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Sgt.Timmykinz
Apr 12th, 2011, 11:02 PM
I've been thinking about my own mortality recently and it struck me that in this day and age one might need a designated friend to destroy one's 'collections' in event of one's unexpected demise!

Is this something other's have thought about? Or even set a system in place for such an event?

Sean.
Apr 12th, 2011, 11:38 PM
You must have some majorly kinky shit if you're so worried.

Kworb
Apr 12th, 2011, 11:44 PM
Does it matter? You can't feel embarrassment when you're dead :p

Pump-it-UP
Apr 13th, 2011, 12:36 AM
http://i55.tinypic.com/23j2tzp.gif

Ziggy Starduck
Apr 13th, 2011, 12:57 AM
I don't save anything to my hard drive of 'that' nature, however you have reminded me I really need to delete some favourites and my browsing history :yeah:

delicatecutter
Apr 13th, 2011, 01:06 AM
I thought this referred to someone you watched porn with. :o

miffedmax
Apr 13th, 2011, 01:35 AM
I don't save anything to my hard drive of 'that' nature, however you have reminded me I really need to delete some favourites and my browsing history :yeah:

My shameless drooling over Lena on this forum and the pics of her with bangs are hardly a surprise to anyone who knows me in RL.

Kworb
Apr 13th, 2011, 01:39 AM
My porn folder is 400 GB. :o I hope whoever finds it when I die will enjoy it. :bounce:

woosey
Apr 13th, 2011, 01:43 AM
you buy it?

just watch it on one of the many free channels. why bother to "own" it?

woosey
Apr 13th, 2011, 01:44 AM
I don't save anything to my hard drive of 'that' nature, however you have reminded me I really need to delete some favourites and my browsing history :yeah:

you must be on those free sites.

hmmm...

Mrs. Dimitrova
Apr 13th, 2011, 03:11 AM
Put my internet browser into "private browsing" and it's all good. :lol:

new-york
Apr 13th, 2011, 03:13 AM
Taking everything with me in the coffin.

Who knows.

Dominic
Apr 13th, 2011, 03:18 AM
I think it's pretty funny to have that come in your mind when you think about your own death, when there are so many other things you can wonder about. lol

Mrs. Dimitrova
Apr 13th, 2011, 03:20 AM
I think it's pretty funny to have that come in your mind when you think about your own death, when there are so many other things you can wonder about. lol

I'm 16 and I think I have my funeral all planned out. :worship: Just need to write it down.

Dominic
Apr 13th, 2011, 03:22 AM
I'm 16 and I think I have my funeral all planned out. :worship: Just need to write it down.

:eek: kinda morbid.

Kairi
Apr 13th, 2011, 03:31 AM
I thought this referred to someone you watched porn with. :o

me too :sobbing: ..i came here expecting something else :oh:

Sgt.Timmykinz
Apr 13th, 2011, 11:34 AM
You must have some majorly kinky shit if you're so worried.

Nothing major, I just wouldn't want my parents to see that stuff. I wouldn't want that to tarr my mother's memory of me!

Does it matter? You can't feel embarrassment when you're dead :p

My mum would find a way to make sure I felt something dead or alive!

Valanga
Apr 13th, 2011, 11:58 AM
I thought porn buddy is someone you want to watch porn with :sobbing:

The Witch-king
Apr 13th, 2011, 12:02 PM
I thought this referred to someone you watched porn with. :o

I thought it was someone who you call when you feel the urge to watch porn to convince you not to.

ico4498
Apr 13th, 2011, 02:05 PM
tell 'em you want to be buried with your 'puter.

Super Dave
Apr 13th, 2011, 02:07 PM
I thought your 'porn buddy' was your right hand ;)

miffedmax
Apr 13th, 2011, 03:10 PM
I'm 16 and I think I have my funeral all planned out. :worship: Just need to write it down.

:eek: kinda morbid.

Especially for someone who wasn't even a Dementhead.

Mrs. Dimitrova
Apr 13th, 2011, 03:29 PM
:eek: kinda morbid.

Just wanted to make sure my body goes to a place where I want it to be and things like that. I know I would be dead but still. :D I gotta look handsome too, can't have all those guests having last bad memories of me.

Especially for someone who wasn't even a Dementhead.

Being a Mashabator is equally depressing. :rolleyes:

Dominic
Apr 13th, 2011, 03:34 PM
I think it's more important to be where you wanna be and look handsome when you're alive though ;)

Mrs. Dimitrova
Apr 13th, 2011, 03:42 PM
Doesn't hurt to clean me up a little in my coffin, wouldn't it? :D

The Witch-king
Apr 13th, 2011, 03:55 PM
Doesn't hurt to clean me up a little in my coffin, wouldn't it? :D



The last time I was in Sharapova Slam y'all were talking about your addiction to porn. It's like every time I read something from you it's about porn :help:

wayitis
Apr 14th, 2011, 02:16 AM
you buy it?

just watch it on one of the many free channels. why bother to "own" it?

have any good ones you wanna share with us? :p

Mrs. Dimitrova
Apr 14th, 2011, 02:24 AM
The last time I was in Sharapova Slam y'all were talking about your addiction to porn. It's like every time I read something from you it's about porn :help:

If you search all of my posts on this forum, I only posted about porn twice in this forum (counting this one). :p Nice lurking by the way in the so called "Sharapova Slam". :lol:

miffedmax
Apr 14th, 2011, 03:13 AM
Actually, now that I think of it, when I die please delete all my posts from Caca's porno thread.

Ziggy Starduck
Apr 14th, 2011, 03:54 AM
have any good ones you wanna share with us? :p

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a384/themarbleintheoatmeal/smilies/watchdrama8jm.gif :p

Kairi
Apr 14th, 2011, 03:56 AM
have any good ones you wanna share with us? :p

:spit: :drool:

Ziggy Starduck
Apr 14th, 2011, 04:12 AM
My shameless drooling over Lena on this forum and the pics of her with bangs are hardly a surprise to anyone who knows me in RL.

:D :D :D As long as you don't have her pics all over your walls and a centre piece with a candle constantly burning it's all good :lol:

The Witch-king
Apr 14th, 2011, 11:57 AM
If you search all of my posts on this forum, I only posted about porn twice in this forum (counting this one). :p Nice lurking by the way in the so called "Sharapova Slam". :lol:

Lurking? Everybody knows I'm one of Pover's biggest Stans :p.

miffedmax
Apr 14th, 2011, 03:06 PM
:D :D :D As long as you don't have her pics all over your walls and a centre piece with a candle constantly burning it's all good :lol:

:eek: When where you in my HOUSE! :eek:

Patrick S
Apr 14th, 2011, 08:57 PM
Everyone in my family already know that i have lots and lots of porn so theres not really any point in "hiding" it after im dead...and i doubt any of my friends would want to carry around about 700 VHS tapes (yeah, im that old), and 300 DVDs.

Sgt.Timmykinz
Apr 15th, 2011, 05:08 PM
Everyone in my family already know that i have lots and lots of porn so theres not really any point in "hiding" it after im dead...and i doubt any of my friends would want to carry around about 700 VHS tapes (yeah, im that old), and 300 DVDs.

:eek: How much porn do you own?

I'm just talking about someone wiping my internet history!

Cage
Apr 17th, 2011, 04:21 AM
I dunno i never thought about dying and my family and friends finding porn....
your dead who gives a shit is the end thought tho =)

Sp!ffy
Apr 17th, 2011, 07:00 AM
Sigh, too late for one of those...

Shonami Slam
Apr 25th, 2011, 12:20 PM
sean cody, a few jet-set, tom of finlands and homotrophy+the slab.
xvideos as well.

one could assume i enjoy porn when i die - and it's very true.

p.s - if anyone was a good site/blog to recommend - please PM! that's what REAL porn buddies are for :D

Sp!ffy
Apr 25th, 2011, 12:25 PM
^LMAO :lol:

wayitis
Apr 26th, 2011, 02:00 PM
I dunno i never thought about dying and my family and friends finding porn....
your dead who gives a shit is the end thought tho =)

maybe the poster does not want his parents/family to know about his sexual orientation/fetishes if they were to find his porn material after he is gone? :confused:

Six Feet Under
Apr 26th, 2011, 02:27 PM
this thread :hysteric: