concerns.http://i42.tinypic.com/2gsla9g.gif
Was this when you were the Eastern European girl named Vlada or the greasy skinned black boy from Guadeloupe?

You are such a megalomaniac. Will you allow us to ridicule someone else for just 5 minutes? Geez :lol:

Sp!ffy
Nov 2nd, 2011, 01:10 AM
Unsurprising, I also had a relationship with a tennis player sometime ago when we were 17... Here it is :

I went in travel class for my studies in cooking in a Romanian college in Bucharest. A month or so after my arrival and having made some very sympathetic friends, one of them, Jam Erika of her name, not a typical Romanian name I concede, proposed me to have a drink at the café next door... she had that incredible faculty of interfering in people’s affairs I was warned by Eva... she mumbled something which I think was as Erika entered the room taking care for her not to hear : "Take care, as there aqui ?" I shook my head like to say I didn't understand but Eva let it go. When Erika, would be called for her attitude, she would turn red, opening her interlocutor’s book to read their inside in front the speechless assembly... obfuscated by such an attitude.

She’s a fun girl nonetheless don’t get me wrong, she made me discover lots of fun places and this special place right there is where I met my Sunshine... walking to the café we were supposed to get at originally, while she was telling some great jokes, she told me, hey, here’s a fun place to be right now : the Roykilmack Café, it’s a place in the dark, you must be barefooted though, I hope your feet don’t smell ! – nods her head, falls in laughter whilst giving me a big pat on the back (spectators laughter). I hated when she did this, this little nod and fall forward in laughter.

Having entered the restaurant though, I immediately saw these red long seats and aluminum like tables... it was a very cozy place, with some luxuries like a large window, something quite rare in a country like Romania – there was also that very suspicious guy on my right with a green sweater who seemed all excited, giggling all around like he was waiting for somebody special, he had that golfer’s look for some reason I can’t explain and the smile of somebody who was in love.

We were walking to our seats situated to our right, when I almost immediately looked to my left, Sunshine! My heart beat strongly once, shivers my skin went into ecstasy, I was having a lightening stroke and love flowed through my veins as fast as Whitewaters... I couldn’t believe I was in love too like this other dude in green (with a disgusted look at him).

At first sight, she reminded me of a typical Thracian from Dacia, extremely beautiful, well rounded, and a mesmerizing Swiss clock precision smile that polished the beats of my heart just like a Goldsmith would define the most precious Rubies in his workshop. She was brunet or brown color haired, with a fierce look, dark brown eyes and she watched me, for the first time, turned her eyes away from mines and almost in a continuous flowing music sent another blitz assault with her fiercest weapon while biting her lips like inviting me irresistibly for pleasurable moments in her garden of sin...

Whilst, Erika kept walking to her sit, me, completely enclosed into my bubble unaware of what was going on around me, there was this lady tall, very tall, like 6’2”, blond, who involuntarily threw her glass on the floor though her little smile at the prospect of having somebody walk made me doubt it was an accident. From what I heard from Erika, they were rivals, rivals for the same guy, Tim Ledon, Martha had first seduced in 2003, 2004 or so but Erika had beaten Martha so many times already in her own seduction game that the rivalry turned out useless and very one-sided...

I don’t know what exactly took Erika but at the moment she was going to take a step and serve herself a devastating injury, there was this dude working for the restaurant, Justin Bridou who raised his hand in the air like to stay stop... Erika freeze and pull back, lost. Justin was waving his hands in the air with this word in his hands "service" but there was his co-worker behind us who just didn't seem to see or fainted to not see what was going on while certain clients were fuming for having wait and hour for something that doesn't come complaining out loud while this same dude in green seemed to be kissing a kangaroo girl on the street... later on in the day, I heard the restaurant lost these 4 consecutive clients because of this, disgusted that they were robbed of their time and patience... they were even more disgusted thinking they would have right for another meal or at least, kaman, a reimbursement.

Now [...] I am lost, who cares about these guys, it's about my love story here with Sorana Cirstea. My eternal love. You might want to know what happened ? I simply took the glass in my foot and ended in the hospital with my fiançé Sori... who cares ? Why do you want to care about me and my love story ? That's my personal life you curious reader...

