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fouc
May 1st, 2011, 10:35 AM
sry I had to :)
the outcome was never in doubt though, as Kimiko is slowly saying goodbye now.

MBM
May 1st, 2011, 10:36 AM
LOL Anotoxfa =P

I sooo wanted Kimiko to win this, her career is all but over I feel. Congrats to Dani though. Kimiko still is winning the H2H :P

Svetlana)))
May 1st, 2011, 10:37 AM
Antoxsfa :cheer:

TheBoiledEgg
May 1st, 2011, 10:41 AM
Daniela ;) :yeah:
Now bt Stosur

Pasta-Na
May 1st, 2011, 10:41 AM
date :hug:

A-Bond
May 1st, 2011, 10:42 AM
Well done Daniela, she was clearly the fave on clay, glad she's turning that terrible H2H around. Now please beat Stosur :armed:

Hian
May 1st, 2011, 10:43 AM
Danielle :yeah:
Get a revenge against Stosur :oh:

Craig.
May 1st, 2011, 10:44 AM
:yeah: THRASH STOSUR PLEASE.

Richie's
May 1st, 2011, 10:45 AM
Aller Danielle, aller!

*Jool*
May 1st, 2011, 10:50 AM
Kimiko :hug:

Juanes
May 1st, 2011, 10:52 AM
nice done Dani! ;)

MiiMo
May 1st, 2011, 10:57 AM
Now she MUST beat Stosur !

Mistress of Evil
May 1st, 2011, 10:58 AM
Danka :cheer: Beat Stosur please :awww:
Kimiko :hug: the end is near :sad:

Raz0r
May 1st, 2011, 11:10 AM
Kimiko :tears:

G&R
May 1st, 2011, 11:22 AM
Bravo Danielle! now please antoxfa beat Sam

Reptilia
May 1st, 2011, 11:23 AM
Dani :yeah:
Would LOVE to see her knock out sammy

Tweety Snape
May 1st, 2011, 11:34 AM
Danielle :cheer:
Now Sammy next, don't Anatoxva it up. :oh:

toxina90
May 1st, 2011, 11:39 AM
Oh Danielle...:kiss:

Valanga
May 1st, 2011, 11:53 AM
KDK :sad:

SVK
May 1st, 2011, 11:53 AM
Respectless:cheer::yeah:

Stosur again?:weirdo:
Good luck.

iGOAT
May 1st, 2011, 12:04 PM
Good job Danielle :).

Kimiko :sad: the end is near...

doooma6816
May 1st, 2011, 12:31 PM
Good job:yeaaaah::cheer:

Next Sammy...well make an upset!

crazillo
May 1st, 2011, 12:34 PM
I wonder whether this is going to be Kimikos last season. :sad:

Cherry.
May 1st, 2011, 12:37 PM
Congrats Anatoxfa~

Juju Nostalgique
May 1st, 2011, 12:45 PM
ANOtoxfa as in ANOrexia? :shrug: What's Anotoxfa? :confused:

Mattographer
May 1st, 2011, 12:47 PM
It took me a while to realise it's Daniela Hantuchova when I read the posts above that everyone wants her to beat Sam. I was like, WTF? Do you guys know who the fuck is she? :lol:

eck
May 1st, 2011, 12:50 PM
ANOtoxfa as in ANOrexia? :shrug: What's Anotoxfa? :confused:

mQ1J37NN-i0

fouc
May 1st, 2011, 12:52 PM
ANOtoxfa as in ANOrexia? :shrug: What's Anotoxfa? :confused:

wow maybe you just found a key to our GOAT interior designer Cynthia's mind, who is an official founder of this name :worship:

mQ1J37NN-i0
0:16


EDIT: always second :sobbing:

martinafan
May 1st, 2011, 12:54 PM
mQ1J37NN-i0

OMG That is hilarious! lol....i almost spat out what I was eating it made me laugh so much hahahaha lol

Anotoxfa! HAHAHAHA

cn ireland
May 1st, 2011, 12:59 PM
Kimiko:sad:

nevetssllim
May 1st, 2011, 01:05 PM
I wouldn't write Kimiko off just yet. It's pretty much the first season on her comeback where she's stayed fairly injury-free all the way through and she doesn't have anything to defend on grass. I definitely think she's capable of a good run at Wimbledon.

Oermi
May 1st, 2011, 01:09 PM
Danielle :cheer: well done!

croat123
May 1st, 2011, 01:50 PM
well, anotoxfa is very aggressive and serious so this result was never in doubt

saul1333
May 1st, 2011, 01:51 PM
Great stuff Dani :yeah:

Filipinos
May 1st, 2011, 02:54 PM
Daniela :D Nice and easy

Kimiko :hug:

Belmont Lad
May 1st, 2011, 03:10 PM
Nicely done Dani, now please beat Stosur! :yeah: Kimiko, I think the end may be soon. :hug:

ivanban
May 1st, 2011, 04:02 PM
Great job Xfa :yeah:

Sammo
May 1st, 2011, 04:20 PM
well, anotoxfa is very aggressive and serious so this result was never in doubt

OMG :haha:

Anotoxsfa :yeah: I hope there's TV coverage of next match

cellophane
May 1st, 2011, 05:00 PM
Anatuxfa :cheer: Gosh, it's like a very deadly virus, isn't it?

Bismarck.
May 1st, 2011, 06:19 PM
Anatuxfa :cheer: Gosh, it's like a very deadly virus, isn't it?

Anthraxfa. :hearts:

I hope she beats Stosur and make it to the QFs. Her clay game has improved a lot over the past two years.

Kimiko. :sad: Is there any news on a possible near retirement?

LCS
May 1st, 2011, 06:21 PM
What the hell is this name now?

Steff_forever
May 1st, 2011, 06:46 PM
well done Daniiiiii, best of luck against Sam !

fouc
May 1st, 2011, 07:47 PM
What the hell is this name now?

if you just cared to look one page back :)

LCS
May 1st, 2011, 07:51 PM
if you just cared to look one page back :)

OMG *DEATH* :hysteric:

fouc
May 1st, 2011, 07:59 PM
^^
I know. It's such a small thing, but I heard it like 29830 times already and still can't believe it. :sobbing:
(not to mention the stupidity of this woman in general)

Izar
May 1st, 2011, 08:08 PM
Kimiko. :sad: Is there any news on a possible near retirement?

Not a word about it on her blog... Is is rather the opposite, she explained about her match that she tried new strategies on clay in order to be more aggressive and use more dropshots. She seems happy with better serve stats, although it did not prevent her to loose today. The truth is she had many game points in that match but still has difficulties with converting them. But with a new racket and shortened serve motion (this is my feeling based on what I have seen from her match in Barcelna), it rather seems that Kimiko is still trying to remain competitive, even on her worse surface...

Moreover, she is happy not being injured so far and she still has Rome, Strasbourg, Roland Garros and Birmingham on her schedule... so retirement is not near yet.

BTW, well done Daniela !

Randy H
May 1st, 2011, 08:17 PM
Anotoxfa :yeah:

Not expecting a lot from Kimiko on the red stuff given her form so far this year, but I'll keep my fingers crossed for a kind draw at the French, and hopefully some stronger results on the grass.

Sammo
May 1st, 2011, 09:34 PM
^^
I know. It's such a small thing, but I heard it like 29830 times already and still can't believe it. :sobbing:
(not to mention the stupidity of this woman in general)

If you wanna do some trolling... :devil:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Zimmerman-Interiors/118937114837693?sk=info

Tweety Snape
May 1st, 2011, 09:50 PM
^
:haha: OMG you're such a stalker!

Sammo
May 1st, 2011, 09:53 PM
What about...? ''Hi, are you the famous Interior Decorator Zandya D. Timberland? I am a serious and agressive person, and I'm sure that you will realize that I am from Australia, can you decorate my suite?''

SVK
May 1st, 2011, 09:54 PM
LOL How old is this "Anotoxfa" joke?:spit:

It looks like I missed something.

Sammo
May 1st, 2011, 09:56 PM
^ I found and posted the video here when the Charleston Tennis Cup ended

SVK
May 1st, 2011, 10:01 PM
Okay I´m going to find the thread:lol:

EDIT: OK I found it:lol:

fouc
May 1st, 2011, 10:05 PM
What about...? ''Hi, are you the famous Interior Decorator Zandya D. Timberland? I am a serious and agressive person, and I'm sure that you will realize that I am from Australia, can you decorate my suite?''

:sobbing: nahh, I'm gonna live that for you ;) But I added them to my likes, hopefully I'm gonna learn something about contemporary flooring.

Sammo
May 1st, 2011, 10:13 PM
:sobbing: nahh, I'm gonna live that for you ;) But I added them to my likes, hopefully I'm gonna learn something about contemporary flooring.

