Live Commentary Thread vol2

GOAT! :bowdown:

A true winner

SHE HIT A WINNNERRR!!!!!!!11!!!!

:haha:

Serena let her hit a real winner :bigcry:

yah Caro

A real winner. GOAT! :worship:

She got a winner :crying:

A Winnneerrrr

A real winner instead of a fake one finally.

It has only angered Serena

Winner Mental Strength

If I was at Ashe for this, I'm heading to the bar and doing Vodka shots right about now.
And I stayed sober for Kuznetsova-Chakvetadze.

I thought that they counted her service winner to hold in this set as the winner?

nah, first set stats said 0 winners

Winner Mental Strength

I ADORE YOU :sobbing:

Serena is not having it.

I am so fed up of Sam Smith. Omg please, she is desperately trying to find things positive to say about Caro's performance.

nah, first set stats said 0 winners

No, I mean when she held at 0-1 in the second set.

she put away the lob this time :oh:

Mary Carillo talking bout how the men are better than the women.

Winner Mental Strength
:hysteric:

:spit:

Wozniacki is trying to do extra now. :rolls:

Frustrated caroline? Why? This is your normal game! :eek:

First racket toss?

I am so fed up of Sam Smith. Omg please, she is desperately trying to find things positive to say about Caro's performance.

Well she's got find something: she is the n°1 player... :lol:

Another winner.

Caro's racquet down :oh:

Winner #2 :rolls: :haha:

A second winner. :hysteric:

That was a good shot;)

OMFG A lucky shot! :haha:

FUCK :sobbing:

Serena, you let that winner happen :o

That ball was probably out. :lol:

Caro's 2nd real winner (fluky but we'll take it)... :haha:

Another winner! This is epic.

Two stolen winners. :sobbing:

Ground Stroke winner smash winner and a fake winner she's really excelled herself the last few games!

Damn, that was a lucky winner! She couldn't have hit 1 more lucky..

Serena sends it away with in ace after it though. :haha:

Mary Carillo talking bout how the men are better than the women.

As usual then. Why do they all hate Serena so much?

Serena is not happy with the lucky shot. Ace + Big serve following :haha:

oh well, Serena has hit more aces than Caro has it winners :lol:

Kaman

Now that's a good kaman :worship:

:lol:

Serena!

She has no idea what to do with Serena's serve.

This time I agree with Serena. Pushniacki really hit some "lucky shots" in this match! :haha:

Serena pissed over the second winner. #primalscreamrena :haha:

I can't believe this is happening. Well..... Yes I can.

Caro has 4 Kamans and Serena has 3 Primal Roars. Caro is winning somewhere.

oh well, Serena has hit more aces than Caro has it winners :lol:

The quadruple really! :haha:

8 aces vs 2 winners (+1 fake)

This time I agree with Serena. Pushniacki really hit some "lucky shots" in this match! :haha:

so true :hysteric:

Mary Carillo talking bout how the men are better than the women.

Lady needs to STFU.

Caro :hug:

Caro has 4 Kamans and Serena has 3 Primal Roars. Caro is winning somewhere.

Ivanovic is undefeated this season with her "adjes", right? :lol:

Kaman! :worship: Rena is sooo impressive out there today :bounce:

http://www.candicelee.me/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/mental-toughness-300x244.jpg

Take it you little bitch. Take it.

And Serena is playing average in this match.

I love how Push gets all confident when she's gifted a game.

Serena trying to gift another game to Pushniacki. She is becoming the mother Teresa of tennis! :haha:

If this fake winner is counted here, I can only imagine about winners in other matches.

I am afraid Serena will step off the gas somewhere here. Set and 14 down she was against Kuznetsova too.

Fuck Serena is just giving points away like Kuze. Nobody can take Woz seriously.

Serena gifting another game... She just doesn't want to give us a breadstick. :sad:

Caro's dad looks like he's attending her funeral!

ok Serena, NOT a pretty game

Serena trying to gift another game to Pushniacki. She is becoming the mother Teresa of tennis! :haha:

She sure is: gave it away to love............. :haha:

Love game! Karolina, The Great :bowdown:

Def gifted her that game. Seriously, 4 quick errors.