We spent 3 years together and entertained even a great relationship via tennisforum for 6 to 7 months... and here you go again (!) asking me about my personal life... why do you care ? Why do you want to care ? Give it away... for once... Aww... she sent me so much beautiful words, she was staying so close to me that at time I even thought she would be nothing without me...

I give it up, you're just too curious and these are none of your concerns.

:haha::haha:

Mary Cherry.
Nov 2nd, 2011, 01:14 AM
I didn't think it was possible but this thread has somehow gotten 10 times more brilliant than it already was and we're only on the 4th page :hysteric:

Novichok
Nov 2nd, 2011, 01:22 AM
http://i42.tinypic.com/2gsla9g.gif
Was this when you were the Eastern European girl named Vlada or the greasy skinned black boy from Guadeloupe?

You are such a megalomaniac. Will you allow us to ridicule someone else for just 5 minutes? Geez :lol:

Why did you have to go there? I'm nearly dead now. :lol:

Cajka
Nov 2nd, 2011, 01:27 AM
http://i42.tinypic.com/2gsla9g.gif
Was this when you were the Eastern European girl named Vlada or the greasy skinned black boy from Guadeloupe?

You are such a megalomaniac. Will you allow us to ridicule someone else for just 5 minutes? Geez :lol:


A girl named Vlada. :hysteric:

Mike81
Nov 2nd, 2011, 01:39 AM
This is a joke, right :sobbing:

Don't let mike81 see it, if he's still around

I'm flattered that you think of me :wavey: but my 42 twitter replies and 1 video response from Sabine is child's play compared to this guy. I wish I had that kind of more personal contact with Sabine but it wasn't to be.

P.S. Vikapower has quite a way with words and a vivid imagination.

égalité
Nov 2nd, 2011, 01:39 AM
She was brunet or brown color haired, with a fierce look, dark brown eyes and she watched me, for the first time, turned her eyes away from mines and almost in a continuous flowing music sent another blitz assault with her fiercest weapon while biting her lips like inviting me irresistibly for pleasurable moments in her garden of sin...


oh my goddddd nooooo :hysteric:

Cajka
Nov 2nd, 2011, 01:48 AM
Unsurprising, I also had a relationship with a tennis player sometime ago when we were 17... Here it is :


17? Just hope that 5+1+4+3 isn't 17.

Djezonfly
Nov 2nd, 2011, 01:49 AM
Unsurprising, I also had a relationship with a tennis player sometime ago when we were 17... Here it is :

I went in travel class for my studies in cooking in a Romanian college in Bucharest. A month or so after my arrival and having made some very sympathetic friends, one of them, Jam Erika of her name, not a typical Romanian name I concede, proposed me to have a drink at the café next door... she had that incredible faculty of interfering in people’s affairs I was warned by Eva... she mumbled something which I think was as Erika entered the room taking care for her not to hear : "Take care, as there aqui ?" I shook my head like to say I didn't understand but Eva let it go. When Erika, would be called for her attitude, she would turn red, opening her interlocutor’s book to read their inside in front the speechless assembly... obfuscated by such an attitude.

She’s a fun girl nonetheless don’t get me wrong, she made me discover lots of fun places and this special place right there is where I met my Sunshine... walking to the café we were supposed to get at originally, while she was telling some great jokes, she told me, hey, here’s a fun place to be right now : the Roykilmack Café, it’s a place in the dark, you must be barefooted though, I hope your feet don’t smell ! – nods her head, falls in laughter whilst giving me a big pat on the back (spectators laughter). I hated when she did this, this little nod and fall forward in laughter.

Having entered the restaurant though, I immediately saw these red long seats and aluminum like tables... it was a very cozy place, with some luxuries like a large window, something quite rare in a country like Romania – there was also that very suspicious guy on my right with a green sweater who seemed all excited, giggling all around like he was waiting for somebody special, he had that golfer’s look for some reason I can’t explain and the smile of somebody who was in love.

We were walking to our seats situated to our right, when I almost immediately looked to my left, Sunshine! My heart beat strongly once, shivers my skin went into ecstasy, I was having a lightening stroke and love flowed through my veins as fast as Whitewaters... I couldn’t believe I was in love too like this other dude in green (with a disgusted look at him).

At first sight, she reminded me of a typical Thracian from Dacia, extremely beautiful, well rounded, and a mesmerizing Swiss clock precision smile that polished the beats of my heart just like a Goldsmith would define the most precious Rubies in his workshop. She was brunet or brown color haired, with a fierce look, dark brown eyes and she watched me, for the first time, turned her eyes away from mines and almost in a continuous flowing music sent another blitz assault with her fiercest weapon while biting her lips like inviting me irresistibly for pleasurable moments in her garden of sin...

Whilst, Erika kept walking to her sit, me, completely enclosed into my bubble unaware of what was going on around me, there was this lady tall, very tall, like 6’2”, blond, who involuntarily threw her glass on the floor though her little smile at the prospect of having somebody walk made me doubt it was an accident. From what I heard from Erika, they were rivals, rivals for the same guy, Tim Ledon, Martha had first seduced in 2003, 2004 or so but Erika had beaten Martha so many times already in her own seduction game that the rivalry turned out useless and very one-sided...

I don’t know what exactly took Erika but at the moment she was going to take a step and serve herself a devastating injury, there was this dude working for the restaurant, Justin Bridou who raised his hand in the air like to stay stop... Erika freeze and pull back, lost. Justin was waving his hands in the air with this word in his hands "service" but there was his co-worker behind us who just didn't seem to see or fainted to not see what was going on while certain clients were fuming for having wait and hour for something that doesn't come complaining out loud while this same dude in green seemed to be kissing a kangaroo girl on the street... later on in the day, I heard the restaurant lost these 4 consecutive clients because of this, disgusted that they were robbed of their time and patience... they were even more disgusted thinking they would have right for another meal or at least, kaman, a reimbursement.

Now [...] I am lost, who cares about these guys, it's about my love story here with Sorana Cirstea. My eternal love. You might want to know what happened ? I simply took the glass in my foot and ended in the hospital with my fiançé Sori... who cares ? Why do you want to care about me and my love story ? That's my personal life you curious reader...

We spent 3 years together and entertained even a great relationship via tennisforum for 6 to 7 months... and here you go again (!) asking me about my personal life... why do you care ? Why do you want to care ? Give it away... for once... Aww... she sent me so much beautiful words, she was staying so close to me that at time I even thought she would be nothing without me...

I give it up, you're just too curious and these are none of your concerns.

Oh you didn't :oh:

Kairi
Nov 2nd, 2011, 02:21 AM
Unsurprising, I also had a relationship with a tennis player sometime ago when we were 17... Here it is :

I went in travel class for my studies in cooking in a Romanian college in Bucharest. A month or so after my arrival and having made some very sympathetic friends, one of them, Jam Erika of her name, not a typical Romanian name I concede, proposed me to have a drink at the café next door... she had that incredible faculty of interfering in people’s affairs I was warned by Eva... she mumbled something which I think was as Erika entered the room taking care for her not to hear : "Take care, as there aqui ?" I shook my head like to say I didn't understand but Eva let it go. When Erika, would be called for her attitude, she would turn red, opening her interlocutor’s book to read their inside in front the speechless assembly... obfuscated by such an attitude.

She’s a fun girl nonetheless don’t get me wrong, she made me discover lots of fun places and this special place right there is where I met my Sunshine... walking to the café we were supposed to get at originally, while she was telling some great jokes, she told me, hey, here’s a fun place to be right now : the Roykilmack Café, it’s a place in the dark, you must be barefooted though, I hope your feet don’t smell ! – nods her head, falls in laughter whilst giving me a big pat on the back (spectators laughter). I hated when she did this, this little nod and fall forward in laughter.

Having entered the restaurant though, I immediately saw these red long seats and aluminum like tables... it was a very cozy place, with some luxuries like a large window, something quite rare in a country like Romania – there was also that very suspicious guy on my right with a green sweater who seemed all excited, giggling all around like he was waiting for somebody special, he had that golfer’s look for some reason I can’t explain and the smile of somebody who was in love.

We were walking to our seats situated to our right, when I almost immediately looked to my left, Sunshine! My heart beat strongly once, shivers my skin went into ecstasy, I was having a lightening stroke and love flowed through my veins as fast as Whitewaters... I couldn’t believe I was in love too like this other dude in green (with a disgusted look at him).

