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claypova
Feb 9th, 2011, 01:01 PM
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Let the Bitching Begin!

Mary Cherry.
Feb 9th, 2011, 02:34 PM
@LauraRobson

Preparing for the 2011 season. Taking these sluts down one by one.

Sharapovian
Feb 9th, 2011, 02:38 PM
Facebook

Maria Sharapova Hello everyone, I'd like to welcome you all to the Left or Right? Tour. Hopefully it will be a success and everyone will have fun :yeah:

Six Feet Under
Feb 9th, 2011, 10:00 PM
@LauraRobson: Your a slut.
@MariaSharapova: Your a mess, and also a married slut.

Facebook
Marion Bartoli: I like chose to save the LORT coz i was just like i just felt sorry for all these bitches having no competition. I'll let them win some of the smaller tournaments, because im a nice person. But i plan on winning all the big tournaments, for the prize money, you know..

claypova
Feb 19th, 2011, 06:30 AM
@LauraRobson: Your a slut.
@MariaSharapova: Your a mess, and also a married slut.

Facebook
Marion Bartoli: I like chose to save the LORT coz i was just like i just felt sorry for all these bitches having no competition. I'll let them win some of the smaller tournaments, because im a nice person. But i plan on winning all the big tournaments, for the prize money, you know..

she retires before she even plays 1 match :happy:

remember, you can get bonuses for writing articles *hint*

Miracle Worker
Feb 19th, 2011, 11:21 AM
Oh, oh... Another slut-calling-other-player-slut :eek:

Sharapovian
Feb 19th, 2011, 02:18 PM
Facebook

Maria Sharapova Hey everyone, at the moment I'm playing an exhibition in Estacada. I won 2 of my matches, lost one of them, but still I will go through to the quarters. I will play against Maria Kirilenko, so that will be a tough match. I've never ever been to this city before and I must say it is pretty nice.

claypova
Feb 19th, 2011, 10:13 PM
Facebook

Maria Sharapova Hey everyone, at the moment I'm playing an exhibition in Estacada. I won 2 of my matches, lost one of them, but still I will go through to the quarters. I will play against Maria Kirilenko, so that will be a tough match. I've never ever been to this city before and I must say it is pretty nice.

*like* :sobbing:

would you mind telling me where it is? :p;)

Sharapovian
Feb 19th, 2011, 10:18 PM
*like* :sobbing:

would you mind telling me where it is? :p;)

in America :p

claypova
Feb 19th, 2011, 10:18 PM
more specific ......

Sharapovian
Feb 19th, 2011, 10:24 PM
more specific ......
You've heard it before :o

Estacada is a city in Clackamas County, Oregon, United States, about 30 miles southeast of Portland.

:spit:

claypova
Feb 19th, 2011, 10:26 PM
oh, i didn't know :sobbing:

Sharapovian
Feb 19th, 2011, 10:28 PM
Oh I thought you seen the exho thread :lol:

anyway do you think should Sharapova have twitter here? she doesn't in real life :p

claypova
Feb 19th, 2011, 10:29 PM
she can if she wants to :lol:;p

claypova
Feb 21st, 2011, 09:47 AM
ANNOUNCEMENT:

All players in Acapulco are to take care. Crime there is absolutely disgusting. People are getting beheaded and hacked to death, and I advise that players should take care, and stay in hotel at all times. Do NOT NOT NOT take taxis, as they are getting targeted by the gangs. Do NOT talk to masked men who are holding knives and guns.

Please take care, however, it has been advised by the Mexican Government that the tournament is safe to go on.

Shafanovic.
Feb 22nd, 2011, 07:14 AM
Shafanovic - The tournament in Doha is going to go off! @MariaSharapova leads the field and faces @DinaraSafina first round. @YaninaWickmayer had a wall fall on her leg :unsure: and @SerenaWilliams takes her spot. :)

claypova
Feb 22nd, 2011, 07:28 AM
:hysteric:

Shafanovic.
Feb 23rd, 2011, 01:29 PM
Shafanovic - Doha Day 1 suspended due to rain. @BJovanovski plane can't come into Qatar. Maybe replaced by @YaninaWickmayer who's having a miraculous recovery.

Lachy
Feb 24th, 2011, 07:59 AM
Admin_Acapulco: Semifinal lineup for Acapulco is looking strong indeed. Can @MDomachowska continue her run? Or will @KClijsters wipe up the rest of the field?

Shafanovic.
Feb 24th, 2011, 08:56 AM
Shafanovic - After a late start to day 1, we had an awesome day with favourite @MariaSharapova winning in 3 sets And @SerenaWilliams shows her form by also going through to the Quarterfinals. Looking forward to Day 2 :)

Shafanovic.
Feb 26th, 2011, 11:00 PM
Shafanovic - Congrats @SabineLisicki on winning the Qatar Ladies Open and getting the first number 1 spot :)

Kəv.
Feb 27th, 2011, 12:12 AM
JarkaGroth:
Moved my schedule to Monterrey instead of KL because my name wasn't on the list :ras:

claypova
Feb 27th, 2011, 12:14 AM
claypova: Jarmila enters Monterrey, and draws the number 1 seed :sobbing:

Shafanovic.
Feb 27th, 2011, 12:23 AM
JarkaGroth:
Moved my schedule to Monterrey instead of KL because my name wasn't on the list :ras:

:lol:

Kəv.
Feb 27th, 2011, 02:09 AM
JarkaGroth:
Im going to be so jetlagged. !!

claypova
Mar 5th, 2011, 11:21 PM
Rankings update:

If Polona Hercog wins Kuala Lumpur, then Arantxa Rus and Marta Domachowska will be sharing next week's number 1 position (and Polona will be number 3, pushing Sabine Lisicki down to 4).

If Marta Domachowska wins, she will be number 1, Rus will move to number 2, Lisicki will drop to number 3 and Hercog will rise to number 4.

Rounding out top 5 is Maria Sharapova :yeah:

claypova
Mar 21st, 2011, 03:03 AM
miami thread open soon please :)

Ralph214
Mar 21st, 2011, 04:54 AM
I guess Miami will not start until Wednesday? :)

Shivank17
Mar 27th, 2011, 01:14 PM
VeraZvonareva:
Oh,it's so tough to find a doubles partner,when you join after the Singles draw is made. :o :help:

Ralph214
Mar 28th, 2011, 07:02 AM
Hi everyone!

I am having a good massage here in Miami before my match with somebody named Ana. You see, I had to carry some extra luggage because I'll be here for a while ;)

My arm is a little stretched now. Too bad my mother isn't here to help carry my things ...

Looking forward for your support!


Loves you,
JJ :kiss:

Shivank17
Mar 28th, 2011, 08:09 AM
Vera Zvonareva-
Hi guys,won my first round match here in Miami. :cheer:
Finally found a doubles partner as well-Polona Hercog. :bounce:
Playing No.5 seed Serena Williams in the next round,will be a very tough match,but I am ready for it.

claypova
Apr 3rd, 2011, 01:33 PM
That's the link to the LoRT forum. :rolleyes:
I really think there should be doubles in all Premier tournaments at least. :shrug:

but there will be not enough players in each tourament for a doubles draw

Shivank17
Apr 3rd, 2011, 01:38 PM
I think you are right. :shrug:
how many minimum teams do we need? to start a doubles tournament?

claypova
Apr 3rd, 2011, 01:41 PM
6-8 i guess :lol:

Shivank17
Apr 3rd, 2011, 01:47 PM
How many teams were there in Indianwells? :p :rolleyes: :cool:

claypova
Apr 4th, 2011, 03:28 AM
there 6 were teams. :)

Shafanovic.
Apr 5th, 2011, 12:55 PM
FamilyCircleCup:
Draw has been released!! Possible 2nd round match between Miami finalist @VeraZvonareva and @JarkaGroth

Kəv.
Apr 7th, 2011, 11:51 AM
JarkaGroth:
I have heard that Marta is threw to the final in Marbella :(, i will never claim that no.1 spot.

Miracle Worker
Apr 7th, 2011, 11:55 AM
Marta Domachowska

I've heard that Jarka's avoiding real competition with me and plays Estoril instead of Stuttgart. It's good for Estoril - they will have number 1 and 2 there.

Kəv.
Apr 7th, 2011, 11:57 AM
JarkaGroth:
Ive just heard some news Marta is stalking me to Estoril :sobbing:

claypova
Apr 7th, 2011, 12:00 PM
oh finally, something interesting is happening in LORT :oh::drool:

Miracle Worker
Apr 7th, 2011, 01:03 PM
Marta Domachowska

@Polona. My paycheck told me something different.

http://img816.imageshack.us/img816/7678/paycheck.jpg

claypova
Apr 9th, 2011, 12:42 PM
the signature looks rather dodgy :[

Ralph214
Apr 10th, 2011, 07:56 PM
JJankovic:

Hi everyone, there's heavy rain in Charleston today so I can't battle with my BFF Serena! So we played Top Spin 3 in my royal hotel room and I won 6-0 6-0 ;)

Had so much fun today! Serena was visibly upset ... Sorry, but did you really expect to win there?! :lol:

Everyone please wish me luck tomorrow. It will be a very tough match. :)

Loves you,
JJ

Kəv.
Apr 11th, 2011, 06:17 AM
JarkaGroth:
Delay at Charleston, #Marta Domachowska is already waiting for me there at Fes.

Shafanovic.
Apr 11th, 2011, 06:20 AM
:lol:

Kəv.
Apr 11th, 2011, 06:31 AM
JarkaGroth:
Bad lose to Team Slut partner Laura Robson, off to Fes ! Marta pick me up at the airport ;)

claypova
Apr 11th, 2011, 07:16 AM
some changes in the rankings this week :eek:

- MartaGOAT spends her 6th week at number 1 :bowdown:

- top 3 remain the same, Rus and Hercog switch places.

- Rena stays at 6th, Laura and Jelena break into top 10, placing 7th and 8th :worship:

- GOAT PC and Kirilenko on the verge of falling outside top 10 :unsure:

- Keothavong and Sharapova out of top 10 for first time :tears:)

Kəv.
Apr 11th, 2011, 07:25 AM
JarkaGroth:
Arrived in Fes, woah that was quick :eek: I see no Marta, MARTA WHERE ARE YOU!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PICK ME UP HERE!!

claypova
Apr 11th, 2011, 07:28 AM
claypova_twitter: @JarkaGroth: what are you doing in Fes so soon? :confused: Fes starts on the 18th :[

Shafanovic.
Apr 11th, 2011, 08:13 AM
Superficial_Twitter:
#LoRT has opened a new thread to get to know the coaches and the runners better. Everyone participate. :)

Miracle Worker
Apr 11th, 2011, 08:56 AM
Marta Domachowska

I sensed that someone was calling me. But it was only Groth.... She is in Fes :silly: Probably she doesn't know about political problems in Morocco....

I'm planning to use my private plane to flight to Fes from Marbella only on my matches. I feel I don't have spend there more time.

Kəv.
Apr 11th, 2011, 10:23 AM
JarkaGroth:
@claypova_twitter: I need to get used to the weather :cool:
@Marta Domachowska: Help im stuck in a protest.

Miracle Worker
Apr 11th, 2011, 10:30 AM
Marta Domachowska

@JarkaGroth: Remember one thing Jarka. You have to do the same things as crowd does. It's your only chance. I send my plane to help you. But heaven, WTF I'm doing this???

Kəv.
Apr 11th, 2011, 10:35 AM
JarkaGroth:

@Marta Domachowska: I am ;), but people are squishing. Some really fat boys here :rolleyes:

Miracle Worker
Apr 11th, 2011, 10:40 AM
Marta Domachowska

I forgot to tell you, that because of global economic crisis you will have to pay for fuel.

Kəv.
Apr 11th, 2011, 11:13 AM
JarkaGroth:

@Marta Domachowska: :o, the accomadation stinks here, i have such a shitty hotel room.

Lachy
Apr 11th, 2011, 11:21 AM
Fes_Admin: Anyone up for waterbombing @JarkaGroth? Come down to the stadium today and whoever manages to hit her the most times wins two tickets to the Fes final!

Miracle Worker
Apr 11th, 2011, 11:23 AM
Marta Domachowska

I'm on my way. I will waterbomb her from air :kiss:

Kəv.
Apr 11th, 2011, 11:24 AM
JarkaGroth:
Im sooo in, Marta your not even in Fes yet :lol:

Kəv.
Apr 11th, 2011, 11:25 AM
JarkaGroth:
@Fes_Admin: What if Me and Marta win and we both reach the final? :unsure:

Lachy
Apr 11th, 2011, 11:26 AM
:lol:

Miracle Worker
Apr 11th, 2011, 11:27 AM
Marta Domachowska

I'm right now above Gibraltar. Don't worry. I will be on time.

Sharapovian
Apr 11th, 2011, 12:22 PM
Maria Sharapova:

Disappointing few weeks for me, but I am trying to make some small changes in my game and it is going to take time. I know all my hard work the past 2 months is going to pay off down the road. I am off to Stuttgart to get some work done.

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Maria+Sharapova+Sony+Ericsson+Open+g2jU146lYHbl.jp g


'I edited one of Maria's real messages slightly' :o

claypova
Apr 11th, 2011, 02:03 PM
so there are 4 players participating in Estoril. Shall we just cancel the tournmanet and make a full one in Stuttgart?

Sharapovian
Apr 11th, 2011, 02:13 PM
so there are 4 players participating in Estoril. Shall we just cancel the tournmanet and make a full one in Stuttgart?

If there's no difference in ranking points then I might change :p

BTW Brussels, Is that worth more than Strasbourg? (I'm not sure if I should change that too)

claypova
Apr 11th, 2011, 02:19 PM
brussels > strasbourg ;)

Miracle Worker
Apr 11th, 2011, 02:21 PM
so there are 4 players participating in Estoril. Shall we just cancel the tournmanet and make a full one in Stuttgart?

For me it's not problem...

I mean - no problem to play in Stuttgart instead of Estoril.

Mary Cherry.
Apr 11th, 2011, 06:40 PM
so there are 4 players participating in Estoril. Shall we just cancel the tournmanet and make a full one in Stuttgart?

Laura says keep Estoril. There's less sluts to deal with in Portugal.

Mary Cherry.
Apr 11th, 2011, 06:46 PM
This this this this !! :inlove:

But Jarka is there. :sobbing:

Laura & Jarka can discuss Team Slut strategies for the next doubles tournament :devil: and then go to the famous Casino in Estoril and lose all the money we won in Miami :lol:

@JarkaGroth you with me? :cheer:

Miracle Worker
Apr 11th, 2011, 06:47 PM
Wait, wait...

If tournament in Estoril stay in calendar, Marta will play there too...

Mary Cherry.
Apr 11th, 2011, 09:00 PM
I'm in :lol:

Sharapovian
Apr 11th, 2011, 09:03 PM
Sounds good :yeah:

Kəv.
Apr 11th, 2011, 10:01 PM
JarkaGroth:
:hysteric: I flew to Fes thinking the tournament was there, but now i realised that the tournament is in Estoril. :o

Shafanovic.
Apr 11th, 2011, 11:36 PM
Superficial_Twitter:
Would anyone be interested in a Fed Cup sort of thing? But we'd put you into groups of 4 instead of playing for countries. But you don't get to choose your team mates.

claypova
Apr 12th, 2011, 02:02 AM
Could we have exhibition final doubles in Estoril.

Groth/Robson vs. Domachowska/Hercog.

Umpire : Maria Sharapova.

Anybody interested?

but Maria Sharapova will be in Stuttgart :[

Sharapovian
Apr 12th, 2011, 02:04 AM
but Maria Sharapova will be in Stuttgart :[

It's just umpiring :p

and she will probably lose early anyway - if not though can't she go to Estoril for one day?

claypova
Apr 12th, 2011, 02:08 AM
:shrug: up to her, Superficial. will be the reserve umpire :oh:

i'm about to post the entry lists for the next 2 tournies. If anyone wants to change from Stuttgart to Estoril let me know :)

Sharapovian
Apr 12th, 2011, 02:11 AM
She can be like Caro traveling to places in one day :lol:

Shafanovic.
Apr 12th, 2011, 03:04 AM
In the statistics thread. Best beatdowns, for one of them you wrote Laura Robson def. Laura Robson ;)

Kəv.
Apr 12th, 2011, 11:17 AM
JarkaGroth:
I took the wrong flight and went from Fes to Japan, now i have radiation in me and i cant get out of Japan .

Miracle Worker
Apr 12th, 2011, 01:09 PM
Marta Domachowska

Who cares Jarka? Always you can play doubles in 10K... Maybe you will receive WC to play there...

Mary Cherry.
Apr 12th, 2011, 01:56 PM
In the statistics thread. Best beatdowns, for one of them you wrote Laura Robson def. Laura Robson ;)

To be honest, Laura is quite capable of beating herself.

JarkaGroth:
I took the wrong flight and went from Fes to Japan, now i have radiation in me and i cant get out of Japan .

:hysteric:

Kəv.
Apr 12th, 2011, 09:30 PM
JarkaGroth:
But i cant get out of Japan, im stuck here, they won't let me on the plane.

Miracle Worker
Apr 12th, 2011, 09:38 PM
Marta Domachowska

You can play 10K in Japan. Due to radiation is now bigger in Japan than ever you should stay there. I won't send my private plane to Japan, but I can talk with my friends in Russia, maybe they will be able to use submarine to help you.

Shivank17
Apr 13th, 2011, 08:25 AM
Marta Domachowska owns a private jet? :lol: :p :rolls::rolls::haha:

Kəv.
Apr 13th, 2011, 10:21 AM
^^ And won't get Jarka out of Japan with it.

Miracle Worker
Apr 13th, 2011, 10:41 AM
Marta Domachowska

My friends from Russia told me that they would help you without problems. But you're rude, so you can stay there.

We're Turkish airlines, we're globally yours...

Kəv.
Apr 13th, 2011, 10:44 AM
JarkaGroth
@Marta Domachowska: O: How am i rude?

Miracle Worker
Apr 13th, 2011, 10:52 AM
Marta Domachowska

I won't send my private jet to Japan due to radiation. I offered you some help, and now you're complaining about I won't send my plane there. So you can stay in Japan, I will grab another title and everyone would be happy.

Kəv.
Apr 13th, 2011, 11:03 AM
JarkaGroth:
@Marta Domachowska
1st : You won't send your jet there because your mean.
2nd : You never offered help
3rd : Im not complaining
4th : I booked a ticket to Estoril flying Air Asia
5th : No you won't grab a title because i will be in Estoril soon
6th : No one will be happy!

Miracle Worker
Apr 13th, 2011, 11:07 AM
Marta Domachowska

I offered help. My friend wanted help you, but you said no. They even said that they don't afraid of any radiation cause they Russian men, but OK. Do what you want. I hope you won't wake up in Madagascar tomorrow.

Kəv.
Apr 13th, 2011, 11:34 AM
JarkaGroth:
You never offered help :p, here i am looking at my ticket and it says Esto.... Estonia!!! :eek: :sobbing: Flying to Estonia now , atleast im closer.

Miracle Worker
Apr 13th, 2011, 11:57 AM
Marta Domachowska

You should check your ticker one more time. Maybe you're wrong again? Maybe you bought ticket for Estonian Airlines and you go now to South America?

Kəv.
Apr 13th, 2011, 09:59 PM
JarkaGroth
No i go too Estonia now :cool:

Shivank17
Apr 14th, 2011, 01:54 AM
VeraZvonareva-
I am off to Monte-Carlo to spend time with my Boyfriend/Coach-Sergey Demekhine :cool: :drool: ,oh and some clay court practice as well. :p :oh:

Kəv.
Apr 14th, 2011, 11:55 AM
JarkaGroth:
Why do we hate each other so much? Marta? We've never played each other.

Kəv.
Apr 14th, 2011, 11:55 AM
JarkaGroth:
Oh yeh, Btw, in Estonia now trying to book a flight to Estoril.

Shivank17
Apr 14th, 2011, 03:37 PM
Pls don't book a flight to Atlanta now. :P

Mary Cherry.
Apr 14th, 2011, 03:55 PM
@JarkaGroth Hate to break it to you but I don't think Estoril has an airport :unsure:

Miracle Worker
Apr 14th, 2011, 04:46 PM
Marta Domachowska

Don't worry about Jarka. Probably now she is somewhere above Iceland.

Kəv.
Apr 14th, 2011, 10:12 PM
JarkaGroth:
Landed in Spain, need to catch a 10 hour bus to Portugal because Estoril has no airport :ras:

Shafanovic.
Apr 15th, 2011, 12:56 AM
@Superficial_Twitter:

Wow @JarkaGroth, is @SamGroth not pleasuring you enough or something? You tweet like every hour... :lol:

Kəv.
Apr 15th, 2011, 05:00 AM
JarkaGroth:
I only tweet, because im on a plane like every hour.

Lachy
Apr 15th, 2011, 05:05 AM
Stuttgart_Admin: Join us this afternoon for the live draw ceremony with special guest....Maria Sharapova!

Kəv.
Apr 15th, 2011, 05:25 AM
JarkaGroth:
OOh Masha, oh what a bitch :o

Btw, to all my fans (if i have any), im on a bus to Estoril now thats why im twittering all the time and 1 hour till i get to Estoril. :)

Ralph214
Apr 15th, 2011, 05:26 AM
Stuttgart_Admin: Join us this afternoon for the live draw ceremony with special guest....Maria Sharapova!

How long before the draw? Jelena will have to sleep in 2 hours :lol:

Kəv.
Apr 15th, 2011, 05:29 AM
JarkaGroth
I'm bored, when does Estoril draw come out? I don't want Laura in my section!

Lachy
Apr 15th, 2011, 05:31 AM
How long before the draw? Jelena will have to sleep in 2 hours :lol:

Now ;)

Oh and Jarka, won't you be a bit fatigued when you finally get to Estoril? :unsure:

Ralph214
Apr 15th, 2011, 05:34 AM
Now ;)

Oh and Jarka, won't you be a bit fatigued when you finally get to Estoril? :unsure:

She will retire while leading 6-0 5-0 40-0 :eek:

Kəv.
Apr 15th, 2011, 07:14 AM
JarkaGroth:
Yes, ive finally arrived in Estoril, i think i saw Marta, and she gave me that "evil look" :scared: I am really tired so im going to sleep now :D

Miracle Worker
Apr 15th, 2011, 08:45 AM
Marta Domachowska

:facepalm: You could't see me in Estoril. I'm in Stuttgart right now. I try a new Porsche after the draw will be released

Kəv.
Apr 15th, 2011, 10:37 AM
JarkaGroth:
Oh, well it must of been your twin or something, gave me the evil look :scared:

Miracle Worker
Apr 15th, 2011, 10:44 AM
Marta Domachowska

I think you have hallucinations. It's all because radiation.

Kəv.
Apr 15th, 2011, 11:25 AM
JarkaGroth:
Marta, i hope you never make it to Estoril :) :angel:

Shivank17
Apr 15th, 2011, 03:19 PM
VeraZvonareva:
I had a great week of practice in Monte-Carlo,slipping and sliding on the red clay. :cool: Now off to Stuttgart,for my next tournament.And unlike @JarkaGroth,I have booked my ticket to Stuttgart only and not to Saudi Arabia. :p

Miracle Worker
Apr 15th, 2011, 04:12 PM
Marta Domachowska

@Vera. Did you buy new cosmetics in Monaco? Maybe you should stay few days more there and buy enough cosmetics? Maybe you will need them?

Kəv.
Apr 15th, 2011, 09:38 PM
JarkaGroth
@Vera, I am in Estoril now and i was never going to Saudi Arabia, get your facts right before you accuse me.

Mary Cherry.
Apr 15th, 2011, 09:55 PM
JarkaGroth:
Landed in Spain, need to catch a 10 hour bus to Portugal because Estoril has no airport :ras:

SlutBuster_Laura

@JarkaGroth You could've flown to Lisbon then caught a 30-minute train to Estoril :P I'm so buying you a map for your birthday - I'll highlight any areas to avoid, especially those with a highly dense population of sluts.

Kəv.
Apr 15th, 2011, 10:54 PM
JarkaGroth
Why how nice of you SlutBuster_Laura :)

Pops Maellard
Apr 16th, 2011, 12:23 AM
@BabyAnci! Hey everyone. I just joined twitter! Feeling so exciting.

Sharapovian
Apr 16th, 2011, 01:43 AM
Hello there Ana :wavey:

Maria Sharapova

Hey everyone I'm here in Stuttgart and been training hard. Practice has been going really well and I can't wait to get out on court. Unfortunately I seem to have caught a bit of a cold so I didn't get much practice done for the last few days. And finally this is such a lovely city!

Translation: Just sent points for Stuttgart - trying out something completely different with the points :scared: Won't be surprised if Maria gets double bageled :lol:

Lachy
Apr 16th, 2011, 01:58 AM
Stuttgart_Admin: Hope you all enjoy the entrance that each of our players will make before their matches!! Goes a little something like this...