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/5866/86520804.png

:oh:

Serena gifting another game... She just doesn't want to give us a breadstick. :sad:

She's leaving the bakery products for a future match on grass! :lol:

Poor Safina will still have the worst defeat by a #1! :sad:

:lol:

What a shitty game from Serena. Hello, make her earn her damn points. Ugh!!! I hate freebies

Serena is getting lazy. These players don´t get it with Woz.

A resurrection of 'Wild Thing'?

Caro's dad looks like he's attending her funeral!

The way he plays with his fingers says everything. :tape:

Come on, Serena, let's get this done, so I can end tennis for the day. Will anyone be there for the men's doubles match?

werk it, hawkeye :bowdown:

Shove that ace down her throat serena! :bounce: :lol: :worship:

Caroline trying to steal an ace away from Serena :haha:

10 aces, Pushniacki complaining from Hawkeye review! :haha:

LMFAO Wozniacki whining about the call :rolls: There's REALLY nothing likeable about this girl.

Bitch this ain't Clay....LOL

Hawkeye conspiring against Woz. I can't. :hysteric:

chalelnging hawkeye :worship:

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:oh:

http://i56.tinypic.com/1zdydjo.jpg

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/5866/86520804.png

:oh:

:haha:

She just challenged hawkeye :oh:

Vika. fucking. did. better. I am so proud right now. :sobbing:

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:oh:

lol:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::l ol:

One more game: KAMAAAAAAAAAN Serena! :fiery:

Hoezniacki is not even quick.

Venus looks extremely unamused.

Is this now officially the worst day in Caroline's life?

Whoppa, 5-2.. Now break for the match! :bounce: :lol:

And Serena is playing average in this match.

I love how Push gets all confident when she's gifted a game.

RIGHT?! :hysteric:

I wonder if Serena will raise her finger at the end of the match right in the face of Pushniacki! :oh:

Will she be broken? Or will Serena have to serve it out herself?

You guys ready for a database errors of epic proportions that will end all database errors and make the Woz/Pova one from USO 10 look tiny?

Is this now officially the worst day in Caroline's life?

how? she won 2 more games than expected

It's over. It's practically over.

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/5866/86520804.png

:oh:
:lol:

OMG! This will be a great day. Come On Rena. Finsih it!

No, I mean when she held at 0-1 in the second set.

oh sorry, I misunderstood :lol: then I don't know

You guys ready for a database errors of epic proportions that will end all database errors and make the Woz/Pova one from USO 10 look tiny?

No doubt.:tape:

I think Serena is bored. She just wants to serve it out right now.

So much buzz and waiting for this fiasco

I think she'll have to serve it out not sure why but I give Caro some credit for turning up.

Omg Ace

Caro with the ace. :haha:

3 real winners now.

:hysteric: 3rd winner? :haha:

Ginny is shocked.

Come on, Serena.

First ace. Hurray.

Is this now officially the worst day in Caroline's life?

Kvitova's match was more brutal

:lol: Rena didn't even try for that.

Another one!

Aww she's gonna get another game... This score is a misrepresentation of the match. :(

What an aggressive game from caro :spit:

4th winner :bowdown:

Caro is on a role!

Oh no 4 real winners now :hysteric:

OMG Serrena is gifting Woz every service game. If Serena didn´t have a serve, we will see another Wozniacki turnaround due to her incredble mental strength.

Third real winner from Pushniacki! And another! :haha:

Serena gets my vote for the Nobel Peace Prize! :lol:

When Woz hit the Ace, Virginia Wade said, "What Was ThaaaT!!???

11 aces :lol:

Has she picked up a spot from Rory McIlroy?

Oh lord Serena, hold it together.

Serena going for a 2nd serve ace :hysteric:

Caro please break so this match could be worth all the time I've spent not doing physics homework. :facepalm:

I don't think Serena will be pleased with her UE count. 30 so far.

I would just stand inside the base line to return.

Honestly Serena has stopped playing this match at 4-1 2nd set. She only hits service winners. :lol:

Excellent smash!

that smash made me go .... :scared::lol:

Serena hitting those smashes as high as possible!