At first sight, she reminded me of a typical Thracian from Dacia, extremely beautiful, well rounded, and a mesmerizing Swiss clock precision smile that polished the beats of my heart just like a Goldsmith would define the most precious Rubies in his workshop. She was brunet or brown color haired, with a fierce look, dark brown eyes and she watched me, for the first time, turned her eyes away from mines and almost in a continuous flowing music sent another blitz assault with her fiercest weapon while biting her lips like inviting me irresistibly for pleasurable moments in her garden of sin...

Whilst, Erika kept walking to her sit, me, completely enclosed into my bubble unaware of what was going on around me, there was this lady tall, very tall, like 6’2”, blond, who involuntarily threw her glass on the floor though her little smile at the prospect of having somebody walk made me doubt it was an accident. From what I heard from Erika, they were rivals, rivals for the same guy, Tim Ledon, Martha had first seduced in 2003, 2004 or so but Erika had beaten Martha so many times already in her own seduction game that the rivalry turned out useless and very one-sided...

I don’t know what exactly took Erika but at the moment she was going to take a step and serve herself a devastating injury, there was this dude working for the restaurant, Justin Bridou who raised his hand in the air like to stay stop... Erika freeze and pull back, lost. Justin was waving his hands in the air with this word in his hands "service" but there was his co-worker behind us who just didn't seem to see or fainted to not see what was going on while certain clients were fuming for having wait and hour for something that doesn't come complaining out loud while this same dude in green seemed to be kissing a kangaroo girl on the street... later on in the day, I heard the restaurant lost these 4 consecutive clients because of this, disgusted that they were robbed of their time and patience... they were even more disgusted thinking they would have right for another meal or at least, kaman, a reimbursement.

Now [...] I am lost, who cares about these guys, it's about my love story here with Sorana Cirstea. My eternal love. You might want to know what happened ? I simply took the glass in my foot and ended in the hospital with my fiançé Sori... who cares ? Why do you want to care about me and my love story ? That's my personal life you curious reader...

We spent 3 years together and entertained even a great relationship via tennisforum for 6 to 7 months... and here you go again (!) asking me about my personal life... why do you care ? Why do you want to care ? Give it away... for once... Aww... she sent me so much beautiful words, she was staying so close to me that at time I even thought she would be nothing without me...

I give it up, you're just too curious and these are none of your concerns.

da fuck?... :unsure: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry::bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry::hysteric:

Kairi
Nov 2nd, 2011, 02:22 AM
http://i42.tinypic.com/2gsla9g.gif
Was this when you were the Eastern European girl named Vlada or the greasy skinned black boy from Guadeloupe?

You are such a megalomaniac. Will you allow us to ridicule someone else for just 5 minutes? Geez :lol:

:hysteric: :hysteric: :hysteric: :hysteric: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :haha: :haha: :sobbing: :bigcry:

Vlada, is there a food shortage in Guadelope or something? are you delirious from hunger? let me know, i'll FedEx a parcel of food tomorrow morning :sobbing: :sobbing: ::crying2: its never good to see a child become that delirious from hunger.

Novichok
Nov 2nd, 2011, 02:26 AM
You wouldn't have anti-psychotic medication available, would you? :oh:

Kairi
Nov 2nd, 2011, 02:32 AM
You wouldn't have anti-psychotic medication available, would you? :oh:
whatever he needs...that man/girl just aint right :sobbing:

Bluish
Nov 2nd, 2011, 02:33 AM
Unsurprising, I also had a relationship with a tennis player sometime ago when we were 17... Here it is :

I went in travel class for my studies in cooking in a Romanian college in Bucharest. A month or so after my arrival and having made some very sympathetic friends, one of them, Jam Erika of her name, not a typical Romanian name I concede, proposed me to have a drink at the café next door... she had that incredible faculty of interfering in people’s affairs I was warned by Eva... she mumbled something which I think was as Erika entered the room taking care for her not to hear : "Take care, as there aqui ?" I shook my head like to say I didn't understand but Eva let it go. When Erika, would be called for her attitude, she would turn red, opening her interlocutor’s book to read their inside in front the speechless assembly... obfuscated by such an attitude.

