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Apoorv
Feb 27th, 2011, 09:38 PM
"Monica Seles is better than Steffi Graf" :devil:

Any more from WTA?

J4m3ka
Feb 27th, 2011, 09:42 PM
The last two slams have asterisks next to them :worship:

Sean.
Feb 27th, 2011, 09:52 PM
"Caroline Wozniacki"

HRHoliviasmith
Feb 27th, 2011, 09:58 PM
"Caroline Wozniacki"

:lol: :lol:

Mynarco
Feb 27th, 2011, 10:00 PM
Pusher

Alex03Maccy
Feb 27th, 2011, 10:00 PM
Real Number 1

Sp!ffy
Feb 27th, 2011, 10:00 PM
The last two slams have asterisks next to them :worship:

:worship::worship::worship::worship:

HRHoliviasmith
Feb 27th, 2011, 10:01 PM
"Question: I keep hearing about admittance to someone cheating me & lying about it after at the French Open? Did she confess finally?"

¤CharlDa¤
Feb 27th, 2011, 10:02 PM
''The Hand''

zhengjieforever
Feb 27th, 2011, 10:13 PM
zheng jie is a fluke who has no place in the top 20. :fiery:

Caipirinha Guy
Feb 27th, 2011, 10:14 PM
zheng jie is a fluke who has no place in the top 20. :fiery:

:hysteric:

zhengjieforever
Feb 27th, 2011, 10:15 PM
:hysteric:

:sad::sad:

little jie is going to win wimbledon this year :o only kidding. i wish :sad:

Sylvester
Feb 27th, 2011, 10:16 PM
"Madusa Slam" :lol:

young_gunner913
Feb 27th, 2011, 10:19 PM
"Who does she think she is, Jankovic?"

Apoleb
Feb 27th, 2011, 10:25 PM
"Justine Henin is was the Federer of the woman's game" :lol:

harloo
Feb 27th, 2011, 10:34 PM
"Monica Seles is better than Steffi Graf" :devil:

Any more from WTA?

Pre-stabbing Monica was about to take over. Steffi got lucky.;)

Srodgers
Feb 27th, 2011, 10:35 PM
"Wozniacki is not a pusher."

KBlade
Feb 27th, 2011, 10:41 PM
Peak Player One would defeat Peak Player Two.

Pump-it-UP
Feb 27th, 2011, 10:44 PM
"_____ is the true #__ "

KBlade
Feb 27th, 2011, 10:45 PM
Jankovic vs Ivanovic, :lol:

Gdsimmons
Feb 27th, 2011, 10:47 PM
Wozniacki deserves to be number one

Apoorv
Feb 27th, 2011, 10:50 PM
Pre-stabbing Monica was about to take over. Steffi got lucky.;)

Hmm, we dont have to actually start a war here :lol:

BTW, I am from Steffi's army :p

harloo
Feb 27th, 2011, 10:51 PM
Hmm, we dont have to actually start a war here :lol:

BTW, I am from Steffi's army :p

You want war? :lol::)

Potato
Feb 27th, 2011, 10:52 PM
___ is better than the WS at ____

Roookie
Feb 27th, 2011, 10:54 PM
Justine > Serena

Apoorv
Feb 27th, 2011, 10:57 PM
You want war? :lol::)

No. After having fought so many of them, I know the end is always chaos. Lets respect the legacy of true champions and leave the history where it belongs, in the past.

Spring Pools
Feb 27th, 2011, 11:04 PM
"Serena shouldn't have been called out for her foot fault in 2009"
"Pusher"
"Ball Basher"
"Wozniacki"
"Sharapova v Ivanovic"
"Henin v Clijsters"

Mary Cherry.
Feb 27th, 2011, 11:06 PM
"I'm gonna get you in the locker room"

Spring Pools
Feb 27th, 2011, 11:07 PM
This is one that would only start a war in this forum.
"I hate Elena Dementieva"

brickhousesupporter
Feb 27th, 2011, 11:09 PM
Justine > Serena
That won't start a war.....it would start a string of gifs, that mock the poster.

Renalicious
Feb 27th, 2011, 11:14 PM
Who is greater, ________ or _________ ?

Apoleb
Feb 27th, 2011, 11:16 PM
That won't start a war.....it would start a string of gifs, that mock the poster.

"Pound for pound, Justine is the greatest athlete of her generation."

AcesHigh
Feb 27th, 2011, 11:17 PM
You only like _________ because you're ____________ .

brickhousesupporter
Feb 27th, 2011, 11:22 PM
"Pound for pound, Justine is the greatest athlete of her generation."
Yes.....that would do it!

JN
Feb 27th, 2011, 11:26 PM
__________ crowds are racist.

zhengjieforever
Feb 27th, 2011, 11:29 PM
atp player ranked 500 in the world can beat the top female players

¤CharlDa¤
Feb 27th, 2011, 11:30 PM
''Mariana Alves''.

Or more recently: ''Kader''

Joana
Feb 27th, 2011, 11:39 PM
"The Williams sisters are not talented, they only hit the ball hard."

"Steffi only stopped dominating because of her father's affairs, she was always going to surpass Monica even without the stabbing."

"Sharapova is not pretty in whatever she wore and she's not the ultimate fashion icon."

Mary Cherry.
Feb 27th, 2011, 11:41 PM
"Some of the tennis girls, they’re sluts. They go with every guy and make such a bad name for themselves – and you don’t want to be known for stuff like that."

the jamierbelyea
Feb 28th, 2011, 12:11 AM
Who is Brie Whitehead? :tape:

Jane Lane
Feb 28th, 2011, 01:17 AM
Adje. Allez.
Kadergate. Mariana and Shino.
:lol:

tennisbum79
Feb 28th, 2011, 01:23 AM
"Once a cheater, always a cheater".
You don't even have to mention a name

MB.
Feb 28th, 2011, 01:36 AM
"As a player, she's okay. As a person, she's horrible."

And anything by C6puja or Vikapower.

moby
Feb 28th, 2011, 02:13 AM
"Most Williams fans only like the Williams sisters because they are black."

"Most Williams haters only hate the Williams sisters because they are black."

égalité
Feb 28th, 2011, 02:15 AM
rome and madrid

VeeJJ
Feb 28th, 2011, 03:52 AM
"Maria Sharapova is the most over-rated player on tour."

Mistress of Evil
Feb 28th, 2011, 03:55 AM
"Who does she think she is, Jankovic?"

nah, it was not like that :bigwave:

"Is her last name, Jankovic?":p

thegreendestiny
Feb 28th, 2011, 03:58 AM
This is one that would only start a war in this forum.
"I hate Elena Dementieva"

Oh you bet there will be blood. :mad:

"Venus is actually better than Serena".

KBlade
Feb 28th, 2011, 03:59 AM
"The Hand"

SwingVolley93
Feb 28th, 2011, 04:36 AM
"Her volleys show hints of jealousy and discrimination"

Mynarco
Feb 28th, 2011, 04:50 AM
danish supporters support Wozniacki because they are both danish

irma
Feb 28th, 2011, 05:05 AM
.......... is the best player of all time

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 28th, 2011, 09:43 AM
If someone would dare to criticize Dementieva or insult her in this thread he/she would be dead meat :haha:

s_j
Feb 28th, 2011, 10:05 AM
2004 Wimbledon final: Maria Sharapova def. Serena Williams 6-1 6-4

brickhousesupporter
Feb 28th, 2011, 10:24 AM
If someone would dare to criticize Dementieva or insult her in this thread he/she would be dead meat :haha:
Not true, I am still here.

MaBaker
Feb 28th, 2011, 10:56 AM
Jankovic vs Ivanovic, :lol:
http://i52.tinypic.com/inaahc.gif

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 28th, 2011, 11:16 AM
Not true, I am still here.

Well there's always an exception honey :angel:

Beny
Feb 28th, 2011, 12:31 PM
Well there's always an exception honey :angel:

Im a Dementieva fan and I dare to critisize her.

And as I Dementieva fan, I havent killed anyone yet :shrug:

Beny
Feb 28th, 2011, 12:32 PM
nah, it was not like that :bigwave:

"Is her last name, Jankovic?":p

Could someone remind me the circumstances of the quote?

I think i missed it at that time, Im not even sure who said it, I guess Maria. But when?where? why? what context..? :shrug:

Patrick345
Feb 28th, 2011, 01:08 PM
Serena Williams is fat.

Venus Williams can only design clothes for blind people.

madmax
Feb 28th, 2011, 01:12 PM
"Maria Sharapova is the most over-rated player on tour."

:fiery: Blasphemy if there ever was one...

miffedmax
Feb 28th, 2011, 02:46 PM
This is one that would only start a war in this forum.
"I hate Elena Dementieva"

There are only three Elena haters in the world, and two of them are illiterate.

Oh you bet there will be blood. :mad:

"Venus is actually better than Serena".

This is so obviously true I don't see why it would cause any arguments.

If someone would dare to criticize Dementieva or insult her in this thread he/she would be dead meat :haha:

She's so adorable.

Not true, I am still here.

As the only literate Dementieva hater in the world, you are actually protected by the Endangered Species Act.

Im a Dementieva fan and I dare to critisize her.

And as I Dementieva fan, I havent killed anyone yet :shrug:

We are allowed to criticize her after all the times she's stomped on our hearts, then made us love her again, then stomped on our hearts, then made us love her again...


