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KL70
Mar 6th, 2011, 02:55 AM
Irrespective whether the player is deceased (pretend they were alive today), is currently retired, or still plays professionally, what tennis player would you most want to invite to a family BBQ, if you had to pick one and what would you most want to get up to with them and/or or say to them.

Serenus Christ
Mar 6th, 2011, 03:02 AM
Serena, because we have more in-common then tennis..

Dani12
Mar 6th, 2011, 03:28 AM
Not JJ because I'd probably just be super intimindated and nervous to be coherent. Maybe Jarka cause she seems so easy going, or Justine just so i could pick her brain.

Annie.
Mar 6th, 2011, 04:07 AM
Definitely Serena, we'd probably be bffs.

Henpova
Mar 6th, 2011, 04:10 AM
Justine or JJ....I think Justine would be fun to talk to and learn a lot about tennis and JJ because she would more then likely be very funny...

Henpova
Mar 6th, 2011, 04:17 AM
I know I would not Invite a bitch Like Serena to my place....Or........oh wait just her!!!..Any one else I would be happy to have over....

BTW I am just Playing I would still have her bitch ass over...

le bon vivant
Mar 6th, 2011, 04:28 AM
I know I would not Invite a bitch Like Serena to my place....Or........oh wait just her!!!..Any one else I would be happy to have over....lmao :rolls:

hectopascal
Mar 6th, 2011, 04:39 AM
I would like to have a party with all tennis players invited, whilst Aga and I get it on in the corner

darrinbaker00
Mar 6th, 2011, 05:11 AM
Irrespective whether the player is deceased (pretend they were alive today), is currently retired, or still plays professionally, what tennis player would you most want to invite to a family BBQ, if you had to pick one and what would you most want to get up to with them and/or or say to them.

In that case, there's only one choice for me: Miss Althea Gibson. She made it easier for Arthur Ashe, who made it easier for Yannick Noah, who made it easier for Zina Garrison and Lori McNeil, who made it easier for Venus and Serena, who are making it easier for Madison Keys, Sloane Stephens, etc. The three words I would say to Miss Althea are, "Thank you, ma'am." :worship:

wildemu
Mar 6th, 2011, 05:20 AM
anna kournikova. Enrique is not invited and I spiked her drink.

Mistress of Evil
Mar 6th, 2011, 05:38 AM
RAFA NADAL when I am home alone. :cheer:

Curtos07
Mar 6th, 2011, 06:08 AM
Ana Ivanovic. Duh.

klever58
Mar 6th, 2011, 08:49 AM
Serena and Dani (more possible pick)

Pops Maellard
Mar 6th, 2011, 08:50 AM
RAFA NADAL when I am home alone. :cheer:
A million times this.

Raz0r
Mar 6th, 2011, 10:31 AM
Nole... entertaining and hot :drool:

Linguae^
Mar 6th, 2011, 10:38 AM
Caro. :inlove:
I somehow consider us to have some good things in common. :D
(and JJ, ofc :angel: )

zhengjieforever
Mar 6th, 2011, 10:41 AM
little jie :hearts:

she is not only a top notch tennis player but also a top notch person :) i need both to be a fan of a player

Six Feet Under
Mar 6th, 2011, 11:37 AM
Vania King or Alisa Kleybanova, 2 of the nicest girls! :)

goat
Mar 6th, 2011, 11:46 AM
someone who would bring food. Probably Bartoli but she might eat it before she gets here. I don't know, I'd invite someone normal.

Acanthus
Mar 6th, 2011, 12:31 PM
Well I would firstly invite Lucie and Tomas, and probably Jarka and Sam as well, and we could have a nice dinner party (with my boyfriend as well). At the end of the night we can participate in a lively game of charades :)

JN
Mar 6th, 2011, 12:49 PM
The one in my avatar... especially if she'll put out. http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/38.gif

JN
Mar 6th, 2011, 12:57 PM
In that case, there's only one choice for me: Miss Althea Gibson. She made it easier for Arthur Ashe, who made it easier for Yannick Noah, who made it easier for Zina Garrison and Lori McNeil, who made it easier for Venus and Serena, who are making it easier for Madison Keys, Sloane Stephens, etc. The three words I would say to Miss Althea are, "Thank you, ma'am." :worship:

Then she'd slap you for referring to her as "ma'am." :lol: For some reason, I'm seeing Althea as the Lena Horne type.