She’s a fun girl nonetheless don’t get me wrong, she made me discover lots of fun places and this special place right there is where I met my Sunshine... walking to the café we were supposed to get at originally, while she was telling some great jokes, she told me, hey, here’s a fun place to be right now : the Roykilmack Café, it’s a place in the dark, you must be barefooted though, I hope your feet don’t smell ! – nods her head, falls in laughter whilst giving me a big pat on the back (spectators laughter). I hated when she did this, this little nod and fall forward in laughter.

Having entered the restaurant though, I immediately saw these red long seats and aluminum like tables... it was a very cozy place, with some luxuries like a large window, something quite rare in a country like Romania – there was also that very suspicious guy on my right with a green sweater who seemed all excited, giggling all around like he was waiting for somebody special, he had that golfer’s look for some reason I can’t explain and the smile of somebody who was in love.

We were walking to our seats situated to our right, when I almost immediately looked to my left, Sunshine! My heart beat strongly once, shivers my skin went into ecstasy, I was having a lightening stroke and love flowed through my veins as fast as Whitewaters... I couldn’t believe I was in love too like this other dude in green (with a disgusted look at him).

At first sight, she reminded me of a typical Thracian from Dacia, extremely beautiful, well rounded, and a mesmerizing Swiss clock precision smile that polished the beats of my heart just like a Goldsmith would define the most precious Rubies in his workshop. She was brunet or brown color haired, with a fierce look, dark brown eyes and she watched me, for the first time, turned her eyes away from mines and almost in a continuous flowing music sent another blitz assault with her fiercest weapon while biting her lips like inviting me irresistibly for pleasurable moments in her garden of sin...

Whilst, Erika kept walking to her sit, me, completely enclosed into my bubble unaware of what was going on around me, there was this lady tall, very tall, like 6’2”, blond, who involuntarily threw her glass on the floor though her little smile at the prospect of having somebody walk made me doubt it was an accident. From what I heard from Erika, they were rivals, rivals for the same guy, Tim Ledon, Martha had first seduced in 2003, 2004 or so but Erika had beaten Martha so many times already in her own seduction game that the rivalry turned out useless and very one-sided...

I don’t know what exactly took Erika but at the moment she was going to take a step and serve herself a devastating injury, there was this dude working for the restaurant, Justin Bridou who raised his hand in the air like to stay stop... Erika freeze and pull back, lost. Justin was waving his hands in the air with this word in his hands "service" but there was his co-worker behind us who just didn't seem to see or fainted to not see what was going on while certain clients were fuming for having wait and hour for something that doesn't come complaining out loud while this same dude in green seemed to be kissing a kangaroo girl on the street... later on in the day, I heard the restaurant lost these 4 consecutive clients because of this, disgusted that they were robbed of their time and patience... they were even more disgusted thinking they would have right for another meal or at least, kaman, a reimbursement.

Now [...] I am lost, who cares about these guys, it's about my love story here with Sorana Cirstea. My eternal love. You might want to know what happened ? I simply took the glass in my foot and ended in the hospital with my fiançé Sori... who cares ? Why do you want to care about me and my love story ? That's my personal life you curious reader...

We spent 3 years together and entertained even a great relationship via tennisforum for 6 to 7 months... and here you go again (!) asking me about my personal life... why do you care ? Why do you want to care ? Give it away... for once... Aww... she sent me so much beautiful words, she was staying so close to me that at time I even thought she would be nothing without me...

I give it up, you're just too curious and these are none of your concerns.

:bigcry:

Brad[le]y.
Nov 2nd, 2011, 02:41 AM
Vikapower :hysteric:

Mikey.
Nov 2nd, 2011, 03:23 AM
i was sexting w raffael nadal earlier 2day...he said he was picking his wedgie thinkn about me.he told me he wanted 2 go out to eat pie and than go to the movs to see new taylor lautner movie abduction. but itold him i had to study....,,,,,, i will pray for all gay pple........,,,,,,,,,,,

:haha:

The Kaz
Nov 2nd, 2011, 05:51 AM
:sobbing:

Soliloque
Nov 2nd, 2011, 06:19 AM
You have to give some respect to Vikapower. He always care to stay as TWAT number one and he reacts immediately when someone steal the spotlight. He's so professional :worship:

Kuti Kis&Monica
Nov 2nd, 2011, 06:59 AM
creeeeeeeeeeeep !