Actually, then words that would start an absolute jihad on this board:

_________ has better bangs than Elena Dementieva.

tennisbuddy12
Feb 28th, 2011, 02:47 PM
"The Hand"

Sammo
Feb 28th, 2011, 03:20 PM
Cocaine :mad:

Break My Rapture
Feb 28th, 2011, 03:23 PM
"Wozniacki is like Hingis"

:tape:

Patrick345
Feb 28th, 2011, 03:23 PM
Sol Campbell´s dick.

Sabinator.
Feb 28th, 2011, 03:41 PM
"Question - I keep hearing about an admittance to someone cheating me & lying about it after at the French open? Did she confess finally?"

BuTtErFrEnA
Feb 28th, 2011, 04:02 PM
That won't start a war.....it would start a string of gifs, that mock the poster.

then it would be a gif war :lol:

Monzanator
Feb 28th, 2011, 04:04 PM
Sol Campbell´s dick.

http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/sol-campbell-abuse-415x275.jpg

Could someone remind me the circumstances of the quote?

I think i missed it at that time, Im not even sure who said it, I guess Maria. But when?where? why? what context..? :shrug:

It was when Azarenka took her second full medical timeout during their match in Beijing 2009. Of course Maria went on to win the match :cheer:

brickhousesupporter
Feb 28th, 2011, 04:08 PM
As the only literate Dementieva hater in the world, you are actually protected by the Endangered Species Act.

.
Max, that is where you are wrong. I am not a hater. I just disagree with where her fans want to place her in the annals of tennis history. They keep trying to elevate to positions that her career records do not support.

......also don't like the fact that her fans can't admit that she made several catty comments about the WS. They seem to try and play it off like she did not mean it (second language and other BS).

Nicolás89
Feb 28th, 2011, 04:18 PM
Cocaine :mad:

This. :mad:

Spring Pools
Feb 28th, 2011, 04:37 PM
Max, that is where you are wrong. I am not a hater. I just disagree with where her fans want to place her in the annals of tennis history. They keep trying to elevate to positions that her career records do not support.

......also don't like the fact that her fans can't admit that she made several catty comments about the WS. They seem to try and play it off like she did not mean it (second language and other BS).

What did she say about the Williams Sisters?

cellophane
Feb 28th, 2011, 04:39 PM
And the point of this thread is?

LoveFifteen
Feb 28th, 2011, 04:52 PM
"Wozniacki is like Hingis"

:tape:

:lol: That's what I was going to say. :lol:

How about this one .... shouldn't the Williams sisters get over it and play Indian Wells this year? :scared: :hysteric:

brickhousesupporter
Feb 28th, 2011, 04:55 PM
What did she say about the Williams Sisters?
That is for another thread.

miffedmax
Feb 28th, 2011, 05:07 PM
Max, that is where you are wrong. I am not a hater. I just disagree with where her fans want to place her in the annals of tennis history. They keep trying to elevate to positions that her career records do not support.

......also don't like the fact that her fans can't admit that she made several catty comments about the WS. They seem to try and play it off like she did not mean it (second language and other BS).

Denying Elena's status as the greatest player in history makes you a hater and you know it.;)

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 28th, 2011, 07:07 PM
Im a Dementieva fan and I dare to critisize her.

And as I Dementieva fan, I havent killed anyone yet :shrug:

But most of the users here really appreciate Elena. And I can't see someone escaping with no bad reps from users if he/she criticizes Elena.

Don't tell me you haven't given someone a bad rep here just because he said something bad about Dementieva cause then I wouldn't believe you :rolleyes::angel:

miffedmax
Feb 28th, 2011, 07:18 PM
I never badrepped anyone for criticizing Elena. Criticizing her in public does more damage to your reputation than any mere rep could ever do.

The fact that the bodies of several Dementihaters have been found floating in the Trinity River in the greater Dallas area dressed in old bridesmaid dresses with the word "Bangs" carved into their foreheads is nothing more than a slightly eerie coincidence.

Mary Cherry.
Feb 28th, 2011, 07:18 PM
"Foot fault"

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 28th, 2011, 07:31 PM
I never badrepped anyone for criticizing Elena. Criticizing her in public does more damage to your reputation than any mere rep could ever do.

The fact that the bodies of several Dementihaters have been found floating in the Trinity River in the greater Dallas area dressed in old bridesmaid dresses with the word "Bangs" carved into their foreheads is nothing more than a slightly eerie coincidence.

Why is that? Why does anyone ruin their reputation in public if they insult Elena:rolleyes:.

I accept, she is the only player to have deserved a slam in her career more than anybody else :shrug:. But that doesn't mean she is the GOAT come on :lol:

Hian
Feb 28th, 2011, 07:37 PM
"Wozniacki > Dementieva"

miffedmax
Feb 28th, 2011, 07:58 PM
Why is that? Why does anyone ruin their reputation in public if they insult Elena:rolleyes:.

