View Full Version : Quote of Your Day Thread

Mar 2nd, 2011, 01:19 AM
This thread is where us poster's post the best quote of the day we heard. It can be something anyone said to us throughout the day. Friends, family, random conversations you were eavesdropping on :lol: The quote can NOT be a famous one. It has to be something totally original you heard the day you you're posting it. I'll start...

My friend after she took one of her exams:

"I just had a test. Fucked me good." :spit:

Mar 2nd, 2011, 08:02 AM
"Sometimes I wonder about what Piya be, but never doubt in his flair & skills."

my teacher, said about this after I take a photo of sleeping friends :spit:

Mar 2nd, 2011, 09:10 AM
Was doing some volunteering for a conference and had to hand out tickets for a cocktail tonight.

Now, people are calling me Cocktail Guy everywhere. I love it, sums up my life so well!

Mar 2nd, 2011, 09:59 AM
"She has unusually high standards for someone who looks the way she does".

Mar 2nd, 2011, 09:15 PM
"She has unusually high standards for someone who looks the way she does".


A quote similar to this is always present for me. Lol

"The fact that I can't get a basic job because I don't speak Spanish infuriates me."

The Dawntreader
Mar 2nd, 2011, 09:47 PM
'You haven't had a drink today? Are you not trembling yet?'

Mar 2nd, 2011, 11:44 PM
"How am I supposed to function without a bread machine?"


Mar 3rd, 2011, 12:00 AM

"Omg 2000 songs, thats so powerful!"

Mar 4th, 2011, 02:17 PM
"That is really uncalled for". Old bitch cashier lady at the cafeteria at my job said that to me after I did a straddle jump and a Yang Bo jump in the cafeteria. Then she got really pissed off that I only got one tater tot. She's lucky she didn't get dealt with.

Mar 4th, 2011, 02:48 PM
Friend #1: She wacked him in the balls
Friend #2: Does that mean she gave him a handjob?


Super Dave
Mar 4th, 2011, 06:47 PM
I used to give people the benefit of the doubt. Now I just doubt.

-- Me

Mistress of Evil
Mar 4th, 2011, 07:35 PM
"She has unusually high standards for someone who looks the way she does".

So basically the standards are quite low. :kiss:

Mar 4th, 2011, 08:15 PM
"She's poking him in the eye, giving him the double finger"

Mar 4th, 2011, 08:33 PM
"This f*cking store is Pringlesless" :sobbing:

Mar 4th, 2011, 09:55 PM
"Just because it's sunny doesn't mean it's warm" :o

Mar 5th, 2011, 10:32 PM
"I had sex with my boyfriend of 6 years the first night we met."

-Some guy trying to convince me that he didn't just want sex and it was okay to have sex that night.

Mar 6th, 2011, 02:17 AM
"To get them down you have to collect monkey butts, so you drop the monkey butts on power lines."

Mar 7th, 2011, 04:36 AM
^wtf Lol.