Bombshell C Wozniacki Will Be Polish !!!!!!!!!!

Nobody believed me when I said it could happen if she got too much piss, here waves Caroline goodbye, the Caroline Wozniacki Forum will have to be closed down. I am soooo shocked- Caroline waving goodbye.
First disclosed in the Danish newspaper ExtraBladet.

http://ekstrabladet.dk/sport/anden_sport/tennis/article1529670.ece

Disclosure: Caroline Wozniacki changed last week, his Danish citizenship out - now she is Polish citizen

The world's best female tennis player is no longer Danish. Ekstrabladet.dk learns that Caroline Wozniacki on Thursday 24 March seeking Polish citizenship.

http://multimedia.ekstrabladet.dk/archive/00645/Indian_Wells_Tennis_645673m.jpg
Caroline Woznaicki har valgt at skifte sit danske pas ud med et polsk. (Foto: AP)

Actually, she changed nationality same day, the transition was already negotiated carefully with the Polish authorities, the Polish Tennis Federation and - not least - the Polish, Olympic committee sees great potential in Caroline Wozniacki up to the Olympics in London in 2012.

Neither Caroline or her father and coach, Piotr Wozniacki will comment right now, but the Polish Tennis Federation have called a press conference in Warsaw on Tuesday, where they both expected to attend.

Therefore emigrating Caroline
Ekstrabladet.dk have spoken with a close friend of the family, which explain why Caroline Wozniackis resolution:

- Enough is enough. Caroline was just so tired of constantly getting told that she was not a great Dane. Although she was born in Vollsmose and has lived all his life in Denmark. What should she do? Take renamed Jensen? Or stick?

- In addition, she was tired of so many wise Danes were busy belittle her achievements. She does not believe that Jante Law is introduced in Poland.

Danish Tennis Federation has "absolutely no comment" but it has Ajsayesjusaynov Stanislaw, president of the Polish Tennis Federation, 'Polski Zwiazek Tenisowy':

- It is a day of joy. Caroline is a formidable player. Which country does not welcome being able to count her among its citizens?

Tennis expert Peter Bastiansen do not think Caroline Wozniackis nationality switch has no effect on the Danish tennis:

- Caroline has got a lot out of his talent, and above all she has got a very good marketing, he says.

What's going to happen to her millions of Danish fans? :eek:

This is both believable and uninteresting. You could have picked a better April Fools joke.

:lol: Ohh dear, why would she do this, it quite horrible to her danish fans who have followed her all the way, they will be depressed.

April Fools gags are becoming too easy to call nowadays...

This is both believable and uninteresting. You could have picked a better April Fools joke.

Do you know I did not realise what day it is... :eek: :lol:

I knew caro would never change :yeah:

Yeah, April Fools. :yawn:

Yeah, April Fools. :yawn:

You post that and then the thread you just posted?

Yeah, April Fools. :yawn:

You should not be talking. You are the biggest idiot for posting a thread about a "terminally ill Serena". :rolleyes:

:zzz:

bad april's fools, even if it were true nobody would care

Too obvious.:tears:

For fuck's sake, my post was linked to an article on Krispy Kreme Donuts. I just posted the biggest, most unbelievable bombshell that came to mind considering Serena is apparently in good health now, and obviously in light of how stupid this thread is. Anyway, I soon realised that all the hypercritical, hypersensitive and politically correct babies would cry for their pacifiers so I deleted it. End of. Feel free to continue this, but I've said my piece and don't really care about what you might add.

Not a good joke, kman may have a heart attack just reading the title. So cruel.

For fuck's sake, my post was linked to an article on Krispy Kreme Donuts. I just posted the biggest, most unbelievable bombshell that came to mind considering Serena is not critically ill anymore, and in light of how stupid this thread is. Anyway, I soon realised that all the hypocritical, hypersensitive and politically correct babies would cry for their pacifiers so I deleted it. End of. Feel free to continue this, but I've said my piece and don't really care about what you might add.

An A for effort, but your cop-out is no good. :wavey:

Karolina Wozniacka is already polish.

Karolina Wozniacka is already polish.I know right?

Who says its April fool joke ExtraBladet is a very serious newspaper . I am in shock.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For me there are a couple minutes until April Fool's day, so...I will believe this tomorrow in keeping with the day. :lol:

I'm shock too! :lol: Since today is April Fools, should send some of my friends sms to shock them...

OMG, the new Nthama :eek:

The Poles will be happy the Polish Fed Cup Team will be really good, They are lucky ,I am devistated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Danish Tennis Federation has "absolutely no comment" but it has Ajsayesjusaynov Stanislaw, president of the Polish Tennis Federation, 'Polski Zwiazek Tenisowy':

I say yes you say no! :lol:

If this is a joke, it's good one if not :eek::eek::eek:

Good one, but next time they try this, they should check the name of the Polish Federation president instead of inventing it. Stanislaw Ajsayesjusaynov? The last name does not even sound Polish ;) .

Oh noes! What happens to the Caroline Wozniacki Sunshine Open now?!?!

See www.eb.dk ;)

Skulle der være en enkelt læser eller to, der endnu ikke har gennemskuet ovenstående artikel, kan ekstrabladet.dk berolige bekymrede tennisfans: Bare rolig, Caroline er stadig dansk. Der er tale om en aprilsnar...

Poor Doris, in for a third death following Caroline's actions. :sobbing:

Poland The Country of Great Pushers!!!!!!!!!!! :hearts: :hearts: :hearts:

BTW who cares if this was true? :shrug: :scratch: :confused:

It's impossible.
CW plays in Danish Fed Cup team this year.

BTW who cares if this was true? :shrug: :scratch: :confused:

Well you obviously do since every single post you make it's about Caroline ;)

Russian Eurosport came up with another Caro related joke (http://www.eurosport.ru/tennis/story_sto2731022.shtml) today. They said that Andy Murray has finally found new coach... Piotr Wozniacki.

"I think Caro has nothing to worry about", Piotr said, "she's become a tennis player of extra class, so my help is not needed anymore".

According to the latest news, Andy Murray is already in search of Polish language tutor, which was one of the major demands of the new coach.:D

We can all relax and breath easy, ExtraBladet has allready annonced, due to massive unrest in Danmark and Poland, that it was a April Fools Joke.

The "Save Wozniacki For Danmark Peoples Movment" and the "Polska Witamy Wozniacka Komisji" have been dissolved.

Doris has revolved in her grave and wailing and clattering of dentures was heard.

Here is Doris "The Fan" Larson in her younger days.

http://i077.radikal.ru/1103/9f/dec9d739c733.jpg

Actually a great April Fools!

:p

The Poles would ditch her anyway.

Their reputation already suffered with the Radwanska's.