I accept, she is the only player to have deserved a slam in her career more than anybody else :shrug:. But that doesn't mean she is the GOAT come on :lol:

Elena's divine perfection transcends tennis. Mere titles are not a worthy measure of her graceful splendor and incomparable greatness.

Would you judge a Rembrandt by how much paint he used?

2Black
Feb 28th, 2011, 08:09 PM
Wait, so has this thread turned into a war. LLS

miffedmax
Feb 28th, 2011, 08:15 PM
It's not a war. It's a police action. We must fight the terrorist over there instead of fighting them over here. :p

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 28th, 2011, 08:17 PM
Elena's divine perfection transcends tennis. Mere titles are not a worthy measure of her graceful splendor and incomparable greatness.

Would you judge a Rembrandt by how much paint he used?



:tape::hysteric:

brickhousesupporter
Feb 28th, 2011, 08:22 PM
Elena's divine perfection transcends tennis. Mere titles are not a worthy measure of her graceful splendor and incomparable greatness.

Would you judge a Rembrandt by how much paint he used?
You can say that again......It transcended so much, that it never showed up on a tennis court, when it mattered.

Betty
Feb 28th, 2011, 09:11 PM
Lesbian Henin fell in love with Serena :couple: :happy:

Betty
Feb 28th, 2011, 09:18 PM
Foot Faulth!

gc-spurs
Feb 28th, 2011, 09:22 PM
"WWW (enter grand slam here)"
"lol @ Caro being in the poll"
"lol @ Maria being in the poll"

J4m3ka
Feb 28th, 2011, 09:23 PM
:spit: The Fiona brigade gave me bad reps for the idea that I posted, justifying the reason why I put it in this thread in the first place :spit:

Betty
Feb 28th, 2011, 09:25 PM
I love it :haha:

Cp6uja
Feb 28th, 2011, 10:51 PM
Even Ivanovic

gc-spurs
Mar 1st, 2011, 12:27 AM
Who is greater? _______ or _______?

Setsuna.
Mar 1st, 2011, 02:44 AM
"Lena's Bangs are overrated"

Bonfire
Mar 1st, 2011, 03:28 AM
"Lena Bangs are overrated"

no you didn't:eek::p

VeeJJ
Mar 1st, 2011, 04:34 AM
"Lena Bangs are overrated"

I'll let Max deal with you.

Brena
Mar 2nd, 2011, 11:36 AM
danish supporters support Wozniacki because they are both danish

Both supporters?

Mrs. Dimitrova
Mar 2nd, 2011, 11:46 AM
Wozniacki is fat.

http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00253/91236327_253369s.jpg

selestribe
Mar 2nd, 2011, 01:11 PM
From Dementieva's press conference:

Q: Any predictions on tomorrow's match between sisters?

Dementieva: I mean, I don't know what Richard thinks about it. I think he will decide who's going to win tomorrow.

:devil::haha:

TheHangover
Mar 2nd, 2011, 01:24 PM
serena williams is fat

miffedmax
Mar 2nd, 2011, 02:39 PM
"Lena's Bangs are overrated"

no you didn't:eek::p

I'll let Max deal with you.

http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/5093/2241898392xg1.jpg

http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/81343823.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF8789215ABF3343C02EA548DFF2CD1B4B432915 7BA853D0BB62595A5A1F2EC3D3513B95

http://inlinethumb07.webshots.com/27206/1019561116015057191S425x425Q85.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/stefan_jonas/dementieva.bmp

http://boxmail.biz/constructor/img/200699.jpg

Her bangs are PERFECT and ADORABLE. :hearts: :inlove:

stangtennis
Mar 2nd, 2011, 04:02 PM
Everything starts a war in the general mess forum.

Mary Cherry.
Mar 2nd, 2011, 04:04 PM
Her bangs are* PERFECT and ADORABLE. :hearts: :inlove:

*were

:sad:

Setsuna.
Mar 2nd, 2011, 04:05 PM
Wow! really adorable pics of Lena.:awww:

égalité
Mar 5th, 2011, 12:40 AM
Venus Williams can only design clothes for blind people.

No, a blind person would feel that yellow monstrosity from this year's AO and be like "um no, thanks."

ico4498
Mar 5th, 2011, 12:43 AM
water is wet.

JamieOwen3
Mar 5th, 2011, 02:29 AM
"Beyonce's ass is bigger than JLO's"

Steffi-fan
Mar 11th, 2011, 05:32 AM
.......... is the best player of all time

Irma,you are a genius indeed.

PMBH
Mar 11th, 2011, 05:41 AM
"Beyonce's ass is bigger than JLO's"

I thought that was undisputed?!? That girl got a BIG ass... ;)

SoClose
Mar 11th, 2011, 06:43 AM
Serena is better than Graf
Venus is better than Henin
Sharapova is better than Clijsters