Jajaloo
Mar 6th, 2011, 01:08 PM
Li Na!

InsideOut.
Mar 6th, 2011, 01:22 PM
Nole... entertaining and hot :drool:

This :drool:

Sammo
Mar 6th, 2011, 01:22 PM
Daniela, then I would throw over her paint or something like that and I would invite her to take a shower :drool:

Markobojo
Mar 6th, 2011, 01:29 PM
Ana Ivanovic and Jelena Jankovic! :)

InsideOut.
Mar 6th, 2011, 01:34 PM
Ana Ivanovic and Jelena Jankovic! :)

Hingis vs. Kournikova trophy catfight v2.0 :eek:

tkutsaar
Mar 6th, 2011, 01:34 PM
Andrea Petkovic is by far the most interesting tennis player on tour who can converse thoughtfully on other matters besides tennis. I believe she would be a lot of fun to talk to.

Mattographer
Mar 6th, 2011, 01:47 PM
Jo-Wilfried Tsonga :drool:

Safe-From-Harm
Mar 6th, 2011, 02:02 PM
It is like when You asked-what is your faveourite player?

Setsuna.
Mar 6th, 2011, 02:13 PM
Princess Anna C. but i have to buy a long red carpet first.:p

¤CharlDa¤
Mar 6th, 2011, 02:20 PM
Andrea Petkovic is by far the most interesting tennis player on tour who can converse thoughtfully on other matters besides tennis. I believe she would be a lot of fun to talk to.

Petko was the first one that I thought about too!

Incredibly smart, funny personnality, we'd have a wicked rockstar time.

Bobisa
Mar 6th, 2011, 02:23 PM
JJ ofc :)

homogenius
Mar 6th, 2011, 02:33 PM
Chanda 'Homeless' Rubin

Melange
Mar 6th, 2011, 02:48 PM
Nastia or Marion. I want to see them in action.

miffedmax
Mar 6th, 2011, 03:18 PM
Lena, of course. Since Mommy Vera's presence would prevent me from attempting anything too nefarious, I'd also invite one of my friends who owns a salon over and we'd just happen to drop how adorable she'd look with bangs into the conversation about 8,000 times.

Also, we could talk about Russian lit and history.

Finally, if I got drunk enough I'd tell her how much I adore her perfect nose.

JustPetko
Mar 6th, 2011, 04:30 PM
Petkovic and Kimiko :)

Shvedbarilescu
Mar 6th, 2011, 04:35 PM
Kathrin Woerle. She is just such a sweet down to earth girl. Funny, honest, and very easy to talk to. Just a genuinely lovely person in every way.

*JR*
Mar 6th, 2011, 05:04 PM
Probably Patty, so I could get her side of the whole strange story, without anyone else distorting how she sees things. :scratch:

pav
Mar 6th, 2011, 05:09 PM
Ummm.. let me think:scratch:... oh I know :hearts:

nevetssllim
Mar 6th, 2011, 05:14 PM
I think Venus and Amelie would make really nice company. :)

LoLex
Mar 6th, 2011, 05:18 PM
Jankovic and Na Li, both together. I would be laughing my ass off on the floor all the time.

*Nefertiti*
Mar 6th, 2011, 05:22 PM
RAFA NADAL when I am home alone. :cheer:

yes yes yes

AnomyBC
Mar 6th, 2011, 05:40 PM
Damn, I can only pick one? Hmmm... My favorite player is Sharapova, but I'd probably pick Dominika Cibulkova. She's always been really friendly to me when I've seen her at the US Open and she seems like she'd be a really fun person to hang out with. Plus I tweeted her the other day and she tweeted me back, so she gets bonus points for that :)

Also, she's hot and I'm super-attracted to her, so that's a plus as well :)

bjurra
Mar 6th, 2011, 05:43 PM
Vera Z and A-Rad.

bjurra
Mar 6th, 2011, 05:44 PM
Probably Patty, so I could get her side of the whole strange story, without anyone else distorting how she sees things. :scratch:

I was once in the same elevator as Patty. She smelled nice. I never got around to ask her about OJ.

toxina90
Mar 6th, 2011, 08:50 PM
Anastasia Rodnionova and Marion Bartoli ofcourse.

toxina90
Mar 6th, 2011, 08:52 PM
Jankovic and Na Li, both together. I would be laughing my ass off on the floor all the time.