I love piotr's face! :worship:

Serena needs to remain focused.

Here comes the comeback. :)

Serena's ground game tonight isnt impressive at all, but its enough to smack Caro's ass :sobbing:

omfg :facepalm:

Oh for fuck's sake.

Kaman :oh:

:facepalm:

No roger federer Serena :tape::mad:

Serena :rolleyes:

A choke would be interesting.

Vika-esque.

She's like Bolt she switched off at 4-1 and is coasting to victory, didn't know you could do that in tennis!

3 errors. WTF

Love the "yes" from Wozniacki when Serena hits a tame error. You did great, Carolina. Good job.

See.

I swear just like Kuznetsova. Serena fell into the trap.

OMG Serrena is gifting Woz every service game. If Serena didn´t have a serve, we will see another Wozniacki turnaround due to her incredble mental strength.

Ya wish :lol:

Now.to aces

Wow. WTF?

Looooooooooooooooooool God she's pathetic.

Fuck.

Wtf Rena Hahahahahahaha

What the hell.

Fist pumps a double fault, good friends right?

Serena chokes :rolls:

Serena is not ready for the showers yet. :haha::o

DF are you kidding me? :facepalm:

Da fuck...:weirdo:

Lazyrena :rolleyes: Finish it already. :lol:

What a mess. I can't. :hysteric:

Even better, big fist pump after a double fault. You played so well, Carolina.

:help::tape:

She's like Bolt she switched off at 4-1 and is coasting to victory, didn't know you could do that in tennis!

This is pathetic. Just like Kuznetsova.

Wozniacki is a classles slut

ok Serena you've already delivered to the Salvation Army. Go Home

Meh. Careless.
She will get it done.

This is not okay. I want Vika to do better than Caro. :fiery:

:haha:

If she holds serve now, could make this match worth while.

Serena needs a bit more practise. She'll hit the final blow now.

Is Mother Theresa choking? :lol:

commentators are going crazy

Fist pumps a double fault, good friends right?

She must feel that she applied enough pressure to earn the point. :tape:

Serena's becoming like ChokFederer. :scared:

She's gonna get so mad next game, EXORSISTER Serena will be playing the next game!

Wozniacki is a classles slut

What? LOLOL Why?

She completely repeated the Kuznetsova mental error. From 4-1 she commited like 12 quick UEs and only held due to her serve. Her shittyness is really Woz´s biggest strength.

That fistpump and stare on that DF was fucking disgusting.

Woz was so useless that Serena stopped caring at 4-1.

Maybe that's the Woz strategy. Waiting for your opponent to fall asleep.

LOL Caro fist pump.

She hit about one ball that game.

Why do players make mistakes against her. If yall don't play her for real she will never change her game.

Ginny, she wants to prove that she's the real number one; this has nothing to do with 2009.

:hysteric:

As Steffi showed you need great footwork to hit that forehand

Wozniacki is a classles slut

Uncalled for. :fiery:

Unbelievable.

Cmon gal, finish this mess!

Uncalled for. :fiery:

No its not, who fist pumps on a double fault?

2 points away

Cmon Caro, do something to win the game.

This needs to last longer.

No its not, who fist pumps on a double fault?

Lots of players...Baltacha comes to mind.

Woz was so useless that Serena stopped caring at 4-1.

Maybe that's the Woz strategy. Waiting for your opponent to fall asleep.

Indeed.

Now Serena has switched back on.

MATCH POINTS :worship:

She's focused now. Take it baby.

Win it now, Serena!!! :fiery:

Cmon Caro, do something to win the game.

This needs to last longer.

+1

There we go! Breaking her at will. FINISH IT! :bounce: :lol:

She wants this done NOW :)

Are Turkish Airlines flying tonight?

ok

The worse thing is Serena kept going for Caro's BH

This is more humiliating.

I love how she got bored, and then as soon as she recaptured her focus, looks like she's winning again.

NID :haha:

YES :inlove:

Serena seemed so happy.

:woohoo:

Final, baby, final. :)

Sorry, Caro.

GSM. Never in doubt.

Love the celebration Serena! And the n°1 finger in the air.

Poor Caro had to paste that smile on her face at the net. :haha:

Board crash time?

That was shocking tennis for a 'real final'...

But brilliant as a comedy :haha:

So autographs for Caro tonight.

A bit weird how she mentions Sept 11 is a "special day"...

A bit weird how she mentions Sept 11 is a "special day"...

I know, but I get what she was trying to say. :lol:

Didn't quite come out right, but...yeah...it was a special day, especially horrible.

Serena was 81% at the night, but her UEs were equalled by her winners at 34.

Serena and the US Open Audience

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Security slapping that girl's hand away. :haha:

Love the celebration Serena! And the n°1 finger in the air.

Poor Caro had to paste that smile on her face at the net. :haha:

I thought the finger in the air is to point to the heavens.
Serena always dedicates her wins to GOD.

I thought the finger in the air is to point to the heavens.
Serena always dedicates her wins to GOD.

AKA Jehova

It's raining now.
Women's Dubs Final is Suspended for the moment

It's raining now.
Women's Dubs Final is Suspended for the moment

So - will there be a woman's Monday final?

junior's final suspended on 75 66 5-0 :lol:

it doesn't look so bad, players are still on court

what a awful time for rain for Grace Min leading 7-5 6-6 (5-0 in breaker)

So - will there be a woman's Monday final?

They will probably moved the doubles final to grandstand or another court so the Singles Final can be played on time on Ashe.

play re-started :)

Fun doubles match today.

But...come on, Vania and Yaraslava!

If Huber/Raymond lose, I'll laugh

That was quite a choke by Vania/Slava.

Vania/Slava definitely should have taken those opportunities. Twice was it?

Something about Huber just rubs me the wrong way. "We won, we won!"

I hope Venus & Serena play doubles at the Olympics

Does anyone know a live stream of the CBS coverage of the match?!

Does anyone know a live stream of the CBS coverage of the match?!
http://www.usopen.org/en_US/console/console.html?ts=1315768898054&video=A&syn=&db=false&ref=www.usopen.org/en_US/index.html&alt=

Lisa :woohoo:

Is the match gonna start?

Does anyone know a live stream of the CBS coverage of the match?!

?!!!???!!

http://www.usopen.org/en_US/console/console.html?ts=1315768898054&video=A&syn=&db=false&ref=www.usopen.org/en_US/index.html&alt=

I hope its the CBS coverage *crosses fingers*. Its been virginia wade (i think) and some other guy as commentators all week :o

I hope its the CBS coverage *crosses fingers*. Its been virginia wade (i think) and some other guy as commentators all week :o

Virginia isn't the best commentator out there... good insights about technique, but as boring as a box of rocks

A typically over the top military theme to open the event.

Sam seems confident... good to see. She thinks it's the most important match of her career

Awww cute exchange between Stosur and one of the ballgirls

Go Queen Serena!

Its weird they let Serena walk out to "Fly" every single match

A typically over the top military theme to open the event.

:weirdo:

First honor guards (which were from the police department) always carry the flag and the national anthem was sung in a gospel version... so exactly where was the military theme? :weirdo:

Does anyone know the name of the song they are playing as the players walk out?

:weirdo:

First honor guards (which were from the police department) always carry the flag and the national anthem was sung in a gospel version... so exactly where was the military theme? :weirdo:

Oh gee, I wonder where the military theme is. The guards with guns?

DERP!

the commentator announcing that these are two of the hottest women on the tour... like the ambiguity

Oh gee, I wonder where the military theme is. The guards with guns?

DERP!

don't be ignorant. this is an important day for the US

You know Stosur looks nervous already.

Sam seems confident... good to see. She thinks it's the most important match of her career

maybe because it is?:lol:

It´s better for Serena, if she is delusional. She needs to stick to her pushing. Serena doesn´t like it and makes stupid error after error.

Does anyone know the name of the song they are playing as the players walk out?

Something by Rihanna

maybe because it is?:lol:

I think it is too. Those were two separate thoughts :)

What does Derp mean.

Does anyone know the name of the song they are playing as the players walk out?

Fly by Nicki Minaj feat Rihanna

Yay!!! Eva's umpiring!!!!