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Williamsser
Sep 14th, 2011, 09:11 PM
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/13/article-1315924412224-0DDD645500000578-803975_304x456.jpg

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/875317-eel-removed-from-mans-bladder-after-entering-penis-during-beauty-spa

Zhang Nan was bathing with live eels to cleanse his skin when one rogue serpent took a liking to his manhood. The eel treatment in question is a similar concept to the popular London spas that offer fish pedicures. Thinking that the eels would make him look ten years younger, Nan dived into the water and let them feast upon layers of dead skin.

But after laying in the spa bath, Nan felt a sharp pain and realised a small eel was working its way up his urethra and into his bladder. 'I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis,' the 56-year-old from Honghu, Hubei province said.

'I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis.'

Rushing himself to hospital, the man underwent a three-hour operation to remove the six-inch eel which was dead by the time doctors found it. Surgeon Jin Wang said that, because of the eel's slippery nature, it was able to make a smooth entry into the genitals of Nan. 'The diameter of the urethra in a man's penis is just a little narrower, but because eels are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant and so it got into the penis smoothly,' he said.

Believe it or not, Nan's case follows a similar incident when a 14-year-old boy in India had to undergo emergency surgery. In a case study published by urologists Dr G Vezhaventhan and R Jeyaraman, they described how they removed a 2cm-long fish from the boy's bladder.

The teenager said that while holding the fish he had gone to the toilet and, while urinating, the fish had 'slipped from his hand and entered his urethra'.

Sammo
Sep 14th, 2011, 09:21 PM
Fuck Ughhhh!!!!!!!

Pump-it-UP
Sep 14th, 2011, 09:21 PM
OMG :hysteric::sobbing:

Mateo Mathieu
Sep 14th, 2011, 10:05 PM
WTF?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :unsure:

Tennisation
Sep 14th, 2011, 11:42 PM
No more dragon rolls for me at the sushi restaurant :o

ElusiveChanteuse
Sep 15th, 2011, 03:25 AM
:o I think I'll learn that eels live in the holes under water.:o :lol:

rockstar
Sep 15th, 2011, 09:37 AM
the indian teenager story sounds very suspicious :o

Reptilia
Sep 15th, 2011, 10:51 AM
How is that even possible :hysteric:

Mistress of Evil
Sep 15th, 2011, 11:59 AM
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Alejandrawrrr
Sep 15th, 2011, 12:02 PM
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/13/article-1315924412224-0DDD645500000578-803975_304x456.jpg

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/875317-eel-removed-from-mans-bladder-after-entering-penis-during-beauty-spa

Zhang Nan was bathing with live eels to cleanse his skin when one rogue serpent took a liking to his manhood. The eel treatment in question is a similar concept to the popular London spas that offer fish pedicures. Thinking that the eels would make him look ten years younger, Nan dived into the water and let them feast upon layers of dead skin.

But after laying in the spa bath, Nan felt a sharp pain and realised a small eel was working its way up his urethra and into his bladder. 'I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis,' the 56-year-old from Honghu, Hubei province said.

'I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis.'

Rushing himself to hospital, the man underwent a three-hour operation to remove the six-inch eel which was dead by the time doctors found it. Surgeon Jin Wang said that, because of the eel's slippery nature, it was able to make a smooth entry into the genitals of Nan. 'The diameter of the urethra in a man's penis is just a little narrower, but because eels are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant and so it got into the penis smoothly,' he said.

Believe it or not, Nan's case follows a similar incident when a 14-year-old boy in India had to undergo emergency surgery. In a case study published by urologists Dr G Vezhaventhan and R Jeyaraman, they described how they removed a 2cm-long fish from the boy's bladder.

The teenager said that while holding the fish he had gone to the toilet and, while urinating, the fish had 'slipped from his hand and entered his urethra'.

I'm sorry, but :rolls:

Avid Merrion
Sep 15th, 2011, 12:24 PM
I'm sorry, but :rolls:

:lol: Yes, it's on a par with the vicar who was hanging his curtains while naked and "accidently" fell on a potato that ended stuck up his arse.....:oh:

Ferg
Sep 15th, 2011, 12:34 PM
The second story :hysteric:

Super Dave
Sep 15th, 2011, 02:00 PM
My urethra now hurts.

Keegan
Sep 15th, 2011, 02:03 PM
Did any other guys begin twitching in pain whilst reading that?

TheBoiledEgg
Sep 15th, 2011, 02:54 PM
should have worn a condom :oh:

InsideOut.
Sep 15th, 2011, 07:02 PM
should have worn a condom :oh:

:rolls:

VeeJJ
Sep 16th, 2011, 05:16 AM
as soon as i read the title i literally put my hand on my dick in fear.

ArturoAce.
Sep 16th, 2011, 05:26 AM
Did any other guys begin twitching in pain whilst reading that?

yes! :tape: