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<Majmun>
Feb 25th, 2011, 07:56 AM
Am I the only one that's straight?

I knew there were heaps of gay people posting here, but more time I spent on this forum, more I'm starting to think I'm the only straight one.

Any others?

Julian.
Feb 25th, 2011, 08:02 AM
Yes, me :wavey::D

NeeemZ
Feb 25th, 2011, 08:47 AM
I'm straight.

Caralenko
Feb 25th, 2011, 08:53 AM
Yes, me :wavey::D

You can't even joke about that with Sharapova in your sig. :sobbing:

Kart
Feb 25th, 2011, 09:00 AM
I can do straight if necessary.

young_gunner913
Feb 25th, 2011, 09:00 AM
Kart, when did you stop being A-Sexual? :eek:

Kart
Feb 25th, 2011, 09:14 AM
Oh that is still an issue - I've been asexual for six days.

Avid Merrion
Feb 25th, 2011, 09:17 AM
Am I the only one that's straight?

I knew there were heaps of gay people posting here, but more time I spent on this forum, more I'm starting to think I'm the only straight one.

Any others?

Yes, you are the only one. Enjoy.

~{X}~
Feb 25th, 2011, 09:18 AM
Oh that is still an issue - I've been asexual for six days.

But Matt says we're supposed to screw. :o:lol:

Payam
Feb 25th, 2011, 09:21 AM
I am straight too, but what do you have against gays? Is it supposed to be a joke or something?

McPie
Feb 25th, 2011, 09:22 AM
still have nowhere to go for me ;)

Kworb
Feb 25th, 2011, 09:25 AM
It's true there are hardly any straight people here. Being straight is abomination and a sin. We don't allow them to get married or give good rep to each other. And their forum access is limited. There are some places here where you can go to pray the straight away, like the Jankovic forum or the Dementieva forum. Don't worry, we will help you overcome it. But don't be surprised if you suddenly find yourself cornered and bad repped to death. In a way you will have brought it on yourself.

Noctis
Feb 25th, 2011, 09:31 AM
^:Spit:

I am straight,
I am here for Ass,Boobs,Blondes,country and bitchy attitudes from Serena and my girls.

<Majmun>
Feb 25th, 2011, 09:34 AM
But Matt says we're supposed to screw. :o:lol:

Dont screw with Administrators or Moderators or you might get a promotion.

Noctis
Feb 25th, 2011, 09:36 AM
These people sell their bodys for promotions

Ryan and Kart,maybe even Canuck :hysteric:

<Majmun>
Feb 25th, 2011, 09:40 AM
These people sell their bodys for promotions

Ryan and Kart,maybe even Canuck :hysteric:

Are you saying that they are knob jockeys?

Kart
Feb 25th, 2011, 09:44 AM
These people sell their bodys for promotions

Ryan and Kart,maybe even Canuck :hysteric:
For the record, this is not true.

Personally, I offered to sell but no one would buy :rolleyes:.

Ryan and Canuck, on the other hand, have standards.

<Majmun>
Feb 25th, 2011, 10:00 AM
^:Spit:

I am straight,
I am here for Ass,Boobs,Blondes,country and bitchy attitudes from Serena and my girls.

Brunettes > Blondes , Boobs > Ass

Just Do It
Feb 25th, 2011, 10:03 AM
Yes, me :wavey::D

How can anyone obsessed with Kris Allen be str8 ?

ivanban
Feb 25th, 2011, 10:12 AM
How can anyone obsessed with Kris Allen be str8 ?

:devil:

The 2nd Law
Feb 25th, 2011, 10:12 AM
:wavey:

ElusiveChanteuse
Feb 25th, 2011, 10:23 AM
How can anyone obsessed with Kris Allen be str8 ?

:lol:

ivanban
Feb 25th, 2011, 10:26 AM
How can anyone obsessed with Kris Allen be str8 ?

Maybe he can be gay "only" for Kris and Rawdick :confused:

Julian.
Feb 25th, 2011, 11:54 AM
How can anyone obsessed with Kris Allen be str8 ?

Yes, they can if they are girls :rolls:


and I can't believe some people here still take that post I made seriously when it is so obvious I'm not straight :spit:

The Dawntreader
Feb 25th, 2011, 12:36 PM
I'm the straightest poster on this forum obviously:spit:

miffedmax
Feb 25th, 2011, 04:30 PM
I'm straight, but my brother tells me I have a recessed gay gene, an assessment I think many of my friends/associates/fellow fans around here probably agree with.

Super Dave
Feb 25th, 2011, 04:59 PM
Am I the only one that's straight?

No

~{X}~
Feb 25th, 2011, 05:02 PM
So having sex gets you a promotion huh... interesting.

Oh and I have tried to have Ryan, he is stubbornly heterosexual, its quite a nuisance. :haha:

pov
Feb 25th, 2011, 05:08 PM
Am I the only one that's straight?

I knew there were heaps of gay people posting here, but more time I spent on this forum, more I'm starting to think I'm the only straight one.

Any others?
:lol:

Here's a thread that may help you out: http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=393809&highlight=sexuality

germex
Feb 26th, 2011, 01:37 AM
I'm straight, but my brother tells me I have a recessed gay gene, an assessment I think many of my friends/associates/fellow fans around here probably agree with.

I was gonna say we all have a little gay inside, but somehow it does not sound right. . .

Anyway add me to the straight count, for whatever reason it is done.

Ryan
Feb 26th, 2011, 02:00 AM
So having sex gets you a promotion huh... interesting.

Oh and I have tried to have Ryan, he is stubbornly heterosexual, its quite a nuisance. :haha:




You wouldn't believe the amount of muff I have to service just to stay a Mod.


I like the muff though. And boobs.

~{X}~
Feb 26th, 2011, 02:08 AM
You wouldn't believe the amount of muff I have to service just to stay a Mod.


I like the muff though. And boobs.


No wonder your breath smelled suspect last time we chatted, was a mix of fish, cheese and musk. :tape:

And which uhhh which muff and boobs do you uhh service?

Scandalous. :hearts:

<Majmun>
Feb 26th, 2011, 03:56 AM
You wouldn't believe the amount of muff I have to service just to stay a Mod.


I like the muff though. And boobs.

It's not easy servicing all that muff just to stay a mod. My symphaties go out to you. Stay strong.

Crazy Canuck
Feb 26th, 2011, 05:43 AM
Not only are you the only straight person on this board, but you are the only straight person on the entire Internet.

This must be very exciting for you.

Optima
Feb 26th, 2011, 05:46 AM
Oh, the internet.

<Majmun>
Feb 26th, 2011, 09:49 AM
Yes, me :wavey::D

You lied!

I hope you dont see a penis for a whole year.

Certinfy
Feb 26th, 2011, 11:25 AM
I am :) Finally realised who I really am.

McPie
Feb 26th, 2011, 11:30 AM
I am :) Finally realised who I really am.

I believe you are straight long ago :lol:

Certinfy
Feb 26th, 2011, 12:07 PM
I believe you are straight long ago :lol:
Na, I said I was straight when I was still wondering who I kinda was. Now I definitely know I'm straight though :)

McPie
Feb 26th, 2011, 12:16 PM
but that doesn't changed any fact that you are straight :lol:

Julian.
Feb 26th, 2011, 12:44 PM
You lied!

I hope you dont see a penis for a whole year.

:rolls: That is impossible to happen though as I have one myself :spit:

miffedmax
Feb 26th, 2011, 12:49 PM
I believe you are straight long ago :lol:

I understand there's an increasing body of evidence straight people are born that way. :eek:

Six Feet Under
Feb 26th, 2011, 12:54 PM
This thread :sobbing:

According to the "Sexuality" Poll, there are a fair chunk of straight people on here, but it doesnt seem that way :lol:

Just Do It
Feb 26th, 2011, 02:04 PM
This thread :sobbing:

According to the "Sexuality" Poll, there are a fair chunk of straight people on here, but it doesnt seem that way :lol:

Because they are all in the closet.

NyCPsU
Feb 26th, 2011, 02:32 PM
:wavey:

There are a few of us. You just have to search. :p

~{X}~
Feb 26th, 2011, 04:27 PM
Yes CJ here is another I have gunned for but he like Ryan is stubbornly heterosexual. :lol:

I :hearts: my straights. :lol:

Ryan
Feb 26th, 2011, 04:37 PM
Yes CJ here is another I have gunned for but he like Ryan is stubbornly heterosexual. :lol:

I :hearts: my straights. :lol:



He and I should form a support group. :tape:

~{X}~
Feb 26th, 2011, 04:46 PM
:o

You and him together, don't give me such delicious thoughts. :haha: ;)

Nicolás89
Feb 27th, 2011, 12:29 AM
I don't get it. Is this a complain, hate or coming out thread? :confused:

Julian.
Feb 27th, 2011, 12:40 AM
^ One thing for sure, this has become a joke thread :sobbing:

JN
Feb 27th, 2011, 01:17 AM
Straight... which leads me to ask, why are all the smileys so gay?

~{X}~
Feb 27th, 2011, 01:23 AM
Because even smileys want to be fabulous. ;)

<Majmun>
Feb 27th, 2011, 02:32 AM
Because even smileys want to be fabulous. ;)

Shouldn't they have a little rainbow on top of them in order to make them fabulous?

~{X}~
Feb 27th, 2011, 02:48 AM
Rainbows would be a good idea haha.

They are fabulous in their own right without such! ;)

<Majmun>
Feb 27th, 2011, 02:58 AM
Rainbows would be a good idea haha.

They are fabulous in their own right without such! ;)

Going by that, every time I add a smiley to my post I'm adding something fabulous?

~{X}~
Feb 27th, 2011, 03:02 AM
Even straight men need to have a touch of fabulous in their lives. So you are Serbian... I'm half Croatian, been a while since I've been on that side of the world, 12 years in fact!

Probably should revisit. :lol:

<Majmun>
Feb 27th, 2011, 03:18 AM
Even straight men need to have a touch of fabulous in their lives. So you are Serbian... I'm half Croatian, been a while since I've been on that side of the world, 12 years in fact!

Probably should revisit. :lol:

I'm going to join CJ and Ryans support group if you come over here.

delicatecutter
Feb 27th, 2011, 03:20 AM
:hysteric:

~{X}~
Feb 27th, 2011, 03:23 AM
I'm going to join CJ and Ryans support group if you come over here.

:haha: :spit:

Now who says I would even be attracted to you enough to pursue anything? :p:lol:

delicatecutter
Feb 27th, 2011, 03:25 AM
:haha: :spit:

Now who says I would even be attracted to you enough to pursue anything? :p:lol:

I do. Sweetie, you aren't known for having the highest standards. I can't be the only one who remembers your virginity story. :hug:

~{X}~
Feb 27th, 2011, 03:25 AM
I do. Sweetie, you aren't known for having the highest standards. :hug:

Oh? And who have I gone after that isn't up to the highest of standards, please do tell.

And are you calling him ugly indirectly?:o

~{X}~
Feb 27th, 2011, 03:26 AM
I do. Sweetie, you aren't known for having the highest standards. I can't be the only one who remembers your virginity story. :hug:

The virginity story... why must you bring that up again. :tape::lol::lol::lol::lol:

delicatecutter
Feb 27th, 2011, 03:32 AM
No comment. I'm just saying you aren't the most picky person. :hug:

<Majmun>
Feb 27th, 2011, 03:32 AM
The virginity story... why must you bring that up again. :tape::lol::lol::lol::lol:

The only reason why I'm not going to go MR T on your ass is because you added so many smilies to the post that you made it fabulous.

What's with the virginity story?

~{X}~
Feb 27th, 2011, 03:33 AM
Well atleast I have the option of having or not having it.

~{X}~
Feb 27th, 2011, 03:34 AM
The only reason why I'm not going to go MR T on your ass is because you added so many smilies to the post that you made it fabulous.

What's with the virginity story?

Oh god you don't wanna know. :lol:

I mean its so tragic yet so funny now that I look back on it. :o:lol:

<Majmun>
Feb 27th, 2011, 03:36 AM
Oh god you don't wanna know. :lol:

I mean its so tragic yet so funny now that I look back on it. :o:lol:

Like this thread? or even more tragic?

~{X}~
Feb 27th, 2011, 03:37 AM
Like this thread? or even more tragic?

More tragic. If you really wanna know it, I can either PM you the story or... we can chat on MSN/Skype, whatever. :lol:

<Majmun>
Feb 27th, 2011, 03:40 AM
More tragic. If you really wanna know it, I can either PM you the story or... we can chat on MSN/Skype, whatever. :lol:

It's ok, i dont want to know the details.

You got any brunnete friends with 40DD bust that want to chat?

~{X}~
Feb 27th, 2011, 03:41 AM
Hmm... I do but she's a 38D natural, sorry she's taken though. :sad:

delicatecutter
Feb 27th, 2011, 03:42 AM
:sobbing:

<Majmun>
Feb 27th, 2011, 03:46 AM
Hmm... I do but she's a 38D natural, sorry she's taken though. :sad:

:rain:

~{X}~
Feb 27th, 2011, 03:48 AM
Need a tissue? I'm sure there are plenty of girls where you are for you? Why not go out and play?

<Majmun>
Feb 27th, 2011, 03:54 AM
Need a tissue? I'm sure there are plenty of girls where you are for you? Why not go out and play?

I do, but beside work and paying of my appartment i dont go out as much as before.

northern lad
Feb 27th, 2011, 03:56 AM
this thread is such a mess :sobbing:

~{X}~
Feb 27th, 2011, 03:59 AM
This thread is no mess, its amazing.

Aww well don't worry my Serbian hetero friend, I am sure you'll get some eventually. Maybe you just have a dry spell going? :lol:

<Majmun>
Feb 27th, 2011, 04:03 AM
This thread is no mess, its amazing.

Aww well don't worry my Serbian hetero friend, I am sure you'll get some eventually. Maybe you just have a dry spell going? :lol:

are you applying that i turned into you?

~{X}~
Feb 27th, 2011, 04:08 AM
are you applying that i turned into you?

What do you mean?

<Majmun>
Feb 27th, 2011, 04:09 AM
What do you mean?

With that dry spell you mentioned ? Since every 2nd post you want to hump someone.

~{X}~
Feb 27th, 2011, 04:11 AM
With that dry spell you mentioned ? Since every 2nd post you want to hump someone.

Well actually see I'm a bottom so I don't hump anyone, they hump me and I'm not going through any dry spell actually. And I actually don't believe I have tried to hump anyone here in the last few posts have I? ;)

<Majmun>
Feb 27th, 2011, 04:13 AM
Well actually see I'm a bottom so I don't hump anyone, they hump me and I'm not going through any dry spell actually. And I actually don't believe I have tried to hump anyone here in the last few posts have I? ;)

You are humping my thread as we speak

~{X}~
Feb 27th, 2011, 04:16 AM
So then you must be humping back huh?

<Majmun>
Feb 27th, 2011, 04:20 AM
So then you must be humping back huh?

I can't hump it back , it's already humped to oblivion.

~{X}~
Feb 27th, 2011, 04:21 AM
Shame... :lol:

hellas719
Feb 27th, 2011, 04:49 AM
I'm straight ;)

Gdsimmons
Feb 27th, 2011, 05:17 AM
Another member of the hetero genus. Are we like an endangered species or something?

McPie
Feb 27th, 2011, 05:36 AM
I remember that I talked to someone from this forum (I won't tell you who :p) that if they wanna throw a TF Party in Thailand, it should held on Pattaya

coz they both are full of Gs :haha:

Six Feet Under
Feb 27th, 2011, 06:45 AM
It's ok, i dont want to know the details.

You got any brunnete friends with 40DD bust that want to chat?

Zamboni :sobbing:

McPie
Feb 27th, 2011, 09:45 AM
^ :haha:

miffedmax
Feb 27th, 2011, 01:11 PM
this thread is such a mess :sobbing:

On TF, that's not a matter of if, it's a matter of when.

Barrie_Dude
Feb 27th, 2011, 01:26 PM
Well actually see I'm a bottom so I don't hump anyone, they hump me and I'm not going through any dry spell actually. And I actually don't believe I have tried to hump anyone here in the last few posts have I? ;)
Oh Please! You are ALWAYS trying to hump someones leg! :haha: :happy: :haha: :happy: :haha:

~{X}~
Feb 27th, 2011, 04:57 PM
Just knew it was a matter of time till Barrie was in here polluting the thread. :o :lol:

Noctis
Feb 27th, 2011, 05:04 PM
Barrie is the source of disturbannce in threads like this :spit:

Barrie_Dude
Feb 27th, 2011, 06:31 PM
Just knew it was a matter of time till Barrie was in here polluting the thread. :o :lol:
Me? :haha: No way! I am just telling the truth about you, SlutBoi! :happy:

Barrie_Dude
Feb 27th, 2011, 06:32 PM
Barrie is the voice of reason in threads like this :spit:
I am sure that this is what you really mean! ;)

~{X}~
Feb 27th, 2011, 06:45 PM
Me? :haha: No way! I am just telling the truth about you, SlutBoi! :happy:

Whatevs. :lol:

Safe-From-Harm
Feb 27th, 2011, 06:59 PM
I must say I did not expect this question from You.
Why do you care? :lol:
Anyway, I was also surprised that this forum has lot of gays, but I dont have something against it.
So, If you are making some statistic lists/ I am straight.

Noctis
Feb 28th, 2011, 01:18 AM
I am sure that this is what you really mean! ;)

yh ok probaly :)