THIS :hearts: It would be the funniest meal ever. Invite Jie too and the cutest :hearts:

*JR*
Mar 6th, 2011, 09:07 PM
I was once in the same elevator as Patty. She smelled nice. I never got around to ask her about OJ.

I didn't only mean that, but why she called her parents Taleban, took up with her (already married) rescuer from OJ guru Harnecker (a Hofmann facing prosecution as a Financial Fraudster) and then let him act as her only steady coach after (he) fired Hu-BEAR (Choudury) in Charleston '03. By phone from SUI, as (since December 2002) the Frankfurt Felon and (since 1999 or 2000) Deadbeat Dad was for then...

Banned...
In the USA
Yes he was banned...
In the USA :devil:

Sammo
Mar 6th, 2011, 09:17 PM
I could do something like SAW but in joke version with Ana Ivanovic, something like putting her a necklace with a chronometer telling her that it has a bomb and that the key for the necklace is in her foot, and then I'd give her a plastic saw :lol:

bjurra
Mar 6th, 2011, 09:24 PM
I didn't only mean that, but why she called her parents Taleban, took up with her (already married) rescuer from OJ guru Harnecker (a Hofmann facing prosecution as a Financial Fraudster) and then let him act as her only steady coach after (he) fired Hu-BEAR (Choudury) in Charleston '03. By phone from SUI, as (since December 2002) the Frankfurt Felon and (since 1999 or 2000) Deadbeat Dad was for then...

Banned...
In the USA
Yes he was banned...
In the USA :devil:

She has talked about publishing some kind of biography. I would read it. :)

zhengjieforever
Mar 6th, 2011, 09:33 PM
THIS :hearts: It would be the funniest meal ever. Invite Jie too and the cutest :hearts:

if you invite jie you have to invite yan too. they are (were) BFFS :)

http://img32.bimg.126.net/photo/8iAvMFbiOXovU-sx_VNYvQ==/3432868815963649441.jpg
http://img32.bimg.126.net/photo/yIz1mZpNeevgpUnihSsqKA==/3432868815963649446.jpg

toxina90
Mar 6th, 2011, 09:40 PM
if you invite jie you have to invite yan too. they are (were) BFFS :)

http://img32.bimg.126.net/photo/8iAvMFbiOXovU-sx_VNYvQ==/3432868815963649441.jpg
http://img32.bimg.126.net/photo/yIz1mZpNeevgpUnihSsqKA==/3432868815963649446.jpg

:hearts: anytime they call I'm ready. Jankovic/Li/Jie/Yan = PARTY :bounce:

zhengjieforever
Mar 6th, 2011, 09:45 PM
:hearts: anytime they call I'm ready. Jankovic/Li/Jie/Yan = PARTY :bounce:

http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v80/195/28/1360080222/n1360080222_30058415_1215.jpg

okay i finally dug this pic up :):) i thought it was very fitting

little jie is the cutest thing ever :hearts:

Sammo
Mar 6th, 2011, 09:47 PM
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v80/195/28/1360080222/n1360080222_30058415_1215.jpg

okay i finally dug this pic up :):) i thought it was very fitting

little jie is the cutest thing ever :hearts:

The three of them look Chinese

zhengjieforever
Mar 6th, 2011, 09:51 PM
The three of them look Chinese

yeah jankovic looks pretty asian in that pic i wouldd agree :lol:

i wonder when this picture was taken and where. i never knew that li and jie knew jankovic

Mary Cherry.
Mar 6th, 2011, 10:30 PM
Petkorazzi, JJ, Pavlyuchenkova or Na.

Imagine the hilarity from any of those :rolls:

toxina90
Mar 6th, 2011, 11:24 PM
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v80/195/28/1360080222/n1360080222_30058415_1215.jpg

okay i finally dug this pic up :):) i thought it was very fitting

little jie is the cutest thing ever :hearts:

:eek: :hearts: I can't believe there's an image of my perfect party in existence! :sad:

They all look so happy together :bounce: BFFs :kiss:

edificio
Mar 6th, 2011, 11:41 PM
Maybe Althea Gibson and Evonne Goolagong. They both, I think, had interesting lives.

pov
Mar 7th, 2011, 12:00 AM
The three of them look Chinese
Yeah. Are you sure that's Jankovic in the photo?