1ttGzMgN7XM

GIRLS...SET...MATCH!

Ralph214
Apr 16th, 2011, 03:20 AM
Translation: Just sent points for Stuttgart - trying out something completely different with the points :scared: Won't be surprised if Maria gets double bageled :lol:

Jelena Jankovic will also play an extremely new style ... hope it works! :wavey:

Shivank17
Apr 16th, 2011, 03:46 AM
Marta Domachowska

@Vera. Did you buy new cosmetics in Monaco? Maybe you should stay few days more there and buy enough cosmetics? Maybe you will need them?


Vera Zvonareva
@Marta-I did get them for you.My pretty face doesn't need it,but your face does. :ras: I will give them to you,when we meet next at Barcelona.
Btw,Oriflame are paying me 30 million dollars to become their Brand Ambassador. :cool:

Ralph214
Apr 16th, 2011, 04:29 AM
http://www.magcover.com/magcovers/0139516135293870_f_f.jpg

JJankovic:

Hi everyone! Just finish my million dollar photoshoot. Please buy the new Tennis Magazine! :hearts:
I'm now practicing in Stuttgart while trying something new. Good luck to all in the tournament! :D

Kəv.
Apr 16th, 2011, 05:00 AM
JarkaGroth:
@JJankovic: :hysteric: You made me vomit!!!

Ralph214
Apr 16th, 2011, 05:23 AM
JarkaGroth:
@JJankovic: :hysteric: You made me vomit!!!

JJankovic:

@JarkaGroth: Everyone is jealous, I completely understand.
Don't worry! You will get your chance 10 years later :kiss:

Kəv.
Apr 16th, 2011, 05:29 AM
JarkaGroth:
@JJankovic, im sorry to say but you look like an '80s slut. :tape:

Shivank17
Apr 16th, 2011, 06:09 AM
4 Ways to beat Marta by Vera Zvonareva
:lol: :bowdown: :worship:
Vera likey!

claypova
Apr 16th, 2011, 07:34 AM
claypova_twitter: jarka, you need to get out of Estoril and go to Stuttgart. This week's events have been merged due to small numbers in Estoril.

claypova
Apr 16th, 2011, 07:35 AM
http://www.magcover.com/magcovers/0139516135293870_f_f.jpg

JJankovic:

Hi everyone! Just finish my million dollar photoshoot. Please buy the new Tennis Magazine! :hearts:
I'm now practicing in Stuttgart while trying something new. Good luck to all in the tournament! :D

:hysteric::worship:

Miracle Worker
Apr 16th, 2011, 09:28 AM
Marta Domachowska

Vera Zvonareva
@Marta-I did get them for you.My pretty face doesn't need it,but your face does. :ras: I will give them to you,when we meet next at Barcelona.
Btw,Oriflame are paying me 30 million dollars to become their Brand Ambassador. :cool:


I'm sure you're absolutely work on this contract. You have to use cosmetics few times during each match, so don't forget to use them after another breakdown.

http://www.magcover.com/magcovers/0139516135293870_f_f.jpg

JJankovic:

Hi everyone! Just finish my million dollar photoshoot. Please buy the new Tennis Magazine! :hearts:
I'm now practicing in Stuttgart while trying something new. Good luck to all in the tournament! :D

I think you wanted to say : Photoshop...

Miracle Worker
Apr 16th, 2011, 09:32 AM
JarkaGroth:
@JJankovic, im sorry to say but you look like an '80s slut. :tape:

:haha:

Shivank17
Apr 16th, 2011, 09:59 AM
Marta Domachowska

I'm sure you're absolutely work on this contract. You have to use cosmetics few times during each match, so don't forget to use them after another breakdown.



Vera Zvonareva-
@Marta-I don't choke nowadays. :cool:
Whenever I am playing bad,I think of the ball to be your ugly face and hit winners all over the court. :p Remember,when I had beaten you in Miami,I used the same technique. :ras: and it worked. :cheer: :p
And this is one of the 4 techniques that I have written in that Magazine which has Jelena's 80's slut looking face. :p

Kəv.
Apr 16th, 2011, 09:54 PM
JarkaGroth
:hysteric: Now i have to book a flight to Stuttgart, great :o

Shafanovic.
Apr 16th, 2011, 11:17 PM
@Superficial_Twitter:
Don't worry @JarkaGroth, the organizers are paying for the plane tickets to Stuttgart, first class, your accomodation, 5 star hotel ;) and they'll be giving you appearance fees and giving you back the money that you spent on traveling to Estoril :)

Miracle Worker
Apr 16th, 2011, 11:24 PM
Marta Domachowska

What?!?!? She traveled around the world and now someone wants pay for her journeys?

It's scandal!!!

Shafanovic.
Apr 16th, 2011, 11:36 PM
@Superficial_Twitter:

@MartaDomachowska, you're world number 1, you have enough money to support yourself. Stop complaining :o

Miracle Worker
Apr 16th, 2011, 11:48 PM
Marta Domachowska

She's world number 2 and she is supported by Australian Federation and Turkish Federation. She has more money than me...

Sharapovian
Apr 16th, 2011, 11:58 PM
Turkish_Federation: @MartaDomachowska Oh really? we never knew about that. Has Jarka suddenly decided to become Turkish?

claypova
Apr 17th, 2011, 12:11 AM
claypova_twitter: Jarka has been based in Turkey for a long time now :shrug:

Pops Maellard
Apr 17th, 2011, 12:12 AM
@BabyAnci! I'm so ready for that car!

Sharapovian
Apr 17th, 2011, 12:12 AM
Turkish_Federation: @claypova_twitter Oh well thank you. That is news to us. We always knew she had Slovakian roots - but never knew she was based in Turkey.

Sharapovian
Apr 17th, 2011, 12:19 AM
Maria Sharapova
Oh dear this cold is not letting me do anything. I really hope I'm able to play later on, I don't want to disappoint you guys. This is my first time in Stuttgart and I was really excited to play here, I'm going to see a doctor soon and ask them if it's ok to play.

Lachy
Apr 17th, 2011, 01:01 AM
Stuttgart_Admin: Today's schedule coming up soon!!

Pops Maellard
Apr 17th, 2011, 05:38 AM
@BabyAnci! All I can say about my performance today is "WTF".

Shivank17
Apr 17th, 2011, 07:11 AM
Stuttgart_Admin: Today's schedule coming up soon!!

VeraZvonareva:@Stuttgart_Admin-Doesn't soon mean less than 6 hours,cause you posted that 6 hours ago. :rolleyes:

Lachy
Apr 17th, 2011, 07:46 AM
VeraZvonareva:@Stuttgart_Admin-Doesn't soon mean less than 6 hours,cause you posted that 6 hours ago. :rolleyes:

It was posted ages ago :p Today's matches are over :lol:

Kəv.
Apr 17th, 2011, 10:32 AM
JarkaGroth:
Im, not becoming Turkish!

Shivank17
Apr 18th, 2011, 02:23 PM
JarkaGroth:
Im, not becoming Turkish!

VeraZvonareva:
@JarkaGroth-Pls become a Turkish citizen and replace Caroline in that stupid Turkish Airlines commercial. :o Seriously if I watch that commercial again,I am gonna sue Turkish Airlines for highly inappropriate ads with extremely lame people starring in it. :rolleyes: :help: :fiery:

Miracle Worker
Apr 18th, 2011, 02:26 PM
Marta Domachowska

This time I have to agree with Vera. This commercial sucks... This someone even doesn't play in our Tour.

Ralph214
Apr 18th, 2011, 10:37 PM
JJankovic:

Na-GOAT and Kvitova are winning in Stuttgart! Maybe it's time we learn from them ... Use randomizer.org!!! :lol:

Miracle Worker
Apr 18th, 2011, 10:42 PM
Marta Domachowska

@JJ: Don't be silly. Human brain is so much better than randomizer.org...

Kəv.
Apr 19th, 2011, 10:02 AM
JarkaGroth:
I won my match today, it was tough tough, i mean me and Mandy are just so pretty it was like the battle of whos the prettiest and i won :p

claypova
Apr 20th, 2011, 03:23 AM
just letting everyone know, Marta will definitely still hold the number 1 ranking next week :oh: (for the 7th week :sobbing:)

Ralph214
Apr 20th, 2011, 03:28 AM
just letting everyone know, Marta will definitely still hold the number 1 ranking next week :oh: (for the 7th week :sobbing:)

JJankovic:

I predict a change in the number 1 ranking after the French Open :angel:

You heard it here first! :wavey:

Kəv.
Apr 20th, 2011, 03:32 AM
JarkaGroth:
@JJankovic: Thank you JJ, you predicted Jarka will become no.1 :hearts:

Ralph214
Apr 20th, 2011, 03:39 AM
JJankovic:

@JarkaGroth: But it will only happen if you lose to me in Stuttgart :p
Anyway, good luck! :cool:

Kəv.
Apr 20th, 2011, 03:44 AM
JarkaGroth:
We all have to work as a team if we want to take down Marta :D

Ralph214
Apr 20th, 2011, 04:05 AM
JJankovic:

@JarkaGroth: What are you trying to imply? :nerner:

Kəv.
Apr 20th, 2011, 06:14 AM
JarkaGroth:
@JJankovic: Hmm, lets try to make Marta injured or something :evil:

MandyRulz
Apr 20th, 2011, 06:31 AM
MandyMinella:
Bad lost to Jarka yesterday.

claypova
Apr 20th, 2011, 12:40 PM
SHE LOST. MARTA LOST IN R2. SHOCK OF THE CENTURY

Shivank17
Apr 20th, 2011, 02:19 PM
Vera Zvonareva
Woh,just got to know Marta and Jarka both lost in Stuttgart today.Meanwhile,I am into the Semis here,will be playing Bojana next.@Marta-Do you want the cosmetics I had brought from Monte-Carlo to hide your face? :ras: :p

Ralph214
Apr 20th, 2011, 09:11 PM
PolonaHercog :

Marta lost :tears: It's bad because she's none of the best players on this tour.

JJankovic:

@PolonaHercog :oh:

Kəv.
Apr 20th, 2011, 10:11 PM
JarkaGroth:
:o, Atleast i did better than Marta :oh:

claypova
Apr 21st, 2011, 12:53 PM
Miss Gajdosova :hug:

Miracle Worker
Apr 21st, 2011, 01:13 PM
Marta Domachowska

I'm too busy right now to play. I had to go to Fes yesterday to help my friend Nastya.

Kəv.
Apr 21st, 2011, 10:03 PM
JarkaGajdosova:
I have now landed in Barcelona :D

Ivanovic2008
Apr 21st, 2011, 10:56 PM
Bojo
Having tournamet of. Lifetime and upset marta!

Lachy
Apr 21st, 2011, 11:18 PM
Stuttgart_Admin: Hopefully our semifinalists are fresh after having a day off!

Miracle Worker
Apr 21st, 2011, 11:25 PM
Stuttgart_Admin: Hopefully our semifinalists are fresh after having a day off!

This is possible if they took shower...

Lachy
Apr 21st, 2011, 11:33 PM
^^ Hopefully BoJJ hasn't showered otherwise all her good form might wear off :oh:

Ralph214
Apr 21st, 2011, 11:55 PM
JJankovic:

@Lachy: I hope you're wrong because I'm the only one who showered today :tape:

claypova
Apr 22nd, 2011, 02:43 AM
claypove_twitter:

my bets for the SF are:

Zvonareva def. Jovanovski 2-0
Hercog def. Jankovic 2-1

good luck :oh:

Ralph214
Apr 22nd, 2011, 02:58 AM
JJankovic:

@claypova_twitter: :ras: . . . Thanks for giving me a set anyway! :lol:

Kəv.
Apr 22nd, 2011, 03:00 AM
JarkaGajdosova:
@claypova_twitter: Any clue on what my ranking will be after Stuttgart?

claypova
Apr 22nd, 2011, 03:04 AM
JarkaGajdosova:
@claypova_twitter: Any clue on what my ranking will be after Stuttgart?

2nd. 3rd if Polona wins the tournament.

claypova
Apr 22nd, 2011, 04:34 AM
JJankovic:

@claypova_twitter: :ras: . . . Thanks for giving me a set anyway! :lol:

nothing i can do to stop you from choking :tears:

Ralph214
Apr 22nd, 2011, 04:37 AM
JJankovic:

@claypova_twitter: I died for my country during Fed Cup so I don't have much left. I will be happy to just reach 3 sets :hysteric:

Kəv.
Apr 22nd, 2011, 04:42 AM
JarkaGajdosova:
Polona!! Don't win !!

Kəv.
Apr 22nd, 2011, 06:56 AM
JarkaGajdosova:
I stay at no.2!! :D
@claypova_twitter: I request for the rankings to be Jarmila Gajdosova. Thank you .

Ralph214
Apr 22nd, 2011, 08:29 AM
claypove_twitter:

my bets for the SF are:

Zvonareva def. Jovanovski 2-0
Hercog def. Jankovic 2-1

good luck :oh:

Please predict the final result of Jankovic vs Jovanovski :devil:

Miracle Worker
Apr 22nd, 2011, 08:31 AM
Marta Domachowska

I hope JJ will win.

Shivank17
Apr 22nd, 2011, 09:20 AM
claypove_twitter:

my bets for the SF are:

Zvonareva def. Jovanovski 2-0
Hercog def. Jankovic 2-1

good luck :oh:

I wish your predictions were correct. :hysteric:
JJ FTW! :rocker2:

Kəv.
Apr 22nd, 2011, 10:38 AM
JarkaGajdosova:
@JJankovic: Good luck girl :kiss:

claypova
Apr 22nd, 2011, 01:02 PM
Please predict the final result of Jankovic vs Jovanovski :devil:

i believe JJ will win ...

kill me if i'm wrong :oh:

Ralph214
Apr 24th, 2011, 12:36 AM
JJankovic:

Hi everyone! I'm on my way to Barcelona after my title run in Stuttgart. Thanks for all the support! :kiss:

My Porsche is now being shipped to my mansion in San Diego for my mom. :rolleyes:

claypova
Apr 26th, 2011, 11:52 PM
if Jelena wins her QF, she will overtake Jarka :eek:

If Polona reaches the final, she will also overtake Jarka :eek:

so Jarka might move down to 4th this week :unsure:

Pops Maellard
Apr 27th, 2011, 04:40 AM
@BabyAnci! Wow Polona really got me good! Being in a slump sucks, but I still think I'll win Roland Garros. Good luck and win them all Empress! @JJankovic

Ralph214
Apr 27th, 2011, 04:47 AM
JJankovic:

@BabyAnci: Don't worry, you well get out of that slump some day! Meanwhile, I will try to win Barcelona just for you :lol:

Pops Maellard
May 3rd, 2011, 10:53 AM
@BabyAnci! Won a match in Madrid. Fucking aj-fucking-de!

Shivank17
May 3rd, 2011, 04:40 PM
I think the split with husband has been affecting Jarka not only mentally but physically as well. :unsure: :sad:
Hope you find your rhythm soon Jarka. :hug: :kiss:

Kəv.
May 3rd, 2011, 09:23 PM
JarkaGajdosova
Sitting on court 4 watching francesca schiavone playing before my warm up:) http://yfrog.com/h0cniiqj

Ralph214
May 3rd, 2011, 11:00 PM
JJankovic:
I feel sooo horrbile right now! My mom and I went to this "Spanish" massage house and some stupid lady twisted my ankle on purpose!!! She wasn't even Spanish ... SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ITALIAN! AND SHE WAS LAUGHING LIKE CRAZY :hysteric:
Not sure if I can still play tomorrow. I will just try my best ... Please hunt that psychotic lady! :(

Pops Maellard
May 5th, 2011, 02:47 AM
BabyAnci!

Beat the world #1 in 3 sets. Won't be long till I take her place.

Kəv.
May 6th, 2011, 07:09 AM
JarkaGajdosova:
Hi guys, haven't tweeted in a while, I think i might have a could, doesn't feel really well, hopefully I will get better before my match
xx Jarka

Kəv.
May 6th, 2011, 11:32 AM
JarkaGajdosova:
Hey guys, i won my match really tight today, didn't feel so well, if i did feel better probably would have closed it out quicker, now against Kim shes a good player, ive lost to her last week i think? i hope i can change that and i hope i get better
xx Jarka

Pops Maellard
May 6th, 2011, 11:49 AM
BabyAnci!

Lost to Rus today. But that's OK. I'm peaking for the most important events (yes, that means the French Open).

claypova
May 6th, 2011, 11:51 AM
claypova_twitter: @babyanci, good luck trying to be number 1 :sad:

claypova
May 13th, 2011, 06:10 AM
Jelena Jankovic will be number 1 if she wins the tournament :bowdown:

Pops Maellard
May 13th, 2011, 06:29 AM
BabyAnci! @JJankovic Good luck Jankobitch, hope you win the tourney babe!

Kəv.
May 13th, 2011, 10:07 AM
JarkaGajdosova:
Good luck JJ with that no.1 spot. Now for me im focusing on doubles. After my loss to Maria she was very nice and felt sorry for me about my break up :hug:

Ralph214
May 22nd, 2011, 05:53 AM
JJankovic:

Thanks @JarkaGajdosova! Polona and the two of us are really closing on Marta now. Btw, I want to make a poll.

Who will Marta face in her opening match at RG? :confused:

a) Bojana Jovanovski
b) Bojana Jovanovski
c) Bojana Jovanovski
d) Ana Ivanovic

Kəv.
May 22nd, 2011, 05:57 AM
JarkaGajdosova:
c or d :spit:

Lachy
May 22nd, 2011, 06:35 AM
:haha: Lovin' the poll :rolls:

Kəv.
May 22nd, 2011, 06:37 AM
JarkaGajdosova:
It is still funny that i havent played Marta yet :spit:

Ralph214
May 22nd, 2011, 06:39 AM
JJankovic:

@JarkaGajdosova: Not until BoJJ or Ana retires :p

claypova
May 23rd, 2011, 06:15 AM
claypova_twitter: despite heavy predictions that Jarka would be the first to overtake Marta, it is Jelena who rises to the top after winning the title in Brussels :worship: well done

Kəv.
May 23rd, 2011, 06:18 AM
Jarka had a mini-slump :spit:

Ralph214
May 23rd, 2011, 06:21 AM
How many rounds will there be in RG? It would be nice if we have 64 players or something :p

claypova
May 23rd, 2011, 06:23 AM
How many rounds will there be in RG? It would be nice if we have 64 players or something :p

we only have 21 players :sobbing:

Shafanovic.
May 23rd, 2011, 06:28 AM
32 player draw. I have just one more assignment which is due tomorrow and then after that. ;) Get ready to play RG.

Ralph214
May 23rd, 2011, 06:28 AM
we only have 21 players :sobbing:
Perhaps some exhibition mixed doubles instead? :hysteric:

Lachy
May 23rd, 2011, 06:34 AM
Chris said he has a lot in store for RG...looking forward to see what he does :aparty: :oh:

royce23487
May 23rd, 2011, 04:04 PM
Making sure that my points are right :(

Pops Maellard
May 29th, 2011, 06:28 AM
BabyAnci! -

@JJankovic Congrats on your #1 rank girl! Me and BoJJ are 11 and 12. Us Serbs run this Mutha!

Shafanovic.
May 29th, 2011, 06:30 AM
RG delayed. I know I said 4 hours from when I posted it but making the scores is harder than I anticipated. But trust me. It's pretty cool :p

Lachy
May 29th, 2011, 06:44 AM
What are you up to :oh: :lol:

Kəv.
May 29th, 2011, 06:55 AM
JarkaGajdosova:
Theres been a delay at RG, i was supposed to be on third on Chatrier, but instead im on a quad bike tweeting.

Pops Maellard
May 29th, 2011, 07:07 AM
BabyAnci @JarkaGajdosova Tell me about it! I'm third on Court 1. The first two matches better be quick or I'll miss my date with Nando.

Kəv.
May 29th, 2011, 07:09 AM
JarkaGajdosova:
@BabyAnci: Your on Suzanne Lenglen.

Pops Maellard
May 29th, 2011, 07:12 AM
BabyAnci @JarkaGajdosova: Oops. #Blushes

longtin23
May 29th, 2011, 08:26 AM
Li Na : Playing today on Cartier... Hope I can do well against the fifth seed.

Pops Maellard
May 29th, 2011, 11:49 AM
BabyAnci: @JJankovic Damn girl you had a scare. Ajde! for pulling through.

Ralph214
May 29th, 2011, 08:49 PM
JJankovic:

@BabyAnci: Thanks ... and ajde! I was playing well in the first set, then she hit a netcord drop shot. I ran like a cheetah to get it back, you know? So I broke my nail and it hurt throughout the match :facepalm:

I felt terrible but I just played my best, you know, and see what will happen.

Kəv.
May 30th, 2011, 05:38 AM
JarkaGajdosova:
Hey guys, i didn't really play well yesterday so my coach is giving me a hard practice session, i hope that i can play better tomorrow :)

Kəv.
May 30th, 2011, 05:38 AM
JarkaGajdosova:
@JJankovic: That was a close one, you nearly finished your first week as no.1 badly.

Ralph214
May 30th, 2011, 06:23 AM
JJankovic:

@JarkaGajdosova: I still remember my similar AO 1st round against Paszek in 2008. I went on to reach the semis that time. Not bad I guess :p

Kəv.
May 30th, 2011, 07:02 AM
JarkaGajdosova:

@JJankovic: I never knew there was LoRT in 2008 :spit:

claypova
May 30th, 2011, 10:01 AM
claypova_twitter: Jankovic spends her 2nd week at number 1 :cool:

Ralph214
May 30th, 2011, 11:35 PM
JJankovic:

@JarkaGajdosova: Am I really that old now? :hysteric: #StillNumber1 :lol:

Ralph214
May 31st, 2011, 12:04 AM
JJankovic:

@claypova_twitter: Thanks! :wavey:

Please include the Stuttgart results in the LoRT history page. It's the first tournament I won ;)

Kəv.
May 31st, 2011, 05:32 AM
JarkaGajdosova:
@JJankovic: Congrats JJ :kiss: I think im no.2 now due to Marta's lost :oh:

Ralph214
May 31st, 2011, 05:49 AM
JJankovic:

@JarkaGajdosova: Catching up to my points now, eh :p

What happened to Marta anyway? Is she injured or something? Good for us though :lol:

claypova
Jun 3rd, 2011, 11:46 PM
claypova_twitter: by reaching the SF, Jankovic guarantees hersekf another week at number 1 :)

Shafanovic.
Jun 4th, 2011, 07:05 AM
@superficial_twitter::

If @JJankovic doesn't win RG, she'll be a slamless #1 :hysteric:

Pops Maellard
Jun 4th, 2011, 07:07 AM
BabyAnci:

@JJankovic Another week at #1 #Ajde

Shivank17
Jun 4th, 2011, 12:42 PM
@VeraZvonareva:
So like real life JJ. :oh: RT @superficial_twitter:If @JJankovic doesn't win RG, she'll be a slamless #1 :hysteric:

claypova
Jun 6th, 2011, 06:54 AM
claypova_twitter: rankings have been updated, Laura moves to number 2 while Gajdasova and Jankovic remain in their previous positions. RG runner-up Julia Goerges moves up 5 spots, while Jovanovski enters the top 10 for the first time (stealing that position from Ivanovic)

Kəv.
Jun 6th, 2011, 11:00 AM
JarkaGajdosova
Where are the doubles?

Mary Cherry.
Jun 6th, 2011, 02:12 PM
@LauraRobson

I am the clay GOAT.

Ralph214
Jun 8th, 2011, 03:18 AM
JJankovic:

Practicing with BFF Serena in Birmingham! Grass is my worst surface so I`m not expecting much :p

See my cool moves!

http://vpqv.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/jelenaj.jpg

Ready to fly back to Paris if FO doubles will continue ;)

Kəv.
Jun 8th, 2011, 05:38 AM
JarkaGajdosova
@JJankovic: I am still in RG, Team Slut is still too determained.

claypova
Jun 11th, 2011, 01:45 AM
doubles cancelled due to Lachy;s laziness :rolleyes:

claypova
Jun 11th, 2011, 01:46 AM
Chokers of the Day (Copenhagen)

Schiavone led 61 53, lost 16 75 63
and
Jovanovski led 67 76 52, but lost in a third set tiebreak

:facepalm:

Kəv.
Jun 11th, 2011, 02:49 AM
JarkaGajdosova:
:( Im in the Pushers country now and everyone in the country hates me now.

Ralph214
Jun 11th, 2011, 04:36 AM
JJankovic:

@JarkaGajdosova: How did you survive all those horrible line calls? :worship:

I barely won my first match in Birmingham. Li was causing me trouble with her grass game :)

longtin23
Jun 11th, 2011, 05:58 AM
Li Na:
@JJankovic : I am disappointed,,, I really want to win a match but you are a great player and you played well...