LOL no thanks, that woman looks quite delusional, perhaps she calls FBI or something :sobbing:

Tweety Snape
May 1st, 2011, 10:22 PM
I'm creeping around their website now. :oh:

Tweety Snape
May 1st, 2011, 10:24 PM
OMG THIS PICTURE OF HER :unsure:
http://zimmermaninteriors.net/Zimmerman_Interiors/Services_files/Cindy0002.jpg

Sammo
May 1st, 2011, 10:27 PM
OMG THIS PICTURE OF HER :unsure:
http://zimmermaninteriors.net/Zimmerman_Interiors/Services_files/Cindy0002.jpg
I guess it was taken around 1680

new-york
May 1st, 2011, 10:28 PM
Danielle Anatoxfa still makes me laugh. :haha:

Good win, esp considering the bad h2h.:angel:

TeamUla
May 1st, 2011, 10:33 PM
Anotoxfa... well... people sometimes make mistakes but this? :weirdo:
the picture? umm, kinda unnatural. :oh:

Spartan
May 1st, 2011, 10:34 PM
omg i cant stop laughing at the anotoxfa vid. :haha::haha::haha:

Anyway, well played dani, good luck in the next round

tennisforadults
May 1st, 2011, 10:52 PM
What about...? ''Hi, are you the famous Interior Decorator Zandya D. Timberland? I am a serious and agressive person, and I'm sure that you will realize that I am from Australia, can you decorate my suite?''

LOL no thanks, that woman looks quite delusional, perhaps she calls FBI or something :sobbing:

I'm creeping around their website now. :oh:

I guess it was taken around 1680

there is something scary wrong with this face, like non-human scary :unsure:

I like the Antoxfa joke, and the video is funny as hell, but let's not make fun of someone we don't even know. Heard of cyber bullying? :)

fouc
May 1st, 2011, 10:54 PM
u right :) let's just stick to Anotoxfa :)

Tweety Snape
May 1st, 2011, 11:06 PM
Good point, we wouldn't want this hapless GOAT designer Cynthia B. Zimmerman self-destructing over a bunch of tennis addicts.
Antoxva (or however you want to spell it) it is.

égalité
May 1st, 2011, 11:20 PM
Good job Danielle Anotoxfa :oh:

cellophane
May 1st, 2011, 11:21 PM
The Anatoxfa thing is hilarious on its own, but the part about Daniela being "very aggressive and serious". This woman is so fucking clueless :hysteric:

Derek.
May 1st, 2011, 11:40 PM
Daniela! :D

Sammo
May 1st, 2011, 11:56 PM
u right :) let's just stick to Anotoxfa :)

Yep

mik loves dani
May 2nd, 2011, 01:31 AM
ROFLMFAO
I cannot stop laughing!!! I am crying espescially about sammos stalking.:worship:
Zimmerman interior designs HAHA!
ANOTOXFA!!!!
She is fucking wet behind the ears LOL.:lol:
This is the best thread i've ever seen.
Danielle Anotoxfa, this is her new name.:haha:

mik loves dani
May 2nd, 2011, 01:32 AM
If you wanna do some trolling... :devil:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Zimmerman-Interiors/118937114837693?sk=info

STALKER LOL:worship:

mik loves dani
May 2nd, 2011, 01:34 AM
What about...? ''Hi, are you the famous Interior Decorator Zandya D. Timberland? I am a serious and agressive person, and I'm sure that you will realize that I am from Australia, can you decorate my suite?''

LOL!!!! NO WAY stop. this fucking hilarious.:lol:

Valanga
May 2nd, 2011, 01:37 AM
That bitch(the designer) is so pretentious.

vixter
May 2nd, 2011, 01:53 AM
Danielle Anotoxfa :hearts:

cellophane
May 2nd, 2011, 02:10 AM
STALKER LOL:worship:

I posted on the wall:

The suite you did for Danielle Anthraxtha for the Charleston tennis tournament was fabulous!

Tweety Snape
May 2nd, 2011, 02:19 AM
OMG :worship:
Now I know who you are. :oh: Stalk-mode, on. (don't worry, this ain't gon' hurt one bit.)

Tweety Snape
May 2nd, 2011, 02:21 AM
I found her actual Facebook profile if anyone wants to go THAAAAAT far, but I'm not going to post it.

tennisforadults
May 2nd, 2011, 08:06 AM
I posted on the wall:

The suite you did for Danielle Anthraxtha for the Charleston tennis tournament was fabulous!

OMG That poor woman. :hysteric:

cellophane
May 2nd, 2011, 01:32 PM
OMG That poor woman. :hysteric:

Hey... now she can have as much of a WTF reaction as we did when we wached that video ;) :lol:

spencercarlos
May 2nd, 2011, 02:54 PM
wow maybe you just found a key to our GOAT interior designer Cynthia's mind, who is an official founder of this name :worship:

mQ1J37NN-i0
0:16


EDIT: always second :sobbing:

She actually calls her Danielle AnAtacsova at 0:20 and Danielle Antacsova at 1:38 :lol::lol::lol::lol:

I can´t stop laughing.. damn i am at work.. :tape::lol:

cellophane
May 19th, 2011, 03:15 AM
OMG That poor woman. :hysteric:


My post has been deleted :hysteric:

danieln1
May 19th, 2011, 04:42 AM
wow maybe you just found a key to our GOAT interior designer Cynthia's mind, who is an official founder of this name :worship:

mQ1J37NN-i0
0:16


EDIT: always second :sobbing:

Really, I´ve been looking for the origin of this GOAT nickname for some time, and I would never know it was actually a real oficial video! I thought someone invented based on "anorexia" or something... i LAUGHED really loud here

cellophane
Jun 27th, 2011, 12:50 AM
:sobbing:

http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=159075250823879&id=118937114837693&notif_t=feed_comment\\ (http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=159075250823879&id=118937114837693&notif_t=feed_comment)

GOAT!!!!

pedropt
Jun 27th, 2011, 12:55 AM
:rolls:

cellophane
Jun 27th, 2011, 01:07 AM
Cynthia : "I wish I were as aggressive and
serious as those floors too!!"

:rolls:

Sammo
Jun 27th, 2011, 01:10 AM
God :facepalm: :sobbing:

danieln1
Jun 27th, 2011, 02:08 AM
:sobbing:

http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=159075250823879&id=118937114837693&notif_t=feed_comment\\ (http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=159075250823879&id=118937114837693&notif_t=feed_comment)

GOAT!!!!

Good one! :haha: :haha:

Daniel K
Jun 27th, 2011, 02:11 AM
:haha: :haha:

saarsngg
Jun 27th, 2011, 05:32 AM
:hysteric::hysteric::hysteric:

Petkorazzi
Jun 27th, 2011, 06:30 AM
What about...? ''Hi, are you the famous Interior Decorator Zandya D. Timberland? I am a serious and agressive person, and I'm sure that you will realize that I am from Australia, can you decorate my suite?''
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

Petkorazzi
Jul 5th, 2011, 08:54 PM
This thread HAS to be bumped :hysteric: Been laughing non-stop for like an hour :sobbing:

The Kaz
Mar 3rd, 2012, 02:24 PM
:sobbing:

http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=159075250823879&id=118937114837693&notif_t=feed_comment\\ (http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=159075250823879&id=118937114837693&notif_t=feed_comment)

GOAT!!!!

Bump!!!

:hysteric: :sobbing: Danielle Anthraxtha :sobbing: :hysteric:

Sammo
Mar 3rd, 2012, 02:58 PM
:facepalm::sobbing:

Petkorazzi
Mar 3rd, 2012, 03:02 PM
This thread gets me every damn time :rolls:

Elisse
Mar 3rd, 2012, 03:34 PM
mQ1J37NN-i0

OMFG :lol: :lol: :lol: Never knew where that nickname came from...LOL!!!! :worship:

Seriously, for an official video representing WTA that's really pathetic...she only had two names to get right :o :tape: Oh..imagine what she would have done to Akgul Amanmuradova's name :help: :lol:


Danielle Anotoxfa LMAO :lol: :rolls: :lol: (Laughed so much, got tears pouring down my face :sobbing: )

nevetssllim
Mar 3rd, 2012, 03:43 PM
Seriously, for an official video representing WTA that's really pathetic...she only had two names to get right :o :tape: Oh..imagine what she would have done to Akgul Amanmuradova's name :help: :lol:


That's been pondered already. :p

http://www.tennisforum.com/showpost.php?p=19799775&postcount=33

Juju Nostalgique
Mar 3rd, 2012, 03:50 PM
Anthraxta? :hysteric: Really? :spit: :happy:

Never saw that FB link before! :lol:

The Anotoxfa lady cracks me up every time! :lol:

Nicolas
Mar 3rd, 2012, 03:55 PM
:hysteric:

Vulturepova
Mar 3rd, 2012, 08:36 PM
Y'all need to lay off Cyndi now :o

Yeah it still tickles me in places but Dani's been steadily improving since she became involved.

The coaching partnership with Zimmerman interiors has given Daniela a second life on tour :)