DaMamaJama87
Mar 7th, 2011, 12:57 AM
I would invite these two cuties!
http://i25.tinypic.com/2iqnwxx.jpg

Pops Maellard
Mar 7th, 2011, 01:05 AM
So few would invite a player over for sex. I'm disappointed. :sad:

Bonfire
Mar 7th, 2011, 02:04 AM
John Isner...he can bring Rafa and Novak too:hearts:

But if it's just to like hang out and stuff then Kim and Caro seem like they would be fun

miffedmax
Mar 7th, 2011, 02:30 AM
So few would invite a player over for sex. I'm disappointed. :sad:

Yes, because my life's ambition is to be killed by a middle-aged Russian woman...:rolleyes:

I'm just being realistic.

Caralenko
Mar 7th, 2011, 03:34 AM
This forum is even more shallow than I thought. :lol:

VeeJJ
Mar 7th, 2011, 05:07 AM
^I resent that! Who said having standards was shallow :p Not my fault they are high.

thegreendestiny
Mar 7th, 2011, 05:36 AM
Not mine but I would love to send Serena to my boss's house so she can shove balls to his whiny mouth.

zurich62
Mar 7th, 2011, 08:14 AM
martina hingis the swiss-miss :) :)

http://kawai-hingis.skyrock.com

WozLolz
Mar 7th, 2011, 11:55 AM
I'd love to say Caroline. But the one time I was within 5 feet of her, my knees buckled and I had to go back to my hotel to lie down. :hearts: Her beauty is paralyzing. :inlove: So, I can't invite her. Sorry, Caroline. :hug:

Monica would be another I'd love to have over, but I l:hearts:ve her a lot and would rather not meet her, for fear of being disappointed. :[

So, I'd go for someone funny, who would pose little-to-no chance of paralyzing/disappointing me - Natasha Zvereva. :hearts:

*JR*
Mar 7th, 2011, 01:14 PM
She has talked about publishing some kind of biography. I would read it. :)

Me too, but the website for it (http://www.the-white-mile.ch) ceased to exist about 2 years ago. Tennis-X had a funny piece on it back when, based on the wacky website with the haunted house with a big spider crawling ova it:

http://www.tennis-x.com/xblog/2006-05-04/57.php :tape:

To borrow Mick Jagger's words (the chorus of Beast Of Burden) regarding it ever actually coming out:

Never, never, never, never
NEV-er be ;)

Melange
Mar 7th, 2011, 02:18 PM
This forum is even more shallow than I thought. :lol:

talking about shallow :lol:

Brena
Mar 7th, 2011, 02:26 PM
Vera. to discuss our similar mental problems.

InsideOut.
Mar 7th, 2011, 02:46 PM
I'd love to say Caroline. But the one time I was within 5 feet of her, my knees buckled and I had to go back to my hotel to lie down. :hearts: Her beauty is paralyzing. :inlove: So, I can't invite her. Sorry, Caroline. :hug:

Monica would be another I'd love to have over, but I l:hearts:ve her a lot and would rather not meet her, for fear of being disappointed. :[

So, I'd go for someone funny, who would pose little-to-no chance of paralyzing/disappointing me - Natasha Zvereva. :hearts:

I was once within 2 feet of Caroline and wished her good luck for the 2008 season. :shrug:

MB.
Mar 7th, 2011, 05:58 PM
I'd love to say Caroline. But the one time I was within 5 feet of her, my knees buckled and I had to go back to my hotel to lie down. :hearts: Her beauty is paralyzing.

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p26/12con/hermionelaughing.gif

ChriS.
Mar 7th, 2011, 09:08 PM
martina hingis the swiss-miss :) :)

http://kawai-hingis.skyrock.comI am sure she is available if you have enough cash and Myskina will make up the threesome.

miffedmax
Mar 7th, 2011, 09:19 PM
I am sure she is available if you have enough cash and Myskina will make up the threesome.

And horses.

Lindsayfan32
Mar 8th, 2011, 06:22 AM
Andrea Petkovic is by far the most interesting tennis player on tour who can converse thoughtfully on other matters besides tennis. I believe she would be a lot of fun to talk to.

I'd pick Andrea too. The party would be far from boring. Love to get to know her better. :):bounce: